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#27 - elcapitan **User deleted account**
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#175 to #27 - lfavelaa
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#33 to #27 - anon
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this isn't ******* touching it's just depressing all hell, especially if you have doubts about an after life. Seriously guys
#231 - mtm
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Body I....
#792 to #231 - trollinlove
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(09/05/2011) [-]
what is that meme called? is saw it many times
#835 to #792 - extremistavenger
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(09/05/2011) [-]
Handsome Face.
#144 - Hurriquake
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(09/05/2011) [-]
So your perception of time is fluid right? So what if the moment you die, you sense of time slowed down infinitely small and you lived an entire life in those last few moments, in a dream world.

What if that is happening to you, right now.
#518 to #144 - dkillakai ONLINE
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If your whole life flashes before your life before you die, how do you know this isn't the flash, and in reality, your already at death's door?
#858 to #144 - americanzero **User deleted account**
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#168 to #144 - mcinoid
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(09/05/2011) [-]
Watch source code and distant thunder = mind blow the **** up
#167 to #144 - icanhazlolz **User deleted account**
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#149 to #144 - CrimsonVelocity
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(09/05/2011) [-]
.... well ****
#165 to #144 - knightguy
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(09/05/2011) [-]
have you seen the movie constantine?
#170 to #165 - Hurriquake
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#156 to #144 - jaytinzeta
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(09/05/2011) [-]
what if, you completely ******* blew my mind.
#589 - forevertrombone
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#635 to #589 - howplaydisgame
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#68 - osscrymson
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#351 - lickalotofpuss
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(09/05/2011) [-]
I had a near death experience while i was in Marine boot camp. We were in the fields running and i had hurt my knee so i was behind everyone and the DIs were paying special attention to me. What we were doing is running to a work station where you would have to do a certain type of exercise. Since i was behind when i go to my next station the DI yelled in my face to get to the ground quickly. So i did but i landed on a fire ant hill :( and since those little bastards can kill a man they instructed me to wipe them off immediately . About 100 bit me...I was then told to keep running so i do what they said. About 2 minutes into running my hands, feet, and groin start to burn and itch like nothing i have ever felt. I tell a DI but he doesnt believe me and tells me to run...After another minute i start to feel weak so i throw myself on the ground and again i am told to get up and run. But i refuse because i no i need help bad so i fall again.... Then a senior DI comes and as i explain to him what is happening i actually faint. Breathing becomes harder then breathing through a straw...It takes a while before someone shoots me with a epi-pen. but as i layed there i started to black out. They rubbed their fist in my chest to i wouldnt go to sleep, it worked at first but then i started to drift again. i began thinking of my family and how i let them down... how much of a failure i was and gave up hope...but then someone called my name and told me i would be ok. the greatest sense of relief flushed my body and at that point i refused to die. i began taking the biggest breaths, as if i was drowning and fought for my life... it was then determined i couldnt continue my dream of being a Marine and discharged...i have spent more than a year doing nothing :( the life i fought so hard to keep is being wasted away and i dont understand why i cannot pull my **** together... i cried for about 3 months after being home. sorry for wasting your time i just felt i wanted to share this :(
#374 to #351 - pilotdudeman
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#383 to #374 - joejigsaw ONLINE
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He didn't give up. He said he was discharged because it was determined that he couldn't continue.
#393 to #374 - TotsOrGTFO
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(09/05/2011) [-]
are you in the military "pilotdudeman"?
#397 to #393 - pilotdudeman
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no, but i start ROTC soon for the airforce
#380 to #374 - lickalotofpuss
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just so u no this is doesn't help and just makes me feel worse....
#385 to #380 - pilotdudeman
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Wait a minute....why not try for a simpler division? Have u tried the airforce? Those guys have alot of fun, and they **** on the Marines lol
#387 to #385 - lickalotofpuss
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they wont let me in bc it shows on my record that i am "allergic" to fire ants... bc im sure only ppl that are allergic to fire ants react the way i did... i tried to fight and tell them that it was due to the amount that bite me that lead to my bodies reaction but they didnt care...
#390 to #387 - pilotdudeman
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Ever think about border patrol? It's quite similar! Walk around in the desert- being top dog and carrying HUGE and powerful weapons to shoot potentially dangerous terrorists/ illegal immigrants
#396 to #390 - lickalotofpuss
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(09/05/2011) [-]
never have but thanks for the suggestion time to google and find information lol
#403 to #396 - pilotdudeman
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i may be a dick, but if theirs one thing i love to do is help people when i can. I've thought of every loop for working because i can do anything i want, i'm just not so good in school...A 3.0GPA wont get me too far =/
#412 to #351 - salmoncannon
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(09/05/2011) [-]
<3
#528 to #351 - kingwadesky
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haha nice username xD
#534 to #528 - lickalotofpuss
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lol ty u r the only 1 that has ever said anything xD
#368 to #351 - Animefreake
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#372 to #368 - lickalotofpuss
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LOL i can laugh at this bc i have a sense of humor but they took my future away from me :(
#375 to #372 - pilotdudeman
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#378 to #375 - lickalotofpuss
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plz explain how....how did i let them take it away?
#386 to #378 - pilotdudeman
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i didnt quite remember the fact that they discharged you- that was my fault- im sorry dude
#377 to #372 - Animefreake
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How can they take something you haven't had yet?

Live your life, do what you like, and take things as they come. Your life can go in a dusin of directions, take your time to find a nice new road!!
#381 to #351 - pokemonkane **User deleted account**
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#353 to #351 - OCrules
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You will never be a failure.
Find something to believe in, let that be your guide, never sway.
I believe in the ability for humans to change, to do the right thing when faced with "the easy option". Don't give me a reason to doubt myself now.

Be selfless and the world will come to you.
Be unwavering.
#357 to #353 - lickalotofpuss
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ty means a lot to me considering i cant even talk to my family about this because all they do is tell me how im not doing **** and just put me down more :/ my friends just tell me to man the **** up but no one gives me support...
#366 to #357 - OCrules
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Yes the world is a hard place, you learn to take it in stride.
I remember when my life was like that, i changed, not them.
Remember that you are always in the drivers seat, nothing affects you unless you say so, you decide that today is the day you take the first step.
Man the **** up is not the way to do it, instead Pick yourself up, tell yourself that you are awesome everyday until you believe it and live for something.
The soft defeats the hard, a blade of grass is small and flexible whilst the mighty oak tree is hard and durable... but after the raging storm which one is left?
You are who you are, you will ever only be you. You are Awesome, believe in yourself, do not allow yourself to be overcome by pity, you are better than that, you are the Man, You can be the master.
Just take the first few steps friend.
#369 to #366 - lickalotofpuss
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you sir r awesome wish i knew u in real life :/ once again thx i really do mean this from the bottom of my heart :')
#371 to #369 - OCrules
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Be unwavering.
#394 to #371 - lickalotofpuss
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its just being a Marine and serving my country, making my family proud, and making something of myself was something i worked so hard for...i decided early in senior year thats what i wanted to do with my life, so i trained everyday...worked my body, pushed myself, 30 minutes everyday to the local YMCA in the winter so i could continue training. everyone says if you work hard for something you will achieve your goal and i believed this... this experience has just broken my spirit. i have an internal battle everyday in my head and despair always wins. but someone...you believe in me and think i can change...you will be my spirit and as i type this and began to feel a rage boil inside me i ******* promise to myself that enough is enough. thank you. Be unwavering and that i shall be!
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#64 to #7 - sauronpwnr
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me too
#502 - heeeeyyyy
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Honest to god this happened to me, whether it was just a random dream, I dunno.

I lost my dad and older brother in a car crash, myself and my mom survived, but I had a few broken bones and a punctured lung, so I stayed in the hospital. My mom was well enough to take care of my younger sister (She was luckily at her friend's house). On top of that my girlfriend cheated on me a few days before with a guy who used to bully me, plus i'd been rejected from several colleges. While in hospital I was extremely depressed, I felt I had no reason to live, so I attempted to suffocate myself. I must have done something to go as far as I did, because I remember watching myself. Next thing I remember, I was in a pure white room but still laying in the hospital bed. Next to me was.. myself. I looked... clean, if I could mention any differences. I didn't feel scared at all, and my other self said "Cheer up kid, life will get better. You've just gotta pull yourself together" Then my other self sat on the end of the bed, gave me the thumbs up with a really cheery smile... Then I remember lying in the exact same position, feeling happy myself. When I was allowed to go home I felt myself as a different person, a more positive person. Yes my dad and brother are gone, and i'll always feel sad for them, but i've grown to accept it. Now I have a beautiful girlfriend who supports me. Plus i've got myself a decent job.

I don't know if it was a dream, but i'll remember it as the turning point in my life.
#507 to #502 - anon
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#625 to #502 - yunogirl
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wow thanks for sharing bro i like hearing stuff like this, it was deep ..
wow thanks for sharing bro i like hearing stuff like this, it was deep ..
#529 to #502 - allyraptor
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That feel, bro.
D;
#530 to #502 - electrokooper
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#833 - tomhefailin
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this **** really got me thinkin. when you die your brain stays alive for about ten minutes right? what happens in there that ten minutes. and if what you say is true and we dream it could be anything. i like to think i'd dream im like 10 years old and my mom is tucking me in and i just go to sleep forever.
#851 to #833 - elmosays
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me 2
#875 to #833 - Afrew
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The last sentence of your comment just gave me a massive feel.
#861 to #833 - shadowleatherman
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I like that idea, I also would like to have my most favorite dog with me, and have a nice glass of milk or some thing to put me to sleep.
#862 to #861 - tomhefailin
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whatever you want man its your death. for all we know that ten minute dream could feel like an eternity with your puppy.
#834 to #833 - fourzelawlz
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that's beautiful.
#447 - vicskell
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what if we're dying right now and this is just our mind taking us back our whole life?
#464 to #447 - TehNewestGuy ONLINE
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Then I've lead a very ****** life....
#471 to #447 - anon
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what if we are already dead and really we are in the afterlife right now and every bad thing that happens to us now is punishment for what we did in our past life and bad stuff happens in the world because secretly all in Hell o-o
#474 to #471 - vicskell
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could be
#453 to #447 - sparkyyy **User deleted account**
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#454 to #453 - vicskell
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or maybe when we get to the end it's just over, because by that logic when we get to the end we will have reviewed our whole life and we will be dead at once
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#459 to #455 - vicskell
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huh, hadn't thought about that. we need to go derper
#448 to #447 - connorjay
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Then there is **** all you can do.
Stop dreaming about being on funnyjunk and dream that you are living your life how you always wanted.
#451 to #448 - vicskell
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