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#231 - mtm (09/05/2011) [-]
Body I....
User avatar #792 to #231 - trollinlove (09/05/2011) [-]
what is that meme called? is saw it many times
User avatar #835 to #792 - extremistavenger (09/05/2011) [-]
Handsome Face.
#589 - forevertrombone (09/05/2011) [-]
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User avatar #833 - tomhefailin (09/05/2011) [-]
this **** really got me thinkin. when you die your brain stays alive for about ten minutes right? what happens in there that ten minutes. and if what you say is true and we dream it could be anything. i like to think i'd dream im like 10 years old and my mom is tucking me in and i just go to sleep forever.
#875 to #833 - Afrew (10/18/2011) [-]
The last sentence of your comment just gave me a massive feel.
#861 to #833 - shadowleatherman (09/09/2011) [-]
I like that idea, I also would like to have my most favorite dog with me, and have a nice glass of milk or some thing to put me to sleep.
User avatar #862 to #861 - tomhefailin (09/09/2011) [-]
whatever you want man its your death. for all we know that ten minute dream could feel like an eternity with your puppy.
#834 to #833 - fourzelawlz (09/05/2011) [-]
that's beautiful.
#447 - vicskell (09/05/2011) [-]
what if we're dying right now and this is just our mind taking us back our whole life?
User avatar #464 to #447 - TehNewestGuy (09/05/2011) [-]
Then I've lead a very ****** life....
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User avatar #454 to #453 - vicskell (09/05/2011) [-]
or maybe when we get to the end it's just over, because by that logic when we get to the end we will have reviewed our whole life and we will be dead at once
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#459 to #455 - vicskell (09/05/2011) [-]
huh, hadn't thought about that. we need to go derper
#471 to #447 - John Cena (09/05/2011) [-]
what if we are already dead and really we are in the afterlife right now and every bad thing that happens to us now is punishment for what we did in our past life and bad stuff happens in the world because secretly all in Hell o-o
#474 to #471 - vicskell (09/05/2011) [-]
could be
User avatar #448 to #447 - connorjay (09/05/2011) [-]
Then there is **** all you can do.
Stop dreaming about being on funnyjunk and dream that you are living your life how you always wanted.
#144 - Hurriquake (09/05/2011) [-]
So your perception of time is fluid right? So what if the moment you die, you sense of time slowed down infinitely small and you lived an entire life in those last few moments, in a dream world.

What if that is happening to you, right now.
User avatar #518 to #144 - dkillakai (09/05/2011) [-]
If your whole life flashes before your life before you die, how do you know this isn't the flash, and in reality, your already at death's door?
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#168 to #144 - mcinoid (09/05/2011) [-]
Watch source code and distant thunder = mind blow the **** up
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User avatar #149 to #144 - CrimsonVelocity (09/05/2011) [-]
.... well ****
#165 to #144 - knightguy (09/05/2011) [-]
have you seen the movie constantine?
#156 to #144 - jaytinzeta (09/05/2011) [-]
what if, you completely ******* blew my mind.
#57 - John Cena (09/05/2011) [-]
If my body was truly my friend I'd have a 12 inch PENIS.
#685 - hukne (09/05/2011) [-]
You can actually smoke DMT and have some of the most psychedelic experiences in your life
#598 - Unorthadox (09/05/2011) [-]
My body is my only friend.
#117 - toothles (09/05/2011) [-]
I don't know why so many people piss & moan about posts like these,
I think its awesome that every once and a while I can read a pretty cool post like this instead of another ******* rage comic that isnt even funny
#126 to #117 - gdevault (09/05/2011) [-]
Wish I could double thumb this
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#185 - thefjmonsterr (09/05/2011) [-]
Chem name: Di-Methyl Triptamine
A drug that it synthesized with certain plants and natural substances found throughout the world.

The drug is most commonly produced inside the human brain stem in the first 28 days of life as a baby. After that point, It is stored in the brain and is only released upon brain/body communication stating that the body is dead. The DMT is released throughout your brain and system, numbing pain, freeing the mind and drifting your subconscious off into the land of death.

This is why some people make claims to "Having seen the light at the end of the tunnel" or having an out of body experience.

When smoked, The trip usually lasts about 15-20 seconds (much like the lesser-extreme psychadelic, Salvia) but it seems like much more. The drug seperates the wall between your subconscious and conscious mind, Essentially causing you to dream while wide awake.
Upon "waking", you feel like a million bucks, better than any cocaine or MDMA you could ever find, Essentially, You are re-born.

Wild huh?
User avatar #462 to #185 - adeem (09/05/2011) [-]
"The trip usually lasts about 15-20 seconds"
"Upon "waking", you feel like a million bucks"

you've clearly never smoked dmt before
#211 to #185 - shime (09/05/2011) [-]
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#200 to #185 - darthblam ONLINE (09/05/2011) [-]
Some amazing 			****		 right there.. I had no idea.
Some amazing **** right there.. I had no idea.
#203 to #200 - thefjmonsterr (09/05/2011) [-]
Dude I know. I was all like O:
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User avatar #64 to #7 - sauronpwnr (09/05/2011) [-]
me too
#550 - WickidJuggalo (09/05/2011) [-]
Oh **** man that hit me right in the heart
#543 - skyunit (09/05/2011) [-]
I made this for you OP <3
#502 - heeeeyyyy (09/05/2011) [-]
Honest to god this happened to me, whether it was just a random dream, I dunno.

I lost my dad and older brother in a car crash, myself and my mom survived, but I had a few broken bones and a punctured lung, so I stayed in the hospital. My mom was well enough to take care of my younger sister (She was luckily at her friend's house). On top of that my girlfriend cheated on me a few days before with a guy who used to bully me, plus i'd been rejected from several colleges. While in hospital I was extremely depressed, I felt I had no reason to live, so I attempted to suffocate myself. I must have done something to go as far as I did, because I remember watching myself. Next thing I remember, I was in a pure white room but still laying in the hospital bed. Next to me was.. myself. I looked... clean, if I could mention any differences. I didn't feel scared at all, and my other self said "Cheer up kid, life will get better. You've just gotta pull yourself together" Then my other self sat on the end of the bed, gave me the thumbs up with a really cheery smile... Then I remember lying in the exact same position, feeling happy myself. When I was allowed to go home I felt myself as a different person, a more positive person. Yes my dad and brother are gone, and i'll always feel sad for them, but i've grown to accept it. Now I have a beautiful girlfriend who supports me. Plus i've got myself a decent job.

I don't know if it was a dream, but i'll remember it as the turning point in my life.
#625 to #502 - yunogirl (09/05/2011) [-]
wow thanks for sharing bro i like hearing stuff like this, it was deep ..
wow thanks for sharing bro i like hearing stuff like this, it was deep ..
User avatar #529 to #502 - allyraptor (09/05/2011) [-]
That feel, bro.
D;
#507 to #502 - John Cena (09/05/2011) [-]
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