Purse. Not OC, But it's so true.. Honey, we re are my car keys? Wife- Theg' re in my purse. WE AINT FOUND
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#12 - ferncaz (09/05/2011) [-]
WE AINT FOUND ****
#3 - mct (09/05/2011) [-]
#25 - fangirlhater (09/05/2011) [-]
THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU
#1 - Nightelfbane (09/04/2011) [-]
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#18 to #8 - tehsteak (09/05/2011) [-]
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User avatar #10 to #8 - tkparrish (09/05/2011) [-]
http://www.youtube . com/watch?v=hElms3Jk1Ls
#6 - TrickShotRocket (09/05/2011) [-]
It's not a purse, it's a satchel!!
#36 - parrotgod (09/05/2011) [-]
Hehehehehe I do this to my husband all the time!  
  
Let me list for you the fun 			****		 in my purse:  
  
1. Zippo  
2. 12 micron pens  
3. ruler  
4. Ipod  
5. Head phones  
6. Police baton  
7. Plastic zip ties  
8. a kajillion coupons and reciepts  
9. a Journal  
10. His soul  
11. At least one of my 6 birds (they like to eat the coupons)  
  
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Not really a funny thing, but a lady has to carry around the essencials.
Hehehehehe I do this to my husband all the time!

Let me list for you the fun **** in my purse:

1. Zippo
2. 12 micron pens
3. ruler
4. Ipod
5. Head phones
6. Police baton
7. Plastic zip ties
8. a kajillion coupons and reciepts
9. a Journal
10. His soul
11. At least one of my 6 birds (they like to eat the coupons)

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Not really a funny thing, but a lady has to carry around the essencials.
#37 to #36 - raikun (09/05/2011) [-]
why is it that i'm more concerned about the ruler than the bird?
User avatar #38 to #37 - parrotgod (09/05/2011) [-]
I'm a webcomic artist :) I have a 6 inch ruler in my bag for working on Manga porn drawing or webcomic drawing on the go. I get to be published sometime in December if I can just finish getting my work flushed out. I'll post some on funny junk too.
#39 to #38 - raikun (09/05/2011) [-]
Well now thats completely understandable...but the police baton? I'm sure thats for the comics as well i suppose?
User avatar #40 to #39 - parrotgod (09/05/2011) [-]
Nah, until I can start getting a real fan base to support my art (I locked myself out of my own website @_@) I've been doing nights at a restaurant to help my hubby with the bills. Since I have to walk home at 5AM past the hobo that likes to hide in the dark near where work is and he's chased me once the next time his fat ass decides to get up and bother me I'm going to put him in his place. If you want you can check my website that I do have up, I'm working on upgrading my machine right now to handle dream weaver so I can tear down the demo site which it's locked in right now and actually put QUALITY work up.
#41 to #40 - raikun (09/05/2011) [-]
Hmmm...I think I am actually slightly interested.
User avatar #42 to #41 - parrotgod (09/05/2011) [-]
Left you the link on your home comment page. The site isn't much right now, but then I am a better artist than a webpage designer :)
#43 to #42 - raikun (09/05/2011) [-]
Well I would like to see more when you get things worked out =D
User avatar #44 to #43 - parrotgod (09/05/2011) [-]
gimme a week or so I've got a lot of hours I need to take care of and one of my baby birds died suddenly, once I get that taken care of I have some OC about the last three days of her life which were pretty damn funny (seriously, that sweet little bird was a TROLL incarnate) Hopefully you'll laugh :)
#45 to #44 - raikun (09/05/2011) [-]
I am looking forward to it!
#7 - prognxt (09/05/2011) [-]
<<Fixed

#57 - FightClub (09/05/2011) [-]
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WHERE THE **** AM I
#49 - elitelizard (09/05/2011) [-]
Bitch get my damn keys
#4 - kranx (09/05/2011) [-]
User avatar #23 - genecaster (09/05/2011) [-]
They say a woman's purse is like her vagina....

Big, floppy, and full of **** you wish you hadn't known about.
#13 - fantasticmrneko ONLINE (09/05/2011) [-]
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#14 to #13 - liquidsoap (09/05/2011) [-]
So weird I'm watching that show right now.
+1
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#21 - davegrowl (09/05/2011) [-]
YOU NEVER WANT TO GO INTO YOUR WIFE'S PURSE
#22 to #21 - anon (09/05/2011) [-]
The purse... the purse... THE WOMAN'S PURSE!!! That's another thing!
My wife can take her purse, turn it upside-down, shake it, nothing'll come out.
She'll flip it back over, open it back up, pull something out and, "Oh, look, a bowling ball!".
#24 to #22 - davegrowl (09/05/2011) [-]
thanks i knew the joke i just couldn't remember it
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