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I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of ind: in rejecting future applicants
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Submitted: 09/04/2011
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#2 - malizlewa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#30 - chowbot (09/05/2011) [+] (5 replies)
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#32 - manter (09/05/2011) [+] (6 replies)
#93 - krazygamer (09/05/2011) [-]
My reaction while reading.
My reaction while reading.
User avatar #44 - queerolddean (09/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Manager's reply:
"Dear Interviewee,


Hiring Manager"
User avatar #95 - i got bnned (09/05/2011) [-]
I was LITERALLY thinking, "this just might be crazy enough to work!"
#74 - dantastic (09/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
<--- the hiring manager
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User avatar #54 - TheBrickShitter (09/05/2011) [-]
rejecting a rejection??? that is to say, a reject within a reject? rejeception!?
User avatar #1 - Lucetore (09/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Although when I do it, I'm going to write "company's", rather than "companies." :P
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#13 - MikedelScorcho (09/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
&quot;assume the position&quot;
"assume the position"
#11 - raneinfernum (09/04/2011) [+] (4 replies) brother was the person who sent this letter originally. Holy shit.
#15 to #11 - atomschlumpf (09/05/2011) [-]
#69 - sparkieemae (09/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Seriously about / / fucking close to doing that.

Oh I can't get a fucking job because I'm in school so I only have about 92 total available work hours, oh but since all my friends have proven themselves responsible with handling a work load by dropping out of highschool and having no responsibilities at all they can get a job like it's fucking nothing. Fuck the world I just want a job so I can drive and go to a good college.
#55 - potsmokingmonkey (09/05/2011) [-]
If i was a manager i would hire this guy
#23 - pasiusquotum (09/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#22 - linthwaite (09/05/2011) [-]
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