OMG. I didn't make them, just found them and thought they were funny so I put them together^^ Hope that no one takes offense! Pt2- /funny_pictures/2572352/OMG+p God Bible Jesus comp grudge Gay
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OMG. I didn't make them, just found them and thought they were funny so I put them together^^ Hope that no one takes offense! Pt2- /funny_pictures/2572352/OMG+p

I didn't make them, just found them and thought they were funny so I put them together^^ Hope that no one takes offense!
Pt2- /funny_pictures/2572352/OMG+pt2/

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#161 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (09/04/2011) [-]
#122 - VIsForVendetta (09/04/2011) [-]
I read the one more thing in his voice.
User avatar #135 to #122 - RGmowgli (09/04/2011) [-]
XD I <3 you for that
#175 to #122 - anon (09/04/2011) [-]
Unclrre!!!!
#179 - redrummurder (09/04/2011) [-]
Give humans free will.
Wipe them all out in a flood if they use it.
#211 to #179 - anon (09/04/2011) [-]
well, the thing is, if you had a guy point a gun at you and he said "stand on your head" you would right. or you would die. but if the man said "love me or i will kill you" can you? no, love and fear are two different things. and god understands this.
User avatar #34 - iwantedyourname (09/04/2011) [-]
i love how i can't come to funnyjunk without my religion being questioned
but this time i laughed a bit so its okay
#8 - ibotrs (09/04/2011) [-]
Ban sex before marrage





Puberty at 13.
User avatar #51 to #8 - purplegorrila (09/04/2011) [-]
He has no guidlines on when you can get married. plus maybe you're supposed to have hold to show willpower.
User avatar #197 to #8 - ienjoyrofling (09/04/2011) [-]
I had always thought the reason puberty comes at that age, is due to the fact a long time ago, people got married super early due to early death, so they had to be ready to father/mother children as early as possible. But I'm probably wrong, but that's still my speculation.
User avatar #9 to #8 - DanR (09/04/2011) [-]
you mean 10?
User avatar #17 - kibi (09/04/2011) [-]
Make a guy's G spot up his ass

No homo
User avatar #18 to #17 - ironmoose (09/04/2011) [-]
Actually, G-spot isn't located in ass.
User avatar #36 to #18 - guyfromclarksville (09/04/2011) [-]
But it is most accessible there and I already feel uncomfortable typing this.
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#6 - UnforgivenSins (09/04/2011) [-]
**UnforgivenSins rolls 89** Related to second one.
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#41 - picori (09/04/2011) [-]
#199 to #41 - elinventor (09/04/2011) [-]
BEST PIC EVER!!!
User avatar #147 - savagethedrummer (09/04/2011) [-]
the universe isn't just for us....
#138 - anon (09/04/2011) [-]
Tell me about it. My dads always on my **** .
#202 - redwind (09/04/2011) [-]
God doesn't hate gays he's just upset guys found a loophole in his system.
User avatar #176 - coonmix (09/04/2011) [-]
I think the bible was a moral code applying to people thousands of years ago.
And people still follow that **** .
#234 to #176 - Dystynct (09/05/2011) [-]
The bible has been translated across so many languages, re-written so many times, and can be interpreted so many damn ways. i am unable to understand why people follow that book so blindly and to the letter. it just doesn't make sense.
User avatar #235 to #234 - coonmix (09/05/2011) [-]
They don't. The original Bible had written "The ingestion of shrimp is an abomination." and "If your woman cannot provide hymen, stone her to death" (despite "Thou shall not kill").
And it's a good thing they don't follow these, shrimp is delicious.
But in that ENTIRE segment of the Bible, called the Leviticus, there is almost only one rule that people respect "To lay with another man is an abomination "(they like that word)
What kind of ******** is that?
#139 - anon (09/04/2011) [-]
that moment where you read Dr. Manhattan instead of adam in slide 3
User avatar #115 - darthblam (09/04/2011) [-]
Gee I hope this doesn't start a religious de-- .. oh wait..
#44 - allamericandude (09/04/2011) [-]
God doesn't hate gays, he's just upset that they found a loophole in the system. How would you feel if you came up with the perfect punishment [dealing with women] and guys were like "Uhh, yeah we're just gonna sleep with each other".
User avatar #5 - Sufficio (09/04/2011) [-]
He should have a scumbag steve hat ._.
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