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That Man. oh you.... Edit ~ Top 100 Thanks <3 Top 60, I Love you.] Top 40, I Never thought I would get this far :o <3333 Top 10, Passes out, Its been my g

oh you....
Edit ~ Top 100 Thanks <3
Top 60, I Love you.]
Top 40, I Never thought I would get this far :o <3333
Top 10, *Passes out,
Its been my goal for a long time now to get front page on FJ. Now I can die happy.

D Anonymous (/ 11( Sat) : No/ 351410% T
I was sitting at a stoplight my even business, waiting en it to turn green.
Adar lead deyoung Muslims shouting anti American slogans stopped next to me.
The light changed, the Muslims , litthe gas and darted off ahead of me.
Suddenly an speeding through and ran directly , crushing it completely.
For several minutes I sat in my myself, "Man that could have been mel."
So, and early, I went cut and got me ajob as a truck driver,
******* WIN!
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User avatar #194 to #188 - rupturedpelvis (09/04/2011) [-]
**rupturedpelvis rolls 99** On a scale of 1-99, how prepared he is for a zombie apocalypse.
#196 to #194 - dirtybyrdie (09/04/2011) [-]
Success like that happens rarely ...relish in it my friend
Success like that happens rarely ...relish in it my friend
User avatar #251 to #194 - Crowley (09/04/2011) [-]
There will be a box with holes in it with the word FRAGILE on it. Inside you will find an infant human being.

That is my first-born child.

Now it is your child.

Teach him your ways, and return him to me.

User avatar #198 to #194 - modelozx (09/04/2011) [-]
You.
You are awesome.
#206 to #198 - rupturedpelvis (09/04/2011) [-]
i cried when I saw that it worked.
#202 to #194 - anon (09/04/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 23** D:
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#126 - internetjesus (09/04/2011) [-]
Was the truck's name Optimus Prime?
Was the truck's name Optimus Prime?
#52 - badboywantsu ONLINE (09/03/2011) [-]
as i was reading this i turned up my volume to try to make the text bigger, i then paused and wondered why it felt logical for a moment.
i guess my inner voice was reading it quietly because it was small.
-random thoughts-
that was pretty funny
#24 - iactuallylaughed (09/03/2011) [-]
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#85 - demetris (09/04/2011) [-]
Beautiful Muslim woman
#373 to #85 - anon (09/04/2011) [-]
**** there's not even a need for the hijab. Who would want to have sex with that thing anyway.
+1
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#212 - onmywaytohell (09/04/2011) [-]
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User avatar #148 to #129 - napwnleon (09/04/2011) [-]
You are the first one to make me laugh today 1 thumb for you
#400 - derpicles (09/04/2011) [-]
That man, 2 years later
That man, 2 years later
User avatar #425 to #400 - whalecow (09/04/2011) [-]
I CANT STOP ******* WATCHING IT!!!
#218 - tscru (09/04/2011) [-]
**tscru rolls 00**
#223 to #218 - anon (09/04/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 42**
#260 to #218 - therealbigfoot (09/04/2011) [-]
you can get dubs when dont want them
(pic related)
User avatar #224 to #218 - edibleme (09/04/2011) [-]
So much win
+7
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#191 - nudist (09/04/2011) [-]
Justice...
#204 to #146 - hellomynameisblah (09/04/2011) [-]
This picture made me laugh thank you! (not sarcastic btw)
#45 - mestroxant (09/03/2011) [-]
you: &quot;It sounds like they are saying &quot;hit us, hit us&quot;&quot;  
Truck-driver: &quot;Smart ass 			*************		!!&quot;  
*CRASH*  
  
(Team America reference)
you: "It sounds like they are saying "hit us, hit us""
Truck-driver: "Smart ass ************* !!"
*CRASH*

(Team America reference)
#89 to #45 - anon (09/04/2011) [-]
#51 to #49 - lolsimples (09/03/2011) [-]
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User avatar #57 to #51 - deathzor (09/04/2011) [-]
I just watched Team America for the firs time. My lungs and ribs hurt!
#407 - exucorporations (09/04/2011) [-]
It better be!
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User avatar #410 to #407 - sammichnow (09/04/2011) [-]
**sammichnow rolls 69**
User avatar #430 to #407 - conankimdogawa (09/04/2011) [-]
**conankimdogawa rolls 44**
User avatar #471 to #430 - switchblayde (09/04/2011) [-]
Legit. Awesome. :P
#183 - apileofsocks (09/04/2011) [-]
America! **** Yes!
#213 to #183 - anon (09/04/2011) [-]
THE MOST CORRUPT COUNTRY IN THE WORLD YEAH!!! WE ARE SO PROUD OF HOW CORRUPT OUR GOVERNMENT IS YEAHHHH ALSO GUNS
#238 to #213 - mrblueftw ONLINE (09/04/2011) [-]
your right! killing Nazi's and japanese trying to take over Asia is bad! and also osama bin laden was a good guy! how did i not notice that...stfu anon  
  
&lt;------ you as a cat
your right! killing Nazi's and japanese trying to take over Asia is bad! and also osama bin laden was a good guy! how did i not notice that...stfu anon

<------ you as a cat
#249 to #213 - shitnoodle (09/04/2011) [-]
i don't see you doinging anything about it but bitching **** you and go do something about it
#31 - fjhobo (09/03/2011) [-]
if it was a CIA truck, i thing i might know who it was
#53 to #31 - thephoenix (09/03/2011) [-]
how to deal with muslims outside of 18 wheelers
how to deal with muslims outside of 18 wheelers
#58 - yournewdad (09/04/2011) [-]
WIN!!
WIN!!
#12 - stylinstalin (09/03/2011) [-]
<- The driver
#262 to #240 - fundai (09/04/2011) [-]
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