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That Man

oh you....
Edit ~ Top 100 Thanks <3
Top 60, I Love you.]...more »

oh you....
Edit ~ Top 100 Thanks <3
Top 60, I Love you.]
Top 40, I Never thought I would get this far :o <3333
Top 10, *Passes out,
Its been my goal for a long time now to get front page on FJ. Now I can die happy.

D Anonymous (/ 11( Sat) : No/ 351410% T
I was sitting at a stoplight my even business, waiting en it to turn green.
Adar lead deyoung Muslims shouting anti American slogans stopped next to me.
The light changed, the Muslims , litthe gas and darted off ahead of me.
Suddenly an speeding through and ran directly , crushing it completely.
For several minutes I sat in my myself, "Man that could have been mel."
So, and early, I went cut and got me ajob as a truck driver,
******* WIN!
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Submitted: 09/03/2011
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#470 - brytonp **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #468 - youtubeuser (09/04/2011) [-]
102 people were muslim
User avatar #467 - gorrillaman (09/04/2011) [-]
I'm a muslim but this isnt offensive. i think those ******** that hate on america really do deserve this. i even loled as i read tis. thumb for you op.
#464 - creosote (09/04/2011) [-]
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#461 - omegabeastly (09/04/2011) [-]
Im sorry to ask but where can i go to view my content
User avatar #459 - zombiejew (09/04/2011) [-]
**zombiejew rolls 494,222,381**
User avatar #466 to #459 - zombiejew (09/04/2011) [-]
trips
#455 - protagonist (09/04/2011) [-]
Some good ol' American humor.

Pic distantly related.
#449 - myrrhdyrrh (09/04/2011) [-]
there has been few times where i chuckled like a retarded seal, this sir has owned my thumb.   
  
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there has been few times where i chuckled like a retarded seal, this sir has owned my thumb.

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User avatar #473 to #448 - switchblayde (09/04/2011) [-]
Thank you for your support. :)
User avatar #475 to #473 - imperialzero (09/04/2011) [-]
lol your welcome. I support the troops, but do you understand the joke?
User avatar #476 to #475 - switchblayde (09/04/2011) [-]
yeah, how people are against the war and think its US calling the shots before making them. I hate being called a baby killer, a contract rapist, a ******** of innocents... I haven't killed anyone or done anything wrong. I my opinion, if they were in our shoes, they would see what they need to in order to become enlightened on what the military truly is. Its a bunch of men and women laying their lives on the line because someone with more money told them to, number one... and number two, without us, the ones who don't support us would be fighting the war themselves on their front lawns. And for the record, those who have thumbed my comments down are the people who DON'T UNDERSTAND and are blissfully ignorant of just how safe they are. At least they're utilizing what I'm protecting... their opinions.
User avatar #481 to #480 - switchblayde (09/04/2011) [-]
really??? why do all you people hate the military, seriously? If not for the truth of what I said, then WHY?
#482 to #481 - OctopusPrime (09/04/2011) [-]
cause the military is a bunch of drop kick retard jerks who think their better then society so they run away to ***** camps in afghanistan and **** and stupidly kill or throw away their lifes, your just a retard
User avatar #483 to #482 - switchblayde (09/04/2011) [-]
Not all of us are pricks, first off. Second, I'm human like everyone else, si i DON'T think I'm better. And they're ***** camps? REALLY? You ever ****** been there? You're an ignorant ******** . If it wasn't for people who did this **** , you'd be ****** .
#484 to #483 - OctopusPrime (09/04/2011) [-]
sure sure afghanistan such a big scary threat all the way over there couple rag head losers
User avatar #490 to #484 - urfathaha (09/04/2011) [-]
**** YOU OCTOPUSPRIME!!!! queer
User avatar #485 to #484 - switchblayde (09/04/2011) [-]
I bet you're too much of a ***** to do that **** anyway. I hope you die by a terrorist attack.
#498 to #485 - OctopusPrime (09/04/2011) [-]
fags
User avatar #500 to #498 - switchblayde (09/05/2011) [-]
If not a terrorist attack, I hope you die by the hand of a soldier, mother ****** . Its people like you who don't deserve the freedom we help provide. But I still fight for douchebags like you. Go to another country, especially an Islamic country. You wouldn't last a ****** week.
#501 to #500 - OctopusPrime (09/05/2011) [-]
**** that **** why the **** would I do that, are you an idiot or something? I'm happy where I am, any thing else can go eat a dick
#502 to #501 - switchblayde (09/06/2011) [-]
Some people, i swear...
User avatar #479 to #478 - switchblayde (09/04/2011) [-]
i take it i was completely lost... lol
User avatar #447 - steeeeve (09/04/2011) [-]
MEDALS WERE NAMED AFTER THIS MAN
User avatar #445 - IncarceratedNinja (09/04/2011) [-]
**IncarceratedNinja rolls 51**
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User avatar #458 to #433 - MattVoltage (09/04/2011) [-]
**MattVoltage rolls 993**
User avatar #465 to #458 - Broadclaws (09/04/2011) [-]
**Broadclaws rolls 3** i think you dropped this
User avatar #412 - gyronex (09/04/2011) [-]
This man is drenched in win.
#407 - exucorporations (09/04/2011) [-]
It better be!
User avatar #430 to #407 - conankimdogawa (09/04/2011) [-]
**conankimdogawa rolls 44**
User avatar #471 to #430 - switchblayde (09/04/2011) [-]
Legit. Awesome. :P
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User avatar #410 to #407 - sammichnow (09/04/2011) [-]
**sammichnow rolls 69**
#405 - bcfolz (09/04/2011) [-]
**bcfolz rolls 537**
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#404 - lilposso **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #441 to #404 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (09/04/2011) [-]
**burdenedsoul rolls 11** is it weird that i farted in front of some old guy and he just smiled at me?
User avatar #453 to #441 - hydraetis (09/04/2011) [-]
Burnedsoul wins
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#451 to #441 - lilposso **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #460 to #451 - uberninja (09/04/2011) [-]
not only has he dilivered but he's at least kept it up a minute or so.
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User avatar #456 to #451 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (09/04/2011) [-]
op has delivered
User avatar #446 to #441 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (09/04/2011) [-]
awww yeah, op better deliver
User avatar #437 to #404 - iamabunwolf ONLINE (09/04/2011) [-]
**iamabunwolf rolls 39** i was raped when i was a young boy... and i liked it...
#454 to #437 - aodmessia (09/04/2011) [-]
... Then apparently it wasn't rape...
User avatar #457 to #454 - iamabunwolf ONLINE (09/04/2011) [-]
lol yea your rigth but its still funny. but i, god help me for saying this, the anon below rolled dubs, that woulda been great
#492 to #457 - aodmessia (09/04/2011) [-]
Specially beings that his parents and friends would have to look it up to see what it was, combo
User avatar #499 to #492 - iamabunwolf ONLINE (09/05/2011) [-]
totaly
#435 to #404 - anonymous (09/04/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 78** dad... mom... friends.. theres something i need to tell you all... i have a blue waffle ****** ...
#434 to #404 - WinFailWin (09/04/2011) [-]
**WinFailWin rolls 70** i love eating cake! the frosting is delicious!
User avatar #431 to #404 - thedarkangel (09/04/2011) [-]
*roll2* Goddamn hippos always sleeping in my ******* yard
User avatar #432 to #431 - thedarkangel (09/04/2011) [-]
**thedarkangel rolls 24**
#428 to #404 - anonymous (09/04/2011) [-]
i liek chocolate milk
User avatar #427 to #404 - Mward (09/04/2011) [-]
**Mward rolls 56** Hello everyone, I hope you're having a wonderful day.
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User avatar #424 to #404 - etchasketchert (09/04/2011) [-]
**etchasketchert rolls 60** I want the girl of my dreams to know i love her with all my heart, I want her to marry me, have my children and we grow old together. Mom, this ones for you
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#422 to #404 - naagen (09/04/2011) [-]
**naagen rolls 40** A letter confessing your love to Micheal Jackson's many attempts at soliciting young children.
User avatar #415 to #404 - geist (09/04/2011) [-]
**geist rolls 31** CHOCOLATE MILK!
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#409 to #404 - sammichnow (09/04/2011) [-]
**sammichnow rolls 64** It was a good day, I'm off to bed.
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#400 - derpicles (09/04/2011) [-]
That man, 2 years later
That man, 2 years later
User avatar #425 to #400 - whalecow (09/04/2011) [-]
I CANT STOP ******* WATCHING IT!!!
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