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That Man

oh you....
Edit ~ Top 100 Thanks <3
Top 60, I Love you.]
Top 40, I Never thought I would get this far :o <3333
Top 10, *Passes out,
Its been my goal for a long time now to get front page on FJ. Now I can die happy.

D Anonymous (/ 11( Sat) : No/ 351410% T
I was sitting at a stoplight my even business, waiting en it to turn green.
Adar lead deyoung Muslims shouting anti American slogans stopped next to me.
The light changed, the Muslims , litthe gas and darted off ahead of me.
Suddenly an speeding through and ran directly , crushing it completely.
For several minutes I sat in my myself, "Man that could have been mel."
So, and early, I went cut and got me ajob as a truck driver,
******* WIN!
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Submitted: 09/03/2011
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#188 - dirtybyrdie (09/04/2011) [+] (9 replies)
User avatar #194 to #188 - rupturedpelvis (09/04/2011) [-]
**rupturedpelvis rolls 99** On a scale of 1-99, how prepared he is for a zombie apocalypse.
#24 - iactuallylaughed (09/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #62 - lolsaucewin (09/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Seriously..? I got this as a forwarded text message like 3 months ago...
#218 - tscru (09/04/2011) [+] (5 replies)
**tscru rolls 00**
#126 - internetjesus (09/04/2011) [-]
Was the truck's name Optimus Prime?
Was the truck's name Optimus Prime?
#31 - fjhobo (09/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
if it was a CIA truck, i thing i might know who it was
#101 - seanstantine (09/04/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#52 - badboywantsu (09/03/2011) [-]
as i was reading this i turned up my volume to try to make the text bigger, i then paused and wondered why it felt logical for a moment.
i guess my inner voice was reading it quietly because it was small.
-random thoughts-
that was pretty funny
#183 - apileofsocks (09/04/2011) [+] (5 replies)
America! **** Yes!
#118 - likeabosspwn (09/04/2011) [-]
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#85 - demetris (09/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Beautiful Muslim woman
#12 - stylinstalin (09/03/2011) [-]
<- The driver
User avatar #340 - crystalmethod (09/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**crystalmethod rolls 52,051,223**
#345 to #340 - pasiusquotum (09/04/2011) [-]
**pasiusquotum rolls 354,999,178**
#212 - onmywaytohell (09/04/2011) [-]
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#58 - yournewdad ONLINE (09/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
WIN!!
WIN!!
#129 - chiefrunnyjeans (09/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#407 - exucorporations (09/04/2011) [+] (5 replies)
It better be!
User avatar #430 to #407 - conankimdogawa (09/04/2011) [-]
**conankimdogawa rolls 44**
#400 - derpicles (09/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
That man, 2 years later
That man, 2 years later
User avatar #71 - kurd (09/04/2011) [+] (5 replies)
thats kinda ****** up... people died:\
User avatar #77 to #71 - boredness (09/04/2011) [-]
Muslim people though, so it's all good.
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