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That Man. oh you.... Edit ~ Top 100 Thanks <3 Top 60, I Love you.] Top 40, I Never thought I would get this far :o <3333 Top 10, Passes out, Its been my g

oh you....
Edit ~ Top 100 Thanks <3
Top 60, I Love you.]
Top 40, I Never thought I would get this far :o <3333
Top 10, *Passes out,
Its been my goal for a long time now to get front page on FJ. Now I can die happy.

D Anonymous (/ 11( Sat) : No/ 351410% T
I was sitting at a stoplight my even business, waiting en it to turn green.
Adar lead deyoung Muslims shouting anti American slogans stopped next to me.
The light changed, the Muslims , litthe gas and darted off ahead of me.
Suddenly an speeding through and ran directly , crushing it completely.
For several minutes I sat in my myself, "Man that could have been mel."
So, and early, I went cut and got me ajob as a truck driver,
FUCKING WIN!
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#188 - dirtybyrdie
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User avatar #194 to #188 - rupturedpelvis
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**rupturedpelvis rolls 99** On a scale of 1-99, how prepared he is for a zombie apocalypse.
#196 to #194 - dirtybyrdie
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Success like that happens rarely ...relish in it my friend
Success like that happens rarely ...relish in it my friend
#208 to #194 - mikehimself
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User avatar #251 to #194 - Crowley
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There will be a box with holes in it with the word FRAGILE on it. Inside you will find an infant human being.

That is my first-born child.

Now it is your child.

Teach him your ways, and return him to me.

User avatar #198 to #194 - modelozx
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(09/04/2011) [-]
You.
You are awesome.
#206 to #198 - rupturedpelvis
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i cried when I saw that it worked.
#266 to #194 - swagadile
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#245 to #194 - commadee **User deleted account**
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#202 to #194 - anon id: e15d91b0
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**anonymous rolls 23** D:
#24 - iactuallylaughed
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#48 to #24 - mandrakemolotov
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User avatar #62 - lolsaucewin
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Seriously..? I got this as a forwarded text message like 3 months ago...
#63 to #62 - derpdaaze [OP]
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#218 - tscru
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**tscru rolls 00**
User avatar #220 to #218 - lackadaisy
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(09/04/2011) [-]
inb4 *********
#223 to #218 - anon id: 3543b0b9
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**anonymous rolls 42**
#260 to #218 - therealbigfoot
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you can get dubs when dont want them
(pic related)
User avatar #224 to #218 - edibleme
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(09/04/2011) [-]
So much win
#243 to #218 - commadee **User deleted account**
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#126 - internetjesus
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Was the truck's name Optimus Prime?
Was the truck's name Optimus Prime?
#31 - fjhobo
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(09/03/2011) [-]
if it was a CIA truck, i thing i might know who it was
#53 to #31 - thephoenix
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(09/03/2011) [-]
how to deal with muslims outside of 18 wheelers
how to deal with muslims outside of 18 wheelers
#101 - seanstantine
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#131 to #101 - anon id: c457e0fa
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DEAR GOD! I am so sick of seeing that fake ass picture. That is a photoshop from Danielle Panabaker's GQ Magazine photo shoot for the March 2009 edition.
Emma Watson is beautiful as does not need to be shopped.
Proof.
User avatar #158 to #131 - captcrunch
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For once, Thank you anon.
#134 to #131 - anon id: c457e0fa
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more...
#52 - badboywantsu
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as i was reading this i turned up my volume to try to make the text bigger, i then paused and wondered why it felt logical for a moment.
i guess my inner voice was reading it quietly because it was small.
-random thoughts-
that was pretty funny
#183 - apileofsocks
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America! **** Yes!
#213 to #183 - anon id: a47ae395
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THE MOST CORRUPT COUNTRY IN THE WORLD YEAH!!! WE ARE SO PROUD OF HOW CORRUPT OUR GOVERNMENT IS YEAHHHH ALSO GUNS
#238 to #213 - mrblueftw
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your right! killing Nazi's and japanese trying to take over Asia is bad! and also osama bin laden was a good guy! how did i not notice that...stfu anon  
  
&lt;------ you as a cat
your right! killing Nazi's and japanese trying to take over Asia is bad! and also osama bin laden was a good guy! how did i not notice that...stfu anon

<------ you as a cat
#249 to #213 - shitnoodle
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i don't see you doinging anything about it but bitching **** you and go do something about it
#325 to #213 - boodman
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#252 to #213 - apileofsocks
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#118 - likeabosspwn
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