Bathroom Sweet Jesus. My first sweet jesus. Hope you like it. 100% O.C. New sweet jesus /funny_pictures/2573120/Random+Sweet+Jesus/. Thinking you' re out of toi sweet jesus funn
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Bathroom Sweet Jesus

Bathroom Sweet Jesus. My first sweet jesus. Hope you like it. 100% O.C. New sweet jesus /funny_pictures/2573120/Random+Sweet+Jesus/. Thinking you' re out of toi

My first sweet jesus. Hope you like it. 100% O.C.
New sweet jesus /funny_pictures/2573120/Random+Sweet+Jesus/

Thinking you' re out of
toilet paper, but
finding a new roll.
Feeling your face after
a nice shave.
Getting out. that
never ending piss you'
been holding in for hours.
Sitting on the toilet
for IO minutes, when
all your
poops falls out.
Running your tongue over
newly cleaned teeth.
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Submitted: 09/02/2011
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#1 - zombieachilles (09/03/2011) [-]
Last one.
#40 to #1 - dopoqob (09/03/2011) [-]
dat feel when braces
User avatar #9 to #1 - froghole (09/03/2011) [-]
PATRICK! NO!
#5 - drdubs (09/03/2011) [-]
taking a "clean" **** . only having to whipe once. or not at all
#43 to #5 - shwamboy (09/03/2011) [-]
mfw
mfw
+10
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#11 - LordoftheLawls (09/03/2011) [-]
The face you get when you press it up against a window
#4 - imaghost (09/03/2011) [-]
drinking milk after large amount of nutella
User avatar #12 - McCallum (09/03/2011) [-]
Here's a story semi related to the first one:

One time I was in the pub with my Dad right after a curry and was bursting for a massive **** . I rushed into the stall and let my bowels explode all over the porcelain toilet bowl. After I was done I reached for the toilet paper but couldn't find any. All that was there was a couple of toilet paper rolls. So, I did what any man would have done. I ripped up the cardboard rolls and wiped my ass with them.

I tell you now, Funnyjunk, it was like wiping my ass with a Dorito.
User avatar #48 to #12 - therealjc (09/03/2011) [-]
i loled at this very much so.
you may have just made my day
+8
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#20 - Rascal (09/03/2011) [-]
Bonus points if it's not your teeth that you're running your tongue over.
+3
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User avatar #26 - graenko (09/03/2011) [-]
that feeling when you wake up early in the morning, go pee then get back in bed
+7
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#18 - jovo (09/03/2011) [-]
I can't do the last one for a few more months. I have braces.
User avatar #31 to #18 - mrpersonman (09/03/2011) [-]
You could run them on the side the braces arent on. I always do that, since i have braces too.
#24 to #18 - roughriders (09/03/2011) [-]
I have braces and I can still do it.  
The back of your teeth, or just below your brackets :P
I have braces and I can still do it.
The back of your teeth, or just below your brackets :P
User avatar #28 to #24 - bollakken (09/03/2011) [-]
I just do it on the braces lol. It is still feeling good xD im weird
#27 to #24 - jovo (09/03/2011) [-]
THANK YOU! +1 internetz for you!
User avatar #36 - meateatercat (09/03/2011) [-]
Btw am I the only one who always checks the curtain for Slenderman or Herobrine or whatever the **** is on my mind at the time?
#13 - liztroll (09/03/2011) [-]
Farting while wearing a thong
User avatar #14 to #13 - liztroll (09/03/2011) [-]
nevermind. girls don't fart.
#15 to #14 - awesomeguyTS (09/03/2011) [-]
whoever said that it had to be a girl?
User avatar #39 - smilesandshotguns (09/03/2011) [-]
I stopped fapping for a month and when I finally did start again it was a ******* hose of cum
User avatar #44 - astronautcock (09/03/2011) [-]
getting in the air conditioned car after a sweaty, brutal concert.
+3
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#42 - porchmonkeywarrior (09/03/2011) [-]
I ******* LOVE THE BATHROOM
User avatar #8 - Benton (09/03/2011) [-]
That's Shyla Jennings.
#45 - klondikemonster (09/03/2011) [-]
Scratching the insanely itchy spot in the middle of your back
User avatar #6 - RJstacy (09/03/2011) [-]
its no fap september for me, so i will re live the feeling of the second to last one soon...
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