The Comp of General Ignorance 2. I'll upload these once a day, usually around the same time. Although, on weekends (and holidays) I might make 2 a day. Part 3 i Everything You know is wrong
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The Comp of General Ignorance 2

The Comp of General Ignorance 2. I'll upload these once a day, usually around the same time. Although, on weekends (and holidays) I might make 2 a day. Part 3 i

I'll upload these once a day, usually around the same time.
Although, on weekends (and holidays) I might make 2 a day.
Part 3 is out - /funny_pictures/2566482/The+Comp+of+General+Ignorance+3/

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User avatar #115 - trollgasmic (09/03/2011) [-]
Fact 1: FALSE! We have 5 senses. The other 'senses' we have are simply things we are aware of due to a combination of the 5 senses (or more specifically, a combination of the many sensory organs). Source: You need to login to view this link

Fact 2: TRUE! The three basic states, solid, gas and liquid, are just that - the basic states. The other states are complexities that come from these states - for example a Plasma is a super-heated ionized gas. Each of the more complex states have unique properties which make them states on their own, but most (if not all) of these will fall in general under the 3 basic structures of gas, solid or liquid. Source: You need to login to view this link

Fact 3: FALSE! While it is true that both the Moon and Earth revolve around the barycenter, this does not mean that the Earth is revolving around the moon. The Moon has no effect on the Earth's rotation, however the Earth has a profound effect on the Moon's rotation. As such, the Moon revolves around the Earth, but not the other way around. Source: http://library.thinkquest.org/29033/begin/earthsunmoon.htm

Fact 4: FALSE! A 'Moon' is defined as a 'Natural satellite', which means an object that naturally orbits around another object. Many candidates have been set forward for Earth's second Moon, but all have been proven false as they do not periodically orbit the planet. Too many sources to link in this one, but the Wiki has some good citations to check out for fact checking (I did use the citations). Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Other_moons_of_Earth

Fact 5: IRRELEVANT! As shown by Einstein's Theory of General Relativity, speed is relative! When through a diamond, light is moving slowly relative to you, who is at 0. But, relative to something travelling in the opposite direction as the light it is much faster! Explained well here: http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=291445

Source for 5 = Einstein
User avatar #717 to #115 - sewallman (04/26/2014) [-]
Wait... How did I get here?
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#707 to #115 - KadajSecchi **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#565 to #115 - herptyderpies (09/03/2011) [-]
*braces for negative thumbs* fact 4, source: wikipedia-wikipedia is not always correct
User avatar #693 to #565 - trollgasmic (09/04/2011) [-]
I used the citations. Everything I got from wikipedia I sourced, but considering I only had 40 characters left in the post I just said I got it off wikipedia + citations
User avatar #678 to #565 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (09/03/2011) [-]
He said he had more than one source

He just thought wiki was the best one
#694 to #115 - wombatt (09/04/2011) [-]
epic win luke-I have nothing in my reaction folder to show how much win that is so have a plate of cookies instead
User avatar #695 to #694 - trollgasmic (09/04/2011) [-]
Danke, they shall be munched with milk most victoriously
User avatar #286 to #115 - asdfcookies (09/03/2011) [-]
gave you a thumb for the work you put into it
#679 to #115 - screenager (09/03/2011) [-]
This is the voice I heard while reading these.
User avatar #706 to #679 - swimmingprodigy (09/04/2011) [-]
When i read the first 3 word i actually expected Dwight's picture to be there!
User avatar #691 to #115 - bjams (09/04/2011) [-]
Not sure if smart


Or wikipedia.
User avatar #699 to #691 - indiancoolie (09/04/2011) [-]
Hunger games ally? or foe?
User avatar #705 to #115 - swimmingprodigy (09/04/2011) [-]
wow, he cited sources and everyting. Dayum.
#583 to #115 - Strangeness (09/03/2011) [-]
Actually, fact 1 has some truth. Close your eyes and touch your nose. How did you find your nose? Which combination of your five senses led you there? Did you smell your finger to guide it? Did you hear it somehow? Nope. Proprioception. But other than that, I'm impressed you actually researched these. I thumbed for your hard work.
#682 to #115 - goodybasket (09/03/2011) [-]
**goodybasket rolls 499** I'm rolling for your IQ
#424 to #115 - anon (09/03/2011) [-]
User avatar #125 to #115 - jordanish (09/03/2011) [-]
thumb for factually correct information
User avatar #684 to #115 - milkandmore (09/04/2011) [-]
The intelligence! I'm not used to it! It burns!!!
User avatar #640 to #115 - LMNeren (09/03/2011) [-]
Soo that means that OP is a ... ?
User avatar #132 to #115 - kesolukt (09/03/2011) [-]
Nice to know someone doesn't believe in these fact-comps without looking it up themselfs

Have a thumb on me!
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#54 - PowerToThePeople **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#69 to #54 - trigon dark (09/03/2011) [-]
plasma is an actual state of matter, the rest I don't really know about
#166 - allytee (09/03/2011) [-]
all those facts are from this book.
#98 - ducey (09/03/2011) [-]
We humans, have spelling abilities right?

Wong.
User avatar #108 to #98 - trollgasmic (09/03/2011) [-]
>.> <.< ...Wrong*
#681 to #108 - ducey (09/03/2011) [-]
You underestimate my humour, sir! (And i'm British so the 'u' stands in humour. I'm not trolling)
User avatar #692 to #681 - trollgasmic (09/04/2011) [-]
My bad, I'm an idiot.
#634 - nawske (09/03/2011) [-]
Interesting
#652 to #634 - stopsdropsand (09/03/2011) [-]
Thats my address!
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#654 to #634 - NSFWonlynow **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#645 to #634 - bulbakip (09/03/2011) [-]
now i can use this :D
#662 to #645 - anon (09/03/2011) [-]
******* be gone!
User avatar #637 - urbanshark (09/03/2011) [-]
go to school - don't learn anything
go on funnyjunk - LEARNING!!!
User avatar #644 to #637 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (09/03/2011) [-]
go to school - learn nothing
watch bill nye, the history channel, and go to funnyjunkl - college degree in no time.
#213 - Xaldyn (09/03/2011) [-]
All these facts have been said on QI (Quite Interesting). Seen them on TV and read them in the QI book.
All these facts have been said on QI (Quite Interesting). Seen them on TV and read them in the QI book.
#218 to #213 - NiceMelons (09/03/2011) [-]
I love Qi and Stephen Fry :D  
  
(Unintentional rhyme is unintentional)
I love Qi and Stephen Fry :D

(Unintentional rhyme is unintentional)
#222 to #218 - Xaldyn (09/03/2011) [-]
If I said I was not trying to think of a way to rhyme with you... that would be a lie :P
If I said I was not trying to think of a way to rhyme with you... that would be a lie :P
User avatar #223 to #222 - NiceMelons (09/03/2011) [-]
Perhaps some other time you'll be inspired to rhyme :)
#225 to #223 - Xaldyn (09/03/2011) [-]
I hope I'll be able to keep in time :D
I hope I'll be able to keep in time :D
#227 to #225 - NiceMelons (09/03/2011) [-]
Poetic and social ladders you shall invariably climb!
Poetic and social ladders you shall invariably climb!
#230 to #227 - Xaldyn (09/03/2011) [-]
To heights that should be deemed a crime!
To heights that should be deemed a crime!
User avatar #243 to #230 - NiceMelons (09/03/2011) [-]
Sorry for the lapse in time, made a tuna sandwich; simply divine!
User avatar #246 to #243 - Xaldyn (09/03/2011) [-]
Oh I am quite hungry myself. I wish that sandwich was mine :(
User avatar #250 to #246 - NiceMelons (09/03/2011) [-]
A tuna fan? In oil or brine?
User avatar #256 to #250 - Xaldyn (09/03/2011) [-]
I like both- either is fine.
User avatar #260 to #256 - NiceMelons (09/03/2011) [-]
Maybe we should assemble a tuna shrine?
User avatar #268 to #260 - Xaldyn (09/03/2011) [-]
That sounds absolutely sublime!
User avatar #270 to #268 - NiceMelons (09/03/2011) [-]
And to think, our masterplan borne of an unintentional rhyme :D
User avatar #271 to #270 - Xaldyn (09/03/2011) [-]
Just goes to show you that we are in our prime :)
User avatar #277 to #271 - NiceMelons (09/03/2011) [-]
I regret I must depart, for my doorbell did chime
This indicates my husband, and I'm not sure he'd understand how we've managed to ditty about tuna for all this time xD
User avatar #293 to #277 - Xaldyn (09/03/2011) [-]
I shall end this with a Shaymalan twist... By not rhyming this sentence.
#310 to #218 - umadlolol (09/03/2011) [-]
You're a poet and you don't even know it.
You're a poet and you don't even know it.
#499 - antocos (09/03/2011) [-]
You forgot the 10th one, Inception.
#263 - rollinquads (09/03/2011) [-]
*fixed
#5 - atrollphysician (09/02/2011) [-]
Now to memorise it all...
Now to memorise it all...
User avatar #6 to #5 - killamnjaro (09/02/2011) [-]
Your name is quite appropriate.
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#228 - welthyhorse (09/03/2011) [-]
Purcahse this book for more and more and more
User avatar #232 to #228 - noblescar (09/03/2011) [-]
I love that book, i have the book of animal ignorance as well.
#169 - Mandible ONLINE (09/03/2011) [-]
Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.......
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#615 - arcticlink (09/03/2011) [-]
My brother didn't believe this because it was on funnyjunk.
#588 - anon (09/03/2011) [-]
This is more like "The Comp of **** I Had No Idea About", not really ignorance. No one ever really tells you about the details, usually just the fundamental stuff.
#466 - anon (09/03/2011) [-]
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