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Adjusting your' set
Mating practice
Being your own best friend
Changing your' Oil
Choking Your' Chicken
Cooking some sheet meat
Dishonorable Discharge
Do the white knuckled
Doing some roped pullouts
Emptying the payload
Fathering some pleasure
Fire the Surgeon General
Firing your' Squirt Gun
Freeing the Willies
grtting your' Pom Red
Going back to Nature
Giving in to the How Police
Gunning the Motor
Helping put Mr. Kleenex' s kids Through
Hitting the Btsman
Honing the Bone
Ironing some Wrinkles
Junior, Olympic Pole 'U' outting
Knuckling your' Knob
Launching the hand shuttle
Gentrifying the Cattle Prod
Letting some ow out of your' tire
Manning the Cockpit
Meshing the Monster'
Measuring for Condoms
Milking your' Banana
Peeling the Carrot
Playing cords with only One Hem on the Table
playing Hem Hockey
Playing the Pipe Omen
PM Wrestling
Pulling Your' Flusher
Punching your' army into Heyden
Roasting your' Weiner,
Rolling your' Jam Joint
Roughing up the Suspect
Sampling the Secret Sauce
Self Whittling
Sending out the Troops
Shaking the Thermometer
Shifting Gems
Shooting Some Seeds
Snake Charming
Spear Fishing
Speed Kneading
the Old Water Pump
Spreading Mayo
Squeezing out the Toothpaste
Staff Meeting
Taking o Shake Break
Taming your' Snake
Threading the Needle
Throttle the Bottle
Tossing the Javelin
Tugging your' Tapioca Tube
Tuning the Antenna
Virtual Sex
Visiting Mr. O
Walking the Log
worming the moss Candlestick
Wedding Rehearsal
White Water, ' esting
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User avatar #83 - ninjasquadron (03/09/2010) [-]
User avatar #167 - Blaze109 (03/10/2010) [+] (7 replies)
haha i love how you put them in alphabetical order too XD
User avatar #174 to #172 - Blaze109 (03/10/2010) [-]
well im gonna go tune the antenna before i go to bed.... cya :P
#20 - anonexplains (03/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
WTF . . . . . . . WHERE THE **** IS FAPPING!?
User avatar #21 to #20 - airguitar (03/09/2010) [-]
It's the title so I didn't include it in the actual list.. Settle down
User avatar #185 - Icup (03/10/2010) [-]
Crowning the bishop
#180 - MrSuperkewl (03/10/2010) [-]
Sleeping through dinner, Glazing the ham,Meeting with Mr's Palmer and her 5 daughters
#175 - anonexplains (03/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
For some reason I read this in Stewie's voice...You know that thing he does to harass Brian? Where he keeps listing **** off with his voice getting higher and higher?
User avatar #176 to #175 - airguitar (03/10/2010) [-]
hahaha thats funny
User avatar #103 - onesickmojo (03/09/2010) [-]
User avatar #77 - RebelGrahamCracker (03/09/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Is there one for girls, I'd like to see that. :P
User avatar #81 to #77 - airguitar (03/09/2010) [-]
There are some for girls but i didnt include them just because that would confuse some people i thought. There was one like "Dipping your finger into the porridge" or something XD
User avatar #59 - PatriickStar (03/09/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Beating the meat, smackin the pack, poppin champagne, i use a different name for it almost every time i say it lol
#24 - anonexplains (03/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
cutting your wood
User avatar #25 to #24 - airguitar (03/09/2010) [-]
That sounds painful if you ask me...
User avatar #1 - KingJulian (03/09/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Lol nice ones, now excuse me while I go to batting practice...
#2 to #1 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (03/09/2010) [-]
lolo0lo00lo0lol0o0ol0oo0lo0lo0 :D
User avatar #187 - jaquewells (03/10/2010) [-]
User avatar #183 - gabagaba (03/10/2010) [-]
Violating the one-eyed yogurt thrower
Charging your laser
Summoning the genie
Fiddilin the *********
User avatar #182 - Rorak (03/10/2010) [-]
Playing the solo on the devil's clarinet. Beat the meat. Bash the Bishop. Spank the Monkey.
User avatar #179 - ExplosionsHurt (03/10/2010) [-]
Handling the snake
User avatar #178 - JacobSimms (03/10/2010) [-]
holding your sausage hostage
User avatar #173 - Thugnificient (03/10/2010) [-]
**Thugnificient rolls 141,870,191** beating the meat, yanking my chains.
#68 - themeat **User deleted account** (03/09/2010) [+] (2 replies)
did somebody say they beat me?
User avatar #56 - JasonBourne (03/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What about beating your meat? Rocky Balboa did it..
User avatar #58 to #56 - airguitar (03/09/2010) [-]
I thought that was too obvious/commonly used for the list but yeah
User avatar #26 - CashKai (03/09/2010) [-]
you forgot jerking your turk
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