Sick Jokes Compilation 2!. 1st: /funny_pictures/2556879/Sick+Joke+Compilation 3rd: /funny_pictures/2564000/Sick+Jokes+Compilation+3/ . 4th: /funny_pictures/2567

Sick Jokes Compilation 2!

Sick Jokes Compilation 2!. 1st: /funny_pictures/2556879/Sick+Joke+Compilation 3rd: /funny_pictures/2564000/Sick+Jokes+Compilation+3/ . 4th: /funny_pictures/2567

1st: /funny_pictures/2556879/Sick+Joke+Compilation
3rd: /funny_pictures/2564000/Sick+Jokes+Compilation+3/
4th: /funny_pictures/2567546/Sick+Compilation+4/
Enjoy I only stole 5 jokes from Sickipedia. The rest were found on the internet, and the last one was emailed to me.

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#25 - pacmanftw (09/02/2011) [-]
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwhich?

I don't have sex with a sandwhich before I eat it.
#3 - yournewdad (09/01/2011) [-]
I could never tell these jokes anywhere but the internet...
User avatar #220 - Rvalldrgg (09/02/2011) [-]
A pregnant woman was at the hospital giving birth to her baby. The delivery was almost complete, and at long last, the doctor held up the newborn, cut the umbilical cord, and took a moment to look the baby over. Then without missing a beat, the doctor threw the child against a nearby wall with all of his might. The mother watched in shock as the baby slid to the floor with a sickening thud.
The nurses and orderlies stood-by aghast as the doctor proceeded to dribble the newborn around the room like a soccer ball before finally passing the baby through the door into the hall with a mighty kick. Everyone, including the fatigued mother, chased the doctor into the hall just in time to see him scoop up the infant and run down the coridor, stopping just long enough to bodycheck the child into the wall every so often.
At the end of the hall, the doctor gave a mighty leap and slam-dunked the baby into a nearby trashcan, giving himself a load roar of approval. Finally the now quite large awe-struck crowd caught up with the doctor. The mother was distraught and burst into tears.
“Why? Why in the name of God did you do that to my baby?” she cried.
The doctor replied: “I’m just joking with you! It was stillborn.”
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#66 - hoovy (09/02/2011) [-]
Lets see...Horrible Jokes...K.

What were the last things to go through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.
#218 - creosote (09/02/2011) [-]
<---At the one about the beaver.
#226 to #218 - hilariousxusername (09/02/2011) [-]
...and I aint even mad.
#234 to #226 - practicalproblems (09/02/2011) [-]
I feel the same way...
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User avatar #53 - gawdzilla (09/02/2011) [-]
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline.
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#304 - BooScary (09/02/2011) [-]
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.

Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
User avatar #308 to #304 - kabizus (09/02/2011) [-]
You're going to be in the 3rd comp.
#207 - FreshlyMinted (09/02/2011) [-]
Old enough to count...
Old enough to mount
User avatar #235 to #207 - workaholicandy (09/02/2011) [-]
old enough to bleed
old enough to breed
User avatar #212 to #207 - dickfor (09/02/2011) [-]
old enough to pee...
old enough for me
#240 to #212 - FreshlyMinted (09/02/2011) [-]
Old enough to walk...
Old enough for cock
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#256 - Gumballer (09/02/2011) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends how hard you throw them.
User avatar #187 - lasthuman (09/02/2011) [-]
What's the difference between a train and a pile of dead babies?

I didn't come on the train.
#18 - wantafanta (09/02/2011) [-]
Help, I locked the keys out of my car!
#217 - SilentRaver (09/02/2011) [-]
Do you know what a baby in a blender sounds like?

Me neither, I was too busy masturbating.
#223 to #217 - anon (09/02/2011) [-]
No, just no.
#260 to #223 - snchzvrmlnmggt (09/02/2011) [-]
It's the internet, lighten up.
It's the internet, lighten up.
User avatar #191 - workaholicandy (09/02/2011) [-]
last one.

I was on the busstop the other day and a 12 year old came up to me and asked for a cig. I said no, so she said she would blow me if I gave her a cig. As she finished and wiped the cum off her chin I was disgusted with myself.. imagine my shame giving someone so young a cigarette
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