Sick Jokes Compilation 2!. 1st: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2556879/Sick+Joke+Compilation 3rd: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2564000/Sick+Jokes+Compilation+
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Sick Jokes Compilation 2!

1st: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2556879/Sick+Joke+Compilation
3rd: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2564000/Sick+Jokes+Compilation+3/
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4th: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2567546/Sick+Compilation+4/
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Enjoy I only stole 5 jokes from Sickipedia. The rest were found on the internet, and the last one was emailed to me.

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found the rest on other websites. Not sure " they
took anything from Sickipedia but who knows.
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#25 - pacmanftw (09/02/2011) [+] (4 replies)
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwhich?


I don't have sex with a sandwhich before I eat it.
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#66 - hoovy (09/02/2011) [-]
Lets see...Horrible Jokes...K.

What were the last things to go through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?



Their ankles.
#3 - yournewdad (09/01/2011) [-]
I could never tell these jokes anywhere but the internet...
#217 - SilentRaver (09/02/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Do you know what a baby in a blender sounds like?


Me neither, I was too busy masturbating.
User avatar #220 - Rvalldrgg (09/02/2011) [+] (2 replies)
A pregnant woman was at the hospital giving birth to her baby. The delivery was almost complete, and at long last, the doctor held up the newborn, cut the umbilical cord, and took a moment to look the baby over. Then without missing a beat, the doctor threw the child against a nearby wall with all of his might. The mother watched in shock as the baby slid to the floor with a sickening thud.
The nurses and orderlies stood-by aghast as the doctor proceeded to dribble the newborn around the room like a soccer ball before finally passing the baby through the door into the hall with a mighty kick. Everyone, including the fatigued mother, chased the doctor into the hall just in time to see him scoop up the infant and run down the coridor, stopping just long enough to bodycheck the child into the wall every so often.
At the end of the hall, the doctor gave a mighty leap and slam-dunked the baby into a nearby trashcan, giving himself a load roar of approval. Finally the now quite large awe-struck crowd caught up with the doctor. The mother was distraught and burst into tears.
“Why? Why in the name of God did you do that to my baby?” she cried.
The doctor replied: “I’m just joking with you! It was stillborn.”
#131 - petodragon (09/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#218 - creosote (09/02/2011) [+] (2 replies)
<---At the one about the beaver.
User avatar #2 - dooblydoo (09/01/2011) [-]
The Guy beneath me haven't accomplished much in his life it seems..
#306 - jakevfx (09/02/2011) [+] (3 replies)
+13
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#71 - ilikensfwa (09/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
What does a bible and a PENIS have in common??

A priest tries to shove both down your throat.
User avatar #53 - gawdzilla (09/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?


You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline.
#304 - BooScary (09/02/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.

Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
#207 - FreshlyMinted (09/02/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Old enough to count...
Old enough to mount
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