Do u see
wji' t.. h you see
tii, ho comes
NO! This is RED
This badass is nothing
like that faggot Ash.
who is Red you might
Thats Red. .
You played as Red .
But, you may be wondering...
Jentenu, whats the difference?"
Well Pokemon nub i' m here to explain.
a boss while DERPY is
fucking pissing his
pants cause' he
caught himself a
Yes I do agree that Ash was pretty beastly growing up
but, did Red cry like a bitch when he lost? FUCK NO!
He took that loss as "Go grind your pokemon up till
you can beat me" And that' s what he did.
Fuck, Ash got his first badge out of PITY.
How did red get it? BY ASSCRACK Brock' s ONIX.
Silent hut deadly.
You see Red? He' s didn' t shout out
stupidness phrases and shit. He kept
quiet and only answered 'yes' or 'no'
question. His actions spoke louder than
any shitty remark Ash could spawn
from his gnd Asshole.
Ash couldn' t keep fucking
HURR DURR, FIRES WEAK
YOU SHOULDN' T TREAT YOUR
POKEMON LIKE THAT!"
That and shouting moral
lessons was all this guy did.
No wonder why Red is the stongest pokemon
trainer in any game (FACT)
In Heartgold and Soulsilver He' s the last trainer.
Pikachu- as Red' s Battle song is even