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Sex you say? (Part 4)

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40% of the world' s population owns
a vibrator or dildo. The majority of
sex toy owners lies "within" the
women. giggity
Here' s a selection of some vibrator
names', Golden Torpedo, Super Big
Boss, Bush Warrior, Silent Snake,
Banana Rama.
a. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for
men in Washington state, as long as
the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
So I read that one somewhere III and
I sure hope it isn' t true.
Paulie, King of Tonga, had the
right to deflower eyery virgin in
his kingdom. It is claimed that
during his reign he shagged a
proud number of 37, 000 virgins,
u Inn: in I we
Lube is found in
33, 30/ o of world' s
bedrooms.
I sure hope that one isn' t true,,,
For the average prostitute you
only have to pay 10 Rupees III
him are only a cents,
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User avatar #155 - glamourre (09/02/2011) [-]
I met a prostitute this morning.
She hugged me and then started blowing air on my face.


Not really sure, but I think I witnessed some sort of magical ancient prostitute blessing.
#168 to #155 - ttrisking (09/02/2011) [-]
Awesome.
User avatar #161 to #159 - glamourre (09/02/2011) [-]
QUITE.
#193 to #186 - anon (09/02/2011) [-]
I finally get to use this.
User avatar #235 to #193 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (09/02/2011) [-]
Why do you even have a guys eye that gets licked in your pcu anyway...
#139 - kairosun (09/02/2011) [-]
37,000 virgins? Chuck Norris calls that a slow tuesday
#172 - lordlucifer ONLINE (09/02/2011) [-]
Only 10 rupees you say?!
#148 - DekuNut ONLINE (09/02/2011) [-]
rupees you say?

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#176 - Juigiknows (09/02/2011) [-]
"NO GAY RELATIONSHIPS!!"
Later*
"Oh puppies? kittens? Sure **** the **** out of em!"

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#177 to #176 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/02/2011) [-]
Nobody said you couldnt **** homos only marry them. Im sure u cant marry animals either. don't matter how long you've been ******* them.
User avatar #179 to #177 - Juigiknows (09/02/2011) [-]
So you dont care if people **** /marry animals?
#180 to #179 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/02/2011) [-]
**** ? well I do care but I care more about them being skinned and beaten up. Once we take care of that I'll worry about zoofilia
User avatar #184 to #180 - Juigiknows (09/02/2011) [-]
Lol alright
User avatar #218 to #177 - Ibiza (09/02/2011) [-]
In india a woman married her dog. no joke.
#187 to #176 - slyguyjb (09/02/2011) [-]
DON'T FORGET BEARS! **** THE BEARS TOO!
User avatar #192 to #187 - theaznreclaimer (09/02/2011) [-]
Under 40 pounds buddy. Maybe next time.
#197 to #192 - brammator (09/02/2011) [-]
but baby bears are o.k.
#143 - derangedberger ONLINE (09/02/2011) [-]
10 rupees? link likey
#102 - sarahsa (09/02/2011) [-]
The rupee part made me laugh XD
#64 - Blackfeather (09/01/2011) [-]
Bring on the bitches.
#109 to #64 - pitos (09/02/2011) [-]
Just so you know, the word "Rupee" in the Zelda series has no relevance or connection to the Indian currency. In the Japanese language, the "pi" and "bi" letters look and sound very similar. "Rupee" is a translation error they stuck with. The original word was meant to be "Rubee", a reference to the precious stone.
#239 to #109 - Blackfeather (09/02/2011) [-]
Just so you know, the whole point was to make an allusion to the currency found in the Zelda franchise by relating it to a real-life situation... To get a laugh, and maybe a giggle.  
Undo your belt. It's easier to laugh that way.
Just so you know, the whole point was to make an allusion to the currency found in the Zelda franchise by relating it to a real-life situation... To get a laugh, and maybe a giggle.
Undo your belt. It's easier to laugh that way.
#201 - Savos Mok (09/02/2011) [-]
Twenty rupees for both of them.
#174 - lulzkitteh (09/02/2011) [-]
**lulzkitteh rolls 67**
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User avatar #190 to #174 - slyguyjb (09/02/2011) [-]
**slyguyjb rolls 42** Keep on going buddy.
#103 - northwestdubs (09/02/2011) [-]
I'm from Washingotn State and it's true.........
User avatar #222 to #103 - Ibiza (09/02/2011) [-]
no. it's not.
#259 to #222 - northwestdubs (09/05/2011) [-]
actually it is.....i live in the state....and you think i dont know what i'm talking about.  
Gif semi-related.....
actually it is.....i live in the state....and you think i dont know what i'm talking about.
Gif semi-related.....
User avatar #156 to #103 - hobocheesecake (09/02/2011) [-]
I'm from Redmond. Washingtonbros
User avatar #147 to #103 - ravarshi (09/02/2011) [-]
i just remember the dude in enumclaw who ****** his horse and died from it.
40lbs or less... funny. kinky if you're into that stuff... but awesome none the less. o.o

although i dont understand why it's entirely illegal in teh first place, if the animal " ***** " back then isn't that a yes? xD

And no, i've never ****** an animal.
User avatar #223 to #147 - Ibiza (09/02/2011) [-]
a 40 lbs horse? so he ****** a dead horse?
User avatar #246 to #223 - ravarshi (09/02/2011) [-]
no, the horse was alive, and when it was "cumming" It forced it's dick into his lower abdomen and dude bled to death, there's a news article about it somewhere... i dont remember.. Here's the Wiki Article.

http://en(dot) You need to login to view this link
#113 to #103 - Spavaloo (09/02/2011) [-]
Congratulations.
#105 to #103 - goldc (09/02/2011) [-]
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#233 - coochie (09/02/2011) [-]
40% of the world's population owns a dildo?
Over 900 million people are in poverty

That leaves 5.9 billion people
The believed sex ratio is 101 boys: 100 girls
That means over half the population is men

2.3 billion FEMALES not in poverty

I'd say at least a couple hundred million are under 10 years old

And im pretty sure not every woman owns a dildo..
But if they do, that's still not 40%
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User avatar #258 to #233 - ItTheClown (09/05/2011) [-]
Gay Guys
User avatar #245 to #233 - Sharpy (09/02/2011) [-]
Where are your statistics? I learned the ratio is 51% women to 49% men.
User avatar #238 to #233 - frohtastic (09/02/2011) [-]
just cause they be in poverty does not mean that they dont have a sex toy.
women at least.

i think it aint that hard to make a dildo out of wood... or hell, even rock
#214 - WelshPimp (09/02/2011) [-]
bull **** to number 2. 40% of the worlds population that means it would be 80% of all women. 80% of the world live on 20% of the worlds resources whilst the other 20% (us) live on 80% so by that standard only 20% can actually afford to buy such objects, and that's before you even take into account religious laws, country laws, etc not to mention the fact that only 60% of women in developed countries masturbate and so it will be less in countries where it is less acceptable + many people would be embarrassed in owning or buying one, and for many people it would be impossible to get their hands on one even if they had the money. world wide id be surprised if more than 4% own dildos etc although it may be 40% in USA or other developed countries.
User avatar #244 to #214 - darthacerbus (09/02/2011) [-]
Why are you assuming that no men own a vibrator or a dildo?
User avatar #217 to #214 - WelshPimp (09/02/2011) [-]
Oh and the same logic applies to number 5
#61 to #56 - mrbah (09/01/2011) [-]
this is exactly how i reminded the currency in India.
#195 - anon (09/02/2011) [-]
Is it any coincidence that Recovery Hearts cost 10 Rupees?
#164 - anon (09/02/2011) [-]
Cant have sex with 37,000 people in your lifetime, you just dont live long enough.
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