THE KEY TO IMMORTALITY. This is not mine and I do not take credit for it. I am also sorry if it is a retoast.. HOW YOU CAIN] LIVE TC) 100 : SOME SURPRISING TIPS the key to immortality
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THE KEY TO IMMORTALITY

This is not mine and I do not take credit for it. I am also sorry if it is a retoast.

HOW YOU CAIN] LIVE TC) 100 : SOME SURPRISING TIPS
DRINK GREEN TEA
THOSE WHO DRINK CLIPS Cf GRE A OAI' HAD A SIGNIFICANT I -_O' -MEIR RISK O:
DYING "ROI". -I IDIEA RT DISEASE OR A STROKE
BE DU TENDING
E WHO ARE OUTGOING ARE 50% -ESS; L LY TC) DEVE 1) P DEM DUE TC)
PET ‘N SWEDEN ushl Cl
EAT NUTS
TI DEE WI IO ERE_ NTI Y' ATE NUTS GA NED AVERAGE AN ADDITION Al 2 ‘FEARS I
EXPECTE “JCT Di. -E TO THEIR NUMEROUS CARDIOVASCULAR FE ‘HIE FITS, TO AN
HOSE
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RE. ? BACKE RIA THAT CAN CAUSE NF , -. IN ‘URN REDUCE THE
RISK - HIBARI . z.
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EA RS EAC A
EMBRACE NEW TECHNOLOGY
WE ARE ENGAGED.
BABY LATER IN LIFE
Fal. l INC-. Prr. GNANN NAT.. RAI F’ A*_ ER AGE 40 IS A GREAT SIGN SI ? h' LNG TI IAT POI.)
HAVE GSA ES ‘THAT -E LP YOU LVE LONGER ACCORDING TO A LEAD RESEARCHER AT --E
I y o- UIA-. FINDINGS THAI HOSE WHO HAVE HAIR ES LAI ER IN LIE":
ARE AI .MC.. ET 15% LESS LIKELY TC! DIE D. . IN" G ANV AGE ARTER so TI IAN TI WI KI
HAD DEARIES BE FORE AGE 40.
TAKE MORE HOLIDAYS
ACCORDING TD J -EDITI l. C.( yhh CUTTING HOW "mill" -"III rs.) Pf " CAN INCREASE
THE RISK OF HAVING -EAR’ DISEASE , DUE TC) THE LACK OF . ME
LIE IN
GETTING 7 A I SI TPA NIH IT lhi', prpjy: TO TI IE I TAI ING : -CESS AND
LONG EVITA OF CE IS, / EVER MOST DO NOT GET THIS, WHIC-. SE‘ -‘E REL” '-WIDE RS
DRINKI LITTLE WINE
RAISING LEVELS OF GOOD CHOLESTEROL A MILL ‘ON REDSKIN Sill) ET REVEAL EC) THAT
LIGHS DRIN KENS HAD AN 13% DEATH RATE IHOUSE IHA" DIGNI DR
LAUGH
THE NEW ENG LAND CE SITE ' STU Ch REVEAL EC) THAT THOSE BORIS WITH A
SUNNY D I ‘ON DEAL liba HEII WI I H 5551555. : EOE’ THEIR %
WHICH COUNTRY HAS THE HIGHEST PERCENTAGE OF REHTONA RIAH S?
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User avatar #4 - seeyouinhell (08/31/2011) [+] (2 replies)
how the hell do americans have the 2nd highest rate of living to 100?!
#2 - samuraicrack (08/31/2011) [-]
i rarely brush my teeth let alone floss
#1 - vaskaduzea (08/31/2011) [-]
well , at least i embrace new technology and laugh :)
User avatar #5 - irradiantx (08/31/2011) [-]
I'd rather live to something lower, but enjoy my life more...
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