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I' m game get six leaks an my dear. And then
when I leave, I' ll only leak every other line. That
way, when someone tries to pick all the leaks,
they' ll always be leaking three of them."
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Submitted: 08/30/2011
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User avatar #15 - kurtispj (08/30/2011) [+] (11 replies)
...Did anyone see this and think about Elder Scrolls IV?
#300 - grimmwaters ONLINE (08/31/2011) [+] (17 replies)
And this right here is how a lock & key works.
And this right here is how a lock & key works.
User avatar #266 - xcmxcmx (08/31/2011) [+] (4 replies)
or you could just not live in the projects..
#47 - thebravematt (08/31/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Please dont ******* copy my content.


-George Carlin
#281 - eyeballfrog (08/31/2011) [+] (3 replies)
This would work better.
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#388 - eatingmachine (08/31/2011) [+] (9 replies)
Please tell me someone else knows that when you turn the lock you can tell you're locking or unlocking it. Or do I just have magic powers. Pretty sure someone who knows how to pick a lock would say something like, "Why did he only lock three? Did he think that would fool me?"

I'm going to learn how to pick locks, find your house, pick my way in, leave the door wide open with a sticky note saying, "It didn't work. Plan B?" If you have pets I will keep them in a room so they don't escape, so don't worry.
#7 - anonymous (08/30/2011) [+] (25 replies)
This post is illogical, as that is not how most modern locks work. thumbed down for being inconsistent with reality; please raise your standards.
#14 to #13 - Moog (08/30/2011) [-]
Poines don't exist?
#293 - shodaihokage (08/31/2011) [+] (1 reply)
or just get two and lock 1.....
#374 - anonymous (08/31/2011) [-]
when picking a lock, you only turn it in one direction. counter clockwise. no one would accidentally lock one
#258 - waldoisinvisible (08/31/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Here's the text version for everybody who wants to repost this on whatever and doesn't want to retype the entire thing

"I'm gonna get six locks on my door. And then when I leave, I'll only lock every other one. That way, when someone tries to pick all the locks, they'll always be locking three of them."
#53 - themoviemaster (08/31/2011) [-]
Shame I break in the easy way...
User avatar #45 - llortemageht (08/31/2011) [+] (11 replies)
Until they just kick your door down.
User avatar #113 - mariusislol (08/31/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**mariusislol rolls 876,876,455**
#439 - Aspirin (08/31/2011) [-]
*Sees 3 locks locked out of 6*

**** your **** .

When in doubt,

C4.
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#316 - torente (08/31/2011) [+] (8 replies)
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#390 - CJMUTCH (08/31/2011) [-]
Can finally lock this bitch out of my appartment damn ex's
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