Best troll idea ever. . 1. get the following items from your local Wallmart. A water baby (in the girls my aisle.) It is a regular looking baby doll with a holl
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Best troll idea ever

1. get the following items from your local Wallmart.
A water baby (in the girls my aisle.) It is a regular looking baby
doll with a hollow body that is supposed to be filled with warm
water to make the doll all soft and jiggly like a real,
baby.
3 jars of strawberry preserves. It has to be preserves, jams and
Hive don' t work as well.
2. Fill the water baby with the strawberry preserves until it just
about to bust and dress the baby with the clothes that came with
3. The next time someone rides your ass, throw the baby out of
your window onto their windshield. They will see a jiggly baby go
flying toward them and then into a pile of bright red and
chunky gore.
4. The driver stops and is traumatized for life or gets in a wreck
and dies.
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Submitted: 08/29/2011
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#6 - anon (08/29/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Wouldn't it be easier to use a real baby?
#167 - thepsycho ONLINE (08/30/2011) [+] (5 replies)
<-- The driver
<-- The driver
User avatar #265 - IceBearJudgesYou (08/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Friend of mine saw this and bought a baby and the preserves, but he also bought one with a crying speaker inside of it. He put the speaker in a stroller and the baby and gave it to an older female friend of his. They went to the mall and went outside and pretended to fight until he "raged" about it, took the baby out and curb stomped it so the strawberry gore was everywhere and they both hauled ass. Sadly the cameras got em and the police showed up at their house and they were filed with disturbing the piece or something along those lines and they aren't aloud at the mall anymore. His mom got scared he'd get into more trouble and sent em to live with his aunt and uncle in Belair.
#57 - thewinnerone (08/30/2011) [+] (158 replies)
#118 - gravitystereo (08/30/2011) [-]
Attach a brick to the baby so it smashes through the windshield before it explodes.
Attach a brick to the baby so it smashes through the windshield before it explodes.
#401 - richardw (08/30/2011) [+] (11 replies)
im sure there is atleast one bone in that baby
#7 - cammyT (08/29/2011) [-]
< ---- and then after all that
#414 - internetjesus (08/30/2011) [+] (3 replies)
And then the driver swerves and crashes into another vheicle and your charged with man slaughter.  
  
Is it worth it now?
And then the driver swerves and crashes into another vheicle and your charged with man slaughter.

Is it worth it now?
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User avatar #467 - BowChickaBowWow ONLINE (08/30/2011) [-]
Or you can throw a real baby at them.
Both can be found at walmart.
#468 - Roflcoptter (08/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
WHY THE **** DOES NO ONE EVER RE MAKE THIS EYESORE OF TEXT! Oh wait I did
#267 - skulblaka (08/30/2011) [-]
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#333 - sandervalk (08/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I was certain this is a homemade fleshlight tutorial at first.
#274 - deercreed (08/30/2011) [-]
Drivers face when you do it.
#213 - MyLittleEmoKid (08/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I want to do this, but instead of a car, drop the baby from the highest floor of a crowded mall!
I want to do this, but instead of a car, drop the baby from the highest floor of a crowded mall!
#43 - ShiningTeruko (08/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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