My Mom is Magic.. Dont skip. And please dont skip now because i told you not to. So please dont skip after i told you not to skip because i said not to skip. Th
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My Mom is Magic.

My Mom is Magic.. Dont skip. And please dont skip now because i told you not to. So please dont skip after i told you not to skip because i said not to skip. Th

Dont skip.
And please dont skip now because i told you not to.
So please dont skip after i told you not to skip because i said not to skip.
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My peer child,
do you wane me
to sure yeu with
me, sick as **** an egg?
with a fayer*
He thanks mom,
wait. what?
Held on i' ll be right
back!
returns
a single
And proceeds to
she asks me to slide my -
savers eff*
all ever my hedy*
sha ehen I *and cracks it Inside a
steps..
the yolk is filled
with little black marks*
and my headache is
gene*
...
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#393 - alexandy (08/29/2011) [-]
Whaaa?
Whaaa?
#82 - anon (08/29/2011) [-]
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#132 to #82 - simonandersendk (08/29/2011) [-]
hey dude, do you have the url for the original clip?
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#88 to #82 - thunderpoop **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #10 - canihascheezburger (08/29/2011) [-]
What has just happened is your mum molested you with an egg
#608 - blastblood (08/29/2011) [-]
**blastblood rolls 77**
**blastblood rolls 77**
#485 - corundum (08/29/2011) [-]
That's no egg, that's a BEZOAR!
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#502 to #485 - superfrea **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#352 - firewolfseven (08/29/2011) [-]
Sees you're ill.



Takes your fever and makes you better.
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#355 to #352 - getho **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #354 to #352 - Iceblade (08/29/2011) [-]
thanks good guy grEGG
#180 - aliensexfiend (08/29/2011) [-]
>Feel sick  
>Mom asks if I'm okay  
>before I can respond, she brings an egg  
>asks me to remove the covers  
>rubs egg all over my body  
>feels good man  
>rubs it all over my sensitive nipples  
>getting a boner  
>she knows  
>pulls down my boxers  
>begins sucking my dick  
>oh god  
>Dad comes in the room  
>he looks excited  
>I cum in her mouth  
>something smells amazing  
>look down  
>my cum is scrambled eggs  
>my dick is bacon  
>my skin is made of pancakes  
>I'm breakfast
>Feel sick
>Mom asks if I'm okay
>before I can respond, she brings an egg
>asks me to remove the covers
>rubs egg all over my body
>feels good man
>rubs it all over my sensitive nipples
>getting a boner
>she knows
>pulls down my boxers
>begins sucking my dick
>oh god
>Dad comes in the room
>he looks excited
>I cum in her mouth
>something smells amazing
>look down
>my cum is scrambled eggs
>my dick is bacon
>my skin is made of pancakes
>I'm breakfast
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#647 to #180 - lordlucifer ONLINE (08/30/2011) [-]
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#636 to #180 - drhoffable (08/29/2011) [-]
lets break this down, shall we? u wake up, ur mom blows u, ur dad doesnt care, then u become food.
#639 to #636 - aliensexfiend (08/29/2011) [-]
Let's break this down, shall we? You try to deconstruct a comment that is clearly a parody/spin-off of several well-known 4chan-based copypastas (among other things), which knowing 4chan's nature it shouldn't make sense at all thus making deconstruction of such a post pretty damn silly. On top of that, you're trying to be the voice of reason in a comment chain while composing your post with the typing skills of a handicapped child.


TL;DR: You overanalyzed a joke that didn't need any analysis. Nice try, son.
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#633 to #180 - anon (08/29/2011) [-]
#645 to #180 - DekuNut (08/30/2011) [-]
Hello son.
#183 to #180 - pastpremonition (08/29/2011) [-]
1 internet for you.
1 internet for you.
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#199 to #180 - xxocc **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#637 to #180 - killtheglitterfuck **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #345 to #180 - trollololing (08/29/2011) [-]
Where's the spaghetti?
User avatar #642 to #180 - roflstorm ONLINE (08/30/2011) [-]
THEN WHO WAS SAUSAGE?
#186 to #180 - akalildice (08/29/2011) [-]
FUKKEN SAVED
#628 to #186 - anon (08/29/2011) [-]
is it weird that i got the urge to make toast?
User avatar #1 - DannyHo (08/28/2011) [-]
explain.
#22 to #1 - themymys (08/29/2011) [-]
When someone rubs your body down with an egg and your sick, or have headaches. Its a way of getting cleansed, you'll feel better in no time.
In Latino culture its use a lot.
#27 to #22 - anon (08/29/2011) [-]
Oh yea... That makes sense..
User avatar #482 to #471 - dunkinsage (08/29/2011) [-]
source?
User avatar #513 to #511 - dunkinsage (08/29/2011) [-]
Source Kageshi's buttocks?
User avatar #516 to #513 - kageshi (08/29/2011) [-]
DO YOU WANT...SOURCE!?!?
User avatar #524 to #516 - dunkinsage (08/29/2011) [-]
YES
#525 to #524 - kageshi (08/29/2011) [-]
CAN YOU HANDLE THE SOURCE
User avatar #531 to #525 - dunkinsage (08/29/2011) [-]
I CAN I CAN
#539 to #531 - kageshi (08/29/2011) [-]
THEN I WANT YOU TO GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, AND PRAY, PRAY TO THE SOURCE GOD, TELL HIM, "GIVE ME MY SOURCE" AND THEN HE WILL COME DOWN AND BESTOW THE POWA OF THE SOURCE.
#460 - martiini (08/29/2011) [-]
Or you could have used this.
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#275 - cheapyass **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#276 to #275 - cheapyass **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #283 to #276 - thingamajig (08/29/2011) [-]
and what do we burn apart from witches?
#287 to #283 - daddyfuckedmeup (08/29/2011) [-]
bitches
#223 - whatasickname (08/29/2011) [-]
A WITCH!
#490 to #223 - TheFixer (08/29/2011) [-]
a witch?
#165 - yoksok (08/29/2011) [-]
The mom
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#171 to #165 - warwipf **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #172 to #171 - Corlan (08/29/2011) [-]
That's a Stash. Retard.
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#176 to #172 - warwipf **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #177 to #172 - leeisawesome (08/29/2011) [-]
That's a Hagrid reference, retard.
#422 - teetertwatter (08/29/2011) [-]
you said you had a fever... but after being rubbed with an egg you don't have a headache....
#217 - ogrecaveman (08/29/2011) [-]
Ancient Hawaiians once said,  
  
"Kala mai ia`u  ke huamoa"
Ancient Hawaiians once said,

"Kala mai ia`u ke huamoa"
User avatar #219 to #217 - ogrecaveman (08/29/2011) [-]
"use the egg"
#80 - TheFixer (08/29/2011) [-]
MAGIC MUST DEFEAT MAGIC!
#236 to #80 - anon (08/29/2011) [-]
One more thing!
I have nothing to put here :|
User avatar #8 - conumdrum (08/28/2011) [-]
THIS **** IS DARK, DARK MAGIC!!
#21 to #8 - themymys (08/29/2011) [-]
Lol, its to get rid of the bad that someone put on you. That's what makes you sick.
In Latino cultures its a common practice.
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