The only chain mail I've done.. . GENE ACTUALLY if. OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS 1. Hold breath for 5 minutes 2. Pass out 3. Regulate breathing because you passed out 4. You're a moron.
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#416 - crfsixtynine (08/29/2011) [-]
**crfsixtynine rolls 00**
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User avatar #435 to #416 - rainbowtetsuo (08/29/2011) [-]
I would REALLY like a source on this, or at least the girl's name.
User avatar #463 to #435 - harmphrey (08/29/2011) [-]
its the chick from victorius
the show on nick
User avatar #446 to #435 - Hiddendemon (08/29/2011) [-]
Ariana Grande, She is in the kids show Victorious.
#455 to #446 - rainbowtetsuo (08/29/2011) [-]
Guess I won't be able to find any porn of her then huh
User avatar #480 to #455 - atrocitustheking (08/29/2011) [-]
give 'er time... I'm sure she's got plenty of daddy issues. We can only hope, L0L.
User avatar #481 to #480 - rainbowtetsuo (08/29/2011) [-]
Yeah. In the meantime, I'll be fapping to her with her clothes on.
#445 to #435 - doingyourson (08/29/2011) [-]
Ariana Grande, as seen on the show "Victorious".
User avatar #466 to #445 - rainbowtetsuo (08/29/2011) [-]
Thanks, both of you.
User avatar #451 to #445 - Hiddendemon (08/29/2011) [-]
lol wow
#457 to #451 - doingyourson (08/29/2011) [-]
Damn, got ninja'd pretty badly.
#419 to #416 - John Cena (08/29/2011) [-]
sexy gif + dubs= awesomeness
User avatar #18 - ScruffytheJanitor (08/28/2011) [-]
OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
1. Hold breath for 5 minutes
2. Pass out
3. Regulate breathing because you passed out
4. You're a ******* moron.
#56 to #18 - John Cena (08/28/2011) [-]
He said HOLD your breath for 5 minutes. The average human passes out after 5 minutes, if you managed to hold your breath for another 3 minutes after that you actually die.

Do not question the mental capacity of a random anon.
User avatar #110 to #56 - blahness (08/28/2011) [-]
you, sit, are a retard.
theres something called the breath-hold breakpoint, where if you continue to hold your breath longer than needed, you will start breathing again, whether you like it or not. and even if you managed to surpass that point somehow, you will just faint, and when you faint, you wont have anymore control over your body, and you will start breathing again automatically.
do your research before you ********
#133 to #110 - everybodydancenow (08/28/2011) [-]
you sit ? -.-
User avatar #141 to #133 - blahness (08/28/2011) [-]
*sir*
stupid mistake
#147 to #141 - everybodydancenow (08/28/2011) [-]
ah i thought it was a joke that i didn't understand sorry :L
#489 to #56 - snchzvrmlnmggt (08/29/2011) [-]
Here's something to consider.
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#680 to #18 - MrBobbles **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#684 to #18 - brianboitano (08/29/2011) [-]
1. Hold breath for 5 minutes
2. Hold breath for another 12 minutes
3. Call it magic
User avatar #225 to #18 - midgetinabunnysuit (08/28/2011) [-]
Who... Who are you?

Fry.jpeg
User avatar #252 to #225 - ScruffytheJanitor (08/28/2011) [-]
I'm Scruffy, the Janitor.
#292 to #252 - midgetinabunnysuit (08/28/2011) [-]
I don't think I've ever seen you working here...
User avatar #296 to #292 - ScruffytheJanitor (08/28/2011) [-]
I've never seen YOU working here.
#300 to #296 - midgetinabunnysuit (08/28/2011) [-]
who do you think you are being all clever and whatnot
User avatar #302 to #300 - ScruffytheJanitor (08/28/2011) [-]
I'm Scruffy, The Janitor.
#304 to #302 - midgetinabunnysuit (08/28/2011) [-]
when I'm done with this soup,
you're biting my shiny metal ass
#517 to #405 - midgetinabunnysuit (08/29/2011) [-]
whatever, we cool. I'm gonna go pimp some fembots
User avatar #648 to #517 - ScruffytheJanitor (08/29/2011) [-]
Second.
#690 to #252 - John Cena (08/29/2011) [-]
#20 to #18 - John Cena (08/28/2011) [-]
thank you people are so stupid anymore holding your breath for 5 or 10 minutes wont cause you to die like you said it will just cause you to pass out when you pass out your body automatically regulates itself to keep you from dying. pic unrealted
#249 to #20 - ireclamation (08/28/2011) [-]
i find your lack of punctuation disturbing
#280 to #249 - nicknordlie (08/28/2011) [-]
or he some big ass lungs
User avatar #105 to #20 - SilentSkater (08/28/2011) [-]
wat
User avatar #688 to #20 - xnaitomea (08/29/2011) [-]
1. Hold breath for 5 mins
2. Pass out
3. Repeat steps 1 + 2
4. Instant comas
???????
Free Time Travel
#206 to #18 - satansdaughter (08/28/2011) [-]
PLEASE HUNT AND KILL THESE PEOPLE.
User avatar #283 to #18 - iamnits (08/28/2011) [-]
OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
1. Hold breath for 5 minutes
2. Your body won't let you
#238 - timetogetstoned (08/28/2011) [-]
False: If you hold your breath until you pass out, your body automatically breathes when you go unconscious. Therefore, you cannot hold your breath to death.
False: If you hold your breath until you pass out, your body automatically breathes when you go unconscious. Therefore, you cannot hold your breath to death.
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#233 - majorofgrammarnazi **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#241 - John Cena (08/28/2011) [-]
#228 - tamikokyo (08/28/2011) [-]
Here's a chain for me that really worked!
"THIS IS AMAZING!
FORWARD THIS MESSAGE ON TO FIVE PEOPLE
and within 3 minutes
F*CKING NOTHING
WILL HAPPEN!
I tried it twice and it worked
BOTH TIMES!
ABSOLUTELY F*CKING NOTHING HAPPENED!
THIS REALLY WORKS!
Pass this on, more people need to know!"
User avatar #232 to #228 - dzamie (08/28/2011) [-]
I am tempted to put that as my status and see how many people forward it.
User avatar #237 to #232 - Wardragoon (08/28/2011) [-]
**** it, I'm going to
#26 - deadguyseven (08/28/2011) [-]
technically it doesn't work

because as soon as you pass out from holding your breath you start breathing again.

god i sound like the nerd i am.......
#31 to #26 - deathhard (08/28/2011) [-]
AW, thats what i was going to say :c
#33 to #26 - iamawesomelyawesom (08/28/2011) [-]
I was JUST about to type that into the comment section till I saw you with the bill nye picture, which i figured you already said it and i was right.....
#374 - ipwnallnubz (08/29/2011) [-]
I'm sure someone's said this already, but you can't hold your breath until death. Once you pass out from lack of Oxygen, your body will involuntarily start breathing again.
#361 - rainbowtetsuo (08/29/2011) [-]
You'd just pass out and resume breathing while unconscious.
#336 - John Cena (08/29/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#205 - ThatDeadGuy ONLINE (08/28/2011) [-]
#198 - sixtyeightplusone (08/28/2011) [-]
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath for that long. After like 2 minutes or however long you can hold your breath for, you'd pass out. Then your body would start to take in oxygen again why your unconscious.
User avatar #36 - hellomagicmushroom (08/28/2011) [-]
actually, it doesn't work...technically you cannot die by holding your breath, you will simply pass out and your breathing will resume as normal
#625 - kobal (08/29/2011) [-]
I'd like to take this moment to have a moment of silence for all the retards that actually did it.
#579 - John Cena (08/29/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 33**
#329 - MidgetInABikini (08/29/2011) [-]
Prove it
#89 - exiana (08/28/2011) [-]
actually when you pass out you should start breathing again.
#523 - scitech (08/29/2011) [-]
Except it doesn't work.  Humans have a built in mechanism that prevents it.  You will pass out from the lack of oxygen, then resume breathing as normal.
Except it doesn't work. Humans have a built in mechanism that prevents it. You will pass out from the lack of oxygen, then resume breathing as normal.
#402 - supermandan (08/29/2011) [-]
Holds breath for 17 minutes.







Doesn't die.
User avatar #431 to #402 - tehpwnrer (08/29/2011) [-]
He is under water. You see, when you hold your breath long enough you will pass out, you will still be breathing, but unconscious. If you do that under water well, you die.
User avatar #425 to #402 - wabasha (08/29/2011) [-]
Dangles over a city or sits in a clear box without an "escape," calls it magic.
User avatar #404 to #402 - Digitalphear (08/29/2011) [-]
I remember that haha, insane.
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