nobody will belive me. hope yu lol wow thanks for the 50 thumbs. I tripped and fell an a t: it: : yaknow? Till. I am so clumsy,,,. fl! ll. A woman tells Boromir that she got her black eye from walking into a door, explaining that it had happened before. Boromir just couldn't believe it, saying, &qu
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#11 - jaypaul (08/28/2011) [-]
#18 to #11 - John Cena (08/28/2011) [-]
Wouldn't that give her more of a black eye?

Ah... Not really funny when you're reading it...
User avatar #21 to #18 - greenbean (08/28/2011) [-]
He is trying to show us that the black eye disappears for no apparent reason, must have been the poker face.
User avatar #23 to #21 - zlawliet ONLINE (08/28/2011) [-]
He was making a pun about how "Poker face" sounds like "Poke her face" :3
User avatar #30 to #11 - foreveralonertrol (08/28/2011) [-]
wow gratz on the 200 thumbs comment btw this is op
#31 to #30 - jaypaul (08/28/2011) [-]
Thanks op!
Thanks op!
#14 to #11 - zhelenzyni (08/28/2011) [-]
op's coverstory^^^^^  
<---what really happened
op's coverstory^^^^^
<---what really happened
#26 to #11 - pikpikmin (08/28/2011) [-]
AmIDoingItRight?
#8 - thebadseeds (08/28/2011) [-]
A woman tells Boromir that she got her black eye from walking into a door, explaining that it had happened before. Boromir just couldn't believe it, saying, "One does not simply walk into more doors"
User avatar #80 to #8 - andwewillpartyhard (08/29/2011) [-]
Yes :D A thumb for you sir!
#25 to #8 - mrbah (08/28/2011) [-]
you sir, are the punmaster, funnyjunk deserves, i shall see this on frontpage.
#27 to #25 - thebadseeds (08/28/2011) [-]
Wow thanks ha it was a friend that told me this joke so dedz to him :D
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#6 - John Cena (08/28/2011) [-]
Ever been so happy that you lost your black eye?
#40 - craftycheesewiz (08/28/2011) [-]
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#19 - onkii (08/28/2011) [-]
<--- the dad
User avatar #33 - Cambro (08/28/2011) [-]
Related story: A handicapped kid at my school wheeled over to me, grabbed his leg and whipped it around so he 'kicked' me. I looked at him wide eyed and asked "Why??"
He looked at me sternly and said "Because no one will believe you." And wheeled off
#71 to #33 - paradox (08/29/2011) [-]
thats ******* funny as **** and it made my day. you earnd my thumb.
#88 to #33 - MidgetInABikini (08/29/2011) [-]
Something like that happened to me once.

But instead of getting kicked by a handicapped kid, I raped a clown baby and shot up my school.
#37 - Decado (08/28/2011) [-]
Did her black eye heal THAT FAST?!
#79 - trollsaurus (08/29/2011) [-]
Why is everyone calling it a black eye? I believe they prefer the term &quot;African American Eye&quot; now.
Why is everyone calling it a black eye? I believe they prefer the term "African American Eye" now.
#1 - John Cena (08/28/2011) [-]
A thumb for you, my good man. Also, my captcha...
#7 to #1 - John Cena (08/28/2011) [-]
B83 histroni
User avatar #2 to #1 - foreveralonertrol (08/28/2011) [-]
wtf the **** is that captcha
#3 to #2 - John Cena (08/28/2011) [-]
I wish I knew.
#13 to #1 - SirSheepy ONLINE (08/28/2011) [-]
#55 to #13 - jedic (08/29/2011) [-]
The **** did you do to my face?
#15 to #1 - XXBIOHAZARDXX (08/28/2011) [-]
im not going to lie to you

i actually got this
User avatar #82 - commanderklutz (08/29/2011) [-]
His poker face has healing powers o___o
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User avatar #72 - ethaniscool (08/29/2011) [-]
what happened to her black eye
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#81 to #47 - John Cena (08/29/2011) [-]
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#85 to #47 - anog (08/29/2011) [-]
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User avatar #36 to #28 - radsteriii (08/28/2011) [-]
Why is this getting thumbs down? It's called slowpoke wouldn't that that generally mean that I wouldn't have gotten dubs because I was too slow.
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User avatar #10 - medusamedusa (08/28/2011) [-]
nice repost
User avatar #5 - ktino (08/28/2011) [-]
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