Modern Poetry

#434 - lolsrslybro **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

Roses are red
Violets are VIOLET
Whoever started this poem
Must be blind as shit.

#433 - awesometit (08/28/2011) [-]

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Spread your legs
And give me an hour

#430 - subboy (08/28/2011) [-]

Roses are red
violets are good
this morning you woke up
and had major wood!

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#432 to #430 - subboy (08/28/2011) [-]

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#426 - pedobearRAW (08/28/2011) [-]

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#421 - nzabob (08/28/2011) [-]

My grandma has alzheimer's.
It's really weird talking to her when she complains about the rain and I say, "oh, it's been raining alot there lately?"
and she goes, "oh, you know, we haven't had much rain lately..."

feelsbadman but also slightly funny

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#428 to #421 - zacyzacy (08/28/2011) [-]

look at the bright side at least she'll meet new people

everyday

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#420 - tinamou (08/28/2011) [-]

roses are red
violets are blue.
watch me get dubs
by *rolling 2*

#437 to #420 - deathzor (08/28/2011) [-]

roses are red
I have a shitty bod
I type *roll 4*
and get quads

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#438 to #437 - deathzor (08/28/2011) [-]

**deathzor rolls 9,415**

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#422 to #420 - tinamou (08/28/2011) [-]

**tinamou rolls 22**

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#427 to #422 - theishmed **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

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#423 to #422 - tinamou (08/28/2011) [-]

OH DAMN!

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#415 - SevenForOhNoe (08/28/2011) [-]

roses are red
violets are blue
if u wanna get dubs
type *roll 2*

#431 to #415 - tinamou (08/28/2011) [-]

**tinamou rolls 23**

#419 to #415 - aqualadFTW (08/28/2011) [-]

**aqualadFTW rolls 23**

#418 to #415 - anonymous (08/28/2011) [-]

**roll 2**

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#416 to #415 - Willhelm (08/28/2011) [-]

**Willhelm rolls 02**

#424 to #416 - zijoj **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

partial win

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#414 - thecomkiller (08/28/2011) [-]

renegade is red
paragon is blue
assuming direct control
this hurts you

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#413 - Viidix ONLINE (08/28/2011) [-]

roses are red
violets are blue
i have a gun
get in the van.

#412 - anonymous (08/28/2011) [-]

That last one was really what made me laugh!

#411 - fmlman (08/28/2011) [-]

roses are red
violets are blue
I might be gay...
son, i am dissapoint

#410 - anonymous (08/28/2011) [-]

roses are red
violets are twisted
bend over love
you're about to get fisted

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#408 - molten (08/28/2011) [-]

Reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

#409 to #408 - kingeckhardt (08/28/2011) [-]

you got me

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#407 - scoobadooba (08/28/2011) [-]

Roses red
violets blue
sandwich tasty
rhyming hard.

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#406 - grimmwaters ONLINE (08/28/2011) [-]

Roses are red
Violets are-
Never gonna give you up!

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#425 to #406 - zacyzacy (08/28/2011) [-]

come at us bro

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#405 - RIPDimebag (08/28/2011) [-]

roses are red
violets are black
why is your chest
as flat as your back

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#404 - ehzio (08/28/2011) [-]

Roses are red
violets are blue
I am fapping
while looking at you

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#402 - niggletss (08/28/2011) [-]

This image was flagged 08/28/2011

**niggletss rolls 659**

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#398 - havenWIN **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

**havenWIN rolls 915,592,273**

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#399 to #398 - havenWIN **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

**havenWIN rolls 069,473,430**

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#400 to #399 - havenWIN **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

**havenWIN rolls 343,513,617**

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#401 to #400 - havenWIN **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

**havenWIN rolls 964,507,203**

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#403 to #401 - havenWIN **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

**havenWIN rolls 642,731,414**