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#740 to #582 - anonymous (08/27/2011) [-]
My Actual sword replica of the master sword and hylian shield o.O
User avatar #730 to #582 - technocrazynick (08/27/2011) [-]
headphones?
User avatar #722 to #582 - jewbob (08/27/2011) [-]
A plastic slingshot? Well considering I have a box of m80s under my floorboard I have good enough ammo.
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User avatar #717 to #582 - astronautcock (08/27/2011) [-]
half of a beer. **** .
User avatar #734 to #717 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
drink the pain away
#715 to #582 - drakonix (08/27/2011) [-]
:) so glad i put them there
#711 to #582 - yelperman (08/27/2011) [-]
A moist towelette.
#712 to #582 - anonymous (08/27/2011) [-]
a mouse AWWW YEAHH
#708 to #582 - anonymous (08/27/2011) [-]
Cutlass kabar machette, or my sog tatical tomahawk. My ak-47c is at my freinds house on his left. **** him.
#742 to #708 - gamerlordx (08/27/2011) [-]
what the flying **** is a cutlass-kabar-machete? a cutlass is a singlebladed elegant sword, a kabar is a military issue combat knife, a machete is a jungle blade(rainforest hedge trimming if you will) and a s.o.g. tatical tomohawk.....dude stop playing call of duty, nobody uses tomahawks- THEY ARE MADE FOR SPORT THROWING. and as for your Anton-Kalashnikova cutback...dude thoose are restricted from home use. rules regulate it must be kept in a secure location and ammo must be kept sealed and far away from ANY weapon.
User avatar #695 to #582 - Chaitea (08/27/2011) [-]
Glasses, cell phone, and keys in a pile next to me.

I can choose only one.
User avatar #696 to #695 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
cell phone to call in a air strike?
#714 to #696 - yelperman (08/27/2011) [-]
Half of this page is composed of your comments
User avatar #731 to #714 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
but its fun
User avatar #690 to #582 - antarion (08/27/2011) [-]
My... Replica spartan spear?
Duz I win?
User avatar #693 to #690 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
some guy had a ak47 in a case but ur close
User avatar #699 to #693 - antarion (08/27/2011) [-]
Does it help if I have a paper mache spartan helm, replica shield, and a chestplate made of cardboard also? :)
User avatar #704 to #699 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
not the cardboard but if the wep and sheild can be used hell yea man
User avatar #706 to #704 - antarion (08/27/2011) [-]
This is MOTHER FU*KIN' SPARTA!
#684 to #582 - pyroxninja (08/27/2011) [-]
A potato. **** yes. Pic totally related.
User avatar #686 to #684 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
ahhh...i dont know? eat it and survive till you find somthing better?
User avatar #683 to #582 - opinionated (08/27/2011) [-]
A mousepad... I'm ****** .
User avatar #685 to #683 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
ninja slap em with it!
#678 to #582 - ShitfacedPanda (08/27/2011) [-]
....Da **** am I gonna do with this!?
User avatar #749 to #678 - killerliquid (08/27/2011) [-]
FIERY BALLS OF DEATH!!!!!
User avatar #682 to #678 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
wrap it around a zombie and light it on fire?
User avatar #689 to #682 - howaboutokay (08/27/2011) [-]
or wrap them and go around shouting mummie ... people will **** brix for zombies but once the mummies come out its game set and match
User avatar #744 to #689 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
well played sir
#677 to #582 - howaboutokay (08/27/2011) [-]
my pit bull ... i got this ****
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User avatar #687 to #681 - howaboutokay (08/27/2011) [-]
oh he already knows how to do it ... he just thinks it's "to demining" to his kind >.>
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User avatar #676 to #582 - aeromatrix (08/27/2011) [-]
oh hey i have two choices...a sabre...or a naginata... i cant choose...
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User avatar #672 to #665 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
/face smash with the kettle lol that would be kind of epic to watch someone kill zombies with a tea kettle.
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#664 to #582 - anonymous (08/27/2011) [-]
A fold out bed?
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#663 to #582 - anonymous (08/27/2011) [-]
a big metal pipe awww yeah ( im working on completing the basement suite in my house )  
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a big metal pipe awww yeah ( im working on completing the basement suite in my house )
Pic unrelated
User avatar #671 to #663 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
nice man you are prepared
#659 to #582 - anonymous (08/27/2011) [-]
Fallout:NV Cardboard cutout.
#666 to #659 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
dude epic ahh see if he can loan ya this baby
#651 to #582 - gamerlordx (08/27/2011) [-]
My cleaning kit for my gun...sonofabitch!
User avatar #655 to #651 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
lol and no gun ahh if you find it you got a shot
#645 to #582 - GeneralPuug (08/27/2011) [-]
My pet clam Carl...
User avatar #649 to #645 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
clamp em to death lol
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#653 to #643 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
response to your pic and nice
User avatar #639 to #582 - wholovesmepingas (08/27/2011) [-]
...My dad? Can someone post the wut face?
User avatar #647 to #639 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
lol is he a ninja u might win?
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#634 to #582 - kogathedark (08/27/2011) [-]
My Boba fett Helmet. **** yeah.
User avatar #648 to #634 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
headbutt!
#627 to #582 - topleggedskater (08/27/2011) [-]
Wall unit...

Pic semi-related.
User avatar #633 to #627 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
at least it will protect you then again you can break it down and tear out a 2x4 like a boss
User avatar #617 to #582 - orangezombie (08/27/2011) [-]
a soda from 5 Guys.
User avatar #630 to #617 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
freeze the soda and throw it at there skull!
#616 to #582 - cubanwhiteman ONLINE (08/27/2011) [-]
A ******* gift card to gamestop.
#625 to #616 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
go go zombies!
#637 to #625 - cubanwhiteman ONLINE (08/27/2011) [-]
It's a gift card during a zombie apocolypse.



Looks like I gon' have to papercut a bitch.
User avatar #615 to #582 - imakebadgts (08/27/2011) [-]
iphone?
User avatar #626 to #615 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
download a shotgun app?
User avatar #631 to #626 - imakebadgts (08/27/2011) [-]
totally.
:P
User avatar #658 to #631 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
you never know it might work
User avatar #670 to #658 - imakebadgts (08/27/2011) [-]
scare em away with the noise
User avatar #673 to #670 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
lol girl your gona scare the **** outa em
User avatar #675 to #673 - imakebadgts (08/27/2011) [-]
haha ikr.
User avatar #613 to #582 - TreesyDoesIt (08/27/2011) [-]
vodka... **** yeah!
User avatar #698 to #619 - captainrattrap (08/27/2011) [-]
REACH FOR JUGGERNOG TONIIIIGHT!!
#611 to #582 - anonymous (08/27/2011) [-]
a lamp
User avatar #622 to #611 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
shine them to death?
#609 to #582 - anonymous (08/27/2011) [-]
a cotton swab **** YEAH!!!
#636 to #609 - synchron (08/27/2011) [-]
I have a fukken spoon... Oh look, very apropriate picture.....
User avatar #642 to #636 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
SPOON THEM TO DEATH GOUGE THERE EYES OUT!
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#603 to #582 - hwangw (08/27/2011) [-]
Fireplace poker. I can do this.
User avatar #606 to #603 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
lol so far you win sides that dude with the broken ak47 if its not broken
User avatar #608 to #606 - hwangw (08/27/2011) [-]
Thanks! But if it works he's got it in the bag.
User avatar #621 to #608 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
eh true lol
#596 to #582 - anonymous (08/27/2011) [-]
sweet i can survive, i got me a bowl of mac nd cheese
User avatar #599 to #596 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
at least you wont starve
User avatar #595 to #582 - DaCrazyOne (08/27/2011) [-]
a sleeping kitten...it'll do.
User avatar #597 to #595 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
claw them to death!
User avatar #600 to #597 - DaCrazyOne (08/27/2011) [-]
no, throw it at them and run.
User avatar #594 to #582 - captainrattrap (08/27/2011) [-]
can't lift any of those objects... can barricade with them tho.
User avatar #688 to #594 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
rip out a 2x4 like a boss!
User avatar #692 to #688 - captainrattrap (08/27/2011) [-]
most tvs and couches lack those.
User avatar #694 to #692 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
tear out a 2x4 from your couch
User avatar #702 to #694 - captainrattrap (08/27/2011) [-]
that would be a difficult accomplishment
User avatar #590 to #582 - jejemon (08/27/2011) [-]
ak47 in display case. (dont know is still works)
User avatar #592 to #590 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
still can beat em over the head
#589 to #582 - newworldorphan (08/27/2011) [-]
computer tower?
User avatar #591 to #589 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
SMASH IT OVER THERE HEADS RAWR
#588 to #582 - anonymous (08/27/2011) [-]
MY ******* DICK, THESE BLOOD THIRST FAGGOTS ARE GONNA CHOKE ON IT
#586 to #582 - darthkramer (08/27/2011) [-]
bottlecap?
User avatar #587 to #586 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
pop a bottlecap at em?
User avatar #584 to #582 - parodi (08/27/2011) [-]
my mouse? ._.
User avatar #585 to #584 - copycopy (08/27/2011) [-]
it might work?
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