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If women were video game consoles

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Supe r N inte ndo
This Was / e love. you were yourk. back then, edgy or
attractive. you just wanted to have fun. innocent, harm less fun. she was n’ tthe
you’ d overrate, butthe had personality. Like all first loves, you last
forever, which is why itwas when you dumped derfor...
F" gaystation
you were yourk. It was seventh grade, and she had all the things you loved in your old
girlfriend but more deep. Hoping fora nostalgia trip, you kooked her up recently. Big
mistake. how did someone so attractive end up kooking so ugly? Inlay be
you schould give . I headche’ s as cute and fun's ever.
virtual boy
She kooked differenttone any girl you’ d overrated. Mot prettier, but more exciting. A friend talked
her up for months, telling you how much you were going to like her. She had aseptic piercing,
dyed hair, and a neck Ewan. You hooking up with blow your mind. You ended up
witha headache and hid regret, The novelty wore .
360
The first few months ofyour relatie: urs hip were amazing. You waking hour : gether
and ditched out on family and friends . stsa you could be with her. She got you into all the
coolest parties and you meta hid inte resting people. The n, odd nowhere, things just
stopped working. You’ re still sure whatyou did wromg. Maybe ’ t
made fora relatie: urs hip.
Nintendo Wii
On a whim, instead ongoing forthe in the mom, you dec ided to take home the
quirky . etwas fun atfirst, but now, ask new,
she reminds you she' s everyone else, and, damn it, you schould appreciate her
format. And you do. You really do. Sometimes, though, a guy just wants something a little
Playstation 3
Hot, Oh God, she' s so hot, Sometimes you think you could watch her
talk all day. (Which is good, cause be doing am} Sure, she has
expensive tastes, and does n' k really like to do that many , and
you’ ll definitely have to buy hansome accessories ifyou wantto make the
work, but, um... we mentioned the hotgirl, right?
Dreamcast
You dated heathen you were yourk and stupid. Even though you had fun : getha r, you
broke up so you could try new things. Secretly, you always ' d be there
when you were finally ready to settle down. But by the time you wised up and realized
catche was the girl for you, she was already offere market, You’ dated a
then, butyou' ll orcas acually catch about hvrand whiteouts have
bee n.
Also, her boobs were awesome. Like Radio.
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#47 - forthelols (08/26/2011) [-]
'Nuff said.
#65 - streetsmartpanda (08/26/2011) [-]
And then you went out with the greatest girl you ever met. You then got married, and spent the rest of your life with her. Because she is your one true love, the one who was with you through thick and thin, the one who was better than the rest.
#76 to #65 - youallfags **User deleted account** (08/26/2011) [-]
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#134 - elliotjames (08/26/2011) [-]
I thought we would just be friends at first, someone i could just talk to. Within only days we both knew it would be more than that. I turned away from all that used to mean so much to me; family, friends, school, even sunlight. We spent hundreds of hours together.. CRYSTAL VERSION FOR LIFE!
#28 - shisno (08/26/2011) [-]
dreamcast.... WHY DID I FORSAKE YOU!?!? forgive me for i have sinned!
dreamcast.... WHY DID I FORSAKE YOU!?!? forgive me for i have sinned!
#136 - oisinholz (08/26/2011) [-]
Your closest friend when you were young, now that your more mature you decide to call her up again... Turns out she really likes you, so you decide to go for it. Every now and again you have your bad times(god I hate when I don't have batteries) but once you've patched things up your like a loaded gun all over again
#22 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/26/2011) [-]
If only my consoles felt the same about me...
#69 - CFenix (08/26/2011) [-]
anyone?
#89 to #69 - lolgy (08/26/2011) [-]
the girl
User avatar #97 to #69 - AbsentMinded (08/26/2011) [-]
Fast, Good looking, the love of your life.




Although she leaves you every 12 months or so.
User avatar #70 to #69 - Derrr (08/26/2011) [-]
She'll give you everything you want in a girl, but she appreciates the nicer things in life, and expects you to pay for it.
User avatar #71 to #70 - CFenix (08/26/2011) [-]
well done
#130 - mankey (08/26/2011) [-]
No matter how many times you leave, she'll always take you back, just for one more jaunt or to go through your porn stash.
#135 - iamawesomelyawesom (08/26/2011) [-]
I actually had a good girlfriend (she was my favourite) her name was N64, we had a sweet love, but she couldn't stay with the times so we decided to be friends with benefits.
#137 to #135 - anon (08/26/2011) [-]
how did you manage to fit your PENIS in that i never could and god knows i tried
User avatar #138 to #137 - iamawesomelyawesom (08/26/2011) [-]
I made a special hole in the back....what?
#147 to #135 - anon (08/26/2011) [-]
To be honest, usually I'd like to blow her consistently until she began working with me.
#148 to #135 - mattdoggy (08/26/2011) [-]
I remember no matter how bad things got with a girl like her, whenever things just were not working, a quick blow job could fix everything
I remember no matter how bad things got with a girl like her, whenever things just were not working, a quick blow job could fix everything
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User avatar #113 to #110 - scottysglasses (08/26/2011) [-]
Call Of Duty would be a Dead Prostitute
Halo would be a kinky Librarian
Grand theft auto would be a MILF
World of Warcraft would be the fat but fun chick

I'm sure I can think of more if you want me to go on
User avatar #141 to #113 - diddyz (08/26/2011) [-]
*Call of Duty would be the girl you always go back to after some time.
*Halo is the one that you you play in your dreams cause it is too unrealistic.
Battlefield is a really good lookin' one.
Pokemon is the one you will always love.
Prototype is that crazy in bed girl.
Assassin's Creed is that fun girl that knows how to get there.
*World of Warcraft is that fat girl you think back to and say "God why??"

fixed it.
#115 to #113 - anon (08/26/2011) [-]
No. Please stop.
#122 to #117 - anon (08/26/2011) [-]
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#121 to #113 - anon (08/26/2011) [-]
>Halo
>Kinky librarian

Bitch, have you SEEN Bayonetta?
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#98 to #94 - madbunnnny (08/26/2011) [-]
HELL YEAH!!!
User avatar #125 to #98 - vorkuta (08/26/2011) [-]
I miss the old sonic. The old Dr. Robotnik and movies. :C Like when they had to stop the polar ice caps from melting. ;_;
User avatar #128 to #125 - madbunnnny (08/26/2011) [-]
yea, I still have no idea whats going on with the eggman/robotnik thing
sonic is 20 years old now, last time I seen robotnik sonic was 15 years old (in sonic underground)
and after playing sonic adventure battle 2 I have the idea that dr. robotnik is dr. eggmans grandfather... now think about that for a second
IT DOSENT WORK!!!!!!

(the deleted comment was a spelling error)
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#91 - fragnatic (08/26/2011) [-]
comparing console to a woman
#126 - crosslizard (08/26/2011) [-]
so is a gamecube a fat chick?
#176 to #126 - radolescence (08/27/2011) [-]
dude.. Gamecube's your hand...
#179 to #176 - crosslizard (08/27/2011) [-]
that be a hand held
#102 - anon (08/26/2011) [-]
a cool, modern girl who comes with you everywhere you go, and gets along great with other girls like her. You have had some really fun time with her,but you sometimes wonder if your the right age for her.
#170 to #102 - majorasworld (08/27/2011) [-]
The exact same as your last girlfriend.


..... BUT IN 3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #118 to #102 - iliketrainsalot (08/26/2011) [-]
BUT THEN THE ******* BATTERIES GET ****** AND YOU CAN'T PLAY MARIOKART ON IT ANYMORE.


**** YOU NINTENDO DS
#14 - anon (08/25/2011) [-]
PC
Super sexy and everything you ever wanted.
User avatar #15 to #14 - princeofdarkness (08/25/2011) [-]
PC Gaming>Any console game (not counting halo)
User avatar #17 to #15 - RyoBullet (08/26/2011) [-]
This is the truth. Really, PC gaming beats all except for Halo. Halo would be the only true reason I'd even considering buying a console and then paying for online membership
#18 to #17 - princeofdarkness (08/26/2011) [-]
Do you think the elite that stepped over your broken helmet on Lone Wolf is actually the Arbiter?

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User avatar #19 to #18 - kingrayne (08/26/2011) [-]
(note : I have never played Halo) That looks like an AT-ST....
User avatar #20 to #19 - princeofdarkness (08/26/2011) [-]
Yup.
User avatar #169 to #32 - princeofdarkness (08/27/2011) [-]
Yeah him.
#41 to #18 - anon (08/26/2011) [-]
#16 to #14 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA (08/26/2011) [-]
but expenses, expenses... tbh I only really play Xbox because of the lack of money to get a decent PC. 150 quid for an xbox that can runall current gen games, 400 quid for a PC that can run all current gen games better. I think I'll go for the one I can afford.
#129 - raberintodesu (08/26/2011) [-]
Dreamcast was the **** , man. Loved the games I played there. Especially this one.
#52 - maaz (08/26/2011) [-]
#53 to #52 - aljedubroo (08/26/2011) [-]
i love you
User avatar #54 to #52 - Saundazzz (08/26/2011) [-]
I ******* LOVED that game. And you can get in on Xbox 360!
User avatar #67 to #54 - Onikos (08/26/2011) [-]
wait what? when did this happen?! i ******* loved that game, and thought it was forever lost with my dreamcasts last dying breath.
#73 to #67 - Saundazzz (08/26/2011) [-]
Comes with Sonic Adventre, Crazy Taxi, Bass Fishing and Space Channel 5 Pt. 2!
User avatar #75 to #73 - Onikos (08/26/2011) [-]
/jaw drop zomg do want. Thank you kind soul for sharing with me this treasure! a thumb from but a mere Dreamcast fan, revived.
User avatar #78 to #67 - tokyoanime (08/26/2011) [-]
can also get it on PC :3
User avatar #79 to #78 - Onikos (08/26/2011) [-]
:D is it christmas today or what?! time to go buy a lottery ticket er something, such great news today. and its only just begun.
User avatar #80 to #79 - tokyoanime (08/26/2011) [-]
And you also get to name chaos and see their stats ^^
User avatar #81 to #80 - Onikos (08/26/2011) [-]
not gunna lie. the chao world was my favorite part of that game... lol. if that makes me gay er something, what ever. but that was ******* ... awesome. i had the cutest little gold chao.

god i miss that game..
User avatar #82 to #81 - tokyoanime (08/26/2011) [-]
Want me to give you the link to download it completely free?
User avatar #83 to #82 - Onikos (08/26/2011) [-]
its free?!
User avatar #84 to #83 - tokyoanime (08/26/2011) [-]
no, but you can download it if you google the right thing, i was just offering to do the work for you if you wanted to download it ^^;
User avatar #85 to #84 - Onikos (08/26/2011) [-]
hell chyea i will. lol ...long as im not about to get rick rolled >_>
User avatar #86 to #85 - tokyoanime (08/26/2011) [-]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Slxf2C8nU

if that doesnt work, there are various other sources as well. ^^;;
User avatar #87 to #86 - Onikos (08/26/2011) [-]
i would hug you to death right now if the choice was available. thank you. nostalgia shall be written on the walls everywhere.
User avatar #88 to #87 - tokyoanime (08/26/2011) [-]
your welcome :)
#101 to #87 - madbunnnny (08/26/2011) [-]
same thing happened to me when I found it out
#68 - robskul (08/26/2011) [-]
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the pretties/nicest girl you'll ever meet, you and her have gone through so much, from the hoenn region to dreamland, she was always there for you, even when you tried to break it off or took her for granted, she still loved you
#100 to #68 - madbunnnny (08/26/2011) [-]
also she is a midget (not like thats a bad thing)
#99 to #68 - AbsentMinded (08/26/2011) [-]
She liked zelda and let you put stuff inside her.
#30 - spitefulcunt (08/26/2011) [-]
i few consoles older than the SNES but i still love it just the same. i still have my original Nintendo from when i was 6 O_O
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