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Motivational Life. Special Edition

maal lite,
Special Editi ED
BEIJING
K Hill!’ VIII"! **** C
THAT ' ll THEM FOREVER
Advertising has us
chasing cars and clothes,
working jobs we hate
so we can buy ****
we don' t need.
5 Ah
Ptf
Fight Club
dir mud Fhurer
If you ever need anything
please don' t hesitate to ask
someone else first.
Kurt Cobain
was writer
Because the people who are
crazy enough to think they
can change the world,
are the ones
who do.
Think different
campaign
cu' Apple
1097
RELIGION IS LIKE A PENIS.
Therm more to lite than being really
mall @ and loom.”
That' s the but revenge at all:
happiness. Nothing drives people
crazier than seeing someone have
a good tucking life"
If you were thinking
about someone while
reading this, you' re
definitely
in Love.
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User avatar #473 - tkigroggy (10/04/2011) [-]
Kurt Cobain was a legend. Love his quotes
User avatar #459 - atheistspaz (08/26/2011) [-]
Love it. Simply love it.
User avatar #441 - harmphrey (08/26/2011) [-]
i was like what the **** ?!?! another one?!? and then i read it and now, i want more.
#440 - kingkamina (08/26/2011) [-]
love; a dreadful bond, and yet, so easily severed.
#422 - anonymous (08/26/2011) [-]
Good one
#421 - chingachong (08/26/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#415 - natheel (08/26/2011) [-]
I ****** a dog in the ass
Blink 182
True words of a poet
#420 to #415 - shippingman (08/26/2011) [-]
Wait.. WUT? Go on...
User avatar #425 to #420 - fongsan (08/26/2011) [-]
he tried to **** ur mom but she was not there... he then tried for your dad but he was not there either... then he went to your bird but couldnt find it... all all that was left was your dog... XD

i think thats pretty much how it goes XD
User avatar #428 to #425 - natheel (08/26/2011) [-]
Dont forget the mexican pirate
User avatar #429 to #428 - fongsan (08/26/2011) [-]
damn it.. i knew somebody was missing.. well they were all missing anyway..
User avatar #424 to #420 - natheel (08/26/2011) [-]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQyHtUeJYPE
Just a warning the lyrics are a bit.... inappropriate so i would not watch it around your parents
#427 to #424 - anonymous (08/26/2011) [-]
#413 - unholuacid (08/26/2011) [-]
Thank you so much for bringing it back. And thanks for that last bit with "if you thought of someone". That really hit home with me. Megabytz, you're the man! Basically there is a chick that im crazy about, but she got over me pretty quickly, i need to show her that what she could have had with me is alot better than what she thought. Such is Life.
#409 - ListerMucus (08/26/2011) [-]
"The things you own end up owning you."- Tyler Durden
#457 to #409 - futbucker (08/26/2011) [-]
Advertising had us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy the **** we don't need.
#398 - likeabosspwn (08/26/2011) [-]
unrelated
unrelated
User avatar #392 - futbucker (08/26/2011) [-]
When ever I get close to girls I feel like I'm not connected to them in any way but I've stumbled across my dream girl, she's funny as hell, smart, and is beautiful. I've been friend zoned HARD by her. Feelsbadman.jpg in chest every night.
User avatar #467 to #392 - HugeBalls (08/28/2011) [-]
And yes, we ALL know that ******* awful feel.
User avatar #466 to #392 - HugeBalls (08/28/2011) [-]
Did you ask her out?
#470 to #466 - futbucker (08/28/2011) [-]
Yeah, she said yeah. We're going to 30 minutes or less tonight.
Yeah, she said yeah. We're going to 30 minutes or less tonight.
User avatar #411 to #392 - futbucker (08/26/2011) [-]
I could honestly tell her anything and talk to her all day. In fact she is mainly the only person I hang out with. We have movie night pretty damn much every night after she is done working. Thats where I get to talk to her instead of watching a movie. Seeing her is literally the highlight of my day, week, month. She knows she can tell me anything. But you know that feeling where every time you know you wont see her today and you get that feeling in your chest and stomach and you're like damn this feels awful yeah I get that when she can't see me on her breaks to hang out with me for a hour or two. I guess the part of the day I look forward to is when I wake up shoot her a text saying "Good morning" and having the privilege for her to call me so I can hear her voice. I could type good things about her all day, and I could stare into her eyes and talk to her all day. That is the love of my life fj. Would anyone else care to get something off their chest? ************** .jpg
User avatar #416 to #411 - legacyofkain (08/26/2011) [-]
I may not know that feel, but I'm still sympathetic. I hope she does love you and one of you works up the courage to tell the other. Good luck, man.
User avatar #418 to #416 - futbucker (08/26/2011) [-]
Thanks :)
User avatar #419 to #418 - legacyofkain (08/26/2011) [-]
No problem.
#410 to #392 - extremepokerface (08/26/2011) [-]
what i'd be like inside
User avatar #399 to #392 - elitetroll (08/26/2011) [-]
oh n i know that feel bro
#397 to #392 - elitetroll (08/26/2011) [-]
TELL THAT BITCH YOU LOVE HER WHILE YOU RAPE HER
User avatar #396 to #392 - EnergizierAnon (08/26/2011) [-]
same here, same here.
User avatar #391 - nsfwcontent (08/26/2011) [-]
Kurt Cobain definitely had the best quotes there R.I.P
#390 - mangioluingi (08/26/2011) [-]
people on funnyjunk should learn from the Kurt Cobain one
*cough**cough*
User avatar #394 to #390 - Fluorum (08/26/2011) [-]
haters gonna hate
User avatar #388 - frohtastic (08/26/2011) [-]
Honestly, the fight club quote should not be with the director but the actual writer of the book.

without the book there wouldnt be a movie
User avatar #402 to #388 - captainbackslash (08/26/2011) [-]
Is the line in the book? I can't remember.
User avatar #381 - larnconbeanz (08/26/2011) [-]
well I guess that means I'm in love :)
#373 - xodia (08/26/2011) [-]
I find it so hard to get a girlfriend, because when ever i get close to the girl i like, i screw it up and she thinks im a weirdo :/
#403 to #373 - Fluorum (08/26/2011) [-]
Have you played any videogames as a kid?
I'm sure you did.

So, whenever you fail, you see not only "game over" but "retry?" as well, right?.
Try again and again, over and over. Different girls, different ways.

Don't ******* cry, just because you are a man and one day you WILL find your love. I believe in you.
#471 to #403 - xodia (08/29/2011) [-]
Thanks man, have a thumb :D
Thanks man, have a thumb :D
User avatar #472 to #471 - Fluorum (08/29/2011) [-]
good luck ^^
User avatar #417 to #403 - legacyofkain (08/26/2011) [-]
What the guy below me said.
#408 to #403 - johnnybing ONLINE (08/26/2011) [-]
Hero
#400 to #373 - TheDinoIsBack (08/26/2011) [-]
You're telling me. I have so many issues. Mostly ADHD, Depression, Bi-polar disorder, Anxiety, the list goes on. My ex broke my heart since I'm a "internet/fj addict". I'll never find someone.
User avatar #442 to #400 - harmphrey (08/26/2011) [-]
depression, bipolar, ADHD ADD OCD AND L-E-G-I-T
stay positive bro
User avatar #445 to #442 - TheDinoIsBack (08/26/2011) [-]
I try to stay positive. I mostly just stay in my room and make things. Like right now I'm making Halo Armour. I'm a weirdo.
User avatar #446 to #445 - harmphrey (08/26/2011) [-]
ur not wierd ur ******* awesome
Halo armour
thats awesome
ur probably british or canadian right?
this guy made an epic halo reach sniper
**** yeah xbox 360
ps3 is cool too
User avatar #447 to #446 - TheDinoIsBack (08/26/2011) [-]
I'm actually a mix of German and Polish. I've finished the boots, forearms, shoulders, handplates, crotch, and 1 bicep. I plan to finish the armour by Halloween.
User avatar #448 to #447 - harmphrey (08/26/2011) [-]
you know whats funny?
they actually have a halo costume
lol crotch
thats ******* awesome i hope you upload pics
are you going to add a jetpack?
or weapon?
i try to add as much stuff into one comment so i dont get thumbed down for thinking of new things and replying to myself over and over again
lol HALOween
User avatar #449 to #448 - TheDinoIsBack (08/26/2011) [-]
I will probably upload a post of all my armour and me at school wearing the full body armour.
User avatar #450 to #449 - harmphrey (08/26/2011) [-]
**harmphrey rolls 44**
wait your still in school?
college right?
or high school?
or middle school?!!?!?
holy **** if ur in middle school i will get dubs on this roll
User avatar #451 to #450 - TheDinoIsBack (08/26/2011) [-]
High School.
#452 to #451 - harmphrey (08/26/2011) [-]
lets just pm each other lol
pic related
User avatar #453 to #452 - TheDinoIsBack (08/26/2011) [-]
comment on profile.
User avatar #454 to #453 - harmphrey (08/26/2011) [-]
lol okay
#395 to #373 - samous (08/26/2011) [-]
rape her !
#386 to #373 - anonymous (08/26/2011) [-]
Then let her know you're a weirdo right up front. She might be into weirdos.
#385 to #373 - aradair (08/26/2011) [-]
Being yourself isn't always the solution, however you should be yourself aslong as you can CHANGE yourself. Find out what she likes, if she has common interests with you etc. If she still rejects you she wasn't worth it to begin with. Only chose them that are worth it. And the most important rule : DON'T EVER BUY THEM DRINKS! Believe me you don't want to do that, it's actually a test women do, so you don't want to fall in their trap, when a woman asks you to buy here a drink either reject her or tell her to buy YOU one while she's at it ;P
User avatar #387 to #385 - xodia (08/26/2011) [-]
In the words of Kurt Cobain:
I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.
#382 to #373 - xodia (08/26/2011) [-]
thumbs for all!
User avatar #380 to #373 - debonster (08/26/2011) [-]
just be yourself, talk to her as if ur talking to your friends.
#379 to #373 - anonymous (08/26/2011) [-]
I feel you bro
User avatar #377 to #373 - ablackasian (08/26/2011) [-]
i know the feel bro.
User avatar #378 to #377 - xodia (08/26/2011) [-]
I love your avatar btw xD
#366 - guardsman ONLINE (08/26/2011) [-]
love thread
love thread
User avatar #443 to #366 - harmphrey (08/26/2011) [-]
that is rebecca black right?
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#412 to #365 - ListerMucus (08/26/2011) [-]
"What doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger."- The Joker
User avatar #371 to #365 - naziyahtzee (08/26/2011) [-]
What about polio?
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User avatar #462 to #455 - naziyahtzee (08/27/2011) [-]
Who's FDR?
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User avatar #464 to #463 - naziyahtzee (08/27/2011) [-]
Oh right. Well, I'm english so I know who he is but I couldn't have recognised his initials.
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#368 to #365 - dthegame (08/26/2011) [-]
Actually this existed a pretty long time before Nietzsche as a proverb...
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