Order in the Court.. I HAVE NOTHING TO PUT HERE! . It says here you' re being charged with acts of rape. our Honor laas just trying to see if she was good at se court Rape Monkey balls
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Order in the Court.

Order in the Court.. I HAVE NOTHING TO PUT HERE! . It says here you' re being charged with acts of rape. our Honor laas just trying to see if she was good at se

I HAVE NOTHING TO PUT HERE!

It says here you' re
being charged with
acts of rape.
our Honor laas
just trying to see
if she was good
at sex, before
I started
dating her.
Your honor...
Have you
ever bought
a car without
test driving it
first?
Credz to him for helping with the idea.
...
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#121 - eyeballfrog (08/23/2011) [-]
Better watch out for this.
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#142 to #121 - scroogeymcduck has deleted their comment [-]
#929 to #121 - nyancatttisawhore (08/23/2011) [-]
Can women actually walk around with that big thing inside them?
User avatar #502 to #121 - misterducklumps (08/23/2011) [-]
*cringes*
#726 to #121 - coolstorybrotatoe (08/23/2011) [-]
wat....just wat
#129 to #121 - anon (08/23/2011) [-]
Call me a dumb ass...but what is it...
#133 to #129 - proception (08/23/2011) [-]
Rapex, to keep this from coming in you.
#137 to #133 - proception (08/23/2011) [-]
or CUMMING!
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#139 to #129 - falloutlover **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #132 to #129 - malacyman (08/23/2011) [-]
a female condom.
User avatar #136 to #132 - malacyman (08/23/2011) [-]
wait. it's a female condom thats anti-rape. it has spikes that tear tour skin to **** .
#134 to #132 - anon (08/23/2011) [-]
Ah...derp.
User avatar #177 to #129 - dengekisushi (08/23/2011) [-]
It's an anti-rape condom that women can wear (hardly any do, though).
The little "teeth" get caught on the skin of the ding-dong
and can only be safely removed by a doctor.

Not many women wear one, though, because they don't want to have the thought
of possibly being raped while wearing that thing.
Kind of a psychological thing, really.
User avatar #410 to #121 - ningyoaijin (08/23/2011) [-]
I've always wondered just how big those things are...
#149 to #121 - stocxt (08/23/2011) [-]
just looking at it hurts my dick.
User avatar #1042 to #121 - misterducklumps (08/23/2011) [-]
**How to get it off**
>you'll need scissors (preferably a smaller pair)
>making small cuts, slowly cut the condom going along your dick
>try to cut the end off of the condom, so it's kinda like a tube
>slowly pull the condom off, pulling towards your waist
>dispose of condom
>never forget that day
#130 to #121 - rosebud (08/23/2011) [-]
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#412 to #121 - Gumballer (08/23/2011) [-]
Even if it rips your dick off.
#166 to #121 - PedoBearsBrother (08/23/2011) [-]
I'll do it anyways!

No, I'm kidding... **** that **** .
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#220 to #121 - suckerfish (08/23/2011) [-]
i guess she didn't

watch the teeth....
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#1025 to #848 - anon (08/23/2011) [-]
Are you a boy or a girl?
#1031 to #1025 - anon (08/23/2011) [-]
damnit forgot to sign in i hope it doesnt get like 100 thumbs
User avatar #1073 to #1031 - serpens (08/24/2011) [-]
Everything is going according to plan...
#181 to #121 - aerosol (08/23/2011) [-]
Watch out for what?
#508 - infamousone (08/23/2011) [-]
Court dismissed. Bring in the dancing lobsters!
Court dismissed. Bring in the dancing lobsters!
User avatar #517 to #508 - damandan (08/23/2011) [-]
win...so much win
User avatar #509 to #508 - bagofshenanigans (08/23/2011) [-]
Those aren't lobsters, Those are cthulhu's non-evil twins.
#399 - mmmfriedchicken (08/23/2011) [-]
OP uses 'Your' and 'You're' correctly. Must be an Alien..


( Thank you though :D )
User avatar #442 to #399 - gwlk (08/23/2011) [-]
Yes, but...commas.
#401 to #399 - Ninjabears (08/23/2011) [-]
I suppose we are too, then.
#403 to #401 - mmmfriedchicken (08/23/2011) [-]
Holy **** you're correct..
#405 to #403 - Ninjabears (08/23/2011) [-]
Indeed I am, my brethren. We are Aliens, the epitome of sentence structural and grammatical perfection... And with spelling skills to boast.
#420 to #405 - thefoxin (08/23/2011) [-]
Frieza went to your school?!
#424 to #420 - Ninjabears (08/23/2011) [-]
You fool, I AM Frieza!
#425 to #424 - thefoxin (08/23/2011) [-]
Bitch please.
#32 - fungusamongus (08/23/2011) [-]
Roofies were found on the scene!
#34 to #33 - fungusamongus (08/23/2011) [-]
I guess we have to bring in the dancing lobsters
#35 to #34 - sandvichiscredit (08/23/2011) [-]
Yes your honor.
Yes your honor.
#36 to #34 - Warlordcubs (08/23/2011) [-]
The defenses request for dancing lobsters is clearly making a mockery of this court, Your honor!
The defenses request for dancing lobsters is clearly making a mockery of this court, Your honor!
#65 to #36 - Chromosphear (08/23/2011) [-]
SUSTAINED
#69 to #65 - redhood (08/23/2011) [-]
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#1099 - feroby (08/28/2011) [-]
**feroby rolls 99**
#1100 to #1099 - feroby (08/28/2011) [-]
1099th comment, roll 99.
#274 - KillinTime (08/23/2011) [-]
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#197 - factualgoblin (08/23/2011) [-]
Hate to get all logical and stuff on fj, cause i know that's not really what we do here, but isn't dating the test drive for marriage?
#234 to #197 - anon (08/23/2011) [-]
marriage is when you run out of miles
#636 to #197 - downstrait (08/23/2011) [-]
you're right on that one.
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User avatar #566 to #200 - factualgoblin (08/23/2011) [-]
thank you sir, yeah i know it's one of those "you either buy it or you don't" kind of things. haha
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User avatar #68 to #64 - beyerballler (08/23/2011) [-]
thumbs for nostalgia
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User avatar #391 to #387 - loganreilly (08/23/2011) [-]
No, a **** was taken. That's why it's rape.
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#486 - Straighedgenoob (08/23/2011) [-]
Hmmm I'll remember this next time
#507 - annaisocoolike (08/23/2011) [-]
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#516 to #514 - annaisocoolike (08/23/2011) [-]
on what account?
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User avatar #291 to #288 - TopGearGirl (08/23/2011) [-]
TopGearGirl approved :D
#321 to #291 - gottobeskippy ONLINE (08/23/2011) [-]
Ever since Top Gear USA came out my DVR will only record TOp Gear USA instead of Top Gear UK :'c
User avatar #327 to #321 - TopGearGirl (08/23/2011) [-]
Aweh :( I think my DVR doesnt even record Top Gear anymore, we got netflix so my dad cancelled it i guess D:
#328 to #327 - gottobeskippy ONLINE (08/23/2011) [-]
They need to post THE FULL 			*******		 EPISODES on youtube or  bbc.com   
hell ill even trudge thru 15mins of commercials to see that stuff!
They need to post THE FULL ******* EPISODES on youtube or bbc.com
hell ill even trudge thru 15mins of commercials to see that stuff!
User avatar #331 to #328 - TopGearGirl (08/23/2011) [-]
blinkx remote is usually good,

like if you want the first ep. of series 17 search top gear 17x01 into the blinkx search :)
#550 to #331 - gottobeskippy ONLINE (08/23/2011) [-]
omg thank you! <3333333!!
omg thank you! <3333333!!
User avatar #644 to #550 - TopGearGirl (08/23/2011) [-]
Did it work ? (:
User avatar #231 to #185 - rainbowcup (08/23/2011) [-]
He's really annoying in 3v3...
#193 to #185 - LordGaga (08/23/2011) [-]
I'm so bad at that game I need to announce it.
#210 to #193 - legostudio (08/23/2011) [-]
you are not alone...
#216 to #210 - LordGaga (08/23/2011) [-]
Pic related...
#217 to #216 - legostudio (08/23/2011) [-]
ryze is the bane of all that is me.
User avatar #280 to #217 - soraisrox (08/23/2011) [-]
And every carry is the bane of Ryze.
#603 - timetoparty (08/23/2011) [-]
il just leave this here..
#610 to #603 - AlexWuzHere (08/23/2011) [-]
Kind of looks like the Pringles guy.
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#298 - WhatIsGwaning (08/23/2011) [-]
I might just rape someone to see if this works.
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