Order in the Court.. I HAVE NOTHING TO PUT HERE! . It says here you' re being charged with acts of rape. our Honor laas just trying to see if she was good at se court Rape Monkey balls
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Order in the Court.. I HAVE NOTHING TO PUT HERE! . It says here you' re being charged with acts of rape. our Honor laas just trying to see if she was good at se

I HAVE NOTHING TO PUT HERE!

It says here you' re
being charged with
acts of rape.
our Honor laas
just trying to see
if she was good
at sex, before
I started
dating her.
Your honor...
Have you
ever bought
a car without
test driving it
first?
Credz to him for helping with the idea.
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#121 - eyeballfrog
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Better watch out for this.
#848 to #121 - fieryflamingofive
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#1025 to #848 - anon id: afecdcb2
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Are you a boy or a girl?
#1031 to #1025 - anon id: afecdcb2
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damnit forgot to sign in i hope it doesnt get like 100 thumbs
User avatar #1073 to #1031 - serpens
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Everything is going according to plan...
#129 to #121 - anon id: c4fd686f
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Call me a dumb ass...but what is it...
#133 to #129 - proception
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Rapex, to keep this from coming in you.
#137 to #133 - proception
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or CUMMING!
#139 to #129 - falloutlover **User deleted account**
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User avatar #135 to #129 - eyeballfrog
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User avatar #132 to #129 - malacyman
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a female condom.
User avatar #136 to #132 - malacyman
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wait. it's a female condom thats anti-rape. it has spikes that tear tour skin to ****.
#138 to #136 - Laddie
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#134 to #132 - anon id: c4fd686f
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Ah...derp.
User avatar #177 to #129 - dengekisushi
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It's an anti-rape condom that women can wear (hardly any do, though).
The little "teeth" get caught on the skin of the ding-dong
and can only be safely removed by a doctor.

Not many women wear one, though, because they don't want to have the thought
of possibly being raped while wearing that thing.
Kind of a psychological thing, really.
User avatar #502 to #121 - misterducklumps
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*cringes*
#726 to #121 - coolstorybrotatoe
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wat....just wat
#929 to #121 - nyancatttisawhore
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Can women actually walk around with that big thing inside them?
User avatar #1042 to #121 - misterducklumps
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**How to get it off**
>you'll need scissors (preferably a smaller pair)
>making small cuts, slowly cut the condom going along your dick
>try to cut the end off of the condom, so it's kinda like a tube
>slowly pull the condom off, pulling towards your waist
>dispose of condom
>never forget that day
#143 to #121 - natedrake **User deleted account**
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#151 to #121 - theherofjneeds
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dear god.
#130 to #121 - rosebud
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#161 to #121 - bellic
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#427 to #121 - heyiownanaccount
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#166 to #121 - PedoBearsBrother
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I'll do it anyways!

No, I'm kidding...**** that ****.
#412 to #121 - Gumballer
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Even if it rips your dick off.
#149 to #121 - stocxt
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just looking at it hurts my dick.
#220 to #121 - suckerfish
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i guess she didn't

watch the teeth....
#142 to #121 - scroogeymcduck
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User avatar #410 to #121 - ningyoaijin
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I've always wondered just how big those things are...
#475 to #410 - chibikamiko
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#181 to #121 - aerosol
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Watch out for what?
#1015 to #181 - tiitsmcgeee
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#349 - ihasapie
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**ihasapie rolls 0**
User avatar #381 to #349 - foelkera
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**foelkera rolls 89** Dubs and I build a divide-by-zero proof bunker.
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#394 to #349 - anon id: 799a9848
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This is ******* annoying to see on EVERY. DAMN. PAGE. The chances of getting 0 is one out of ten so it is NOT hard by any means. So **** your ****.
#367 to #349 - tonightyoudinealon **User deleted account**
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#667 to #349 - umadlolol
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User avatar #354 to #349 - jjamesgordon
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OH ****. RUN.
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#429 to #349 - drulludanni
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#350 to #349 - vorkuta
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#361 to #349 - dawgfan
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**** **** **** **** ****
**** **** **** **** ****
#351 to #349 - flyingr
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#369 to #349 - theycallmecrazy
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#366 to #349 - smartbrutha
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#362 to #349 - evilhiccups
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HOLY ****
HOLY ****
#274 - KillinTime
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#22 - gizzygazza
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**gizzygazza rolls 88** x 0 = 0
User avatar #145 to #22 - sunice
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**sunice rolls 0** + =3
#23 to #22 - gizzygazza
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wtf dubs was unexpected o.o
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#52 - AsAbout
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**AsAbout rolls 44** Yesss
Also dubs
#53 to #52 - BillyRyanRaiders
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i love u
#55 to #53 - AsAbout
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i love you too
#315 to #55 - andimac
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User avatar #590 to #315 - AsAbout
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I love you too
#197 - factualgoblin
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Hate to get all logical and stuff on fj, cause i know that's not really what we do here, but isn't dating the test drive for marriage?
#234 to #197 - anon id: 4313a09f
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marriage is when you run out of miles
#636 to #197 - downstrait
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you're right on that one.
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#200 to #197 - steedan
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User avatar #566 to #200 - factualgoblin
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thank you sir, yeah i know it's one of those "you either buy it or you don't" kind of things. haha
#119 - hodgenscon
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#158 to #119 - properdropout
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User avatar #691 - grunbr
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**grunbr rolls 0** divide it ************
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#723 to #691 - sreggin
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roll for dubs: odds = 1/10, reward = ~30 thumbs
roll for zero: odds = 1/10, reward = 150+ thumbs
**** logic
User avatar #758 to #723 - grunbr
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wait what?, i got 43 thumbs wtf?
#724 to #691 - anon id: c4b1bf0d
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Really? You get something out of a one in ten chance and people are amazed by it.
#756 to #724 - grunbr
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nope i predicted the expected result
User avatar #735 to #691 - pyrelord
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Multiplication is the inversion of division, everything multiplied by 0 = 0, Therefore, Anything divided by 0 = infinity.
#692 to #691 - grunbr
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AWWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHH
#698 to #692 - darkhawk
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This...ruined it.
#694 to #692 - sneakypudding
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#708 to #691 - baconinthemakin
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#717 to #691 - MrSpectacular
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congrats on the roll and all but ive seen this like five hundred times on this site so why does this have so many thumbs so fast? its like "oh he said roll this and rolled a zero, so original!"
congrats on the roll and all but ive seen this like five hundred times on this site so why does this have so many thumbs so fast? its like "oh he said roll this and rolled a zero, so original!"
#701 to #691 - braviary
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
#508 - infamousone
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Court dismissed. Bring in the dancing lobsters!
Court dismissed. Bring in the dancing lobsters!
User avatar #517 to #508 - damandan
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win...so much win
User avatar #509 to #508 - bagofshenanigans
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Those aren't lobsters, Those are cthulhu's non-evil twins.
#341 - cruzslzr
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