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Life Facts 4. Hey friends,hope you like it(thumb it up or down,i don't care) Some ideas for a new comic?Request me and tell me more! I will hope only the best f

Hey friends,hope you like it(thumb it up or down,i don't care)
Some ideas for a new comic?Request me and tell me more!
I will hope only the best for you,thank's for everything!

Life' s strange Part
Before this comp will start, I would like to thank
to all who thumbed me up or down.
All you are my brothers( or sisters) froth now
and I hope only the best for everyone of you!
During his entire life, Vincent Van Grow sold
exactly one painting, Red Vineyard at Aries.
Each day, anywhere from species of life
go extinct.
The average life expectancy of an ant is about
90 days.
On average, a person will spend about five years
eating during their lifetime.
Research has indicated that approximately eleven
minutes are cut off the life of an average male
smoker from each cigarette smoked.
The average person spends two weeks of their
life kissing.
During one seven year period, Thomas Edison
obtained approximately three hundred patents. In
is whole life he obtained over one thousand
patents.
In a lifetime, an average human produces 10, 000
gallons of saliva.
7 out of 10 people believe in life after death.
On average, Americans move to a new place
eleven times in their lifetime.
In their lifetime, house cats spend approximately
10, 950 hours purring (purer)
Kissing at the conclusion of a wedding ceremony
can be traced to ancient Roman tradition where a
kiss was used to sign contract.
The mouth is full of bacteria. When two people
kiss, they exchange between 10 million and 1
billion bacteria.
More people are killed each year from bees than
from snakes.
Boys who have unusual first names are more likely
to have mental problems than boys with
conventional names. Girls don' t seem to have this
problem.
It is estimated that at any one time, . 7% of
the world' s population is drunk.( i am . 7% drunk
now)
On average, 150 couples get married in Las Vegas
each day.
It was illegal to sell ET dolls in France because
there is a law against selling dolls without human
faces.
In the movie "The Matrix Reloaded" a 17 minute
battle scene cost over million to produce.
Superman, Spiderpman and Batman are the three
most popular American superheroes known and
beloved worldwide.
This is the last one.. I will miss this series of
comics... But prepare for the best!
New series coming soon, better and more fun in
then. Hope you like it as much as me and if you
have some ideas, come and make it true!
htw, i' m from Romania, so i don' t speech , so if I miss
something tell me!) -In
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #96 - JoeTheRooster
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The reason girls don't seem to have mental problems according to unusual names is because they ALL have mental problems.
#82 - beartoast
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Names kid Gaylord
doesnt pay for therapy
#153 to #82 - danohamhead
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Becomes father

"accidentally" leaves baby in Wal-Mart
#363 to #82 - saucebosss
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That's why I changed it to Greg.
#23 - highaspinkiepie
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Sad but true
User avatar #306 to #23 - gmaxx [OP]
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sad..omg,we have food for You need to login to view this link people..but we just starving on this planet..
User avatar #365 to #306 - chainsawmonkey
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you do realize because you put a dot instead of a comma that just says 20?
#18 - anon id: 2378cce4
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Boys who have unusual first names are more likely to have mental problems than boys with conventional names. THAT explains most of the black population...
#25 to #18 - anon id: 14344612
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Yeah but Mohammed is the most popular name in the world and like have of them are ****** up and crazy
#75 to #25 - zakzak
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in the america demographics Mohammed is a unusual name.
#298 to #18 - krick
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User avatar #61 to #18 - Llamafucker
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****. My name is Irakli, or Ika for short.
User avatar #268 to #18 - megawatt
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there also more likely to become rpg characters...
#20 to #18 - snoboardkid
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good call sir
good call sir
#47 to #18 - mmgmm
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#283 to #47 - andimac
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Don't shoot.
User avatar #64 - morbidmongrel
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30-150 species a day? So, in other words, 11,000-55,000 species are driven to extinction a year? The current best estimate for the number of species worldwide is around 10,000,000. That gives us about 180 years for all living creatures to die. I doubt that, somehow.
#76 to #64 - mattlas
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he never said that there are not new species constantly being produced to match or at least slow the rate at which diversity in species declines... what up i have no pictures :P
User avatar #81 to #76 - morbidmongrel
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There aren't. It takes a long, long time for evolution to split a species into disparate daughter species. For example, humans domesticated and started breeding dogs thousands and thousands of years ago, but there is only one species of dog, not counting dingoes, despite the many breeds - they're all just 'canis lupus familiaris'. It's impossible for population to evolve so quickly.

Science up in this bitch.
User avatar #339 to #81 - mippydcoolest
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it's not just the evolution of species which create new species, it's also discovering them
sorry if i don't make sense
User avatar #393 to #339 - morbidmongrel
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You are correct, but the problem with that is that there are only about 1.4 million species currently recorded, with estimates as to the total number (including unknown species) ranging from two to one hundred million; the consensus seems to be that it's probably around 10 million in total, so we'd quickly run out of new species to discover even if they could be found that fast.
User avatar #404 to #393 - mippydcoolest
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ah right thanks for clearing it up :)
User avatar #77 to #64 - sunice
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This could be bugs that dies out or even bacteria strands that no longer exist or microorganisms
User avatar #73 - RemNinja
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40 million dollars that could give a ******** of food to people starving in Africa. Instead, some greedy producer wants to make double or triple or quadruple that and keep it all to himself.
=/ Sad, really.
#79 to #73 - gigagondy
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That was an asshole move, you're right. And the Matrix Reloaded was horrible. Nice move, Hollywood.
User avatar #80 to #79 - RemNinja
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This is the world we live in. =/ There's people like that, and then there's 40 year old women and the like who lay around watching Oprah crying about how goddamn tragic it is when they won't bother to get off they're asses and do something about it.
#85 to #80 - IKlikushin
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Says the guy whining about starving africans, while sitting on his ass and looking at funny pictures.
#102 to #85 - anon id: a64a8963
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2 times this.
User avatar #100 to #85 - RemNinja
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When I just got back from Haiti.
#118 to #100 - snuggyfu
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User avatar #125 to #118 - RemNinja
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I don't care if YOU believe me. What matters is I'm trying to do something, whether it's asking everyone on FunnyJunk to go out and do something nice for someone today or fly across the globe trying to help the sick world we're stuck in.
#131 to #125 - shibbydibby
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I'm sure you've done nothing. Jesus I ******* hate people like you sure there are people starving over there but when we spend tons of money getting them food and their ******* warlords take it, it isn't FunnyJunk or 40 year old women's problems. Half the homeless people in America spend the money they get on booze or drugs. **** Africa, America does a ******** to help countries in Africa, and you went to Haiti you say? I'm saying that all those countries that can't help themselves and we spend millions on them when they're doomed.
User avatar #135 to #131 - RemNinja
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Here's the bottom line: The warlords take it. So that's jacked up, sure. Definitely understandable if you don't have money to go somewhere and help out directly.
But what about that family down the street or the people in your own community, less than ten miles away that have no money?

Sure, it's not your problem. Not until it happens to you. Then you've spent your entire life, having made no impact on the world. Having Spongebob Squarepants, a fictional cartoon character, leave a bigger mark on the world than you ever have.

I don't know about you, but I don't like feeling that way. I'm a human being and it's within my power to save people and help them, so I'm going to. What you do is up to you; I'm just saying it's my opinion, and I think a few other people in this world shouldn't be such asshats.

I'm not trying to be offensive, I, of all people, understand what it means to have circumstances when you MUST help yourself.
I'm talking to the idiots, bigots, and fools who spend all their money on stupid things they'll forget about in a week.
#139 to #135 - shibbydibby
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I understand what you are saying more now, but really when you die does it matter what you did while you're alive? I help very few people because every one dies and i'm sure it doesn't matter what you did before.
User avatar #142 to #139 - RemNinja
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I'm glad you're getting an idea here. I'm not saying LOL EVERY1 IN AMERICA CANADA AND THE UK SUX CUZ WERE LAZY.
I mean, I'm saying that to a certain extent, yeah. Look at upper and upper middle class families and how spoiled their kids are. I don't know where you grew up, but when I was young and in late primary school I lived in an area that was mostly filthy rich people raising spoiled young brats that knew nothing about the world. Try to think about when you were in school and there were always those little ***** that didn't know anything.

People are raising their kids now so shielded from the reality of how the world is now that they're growing up to forget that anyone ever has to skip meals, they can't even perceive the thought of an eating disorder or someone being raped by daddy every night. (I know I'm moving away from the topic of starvation, but it's still somewhat connected.)

People are starting to forget there's something wrong with the world, and even if they are aware, a lot of people just want to say someone else will take care of it, or if it's not them, they don't care if it happens.

As far as what you're saying on what happens after you die, maybe my religion helps in that, I go on Mission trips and I feel good knowing that that's one more person today that has hope in their lives, that's going to get to Heaven. Maybe you disagree with me on religion, and quite honestly I don't mind. I feel good knowing that I gave somebody hope today. That I gave some little orphan a hug and shared a sandwich with him, and he told me all about his friends and the types of games that they play all day long, and that I made him smile when he doesn't have a lot to smile about.

So maybe, when he's an adult and I'm dead, he'll remember me and he'll become someone that does the same kind of thing. That'll go out and make somebody's day or help them.

Try to understand what I'm saying, I know I went a bit into a tangent.
#146 to #142 - shibbydibby
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Ok man I do agree with you much more now and no we don't share the same religion but I could also care less. About all the red thumbs people gave you, they're just thumbs on an internet website so who really cares. I'm glad that there are still some good people out there.
#150 to #146 - RemNinja
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Of course I don't care, I understand what I'm saying can be misinterpreted and not everyone will agree with me. But for those who get what I'm saying, I'm asking you to go out and do something nice for someone today, or tomorrow if it's late. Open the door for an old lady, tell a teenage girl or even an old woman that she looks beautiful today, help a guy carry his bags to the car, or take a homeless person out to lunch.

The world's jacked up. Let's start trying to fix it.
#156 to #150 - shibbydibby
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Yeah FunnyJunk isn't a good place to say real feelings I usually come off swearing and stuff but really i'm a pretty nice person in real life. The majority of FunnyJunk isn't very kind on the internet.
User avatar #161 to #156 - RemNinja
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The internet isn't kind in general, that's why I don't sugarcoat my opinions, no one's going to cry to they're mommy, and someone, somewhere will understand my point. Just like you have today.
#168 to #161 - shibbydibby
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Ok, good luck to you on your mission my new unexpected friend.
#175 to #168 - RemNinja
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:D God bless you and everyone you run into today, tomorrow, and for the rest of your life. I hope you have a happy life. You're a beautiful, intelligent, strong person and I love you.
#178 to #175 - shibbydibby
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Haha thank you good luck to you for the rest of your life.
#121 to #73 - anon id: 85181e48
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**** those AIDS ridden *******
User avatar #137 to #121 - RemNinja
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Well **** those stupid, fat Americans, while we're going with cultural stereotypes.
#149 to #137 - anon id: 85181e48
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iknorite? good thing i live in Denmark.
User avatar #151 to #149 - RemNinja
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Well, damn. That doesn't work, does it?
Eurofive? (I'm in Wales.)
User avatar #157 to #73 - fuckberries
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Not to be an ass hole or anything.. but why must we (as Americans) try to make their country better? They cried for independence, and when they got it those countries went to ****. They wanted to be on their own, so why don't we just let them handle their own problems?
User avatar #159 to #157 - RemNinja
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No, you definitely have a right to ask questions and get answers. (Holy ****, that sounded conceited.)
What I mean to say is, cool. But, honestly, I'm willing to bet you've made stupid mistakes in your life before and you've needed someone's help getting out of deep ****. This is the same situation, only with a lot more people and on a lot bigger scale.
User avatar #164 to #159 - fuckberries
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but then again we have nothing to do with what is wrong with Africa. Technically shouldn't it be England and those other countries that should help out them?
User avatar #166 to #164 - RemNinja
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Sorry, I'm English so I was really confused for a moment there.
We have about as much to do with it as you do. It's not really a matter of blame in the first place, or who's job it is. It should be getting done, and it's not.
User avatar #169 to #166 - fuckberries
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Bull ****. you only say its our job because we have rich people. Even though our economy is crumbling as we speak. The English let Africa have their independence and look at what happened. But hey not everything you guys controlled at one time is all screwed up now. India seems to be doing pretty well.
User avatar #172 to #169 - RemNinja
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I'm not saying it's cause you have rich people. You do, but that's not why. Everyone should be helping, instead of pointing fingers at each other and causing more confliction. You don't have to agree with me, the world's not going to explode if you don't.

Would you want your parents watching over you and keeping you on a leash throughout your entire life? No. That means letting you spread your wings and try to do something, even if it means crashing horribly and needing to get back up, and start flying again. It'd be a source of inspiration for other people.
User avatar #177 to #172 - fuckberries
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you say we can't just sit here and point fingers.. when that is exactly what you are ******* doing. stop being such a hypocrite.
#181 to #177 - RemNinja
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I'm not pointing fingers at anyone. That doesn't get anyone anywhere. It's never helped to move the human race forward. But you know what has? Shutting our mouths and helping each other out.  
  
Never doubt that a small group of people can change the world. They are, in fact, the only ones that ever have.  
  
GIF entirely unrelated.
I'm not pointing fingers at anyone. That doesn't get anyone anywhere. It's never helped to move the human race forward. But you know what has? Shutting our mouths and helping each other out.

Never doubt that a small group of people can change the world. They are, in fact, the only ones that ever have.

GIF entirely unrelated.
User avatar #186 to #73 - mrhappyslice
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Greedy producer? He was just making a ******* movie, and that's how movies are made, with a ******** of money. People spend just as much money on missions to Africa and such, just different money. Hell, and it's pretty freakin likely some of the ******* BILLIONS of dollars they made from the finished movie was sent to some greater cause. You can't just look at what's in front you mate.
User avatar #188 to #186 - RemNinja
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I understand that, but it's ridiculous how Americans cry about the debt they're in and go off and spend this ridiculous amount of money, it doesn't make much sense to me.
User avatar #190 to #188 - mrhappyslice
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They spend that money to make a ******** of more money. Seems pretty goddamn obvious to me.
User avatar #198 to #190 - RemNinja
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And then hoard it to themselves, last I chedcked.
User avatar #202 to #198 - mrhappyslice
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So they just keep the billions? And buy fancy ******* shoes then? I'm sure they don't use the money to help lesser people. You know, because us stupid Americans NEVER ******* do that!
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User avatar #101 to #89 - RemNinja
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There's very little stopping people from getting up off their lazy asses and going to a foreign country to help, or even go give food to the poor people down the street.
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User avatar #123 to #107 - RemNinja
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I'm not saying the blame is on people without money. I'm saying that people need to step the **** up and stop being lazy and wasting their money on stupid **** they don't need and make the problem even bigger. People whine and whine about how much they hate what's going on in the world and they don't lift a finger to help it. And the people thumbing me down are just trying to justify themselves because I'm willing to bet the majority of them haven't done a single thing in their lives to go out and try to feed a homeless man or help a starving person.
If the world is so ****** up, why don't we fix it?
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User avatar #147 to #144 - RemNinja
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That's pretty much what I mean.

I kind of didn't want to mention the fact that I am Christian simply because I know how Atheistic the majourity of FunnyJunk is. I'm trying to give people hope and something to believe in.
Maybe it's make-believe to you, and y'know, maybe, even if I'm wrong, I lived my life with something to believe in, so when it came time to die, I was okay with it and I wasn't clinging to my life like a coward. And I had hope in my life, and I gave it to other people, who didn't have any hope.
And maybe I'm right, and there is a God? At least I'm on his good side.
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User avatar #158 to #154 - RemNinja
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I totally get what you're saying.
I wish I could make everyone in the world have my beliefs so we could all have a LAN party in Heaven. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way. If people don't want to hear about it, they don't want to hear about it. That's the bottom line. I've never heard of anyone being saved because some lady stood on the side of the road with a sign reading "GOD HATES FAGS." (I love gay people, by the way. They're fantastic and God made them that way.)
Maybe not everyone can go to exotic places, of course not. But there are still people in a twenty mile radius of you right now that are suffering terribly, and it really is in your power to help them out in one way or another, if you have the time.
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User avatar #171 to #167 - RemNinja
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Don't feel bad!

I'm honestly a touch insane, I've asked myself a million times if had a gun pointed to my head and knew that I was going to be killed if I said I still believed in my God, I'd still probably say yes.

It doesn't mean sometimes I wonder if God hates me, I wonder why the hell he'd give me such a miserable life some times.

Then I kinda realize something. So that I would know bad things happen in the world and so that I could go out and help other people who have had **** happen to them.

You don't have to do something crazy and insane, but do something nice. You know how most people get saved?
Because some nice Christian met them and they became curious as to how this person was so nice and seemed to have such a trusting relationship with something they can't even see. That's my philosophy.
#140 to #123 - anon id: 8d7aadac
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Because you touch yourself at night.
#143 to #140 - RemNinja
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Legitimately lol'd.
Legitimately lol'd.
#128 to #101 - shibbydibby
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Ok, so what the **** have you done to help? Nothing i'm quite sure.
User avatar #130 to #128 - RemNinja
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I just returned from a month long mission trip in Haiti, among other things that are entirely unnecessary to list.
#252 - professorballsack
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2 weeks of kissing? i havent started
#19 - RandomGuard
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"The average person spends two weeks of their life kissing"
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User avatar #87 to #19 - humpaba
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have yet to spend even one second

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#244 - MonkeyLaffs
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How come everyone who isn't English speaks better English than the retards on Facebook?
User avatar #246 to #244 - gmaxx [OP]
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idk:-??
#38 - kapurass
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oh the irony
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User avatar #45 to #44 - kapurass
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same, I knew about him but never got interested