So fucking true. Yay, front page Thanks for thumbing this content up! . Realized ha walking In wrung ... Full nut tell plane, premed tn read and turn around.. If you lose sight of someone in a Grocery store, you better bet your balls that you are gonna spend the next 10 minutes walking around like an asshole looking f
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#60 - vivalemort (08/21/2011) [-]
**** that id just randomly turn around and confuse all those ******* at the cia that are following me
#184 - steezmachine (08/21/2011) [-]
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#85 - nerohero (08/21/2011) [-]
I turned around because of this.
I turned around because of this.
#150 - John Cena (08/21/2011) [-]
I don't do this, I do an unconscious Nazi turn, which means I just stop, put my leg up about waist height, spin on my heel and continue walking. To add to the effect I say 'heil hitla' to the first person I pass
#61 - peternacano (08/21/2011) [-]
i usually slow down eventually coming to a complete stop then turn my body around by doing the foot heel thing and proceed walking
i usually slow down eventually coming to a complete stop then turn my body around by doing the foot heel thing and proceed walking
#24 - mmmfriedchicken (08/21/2011) [-]
If you lose sight of someone in a Grocery store, you better bet your ******* balls that you are gonna spend the next 10 minutes walking around like an asshole looking for them.. Hate that feel.
#25 to #24 - stopsdropsand (08/21/2011) [-]
Especially if you're carrying 50 pounds of **** because they have the shopping cart.
#109 to #91 - woulf (08/21/2011) [-]
are u a cocaine?
#84 - earthlyeclipse (08/21/2011) [-]
i thought i was the only one that did this. my method is now ineffective!
i thought i was the only one that did this. my method is now ineffective!
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#127 - theakwardturtle (08/21/2011) [-]
but with a mustache
but with a mustache
#107 - Blee (08/21/2011) [-]
User avatar #125 - igotpancakemixfool (08/21/2011) [-]
dosent matter what way you walk you still look like a pedophile
User avatar #120 - randomgenericname (08/21/2011) [-]
I just turn around and not give a **** if anyone sees xD
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#49 - IncarceratedNinja (08/21/2011) [-]
i have a pee phobia where i dont like to pee next to someone so i get out of a movie theatre and i have to piss so bad. i walk into the bathroom and no one is around not even anyone in the stall. so i just unzip my pants and then someone walks in. so i panic. i dont want to look weird and just leave the urinal without peeing or doing anything so i pull out my phone and pretend someone just texted something important and i run out of the bathroom like an idiot. feels bad, man. then 5 minutes later i go into the stall like a bitch and piss. not sitting down though.
User avatar #65 to #49 - DrDoctor (08/21/2011) [-]
...so you have a little dick
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User avatar #198 - TheLegendaryAnon (08/21/2011) [-]
All of this is true, except I dont look like a pedophile
User avatar #119 - luckybastard (08/21/2011) [-]
no, I don't do that.
I turn around like a man and don't make any excuse.
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