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Celebrity quote comp

Celebrity quote comp. read the tags EDIT: thanks you guy for getting me into the top 150, i promise ill be back with more soon! EDIT: Holy ! top ten? thak you g

read the tags
EDIT: thanks you guy for getting me into the top 150, i promise ill be back with more soon!
EDIT: Holy **** ! top ten? thak you guys soo much.

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they kill men
and drown their kids in a tub.
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#9 - astisk (08/20/2011) [-]
The johnny depp one, My ex-girlfriend posted that as her facebook status a few days before i discovered she was cheating on me.
#78 to #9 - aerosol (08/20/2011) [-]
If this were an other site than funnyjunk, I wouldn't be laughing at you my friend
#37 to #9 - traviver (08/20/2011) [-]
That's horrible.

Some people are unable to think of anything but themselves and what they want...
User avatar #11 to #9 - acrylin ONLINE (08/20/2011) [-]
Feel for u bro some **** just sucks in life
#15 to #9 - joeylopezis (08/20/2011) [-]
That's worse than be being friendzoned... Which recently happened to me.
That's worse than be being friendzoned... Which recently happened to me.
+17
#88 - fancysauce **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #93 to #88 - allwayzbored (08/20/2011) [-]
Same here
#109 to #88 - anon (08/20/2011) [-]
that quote is untrue tho. trust me i've been through it.
+3
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#28 - Fiction (08/20/2011) [-]
"Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks" - Mahatma Gandhi
+8
#38 to #28 - neng **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#57 to #38 - shurikenwizard (08/20/2011) [-]
That's PETER ****** PAN, not pussy ass Robin Hood.
+10
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#96 - anon (08/20/2011) [-]
**** yeah, Stephen King.


It makes me lose faith in humanity when Stephenie Meyer comes up before Stephen King in Google.
#25 - anon (08/20/2011) [-]
" **** bitches, get money." - Malcom X
User avatar #100 to #25 - DrewMac (08/20/2011) [-]
Was that quoted from his "I have a dream" speech?
#98 - FightClub (08/20/2011) [-]
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I prefer Spiderman's pieces of literature. They touch my inner soul.
#27 - slurpherp (08/20/2011) [-]
“The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine.” – Abraham Lincoln.
#110 to #27 - anon (08/20/2011) [-]
sorry that was Ronald Mcdonald who quoted that, I believe.
+8
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#101 - LolWutStylinOnU (08/20/2011) [-]
Sorry, just had to fix it.
User avatar #80 - aerosol (08/20/2011) [-]
and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why his last name is KING.
User avatar #77 - kensislayer (08/20/2011) [-]
jhonny depp just solved the issue ive been having
User avatar #90 to #77 - dreadedfate (08/20/2011) [-]
that's true except for the part about being with two women at once
User avatar #82 to #77 - mdauch (08/20/2011) [-]
same thing here
#4 - ikilledurcat (08/19/2011) [-]
Hey OP, did you want this instead?
User avatar #5 to #4 - rancranrancran (08/20/2011) [-]
ill use it next time, but thanks :)
User avatar #97 - DerekZoolander (08/20/2011) [-]
"Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that [Harry Potter author] Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and [Twilight author] Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good."

also a Stephen King quote
#65 - MrPadre ONLINE (08/20/2011) [-]
#113 - yarolord (08/20/2011) [-]
The last one...
#102 - chinocochino (08/20/2011) [-]
Eyebrows you say?
Eyebrows you say?
#12 - kapurass (08/20/2011) [-]
**** yeah Tim Burton
User avatar #36 - Anthonymm (08/20/2011) [-]
The Mariah Carey quote isn't even true.
http://www.snopes.com/quotes/carey.asp
User avatar #103 - Mastaforga (08/20/2011) [-]
"People make up fake quotes from random people to get laughs on the internet." Guy Fawkes
#114 to #103 - loopwhole (08/20/2011) [-]
"The problem with quotes on the internet, is you never know if they are genuine or not." - Abraham Lincoln
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