Best Comeback Line. Edit: What? Number 1? Thanks so much! Edit: Holy Top 40? Thank you so much! This guy has probably the best comeback Ever.. You see this guy  win Guns Comeback
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Best Comeback Line

Best Comeback Line. Edit: What? Number 1? Thanks so much! Edit: Holy Top 40? Thank you so much! This guy has probably the best comeback Ever.. You see this guy

Edit: What? Number 1? Thanks so much!
Edit: Holy **** Top 40? Thank you so much!
This guy has probably the best comeback Ever.

You see this guy right here? His name is General
Cosgrove, and he gave one of the best comeback
lines in the history of comeback lines.
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. Botfly love
his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and
children. Regardless of how you feel abotut gun laws you love
This! This is one of The best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion
of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General
Cosgrove who was abotut to sponsor' a Boy Scout Troop visiting his
military headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you
going To teach These young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE: We' re going to teach them climbing, canoeing,
archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That' s a bit irresponsible, isn' T it?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I don' T see why, they' ll be properly supervised
on The rifle range.
FEMALE / ER: Do it you ad mit that this is a Terribly
dangerous activity to be Teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I don' T see how. We will be Teaching them
proper rifle discipline before: they even Touch a firearm.
FEMALE / : an you' re equipping them to become violent
killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma' am, you' re equipped to be a
prostitute, but you' re noyt one, are yo u?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
Give that man (another) medal!!!!
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#184 - thatcanadian **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#611 to #184 - rubenesquetony (08/20/2011) [-]
"Oh, Winston. I see you're drunk again."
"Yeah? Well you're a cunt."
User avatar #338 to #184 - mrumad (08/19/2011) [-]
another one of his quotes:

'Sir, you are drunk'
- "But in the morning I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly"
User avatar #237 to #184 - Randomage (08/19/2011) [-]
George Bernard Shaw - Have reserved two tickets for opening night. Come and bring a friend if you have one.

In which Winston replied

Winston Churchill - Impossible to come to first night. Will come to second night if you have one.
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#193 to #184 - dubdubdubstep **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#583 - DynamiteBABY (08/20/2011) [-]
Oooooold picture
#263 - Hase (08/19/2011) [-]
#2 - thehoneybadger (08/19/2011) [-]
Pathetic noob is pathetic
#637 - iwillyoumypower (08/20/2011) [-]
Reposts...  
Reposts Everywhere.
Reposts...
Reposts Everywhere.
#654 to #637 - John Cena (08/20/2011) [-]
copyseption
#656 to #654 - iwillyoumypower (08/20/2011) [-]
...that there will be a day without reposts.
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User avatar #174 to #173 - thesilveresteagle ONLINE (08/19/2011) [-]
i agree epic V V V V
User avatar #185 to #174 - jealousithinkso (08/19/2011) [-]
its kinda more like V V I / V
User avatar #473 to #185 - junaidman (08/19/2011) [-]
actually more like VV / /V
#183 to #174 - junaidman (08/19/2011) [-]
i see what you did there
#390 - theinbredkid (08/19/2011) [-]
**theinbredkid rolls 111**
User avatar #514 to #390 - darkteddy (08/19/2011) [-]
**darkteddy rolls 849**
http://www.funnyjunk.com/showcomment/27513371/#c145

Now somebody needs to roll a 333...
#392 to #390 - theinbredkid (08/19/2011) [-]
well **** me
#396 to #392 - dudelydude (08/19/2011) [-]
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**dudelydude rolls 190,830,919** I delete comments like your from my content, i can't stand random rollers. It annoys the **** out of me, sorry but its true. roll if your telling people about something, or on your profile if you want to get lucky, seriously look at your profile page you just roll and it pisses me off to no end.
User avatar #401 to #396 - BrotherDeath (08/19/2011) [-]
that video was awesome
#428 to #396 - creosote (08/19/2011) [-]
What the 			****		 is this from?
What the **** is this from?
User avatar #461 to #428 - akadizzy (08/19/2011) [-]
It's from this video on youtube called 'The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon'
User avatar #495 to #461 - creosote (08/19/2011) [-]
That was without a doubt the best 10 minutes of my life.
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User avatar #398 to #392 - BrotherDeath (08/19/2011) [-]
prepare your anus...
User avatar #393 to #392 - jajathezombie (08/19/2011) [-]
Yes. Because trips are that damn sexy.
User avatar #395 to #392 - jjllama (08/19/2011) [-]
TTTRRRIPPPSSS!!!
#275 - tmxe (08/19/2011) [-]
#603 - cannonofanon (08/20/2011) [-]
Yo man, I got some comeback in your comeback so you can comeback better.
#370 - theannoyingFJguy (08/19/2011) [-]
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#179 - xbamex (08/19/2011) [-]
damn she got worked
#41 - madbunnnny (08/19/2011) [-]
later that day...
later that day...
#13 - bitey (08/19/2011) [-]
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