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Stoner Logic

Front page, I'd like to thank my mom and dad for all their support
EDIT: for all you whiny kids out there, obviously this is an old joke. I don't know where it came from, I found it on stumbleupon. I make the artwork myself, except for the last face obviously. If that's not good enough for you and you think it's a repost, go ahead and thumb it down. Sick of responding to your messages. I never claimed to have come up with the joke myself.
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Submitted: 08/16/2011
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User avatar #397 - Hankhillgogwaaa **User deleted account** (08/17/2011) [-]
Aerogel is 99.98% air, walking on air is cooler
#390 - lithein (08/17/2011) [-]
black people steal bikes, I stole the neighbor kids bike, therefore I must be black!
User avatar #395 to #390 - ChronicTheHempHog ONLINE (08/17/2011) [-]
THAT WAS YOU!!!??? IVE BEEN LOOKIN ALL OVER FOR THAT SHIT
#392 to #390 - anonymous (08/17/2011) [-]
Don't steal shit you little bitch!
#388 - anonymous (08/17/2011) [-]
I plan to adopt a bunch of midget babies
set them free in the woods by my house
I am the tallest person they ever seen
Make then think I'm there God.

<----Pic unrelated btw.
User avatar #387 - uppercasename (08/17/2011) [-]
if you read it backwards its about jesus
#386 - kismonos (08/17/2011) [-]
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#384 - goodnamewastaken (08/17/2011) [-]
Watermelons are 92% water.

So all I have to do is step on this watermelon, and- WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!
#383 - anonymous (08/17/2011) [-]
You fail at life, look back at this time and remember how you wasted your youth.  
 O whats that? You you smoke too much weed and masturbate too much? Maybe that's why you're forever alone!
You fail at life, look back at this time and remember how you wasted your youth.
O whats that? You you smoke too much weed and masturbate too much? Maybe that's why you're forever alone!
#404 to #383 - AlecJohnson (08/17/2011) [-]
As opposed to people like you who complain about people like me?
#396 to #383 - epickiwi (08/17/2011) [-]
stfu anon
User avatar #393 to #383 - hypothalamus ONLINE (08/17/2011) [-]
Smoking does NOT make you forever alone, it does the opposite.
#382 - ReturnDarkKnight ONLINE (08/17/2011) [-]
>middle of winter, in the house
>get in car, one night
>decide to grab a smoke from pocket
>try to steer with knee as attemted to light the stick
5>hit a bump in the road
>knee fucking hurts and droped lit cigarette
>try to multitask and obtain the precious stoke while still lit and driving
>run through side rails into a ditch
>motherfucker
10>stand on side of road, signaling for help
>no cars in sight anywhere
>get picked up my a large gray neon hummer
>fuck yeah, gray hummer
>inside were bitches and janitor looking guy as driver
15>I was like sup bitches
>they're giggling
>we scream at the top of our lungs for no reason
>whatthefuckamidoing
>try to party a bit
20>try to find a confortable spot to sit in
>try to fall asleep
>get to unknown facility
>get locked up for no reason
>whatthefuckman
>I am a dog and my master died in the car accident and I was picked up by the dog catcher
User avatar #381 - greenbayallday (08/17/2011) [-]
**greenbayallday rolls 63** walk on two people. 140% jesus
User avatar #377 - RandomFlavs (08/17/2011) [-]
Lettuce is 90% water......I believe i have the ability of walking on that...
#376 - PiggyGhostNinja (08/17/2011) [-]
Pandas are fat. I'm fat. Therefore I am a panda.
Pandas are fat. I'm fat. Therefore I am a panda.
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#375 - winning has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #379 to #375 - doctorhax (08/17/2011) [-]
congratulations, you can steal the top comment
#372 - scrubsfan (08/17/2011) [-]
So only 30% of you exists.
#369 - cybernateic (08/17/2011) [-]
**cybernateic rolls 50** this is relevant to my interests
User avatar #365 - billitrance (08/17/2011) [-]
One night whilst browsing FACEBOOK PAGES alone...
#364 - redditguy (08/17/2011) [-]
**redditguy rolls 01** dubs and i love cock
#362 - anonymous (08/17/2011) [-]
#360 - seventytwovolt (08/17/2011) [-]
Fish can swim.
I can swim, therefore I am a fish.
Logic=Undeniable
User avatar #370 to #360 - inglipbewithyou (08/17/2011) [-]
Yes but fish also have gills....you do not have gills...therefore you are also not a fish
Logic=Undeniable
User avatar #391 to #370 - bowlofgrandma (08/17/2011) [-]
jesus had gills
User avatar #374 to #370 - guyfromclarksville (08/17/2011) [-]
Oh shit, son! You just denied undeniable logic!
#363 to #360 - blackdahliamurder (08/17/2011) [-]
Our logic is undeniable.
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