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United we stand!. Truth, has been spoken Cred to whoever posted it originally back how many years it was. Happy haters? Isn't 99% of the stuff here on fj repost

Truth, has been spoken
Cred to whoever posted it originally back how many years it was.
Happy haters? Isn't 99% of the stuff here on fj reposts?

Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn' t come home one night.
The next day she told her husband that she had slept our at a
friend‘ s house.
The man called his wife‘: " best friends. None of them new
about it
Friendship Between Han:
A man didn' t come home one night.
The out day he told his who that he had slept our at a friend' s
house.
The woman called her husband' s 10 best friends.
Eight of them that he had slept over. and two claimed
that he was still there.
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#1 - jedplum
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(08/16/2011) [-]
it just goes to show doesnt it. I mean, why did she keep ringing people after the first one said yes.
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#197 to #1 - theannoyingFJguy
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so true you genius
#243 to #1 - UncleTwinkleToe
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#9 to #1 - crackboots
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(08/16/2011) [-]
because woman are never satisfied.
#12 to #1 - colonelbyers
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(08/16/2011) [-]
Mine is the same way, she calls like 4
#117 - blackflags
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(08/17/2011) [-]
**blackflags rolls 99**
#118 to #117 - ffx
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(08/17/2011) [-]
**ffx rolls 64** these are **** sir...
#120 to #117 - kevinhuse
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(08/17/2011) [-]
Those dubs I can fap to...
#121 to #120 - blackflags
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#122 to #120 - blackflags
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(08/17/2011) [-]
here use this
#41 - theycallmecrazy
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(08/17/2011) [-]
Never gets old. Pound it
#49 to #41 - shunkahaxD
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(08/17/2011) [-]
I did so have a thumb
#79 to #41 - puffypuffcorn
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#89 to #79 - sourfruit
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#252 to #89 - theycallmecrazy
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#69 to #41 - wilvine **User deleted account**
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#72 to #69 - deathzor
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#253 to #72 - theycallmecrazy
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(08/17/2011) [-]
Damn fine, saved.
Damn fine, saved.
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#42 to #28 - theycallmecrazy
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(08/17/2011) [-]
Bros always help out bros. No exceptions.
#34 to #28 - hafer
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(08/17/2011) [-]
bros got eachothers back
#30 to #28 - thatdumbtroll
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(08/17/2011) [-]
Guy's back each other up whenever they get into trouble with their lady. However women do not.
Guy's back each other up whenever they get into trouble with their lady. However women do not.
#57 to #30 - dragondubobski
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(08/17/2011) [-]
right on
right on
#73 to #57 - deathzor
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(08/17/2011) [-]
party hard thread?
party hard thread?
#74 to #73 - dragondubobski
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(08/17/2011) [-]
no, dragonball thread
#80 to #74 - deathzor
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(08/17/2011) [-]
sorry  
  
does this count?
sorry

does this count?
#81 to #80 - dragondubobski
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(08/17/2011) [-]
yes :D yes it does
#85 to #81 - deathzor
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#88 to #85 - dragondubobski
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(08/17/2011) [-]
no more dragonball? ill give you some
#90 to #88 - dragondubobski
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(08/17/2011) [-]
**dragondubobski rolls 7,849**
#91 to #90 - dragondubobski
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**dragondubobski rolls 90**
damnit...
#93 to #91 - dragondubobski
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(08/17/2011) [-]
NOOOOO ROLLLLLLLSSSS
#22 - justaperson
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(08/17/2011) [-]
I just realized that the wife is so untrusting that even after the friend has "confirmed" the husband has stayed at the friends house she still goes and asks his other friends.
#44 to #22 - IceCreamGuy
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(08/17/2011) [-]
Damn, you mad me sad....
#155 - charasmaticjdub
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#39 - luth
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(08/17/2011) [-]
wait why did she keep calling after one of them said he slept over
#43 to #39 - bearhandsahhh
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(08/17/2011) [-]
lol dumb bitch
#86 to #43 - anon
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(08/17/2011) [-]
Well it actually makes sense, unless she was still suspicious after the first one she called who said he slept over.
#87 to #86 - bearhandsahhh
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(08/17/2011) [-]
I guess so, but I just wanted to comment "dumb bitch" before someone else did =D
#47 to #39 - thegamez
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(08/17/2011) [-]
women
#133 - jerrykim **User deleted account**
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#140 to #133 - anon
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(08/17/2011) [-]
don't you get it? what are you 12?
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#145 to #133 - locke
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(08/17/2011) [-]
the idea is that if a woman is missing and a husband asks her friends it becomes gossip. if a man is missing for a night and his wife asks his friends, they cover his ass and he owes them one.
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#146 to #133 - steelpanther
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#159 to #133 - fieryphoenix
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#164 to #162 - fieryphoenix
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(08/17/2011) [-]
They don't. And that's the whole joke. They're covering for him, /assuming/ the guy told his wife he was staying at the friends house. Get it?
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#254 to #168 - fieryphoenix
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(08/18/2011) [-]
But that's not the point. It has nothing to do with what the wife thinks. It's (supposed to be) funny because all the guys are are INDIVIDUALLY lying for their friend, even though NONE of them had initially conspired against the wife.
#189 to #168 - anon
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The joke is, she calls 10 of his friends to check if he's there. the 10 friends DO NOT KNOW that she is going to call his other friends too. And they're assuming their friend is at some other woman's house or something and don't want him to get in trouble. The joke doesn't have gaping holes, it's ******* hilarious, the fact that you're arguing so hard that the joke makes no sense must mean you're ******* retarded or something.  
  
WHAT DON'T YOU GET?  
  
PS: yeah I'm anon so what
The joke is, she calls 10 of his friends to check if he's there. the 10 friends DO NOT KNOW that she is going to call his other friends too. And they're assuming their friend is at some other woman's house or something and don't want him to get in trouble. The joke doesn't have gaping holes, it's ******* hilarious, the fact that you're arguing so hard that the joke makes no sense must mean you're ******* retarded or something.

WHAT DON'T YOU GET?

PS: yeah I'm anon so what
#196 to #189 - jerrykim **User deleted account**
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#200 to #196 - anon
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(08/17/2011) [-]
That's the joke moron. She knows they're lying after calling 10 of them obviously, but the 10 of them were trying to cover him, because they didnt know she would call 9 other friends. The joke is referring to the guy's mentality of having to cover their friend, not the intelligence of the woman.
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#206 to #202 - anon
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Because all 10 of them thought they were doing him a favor. Christ, it's like arguing with a 5 year old I swear.
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#141 to #133 - madjik
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(08/17/2011) [-]
You idiot.
You idiot.
#156 to #133 - ninjaspawn
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#134 to #133 - bowlofgrandma
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#152 to #135 - shemillionaire
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#151 - brutalnooodle
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#17 - alihilalk
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#26 to #17 - guyfromclarksville
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Dat Error.
#25 to #17 - tasmaniantiger
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#68 to #25 - xxwarriorxx
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(08/17/2011) [-]
then we will repost it and get twice as more then him - Funny Junk Logic