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Motivational Life 11

iii’ you' re reading this you' re beautiful)
when you listen ira? your
girlfriend/ boyfriend ''
you realize there' s no
future between you tum.
I ? Mail HIM SWISSALIS CAN BEAT dirflg,
5 IMO I kl HOW ROCK CAN HEM SCISSORS, HUI
it MAGICALLY WHIP AROUND ROCK
II ? WHY AIN' T PAPER DO WIS
in stamp. SCREW Scalie, WHY
Ill PEOPLE? WHY AREN' T SHEETS Of CHINE
tii, Bloit \wlhm PAM WM. ipbs
T, One of your relatives dies.
2) You lose your TE
B, You type a search term in
a browser and the results
show up in Bing.
I NEVER KNEW THAT
WAS A MICTURE OE HELL ANU
Dear ,
Thanks = not bleeding every month.
You' re the best.
Sincerely, a man.
when someone says
a decade ago"
You still think
of the early 90' s
already have tears In youree/ es.
its new TOME.
MY MARRIAGE.
M, AS I LIKE Til CALL IT:
MARRIAGE.’
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I HAD
LUNCH THIS AFTERNOON, NOT
MY LUNCH. I PARKED MY MI,
T GAY PARK IT.
LL\ Gem CE
THE GREATEST
PLEASURE IN LIFE
IS GOING
A guy broke into my
apartment last week.
He didn' t take the
TV, just the remote.
Now he drives by and
changes the channels.
Sick bastard.
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#66 - pizzazombie (08/14/2011) [+] (4 replies)
**pizzazombie rolls 88**
User avatar #53 - dimetrodondanya (08/13/2011) [+] (11 replies)
Dear Genitals,
Thanks for not popping up randomly in public.
Sincerely, a woman.
;p
User avatar #42 - killerliquid (08/13/2011) [+] (8 replies)
**killerliquid rolls 00** AWWW **** ******** !
#129 - jedic (08/14/2011) [-]
And when the person who picked rock tries to punch me I'll catch his fist with my open hand and bitchslap him with the other and say "Paper wins."
#7 - dafuq (08/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
@last one
@last one
#143 - saradomin (08/14/2011) [-]
**saradomin rolls 66** dedz?
User avatar #122 - eyeballfrog (08/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
The few funny things in this comp are completely ruined by the crushingly unfunny glurge that surrounds them.
#123 to #122 - eyeballfrog (08/14/2011) [-]
There's such a thing as gay lunch, too.  Ever go to a vegan restaurant?
There's such a thing as gay lunch, too. Ever go to a vegan restaurant?
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#97 - notthisagain (08/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
This is ******* deep
#199 - Assaultman (08/14/2011) [+] (2 replies)
"You're not fat, You're Just rape proof!"

I'm not sure if this is referring to the fact that fat people are unattractive, or the fact that their sexual genitalia is hidden within impenetrable rolls of fat.
#168 - BattleSheep (08/14/2011) [-]
But paper beats scissors


Your argument is invalid
User avatar #152 - MyNameIsntCrookers (08/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
the awkward moment where your rock punch is caught by your opponent's paper and they slap you with their other paper and then they look you dead in the eye and say, "THAT is how you lose to paper".
#119 - limitedsightman (08/14/2011) [-]
While not exactly intuitive, the sympolic meaning of paper covering a rock dates back to ancient Chinese culture. When a petition was made to the Emperor, the petition was signified by a rock.Upon making a decision the Emperor would have his servants place a sheaf of paper either over or under the rock. If the sheaf was placed under the rock it would signify acceptance of the petition. If the sheaf was placed on top of the rock it signified denial of the petition. Over time the symbolic image of paper covering a rock became synonomous with defeat.

Deal with it
User avatar #79 - KrissenKagamine (08/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**KrissenKagamine rolls 22**
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#182 - Drutarg (08/14/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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#1 - anonymous (08/13/2011) [+] (4 replies)
boooo you stink you dirty roody poo
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