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Motivational Life 11

iii’ you' re reading this you' re beautiful)
when you listen ira? your
girlfriend/ boyfriend ''
you realize there' s no
future between you tum.
I ? Mail HIM SWISSALIS CAN BEAT dirflg,
5 IMO I kl HOW ROCK CAN HEM SCISSORS, HUI
it MAGICALLY WHIP AROUND ROCK
II ? WHY AIN' T PAPER DO WIS
in stamp. SCREW Scalie, WHY
Ill PEOPLE? WHY AREN' T SHEETS Of CHINE
tii, Bloit \wlhm PAM WM. ipbs
T, One of your relatives dies.
2) You lose your TE
B, You type a search term in
a browser and the results
show up in Bing.
I NEVER KNEW THAT
WAS A MICTURE OE HELL ANU
Dear ,
Thanks = not bleeding every month.
You' re the best.
Sincerely, a man.
when someone says
a decade ago"
You still think
of the early 90' s
already have tears In youree/ es.
its new TOME.
MY MARRIAGE.
M, AS I LIKE Til CALL IT:
MARRIAGE.’
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I HAD
LUNCH THIS AFTERNOON, NOT
MY LUNCH. I PARKED MY MI,
T GAY PARK IT.
LL\ Gem CE
THE GREATEST
PLEASURE IN LIFE
IS GOING
A guy broke into my
apartment last week.
He didn' t take the
TV, just the remote.
Now he drives by and
changes the channels.
Sick bastard.
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#129 - jedic (08/14/2011) [-]
And when the person who picked rock tries to punch me I'll catch his fist with my open hand and bitchslap him with the other and say "Paper wins."
User avatar #159 to #146 - nicrofl ONLINE (08/14/2011) [-]
that one & the beauty & masterpiece thing are things that made me agree the most.
#7 - dafuq (08/13/2011) [-]
@last one
@last one
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#66 - pizzazombie (08/14/2011) [-]
**pizzazombie rolls 88**
User avatar #155 to #66 - ibsmiley (08/14/2011) [-]
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
User avatar #141 to #66 - quantomx (08/14/2011) [-]
**quantomx rolls 67**
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#97 - notthisagain (08/14/2011) [-]
This is ******* deep
#106 to #97 - camdat (08/14/2011) [-]
**camdat rolls 349,781,829** What if the person was just laughing so hard that he/her had tears in their eyes... then it would be reallllyyyy easy


ImJustSayin.jpg
#199 - Assaultman (08/14/2011) [-]
"You're not fat, You're Just rape proof!"

I'm not sure if this is referring to the fact that fat people are unattractive, or the fact that their sexual genitalia is hidden within impenetrable rolls of fat.
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User avatar #211 to #199 - uberninja (08/14/2011) [-]
I believe it is referring to the difficulties a potential rapist would have in an abduction scenario with a person who ways much more than average.
#168 - BattleSheep (08/14/2011) [-]
But paper beats scissors


Your argument is invalid
#143 - saradomin (08/14/2011) [-]
**saradomin rolls 66** dedz?
#119 - limitedsightman (08/14/2011) [-]
While not exactly intuitive, the sympolic meaning of paper covering a rock dates back to ancient Chinese culture. When a petition was made to the Emperor, the petition was signified by a rock.Upon making a decision the Emperor would have his servants place a sheaf of paper either over or under the rock. If the sheaf was placed under the rock it would signify acceptance of the petition. If the sheaf was placed on top of the rock it signified denial of the petition. Over time the symbolic image of paper covering a rock became synonomous with defeat.

Deal with it
User avatar #79 - KrissenKagamine (08/14/2011) [-]
**KrissenKagamine rolls 22**
User avatar #42 - killerliquid ONLINE (08/13/2011) [-]
**killerliquid rolls 00** AWWW **** ******** !
User avatar #157 to #42 - ibsmiley (08/14/2011) [-]
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
User avatar #235 to #157 - killerliquid ONLINE (08/14/2011) [-]
Lolwut?
User avatar #44 to #42 - wirelesstampon (08/13/2011) [-]
**wirelesstampon rolls 88**
User avatar #45 to #44 - killerliquid ONLINE (08/13/2011) [-]
**** yes to both of us, cheers
#49 to #45 - wirelesstampon (08/13/2011) [-]
We must celebrate our victory!
We must celebrate our victory!
User avatar #50 to #49 - killerliquid ONLINE (08/13/2011) [-]
I am on ipod so let me spam party hard PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD
#237 to #50 - ather (08/15/2011) [-]
**ather rolls 50** can i join?
User avatar #238 to #237 - killerliquid ONLINE (08/15/2011) [-]
Umm… everyone oddly abandon thread…whispers*
#182 - Drutarg (08/14/2011) [-]
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#138 to #109 - gashunk (08/14/2011) [-]
holy **** **** iv never seen that i love it
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#149 to #148 - gashunk (08/14/2011) [-]
wow really!
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#206 - Adminsbrotherinlaw (08/14/2011) [-]
they said i couldnt......
#188 - hauntzor (08/14/2011) [-]
"When someone says 'a decade ago', you still think early 90's"

This one makes me so ******* sad.
#192 to #188 - iamspecialbitch (08/14/2011) [-]
I feel ya bro
I feel ya bro
User avatar #8 - flowhill (08/13/2011) [-]
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do" Now I get rapists.
#56 - anon (08/14/2011) [-]
when someone says a decade ago I think of 9-11
#187 - Shitthatscrazy (08/14/2011) [-]
this just in we have a series of remote thefts in the area. the fact that it is super bowl week has put this crime to top priority. please stay calm while the authorities handle this matter.
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