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Crazy Things Parents Text 4. Heres # 4. Lets see if its worth it to make a 5. What do you guys think?. canny. Things Parents Texta: tam Ille): Mam I' m eatable

Heres # 4. Lets see if its worth it to make a 5. What do you guys think?

canny. Things Parents Texta: tam
Ille): Mam I' m eatable waiting,,,
Mam}: "r' ea' ye eema ta wen. Just like year
father. I need ti mere minutes,
h/ ): den' t me aomething like that
again.
Mam}: Whatdja Ida wrang?
Me}: What are yea daing?
Dad): well, I' m fallowing a minivan with the
TV in the but igwen' t stap changing
lanes,
hhe): Dada yea are texting and watching ti:
while driving???
Dad): Se have yea asked her eat?
h/ ): yeah she teld me she thaoght tof me
a heather...
Dad): Daeh! it erald be weree... she erald
have said "but I were gay"
h/ ): True, that is a geed way ta leak at it.
Dad): Dne them is lying,,,
Dad): Superglue er Pan, here
goes naming!
Mam}: Did it hurt when yea fell frem the
where tree and banged every guy an the
way dawn?
Ille): I' m Hongry!
Dad): tell year mather.
Me}: Shea net in the Kitchen
Ille): Dad, ene wants ta be my friend at
heheeh! They are all w mean,. what ahould I
Dad): Venture ferth my aw. inte the werld...
Ille): The Ward?
Dad): CF
Ille): My girlfriend says he
Mam}: I aay ahe' a a where.
Me}: I' m aorry she said HI!!! LOL
Mam}: I say ahe' a still a where.
hhe): Iwant a gaytart likes me far my
brains, net my .
Dad): Shanda like yea need ta find yourself
Dad): Please be aware that the walls in this
hotel are thin, and yes, lean hear yea.
Dad): Nae year mam says she geeked
year girl friend a seperate ream fer a readen.
Dad): cm and FYI ahe' a faking it
Dad): Iwish Protips weild stay in when I
fart.
Dad): I' m tired tof having ta buy new
underwear.
Dad): Have yea ever wandered dfylar
dollar bills have been in a strippers panties?
Dad): When texting "my shirt smells like
yea..." be sure ta spell "shirt" earnestly.
Me}: I need help caming up with the alagna
forthe eraan reentry team.
Mam}: Haw aleart "Training forthe zambie
Ille): Perfect,
Mam}: Did yea knew that a giraffe' s kick
Mam}: lam new that giraffee are
the animanga tof Chuck Merrie.
Me}: MDM! Yea have get ta sttop this harry
Dad): GET TC) DA CHC) PPA
Dad): I' m waiting fer yea eatable. Harry I
have get ta weal
Dad): Just saw a eileen get {need an by
anither Aegean. Justice,
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#12 - banqual (08/12/2011) [-]
Whatever you ******* do, DONT STOP MAKING THESE!!!@!#@$%#%$^#$^&$%#$@%$#@%$^$%#^%$^
#244 - thexend (08/13/2011) [-]
I've always wanted to be there when this happened.
#24 - tiitsmcgeee (08/13/2011) [-]
why arent my parents this awesome? :(
why arent my parents this awesome? :(
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User avatar #26 to #25 - tiitsmcgeee (08/13/2011) [-]
LOL so true! thumb for you
#251 - johananas (08/13/2011) [-]
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User avatar #259 to #251 - JustSomeEmoKid (08/13/2011) [-]
sauce?
#345 to #259 - anon (08/14/2011) [-]
Source of information? ;-; Sauce? Please?... please?
+21
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User avatar #248 to #246 - nooneofinterest (08/13/2011) [-]
you did i saw it too
User avatar #253 to #246 - LookinHereWhy (08/13/2011) [-]
*stare
#247 to #246 - resume (08/13/2011) [-]
is this what you're looking for?
#242 - sliptrick (08/13/2011) [-]
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#210 - firesky (08/13/2011) [-]
<== Best one
User avatar #217 to #210 - nuketowns (08/13/2011) [-]
From what FJ has taught me, women are supposed to be in the kitchen
#212 to #210 - kentii (08/13/2011) [-]
Totally agree:)!
#223 to #219 - bustabrown (08/13/2011) [-]
After all those LOL's He's dead.
#18 - izzygirl (08/13/2011) [-]
I MUST know what happened with the super glue and non-stick pan!
I MUST know what happened with the super glue and non-stick pan!
#220 to #18 - crayoladildo (08/13/2011) [-]
Somebody tell me!
#228 - trilogical (08/13/2011) [-]
That, 'mother ain't in the kitchen' one got me
#183 - BrotherBaner (08/13/2011) [-]
my shift smells like u. like the key?
User avatar #185 to #183 - floobooo (08/13/2011) [-]
take out the r oh and by the way i laughed thumbs fo you
#7 - mafleto (08/12/2011) [-]
best Dad ever
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#226 - kingkittan (08/13/2011) [-]
This is a crazy dream my uncle once had, in quote.

So I stopped by a brothel to get laid, and then I asked how much for an hour? Bitch said 2 euros and I was ******* happy. So I got this bitch in a car and then it turns out she's a ******* mermaid. At this point I figured: " **** this **** , I can't **** a mermaid". So I went back to see if I could get another ho, but it turned out all there was left was, I **** you not, AN ACORN. I CAN'T **** AN ACORN.

So I decided I could settle with a blowjob, so I hopped back in the car. But then **** got sensual, and we started kissing, and there was a spark. WE FELL IN LOVE.

AND THAT IS THE STORY OF HOW I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MERMAID PROSTITUTE, THE END.
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#231 to #226 - anon (08/13/2011) [-]
#134 - oldschoolxbeast (08/13/2011) [-]
made me lol
#5 - anocheeanochee (08/12/2011) [-]
Mom's not in the kitchen.  
  
She's WHAT!?!?  
  
I lol'd so 			*******		 hard.
Mom's not in the kitchen.

She's WHAT!?!?

I lol'd so ******* hard.
#211 - endlessspaghetti (08/13/2011) [-]
Someone who read this is now going to sniff every dollar bill they can find.
Someone who read this is now going to sniff every dollar bill they can find.
User avatar #224 to #211 - andimac (08/13/2011) [-]
Some body already did... (not me, i'm english.)
#29 - anon (08/13/2011) [-]
I usually call my parents back when they text me, because I ******* hate texting.

I don't need no leash.
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