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Crazy Things Parents Text 4. Heres # 4. Lets see if its worth it to make a 5. What do you guys think?. canny. Things Parents Texta: tam Ille): Mam I' m eatable

Heres # 4. Lets see if its worth it to make a 5. What do you guys think?

canny. Things Parents Texta: tam
Ille): Mam I' m eatable waiting,,,
Mam}: "r' ea' ye eema ta wen. Just like year
father. I need ti mere minutes,
h/ ): den' t me aomething like that
again.
Mam}: Whatdja Ida wrang?
Me}: What are yea daing?
Dad): well, I' m fallowing a minivan with the
TV in the but igwen' t stap changing
lanes,
hhe): Dada yea are texting and watching ti:
while driving???
Dad): Se have yea asked her eat?
h/ ): yeah she teld me she thaoght tof me
a heather...
Dad): Daeh! it erald be weree... she erald
have said "but I were gay"
h/ ): True, that is a geed way ta leak at it.
Dad): Dne them is lying,,,
Dad): Superglue er Pan, here
goes naming!
Mam}: Did it hurt when yea fell frem the
where tree and banged every guy an the
way dawn?
Ille): I' m Hongry!
Dad): tell year mather.
Me}: Shea net in the Kitchen
Ille): Dad, ene wants ta be my friend at
heheeh! They are all w mean,. what ahould I
Dad): Venture ferth my aw. inte the werld...
Ille): The Ward?
Dad): CF
Ille): My girlfriend says he
Mam}: I aay ahe' a a where.
Me}: I' m aorry she said HI!!! LOL
Mam}: I say ahe' a still a where.
hhe): Iwant a gaytart likes me far my
brains, net my .
Dad): Shanda like yea need ta find yourself
Dad): Please be aware that the walls in this
hotel are thin, and yes, lean hear yea.
Dad): Nae year mam says she geeked
year girl friend a seperate ream fer a readen.
Dad): cm and FYI ahe' a faking it
Dad): Iwish Protips weild stay in when I
fart.
Dad): I' m tired tof having ta buy new
underwear.
Dad): Have yea ever wandered dfylar
dollar bills have been in a strippers panties?
Dad): When texting "my shirt smells like
yea..." be sure ta spell "shirt" earnestly.
Me}: I need help caming up with the alagna
forthe eraan reentry team.
Mam}: Haw aleart "Training forthe zambie
Ille): Perfect,
Mam}: Did yea knew that a giraffe' s kick
Mam}: lam new that giraffee are
the animanga tof Chuck Merrie.
Me}: MDM! Yea have get ta sttop this harry
Dad): GET TC) DA CHC) PPA
Dad): I' m waiting fer yea eatable. Harry I
have get ta weal
Dad): Just saw a eileen get {need an by
anither Aegean. Justice,
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#7 - mafleto
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best Dad ever
#21 to #7 - scouterjial
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#17 to #7 - kapurass
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#12 - banqual
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Whatever you ******* do, DONT STOP MAKING THESE!!!@!#@$%#%$^#$^&$%#$@%$#@%$^$%#^%$^
#83 to #12 - TheAngryMuffin
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#240 - sixminutslayter
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#24 - tiitsmcgeee
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why arent my parents this awesome? :(
why arent my parents this awesome? :(
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User avatar #26 to #25 - tiitsmcgeee
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LOL so true! thumb for you
#210 - firesky
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<== Best one
User avatar #217 to #210 - nuketowns
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From what FJ has taught me, women are supposed to be in the kitchen
#212 to #210 - kentii
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Totally agree:)!
#219 to #210 - TinManAndAnonLove
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#223 to #219 - bustabrown
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After all those LOL's He's dead.
#242 - sliptrick
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User avatar #248 to #246 - nooneofinterest
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you did i saw it too
User avatar #253 to #246 - LookinHereWhy
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*stare
#250 to #246 - goochmongler
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#247 to #246 - resume
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is this what you're looking for?
#244 - thexend
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I've always wanted to be there when this happened.
#2 - battoman
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#183 - BrotherBaner
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my shift smells like u. like the key?
User avatar #185 to #183 - floobooo
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take out the r oh and by the way i laughed thumbs fo you