Crazy Things Parents Text 4. Heres # 4. Lets see if its worth it to make a 5. What do you guys think?. canny. Things Parents Texta: tam Ille): Mam I' m eatable
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Crazy Things Parents Text 4

Heres # 4. Lets see if its worth it to make a 5. What do you guys think?

canny. Things Parents Texta: tam
Ille): Mam I' m eatable waiting,,,
Mam}: "r' ea' ye eema ta wen. Just like year
father. I need ti mere minutes,
h/ ): den' t me aomething like that
again.
Mam}: Whatdja Ida wrang?
Me}: What are yea daing?
Dad): well, I' m fallowing a minivan with the
TV in the but igwen' t stap changing
lanes,
hhe): Dada yea are texting and watching ti:
while driving???
Dad): Se have yea asked her eat?
h/ ): yeah she teld me she thaoght tof me
a heather...
Dad): Daeh! it erald be weree... she erald
have said "but I were gay"
h/ ): True, that is a geed way ta leak at it.
Dad): Dne them is lying,,,
Dad): Superglue er Pan, here
goes naming!
Mam}: Did it hurt when yea fell frem the
where tree and banged every guy an the
way dawn?
Ille): I' m Hongry!
Dad): tell year mather.
Me}: Shea net in the Kitchen
Ille): Dad, ene wants ta be my friend at
heheeh! They are all w mean,. what ahould I
Dad): Venture ferth my aw. inte the werld...
Ille): The Ward?
Dad): CF
Ille): My girlfriend says he
Mam}: I aay ahe' a a where.
Me}: I' m aorry she said HI!!! LOL
Mam}: I say ahe' a still a where.
hhe): Iwant a gaytart likes me far my
brains, net my .
Dad): Shanda like yea need ta find yourself
Dad): Please be aware that the walls in this
hotel are thin, and yes, lean hear yea.
Dad): Nae year mam says she geeked
year girl friend a seperate ream fer a readen.
Dad): cm and FYI ahe' a faking it
Dad): Iwish Protips weild stay in when I
fart.
Dad): I' m tired tof having ta buy new
underwear.
Dad): Have yea ever wandered dfylar
dollar bills have been in a strippers panties?
Dad): When texting "my shirt smells like
yea..." be sure ta spell "shirt" earnestly.
Me}: I need help caming up with the alagna
forthe eraan reentry team.
Mam}: Haw aleart "Training forthe zambie
Ille): Perfect,
Mam}: Did yea knew that a giraffe' s kick
Mam}: lam new that giraffee are
the animanga tof Chuck Merrie.
Me}: MDM! Yea have get ta sttop this harry
Dad): GET TC) DA CHC) PPA
Dad): I' m waiting fer yea eatable. Harry I
have get ta weal
Dad): Just saw a eileen get {need an by
anither Aegean. Justice,
...
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#7 - mafleto (08/12/2011) [+] (3 replies)
best Dad ever
#12 - banqual (08/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Whatever you ******* do, DONT STOP MAKING THESE!!!@!#@$%#%$^#$^&$%#$@%$#@%$^$%#^%$^
#24 - tiitsmcgeee (08/13/2011) [+] (2 replies)
why arent my parents this awesome? :(
why arent my parents this awesome? :(
+48
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#210 - firesky (08/13/2011) [+] (4 replies)
<== Best one
#242 - sliptrick (08/13/2011) [-]
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#247 to #246 - resume (08/13/2011) [-]
is this what you're looking for?
#244 - thexend (08/13/2011) [-]
I've always wanted to be there when this happened.
#183 - BrotherBaner (08/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
my shift smells like u. like the key?
#5 - anocheeanochee (08/12/2011) [-]
Mom's not in the kitchen.  
  
She's WHAT!?!?  
  
I lol'd so 						*******					 hard.
Mom's not in the kitchen.

She's WHAT!?!?

I lol'd so ******* hard.
#251 - johananas (08/13/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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#226 - kingkittan (08/13/2011) [+] (4 replies)
This is a crazy dream my uncle once had, in quote.

So I stopped by a brothel to get laid, and then I asked how much for an hour? Bitch said 2 euros and I was ******* happy. So I got this bitch in a car and then it turns out she's a ******* mermaid. At this point I figured: " **** this **** , I can't **** a mermaid". So I went back to see if I could get another ho, but it turned out all there was left was, I **** you not, AN ACORN. I CAN'T **** AN ACORN.

So I decided I could settle with a blowjob, so I hopped back in the car. But then **** got sensual, and we started kissing, and there was a spark. WE FELL IN LOVE.

AND THAT IS THE STORY OF HOW I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MERMAID PROSTITUTE, THE END.
#197 - kotozashi (08/13/2011) [-]
lmao you sir are awesome! it's rare to find so much content in one thread that'll make you lol
#211 - endlessspaghetti (08/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Someone who read this is now going to sniff every dollar bill they can find.
Someone who read this is now going to sniff every dollar bill they can find.
#127 - oshkoshbigosh (08/13/2011) [-]
Does anyone have that batman/justice gif?
#18 - izzygirl (08/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I MUST know what happened with the super glue and non-stick pan!
I MUST know what happened with the super glue and non-stick pan!
#141 - bambambaby (08/13/2011) [+] (3 replies)
the one that made me laugh was   
&quot;im hungry.&quot;  
&quot;tell your mom.&quot;  
&quot;shes not in the kitchen.&quot;  
&quot;Shes WHAT?!&quot;
the one that made me laugh was
"im hungry."
"tell your mom."
"shes not in the kitchen."
"Shes WHAT?!"
#228 - trilogical (08/13/2011) [-]
That, 'mother ain't in the kitchen' one got me
#199 - neednomnoms (08/13/2011) [+] (4 replies)
**neednomnoms rolls 37** add em up to 9
#202 to #199 - gangsterific (08/13/2011) [-]
**gangsterific rolls 45**
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