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#1 SPOT!!!! you guys are great, thanks for all the thumbs

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ehwhat heartened?
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For gonna be honest. Its really embarassing so I
probably shouldn' t saying much.,
is hours ago , Like
Probably hate mines against Asians
ti hours ago ' Like
N give you a hint, it has to do with what appeared to
be a really sad looking ghi that I saw while tinting and a really big
misunderstanding that happened because of a really drink oomph he
literally Impossible to be a nice person in Lit.
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so. you should know that I may not appear to be
completely Innocent on tns one and there is some e: -attaining to do,
What happened was that there was this poor looking girl walking
down the street realty late at night. than been working late working
on some presentations and when Isaw this girl walking down the
street she looked realty sad and Iwas concerned that it was so late
and I just wanted to make sure she was okay. so tended up pulling
oust Just to say
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whats up and to check on her and see r I could help.
well rather than ans. -raring me in she just walks up and
gets trite the car. New at the time, this didn' t really seem weird to me
since the way I pictured this whole thing going down was Iwas his
going to be a good Samaritan and take her home like a good bot
would do for a stranded girl.
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l,' .' s not the Heartland. rm in suspense at
what happened next.
3 hours ago , Like
Actually, it might not he a bad idea to start off by
l telling the judge you just moved there front . That will likely
help your was tremendously right off the hat.
2 hours ago , Like
5 oh bails. if that' s how you explain yourself in
court. then I think you might be spending a few nights drawn‘ the
soap.
g hours ago ' Like
so NEVER in my wildest dreams did twink that a
prostitute was in my car and beyond that, I didntt think
she was a cop.
3 hours ago ' Like
again. gonna be really straightforward... on irt
should tell the rest because it gets super embarrassing and rm not
sure neg would really want me broadcasting this to the whole
world
3 hours ago I Like
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I haha well. you might as well finish the story r you' re gonna
start it...
it hours ago ' Like
III let a few more details out then but you guys CANT
make fun of me, I totally was trying to be a good person.
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fail boo '
so. you brow how Isaid she had a really thick
accent? so I say hello and ask her whats going on and what shes
doing out so late at night. she just replies with ‘nothing. just looking
for a party.” So I ask her f she knows where the party
for is at because N he happy to take her there so she doesn' t have
to walk any more, She then told me that the party is anywhere and
asked on El wanted what to he a 'F' ."' Again, for the
relased, she had a VERY thick accent.
3 hours ago . Uke
Danger. will Robinson!
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rm down For
110 HEW percent of the time. They are so delicious
and I love pining chips in the middle and grilling them up. Well
actually I put the chips in after I grill them so they' re nice and crispy.
3 hours ago . Like
never one to my no to a "FRY' I was like
Hell yes‘ m my defense. Ihad worked late, hadn' t had dinner. and
was Just offered my FAVORITE EDD EVER, m retrospect should I
have wondered why she dost tell me when her party was? Yes,
Should I have thought twice about out where were going to
get a PM from when for sitting in a ave late at night with a complete
stranger? YES. But what happens next is almost too embarrassing to
tell. obviously thadin done omitting criminal at this point and maybe
your imagination can take it horn here but yeah,
It hours ago ' Like
who that' s my brother!!!
Hope your sandwich was good Lucian hahaha
it hours ago ' Like
sorry no not making fun ,
you thought it was a sandwich!
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rm gonna be honest, I almost not type this but here
goes.
3 hours ago . the
E run through some quirk and figure that
if this girl has some secret PM plan that it probably want take that
long or cost that much and I can prolixity get her home it
being too much of at haste but while For she tells me it will
for it no matter how good ft ls and right now really
getting skeptical that she' s of sound mind.
3 hours ago - Like
so around this time for like wait. this is Lit. what it
she knows of some incredible place that has fantastic food W at
least like to hear the story of a FBI. Being COMPLETELY sceptic's!
of the so but wanting to play along because she was
being so nice and flirtation's said ‘Where can we go at this time of
night for something like that?"
3 hours ago ' Like . at I person
when and thaw how may that sounds knowing the
contest of this thread hut you have to understand how completely
logical it was for me to ask that question at that time. mum she
giggles a bit and looks at me and says something like ‘well we can
go to my place and do it there." In my head no like, wail.. A house
or apartment or something? so new For trying to back track in my
head and figure out where my logic went wrong hut as For
scrambling to figure this out I also am trying to sort out how a
sandwich can cost so math money so I say... HI] MAKING FUN OF
ME, Tatl dollars seems like a lot, I could see at the HUB’ hut
rm used to paying like p... What makes it so medal thast its wrath
3 hours ago . the - an I person
She' s hurt by that won I am tell but I have no
idea why. She Eye, "taak my place is around the corner, I can take
care of you for slit." so all of a sudden we' re in the price range I
was thinging for a samwhich, its a be on the high end sure but;
AGAIN. its late and Pro hungry. I' m thinking new that she' s nut
needing a ride home but that she was probably till her way more
and is maybe a lithe he poorer and is trying to be entrepreneur's and
provide a service to someone who is looking to consume, so the new
pan ls the really bad part.
it hours ago , Like
so you know haw all of this built up... Ithought this
girl was trying to be short with what she had and turn a small profit
off of a service that loath wanted which more no problem with.
so tsay, are is fine but it literally better be the best one of my life.‘
she pnts' it will give me the Slt) first." And while
that did make me feel uncomfortable since I wasn' t in a place of
basin I from took out a : bill and gave it to here. Verdi in
SECONDS there were cops everywhere and I was in cuffs totally
confused " all get out,
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stupid!
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User avatar #7 - sexybarracuda (08/12/2011) [+] (3 replies)
This right here is why I like funnyjunk. That was ******* hilarious man!!
#60 - anon (08/12/2011) [+] (11 replies)
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User avatar #409 - bsheehan (08/12/2011) [+] (5 replies)
**bsheehan rolls 366** add them up = 15
#88 - FUNNYJUNKK (08/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Worth.. the 						*******					 read...
Worth.. the ******* read...
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#465 - stalkerbob (08/12/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**stalkerbob rolls 88** DUBZ
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#188 - girguy (08/12/2011) [-]
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I did not see than coming.

Pure genius.
#255 - anon (08/12/2011) [-]
I READ ALL THAT FOR A SONG???
I READ ALL THAT FOR A SONG???
#65 - chainsawmonkey (08/12/2011) [-]
This man is so ******* epic i can't even describe how epic he is...
#293 - mazlum (08/12/2011) [-]
i cant belive i read everthing BUT IT WAS ******* WORTH IT!
#193 - servantd (08/12/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Fgdsfds!! That made my day
Fgdsfds!! That made my day
#1019 - bitchpleas (08/13/2011) [-]
My face when i started reading, and my face when i read the second word of each post and realized what just happened
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#806 - pottybigdump (08/12/2011) [-]
i spent like 20 minutes reading this.... just to get rick rolled.
#354 - lorddimples (08/12/2011) [-]
if i ever meet this man, i request the HIGHEST OF FIVES
if i ever meet this man, i request the HIGHEST OF FIVES
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