Crazy Things Parents Text 3. Here's #3 as promised. This one is longer than the others. Hope you all enjoy!!! Edit: #4 added, /funny_pictures/2478884/Crazy+Thin Crazy things Parents text ponies Pokemon FJ
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Crazy Things Parents Text 3

Crazy Things Parents Text 3. Here's #3 as promised. This one is longer than the others. Hope you all enjoy!!! Edit: #4 added, /funny_pictures/2478884/Crazy+Thin

Here's #3 as promised. This one is longer than the others. Hope you all enjoy!!!
Edit: #4 added, /funny_pictures/2478884/Crazy+Things+Parents+Text+4/

canny Things Parents Texta: tam
Dad): happen if I
walked threath Sea Werid with a fishing
pale,
Mem}: I premise natte make yea a prisoner
sf azkaban slitherin my bed and put
year wand in my chamber sf secrets, i)
Mem}: serry sweeties Meanswer dad!
Me}: mem. I even need tell yea hew
terrible yea are at seating?
Dad): Yea there?
Ille): Yes, hey dad
Dad): Step answering! I have samething
sexy say ts year Mather and I san' t say it
keep answering!
Me}: Well, Step testing me and text mem...
Dad): Hey sweety, Flaw is year day gaing?
Me}: amm alright. dst been in the library all
Dad): Just drink smart water and eat nerds
sandies the night befire a test instead sf
studying,
Dad): My dreams were shattered years age.
Me}: Flaw many years age’?
Dad): Hew eid are Yau'?
Me}: We san' t be related. I bet I' m really net
years and yea me when Iwas
a baby,
Mem}: Kidnap is sash a streng ward, I
prefer surprise adaption...
Ille): Creme en DAD!! I! Let' s hang eat 3
Dad): Iden' t have ts hang outwith yea... I
den' t e'en like yea.
Me}: I have desided Iwant sausages fer my
birthday instead sf a big sake
Mem}: Sen I have seme the
that cupcakes are just gay muffins,,, are yea
trying ts tell me soomething?
Dad): Iwill get en and play Black Dpe with
yea... and I premise I' ll betterthan
last time.
Ille): Well, I hape yea deliver en the premise
Dad): Just sail me the mailman
hhe): why' sthat'?
Dad): because I always deliver, just ask
year mem.
Me}: Yea den' t like mem' s either?
Dad): ******** hate they leek like
the incredible hacks pubes
Me}: Se yea knew whe my real parents
are?
Dad): Seme tee religious fer
an aberdeen but net religious enaugh ta keep
her legs chattily after marriage
Dad): What are yea daing taday'?
Me}: I have renew my drivers Immense.
Dad): Let' s gs grab seme beers first! If
yea' re drunk in the picture and yea get
pulled everwer DUI, the seps will ********** s
just hew yea always leek.
Mem}: whatdja Henry say when yea deid
him that he need return year mews back
asap?
Mem}: Well yea tell him that year mem deid
yea ts never put small things in year meath.
Me}: Snapple Fast: Cranberries are started
fer ripeness by bdancing them.
DAD): Same fer beebs.
Dad): Den' t listen ts your mem. the way
a man' s heart is NOT threath his stomach...
That' s abeit " inches tee high,
Dad): Well sweetie yea are 32 and havent
had a boyfriend fer years.
DAD): sees? FDR MAKING YOU YELL
LIF) HEDDI
Dad): If I in any way shape er
farm, please sentace me at
sem
IVE): I' m bringing sexy bask (;
Dad): I' m quite sure meurthe reasen sexy
left.
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#2 - theswitch (08/12/2011) [-]
Awesome comp.
#7 - oshkoshbigosh (08/12/2011) [-]
I shat my pants.
User avatar #12 to #7 - Pinny (08/12/2011) [-]
i'm quite sure your the reason sexy left


quite sure your the reason sexy


sure your the reason


your the


your



YOUR
#37 to #12 - kawagaze (08/12/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
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#59 - ighandi **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+17
#78 to #53 - threadweaver **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#31 - cleverguy (08/12/2011) [-]
These are stolen and unoriginal.
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#33 to #31 - Bullprick Comment deleted by Bullprick [-]
#41 to #31 - Mynd (08/12/2011) [-]
<-- Also
#16 - schmackadoodle **User deleted account** (08/12/2011) [-]
What has been seen

cannot be unseen
#3 - yournewdad (08/12/2011) [-]
******* BRILLIANT!
#73 - Rascal (08/12/2011) [-]
WIN
#79 to #73 - Rascal (08/12/2011) [-]
Brilliant!!!
#82 to #73 - Afrew (08/12/2011) [-]
This isn't from Family Guy or a bunch of other shows at all.
#35 to #15 - MidgetInABikini (08/12/2011) [-]
"NO U GO BACK TO ROOM FOR STUDY
I HANG OUT WHEN U DOCTOR"
+4
#23 to #15 - MrHat **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#38 to #23 - ijustwannnavote (08/12/2011) [-]
that's right, no cell phones in prison
#45 - franticorb (08/12/2011) [-]
Bloody Brilliant.
#64 to #45 - thatguyniall (08/12/2011) [-]
Yeah it was also on family guy
Yeah it was also on family guy
User avatar #65 to #45 - pendrin (08/12/2011) [-]
THAT WAS SO AWESOME when I saw it on family guy.
#20 - Rascal (08/12/2011) [-]
-6
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#47 to #21 - yoper (08/12/2011) [-]
Why the red thumbs? You can even see my name in the left bottom corner.
Why the red thumbs? You can even see my name in the left bottom corner.
+12
#56 - PathofPain **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #75 to #56 - nooneofinterest (08/12/2011) [-]
dont care made me smile
#90 - SimpleSimpleton (08/12/2011) [-]
very funny guys.
+5
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User avatar #26 - yojo (08/12/2011) [-]
User avatar #27 to #26 - Bullprick (08/12/2011) [-]
I completely agree!
#29 to #28 - Tsquared ONLINE (08/12/2011) [-]
+5
#54 to #28 - awwwyeah **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #68 to #54 - smokinrider (08/12/2011) [-]
...I was eating chicken tenders.... they were oh so delicious. Until now.
+1
#81 to #68 - awwwyeah **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+5
#52 to #28 - ftwunicorn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #40 to #28 - princeofdarkness (08/12/2011) [-]
WWWHHHHYYY
+4
#71 to #28 - dildowsourbrow **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+3
#67 to #28 - itsmylesnotmiles **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #36 to #28 - jothz (08/12/2011) [-]
My eyes, They are bleeding purple!
#42 to #36 - omfgchickens (08/12/2011) [-]
om my god i think im going to be sick
+2
#60 to #28 - Dontfuckingcry **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#84 to #28 - Afrew (08/12/2011) [-]
Tell me what it is please. I don't want to click on it.
+1
#85 to #84 - orinthopter has deleted their comment [-]
#86 to #85 - Afrew (08/12/2011) [-]
But what KIND of balls? Everybody's making a huge deal about it.
+1
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#91 to #88 - Afrew (08/12/2011) [-]
lol kthxbai
User avatar #62 - Marker (08/12/2011) [-]
The dreams one - Fairly Odd Parents
The DUI one - Family Guy
#94 - howaboutokay (08/12/2011) [-]
i thumbed it for the hulk pup one i laughed so hard XD
User avatar #95 to #94 - howaboutokay (08/12/2011) [-]
pube* o.o
#87 - FightClub (08/12/2011) [-]
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WHY MUST YOU MAKE A POST ALL ABOUT PARENTS
User avatar #13 - RedPurpleRain (08/12/2011) [-]
Does anyone else have way better grammar than their parents? I correct my parents' grammar a lot.



Sorry, this comp just reminded me of that.
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