Parenting class at the park goes well. yup. My 3 year old son and I were in the park today, playing with our new sand toys. Suddenly a kid we don' t know conies
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Parenting class at the park goes well

My 3 year old son and I were in
the park today, playing with our
new sand toys.
Suddenly a kid we don' t know
conies over, gathers up all our
toys, and walks away.
He' s a small guy, young,
with his head buried in
his phone.
The only other adult in the park
is on a bench nearby, so I
decide to walk over.
Excuse me, is
that stotle" "(parkay. If hey is
He ignores me. your son, I 'm
letting you know
I' m going to
talk to him. He
just took all my
son' s toys and
walked off."
What' s the big
dual? HI' l not:
gonna klip ‘In
forevar."
En. Ear. Hot.
Gonna. Keep.
Thin. Forever.
Why? What' s the
big deal'? I' m not
Dude, gimma my gonna kesey it
forever."
Your phone a for
my eon' e toys. Like a metaphor.
Your boy took my son' s stuff
and you eay it' s not a big
deal; I take your stuff and eay
it' e not a big deal. See?"
Go get: your boy, give my son
his toys hack, and have your
boy apologize for taking
things that are not his.
And then I' ll give you your
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#249 - vaginalcarnage (08/11/2011) [-]
>Be 16.
>14 year old douchebag takes your skateboard.
>14 year old forgot he was riding his bike before this.
>Take the 14 year olds expensive custom bike.
>Sell it for $450.
>Buy a new skateboard, AND an Xbox 360.
#266 to #249 - shenro (08/11/2011) [-]
you sir are awesome
#387 - altoids (08/11/2011) [-]
threaten guy




wasn't his son
User avatar #390 to #387 - vicedets (08/11/2011) [-]
Thank FSM I'm not the only person who thought that.
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#217 - yellowseed (08/11/2011) [-]
>Be at park
>Swinging like a boss
>I'm going pretty high and fast
>Little toddler walks across my swinging path
>Stuck way in the air... it is imminent.
>Punt the poor dude with my tuck knees way the **** over
>Get up asking if he is okay, he's crying.
>Mom comes up, looks at me like I am a monster and leaves.
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#196 - aBlindMoron (08/11/2011) [-]
>be 15
>in supermarket
>cruising down the aisles in the shoppin cart like a boss
>reach the end of the aisle still going pretty fast
> ******* toddler out of nowhere
>lil bastard runs in front of the cart
>Stop inches from squashing the little ****
>enter toddler's fat ugly cow of a mother
>"BLARGHWARGHLE YOU ALMOST HIT MY BABY WARGHLEJGLEN"
>look her right in the eye
>"Shut the **** up, bitch. Learn to control your kid."
>Snorlax stares at me wordlessly with shock and hate
>Sped right the **** out of there
>mfw
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#281 to #196 - anon (08/11/2011) [-]
Toddler's are allowed to walk around ******* . As a matter of fact, anyone could have appeared in front of you. What the **** are you doing riding carts at 15 years old, anyway? If that was me, or my kid you almost hit, I would have been furious. You're at fault, moron. Get that through your ******* head.
User avatar #423 to #281 - funbuttjuice (08/11/2011) [-]
you shall be a terrible parent
User avatar #795 to #423 - derphat (08/11/2011) [-]
nobody is going to let an anonymous breed
#474 to #196 - ironme (08/11/2011) [-]
>At neighbors house on their swingset
>Wild neighbors toddler daughter appears
>I'm swinging superhigh
>No time to skid to a stop
>Girl gets in front of me
>I kick her in the chest and she falls over
>Wild She-Man of a mother appears
>She spots me and waddles back inside
>Brings outhermeat-head husband
>They yell at me
>I cry like a little puss and run away
>Never allowed back again and forever hated by the family
User avatar #199 to #196 - wizardman (08/11/2011) [-]
when you said cruising down the aisle my brain read it as cruising down the street in my 64
#211 to #199 - shibbydibby (08/11/2011) [-]
Jockin the bitches slappin the hoes?
User avatar #224 to #211 - airmax (08/11/2011) [-]
Went to the park to get the scoop?
User avatar #293 to #224 - sgseight (08/11/2011) [-]
Knuckleheads out the shooting some **** (how do I write that crap?)
User avatar #445 to #293 - ZetzueRyuho (08/11/2011) [-]
knuckleheads out there cold shooting some hoops.
User avatar #515 to #445 - biggilton (08/11/2011) [-]
Making some trouble in my neighborhood. Got in one little fight, and my mom got scared. Said you're living with auntie and uncle in bel-air.
User avatar #462 to #445 - wizardman (08/11/2011) [-]
A Car Pulls Up, Who Can It Be?
#487 to #462 - dafenceboyz (08/11/2011) [-]
A fresh El Camino rollin'Kilo G
User avatar #582 to #487 - trollandroll (08/11/2011) [-]
he roll down his window and he started to say, " Its all about makin that GTA
User avatar #825 to #582 - wizardman (08/11/2011) [-]
cuz the boys in the hood are always
User avatar #826 to #825 - trollandroll (08/11/2011) [-]
hard
User avatar #829 to #826 - ZetzueRyuho (08/11/2011) [-]
you come talking that **** ,
#830 to #829 - dafenceboyz (08/12/2011) [-]
Knowin' nuthin' in life but to be legit
User avatar #831 to #830 - trollandroll (08/12/2011) [-]
dont quote me boi cause i dont know ****
#835 to #831 - wizardman (08/12/2011) [-]
and my mother said you movie with your auntie and uncle in bel air
and my mother said you movie with your auntie and uncle in bel air
#530 to #196 - Shmuck (08/11/2011) [-]
Later in the parking lot?
Later in the parking lot?
User avatar #291 to #196 - reinmar (08/11/2011) [-]
>Ski racing with my brother
>The hill is steep and doesn't have any turns
>Speed is over 9000
>Wild toddler learning how to ski appears mi hill
>Moves right in front of me
>Too fast can't turn
>Hits the kid
>Actually flip in the air and barrel roll down the hill
>First thing that comes to my mind is the dead kid
>I start apologizing to the father nearby
>He's laughing
>First he asks me if I'm okay
>Then he says "That was awesome!"
>Points at the kid further up the hill
>The ******* kid that I rammed in top speed is laughing
>The kids asks if he can go again?
>What are the ******* babies made from?
#201 to #196 - anon (08/11/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 521,355,492**
>Wheels break on cart
>Flip head over heels
>Shopping cart lands on you, caging you in
>Snorlax approaches
>Now fat lady's bitch.
>Toddler pisses on you
#542 to #201 - anon (08/11/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 985,084,303**
>he ***** on you
>snorlax masturbates on you
>store manager cums over and cums on you
>they make you clean it up with your tounge
#229 to #170 - ImTheRooster (08/11/2011) [-]
OHHHHH i get it! Its funny cause he is a ****** !
#158 - asongulol (08/11/2011) [-]
alternate ending
User avatar #165 to #158 - anorhinous (08/11/2011) [-]
***** an tis made mmmuy ady oh **** im stoned mcu
#210 to #165 - anon (08/11/2011) [-]
I downloaded a marijuana wallpaper

DOOD IM SO ******* HIGH NOW I CANT EVEN SPELL
User avatar #163 to #158 - latinotornado (08/11/2011) [-]
GENIUS!!!
User avatar #202 to #158 - saxophan (08/11/2011) [-]
Effort => win
#404 - ListerMucus (08/11/2011) [-]
**ListerMucus rolls 33** dubz and you kill the kid who stole the toys.

pic unrelated.

#444 to #404 - neverralonee (08/11/2011) [-]
That game is 			*******		 awesome!
That game is ******* awesome!
#407 to #404 - anon (08/11/2011) [-]
GAH I LOVE THAT GAME!!!!!
#393 - blackroze ONLINE (08/11/2011) [-]
Very well done sir.
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#195 - Jameshaich (08/11/2011) [-]
If he doesn't do 			****		 and gets mad, here's what to do:  
1. Open the back of his phone, and take out the small battery  
2. 			****		 in the back of his phone and level it out so it fits in perfectly, then close the back up.  
3. Put the battery in your anus and say "This will be a substitute, When my son gets his toys back, your phone will get it's battery back"  
4. Strut around like you own the place as the villagers bow to you
If he doesn't do **** and gets mad, here's what to do:
1. Open the back of his phone, and take out the small battery
2. **** in the back of his phone and level it out so it fits in perfectly, then close the back up.
3. Put the battery in your anus and say "This will be a substitute, When my son gets his toys back, your phone will get it's battery back"
4. Strut around like you own the place as the villagers bow to you
User avatar #200 to #195 - saxophan (08/11/2011) [-]
*its

also **** YEAH
#8 - harryballzack (08/11/2011) [-]
I have
User avatar #17 to #8 - TardytheTurtle ONLINE (08/11/2011) [-]
this was already a meme just not a well known one the only thing different are the eyes
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User avatar #392 to #139 - TardytheTurtle ONLINE (08/11/2011) [-]
it's "are you ******* kidding me" i remember when it first came out i liked it but it never caught on
#457 to #392 - cegorach (08/11/2011) [-]
He said "reaction pics," not memes. Now accept your red thumbs and stop trying. I'm going to go eat my burger.
User avatar #461 to #457 - TardytheTurtle ONLINE (08/11/2011) [-]
hope you enjoy it and don't get a heart attack
#580 to #461 - jellekesg (08/11/2011) [-]
What's wrong with a ham-HNNNNNNNGGGG
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User avatar #827 to #763 - TardytheTurtle ONLINE (08/11/2011) [-]
...don't give a ****
it's an imaginary currency system on a website with no higher purpose beyond amusing juveniles
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User avatar #18 to #17 - harryballzack (08/11/2011) [-]
i know
thats the point
#9 to #8 - harryballzack (08/11/2011) [-]
two new reaction pics
#358 - odde (08/11/2011) [-]
<-- On a nearby bench.
<-- On a nearby bench.
#837 to #399 - odde (08/12/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#362 to #358 - austinsaget (08/11/2011) [-]
I fixed it <3
#365 to #362 - odde (08/11/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#186 - jmitchy (08/11/2011) [-]
<--- The other Dad
#533 - xzr (08/11/2011) [-]
well done :)
well done :)
User avatar #572 to #533 - luvah (08/11/2011) [-]
lol
#494 to #467 - anthonybazner (08/11/2011) [-]
you dont use that pic much do you
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#403 to #386 - anon (08/11/2011) [-]
i just 'awwwww'-ed out loud! :)
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User avatar #412 to #405 - tonygd (08/11/2011) [-]
do your worst.
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#419 to #414 - tonygd (08/11/2011) [-]
woman. please.
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#363 - grumar (08/11/2011) [-]
you my good sir, are a hero, gif unrelated or you can try to find meaning in it idc
you my good sir, are a hero, gif unrelated or you can try to find meaning in it idc
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#307 to #304 - anonpool (08/11/2011) [-]
no I'm severus.
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#325 to #322 - yorickw (08/11/2011) [-]
you're right
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