Parenting class at the park goes well. yup. My 3 year old son and I were in the park today, playing with our new sand toys. Suddenly a kid we don' t know conies
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Parenting class at the park goes well

yup

My 3 year old son and I were in
the park today, playing with our
new sand toys.
Suddenly a kid we don' t know
conies over, gathers up all our
toys, and walks away.
He' s a small guy, young,
with his head buried in
his phone.
The only other adult in the park
is on a bench nearby, so I
decide to walk over.
Excuse me, is
that stotle" "(parkay. If hey is
He ignores me. your son, I 'm
letting you know
I' m going to
talk to him. He
just took all my
son' s toys and
walked off."
What' s the big
dual? HI' l not:
gonna klip ‘In
forevar."
En. Ear. Hot.
Gonna. Keep.
Thin. Forever.
Why? What' s the
big deal'? I' m not
Dude, gimma my gonna kesey it
forever."
Your phone a for
my eon' e toys. Like a metaphor.
Your boy took my son' s stuff
and you eay it' s not a big
deal; I take your stuff and eay
it' e not a big deal. See?"
Go get: your boy, give my son
his toys hack, and have your
boy apologize for taking
things that are not his.
And then I' ll give you your
...
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Submitted: 08/10/2011
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#196 - aBlindMoron (08/11/2011) [+] (24 replies)
>be 15
>in supermarket
>cruising down the aisles in the shoppin cart like a boss
>reach the end of the aisle still going pretty fast
> ******* toddler out of nowhere
>lil bastard runs in front of the cart
>Stop inches from squashing the little ****
>enter toddler's fat ugly cow of a mother
>"BLARGHWARGHLE YOU ALMOST HIT MY BABY WARGHLEJGLEN"
>look her right in the eye
>"Shut the **** up, bitch. Learn to control your kid."
>Snorlax stares at me wordlessly with shock and hate
>Sped right the **** out of there
>mfw
#158 - asongulol (08/11/2011) [+] (5 replies)
alternate ending
#170 - asongulol (08/11/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#249 - vaginalcarnage (08/11/2011) [+] (2 replies)
>Be 16.
>14 year old douchebag takes your skateboard.
>14 year old forgot he was riding his bike before this.
>Take the 14 year olds expensive custom bike.
>Sell it for $450.
>Buy a new skateboard, AND an Xbox 360.
#195 - Jameshaich (08/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
If he doesn't do 						****					 and gets mad, here's what to do:  
1. Open the back of his phone, and take out the small battery  
2. 						****					 in the back of his phone and level it out so it fits in perfectly, then close the back up.  
3. Put the battery in your anus and say "This will be a substitute, When my son gets his toys back, your phone will get it's battery back"  
4. Strut around like you own the place as the villagers bow to you
If he doesn't do **** and gets mad, here's what to do:
1. Open the back of his phone, and take out the small battery
2. **** in the back of his phone and level it out so it fits in perfectly, then close the back up.
3. Put the battery in your anus and say "This will be a substitute, When my son gets his toys back, your phone will get it's battery back"
4. Strut around like you own the place as the villagers bow to you
#8 - harryballzack (08/11/2011) [+] (11 replies)
I have
#16 - irongator (08/11/2011) [-]
my precious..
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#217 - yellowseed (08/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>Be at park
>Swinging like a boss
>I'm going pretty high and fast
>Little toddler walks across my swinging path
>Stuck way in the air... it is imminent.
>Punt the poor dude with my tuck knees way the **** over
>Get up asking if he is okay, he's crying.
>Mom comes up, looks at me like I am a monster and leaves.
#387 - altoids (08/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
threaten guy




wasn't his son
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#57 - daletvak (08/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#393 - blackroze (08/11/2011) [-]
Very well done sir.
#130 - GoReMoTe (08/11/2011) [+] (2 replies)
thumbed just for "Jesus lickin' Christ"

I honestly don't know why I found that so funny, but I did.
#404 - ListerMucus (08/11/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**ListerMucus rolls 33** dubz and you kill the kid who stole the toys.

pic unrelated.

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#141 to #138 - thewinkster ONLINE (08/11/2011) [-]
I told you I'm not your father!
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