health fail. . HEW LESS THAN HATER... HEW WHAT' S THAT? HALF A an oft WATER. .. I' LL TAKE ti EDD! HIKE HRH HUN ' GNU.. Ok so I worked at a fast food restuarant. The one thing that pissed me off the most? Those fat-asses that order the EXTRA-GOD-ALMIGHTY-64 OUNCE-HOLY GRAIL cup o health fail water
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User avatar #3 - demented ONLINE (03/05/2010) [-]
Ok so I worked at a fast food restuarant. The one thing that pissed me off the most? Those fat-asses that order the EXTRA-GOD-ALMIGHTY-64 OUNCE-HOLY GRAIL cup of DIET soda. Everytime this happened I gave them 1/2 regualar soda so the world may be rid of them more quickly.
User avatar #4 to #3 - mikeltv (03/05/2010) [-]
diet soda is worse for you than regular so you were helping
User avatar #23 to #4 - IronDragon (03/05/2010) [-]
It's the thought that counts
#22 - anon (03/05/2010) [-]
That man can exercise, but it looks like his deal just...
*puts on glasses*
Isn't working out.

#44 - krhunt (03/06/2010) [-]
It reminds me of girls buying something just because it is on sale and say they have saved money even though they would have never bought the item in the first place.
#40 - batosai (03/06/2010) [-]
would you like water lite or organic water?
#29 - CharlseeWoo (03/06/2010) [-]
#31 to #29 - CubeSurvivor (03/06/2010) [-]
omg im reporting that guy in the comic for unfair division or calories
#34 to #31 - CharlseeWoo (03/06/2010) [-]
i bet he used action replays to the time before 0 existed and changed the rules, whata cheater
#35 to #34 - CubeSurvivor (03/06/2010) [-]
hell yess
User avatar #38 to #29 - EpicFacePalm (03/06/2010) [-]
Like residentpudding said below, he's not dividing by 0 he's dividing into 0.
#39 to #38 - CharlseeWoo (03/06/2010) [-]
soooo he used hax anyway?
User avatar #45 - xXMattMiguelXx (03/06/2010) [-]
**xXMattMiguelXx rolls 603,351,152** If this adds up to 81 or 72...I will make a cure for Cancer...
User avatar #41 - EmiDaShogun (03/06/2010) [-]
**EmiDaShogun rolls 198,742,151** Reminds me of the Hurt Locker. Why you ask? Because I said so. Holla. Yes, I went there, I said Because. LOL, sorry feeling silly.
User avatar #25 - EpicFacePalm (03/05/2010) [-]
Each bottle of water has 0 calories. Water-lite has half the amount of calories.
0 divided by 2 is... :(
#30 to #25 - zekls (03/06/2010) [-]
omg 0 divided by 2 equals 0/2 so its just zero
#36 to #25 - anon (03/06/2010) [-]
0 devided by 2 would be -2 i think lol
User avatar #42 to #36 - diarrheachaplain (03/06/2010) [-]
0 divided by whatever equals, I

User avatar #37 to #25 - EpicFacePalm (03/06/2010) [-]
You guys know I'm not making a divided by 0 joke right?
User avatar #26 to #25 - Sinless (03/05/2010) [-]
User avatar #27 to #26 - Residentpudding (03/05/2010) [-]
No, he divided into zero, not by zero.
User avatar #21 - BobJrSr (03/05/2010) [-]
**BobJrSr rolls 624,227,160**
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thts rly funnay
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#7 - BlahYourHamster **User deleted account** (03/05/2010) [-]
It's bronze over brains vs. brains over bronze.
#11 to #7 - anon (03/05/2010) [-]
its brawns as in strength
not bronze as in a metal
#12 to #11 - BlahYourHamster **User deleted account** (03/05/2010) [-]
...Oh yeah... ...Well... ...Take this! HRU- (Throws a rock 2 inches)
Yeah, how'd d'ya like them apples!?
#13 to #12 - BlahYourHamster **User deleted account** (03/05/2010) [-]
(Walks away)
User avatar #5 - ThatBoy (03/05/2010) [-]
LOL I was talking about the other day, I went to McDonald's and was waiting for this fat lady in front of me make the order so I can buy something to eat. Anyways, she ordered Double Quarter Pounder with cheese, Big Mac and guess what she ordered for drink? A ******* diet coke, I mean come on, you eat all that crap and you think diet coke will help you?

But hey even though this happened in US, I must admit there is a lot of hot skinny people over here, and thinking everyone here are fat is definitely dumb.
#6 to #5 - fatimmortal (03/05/2010) [-]
I'm pretty fat, myself. I always buy the big stuff and then top it up with a diet coke.

Diet cokes aren't that sweet. I hate sweet drinks.
User avatar #8 to #6 - ThatBoy (03/05/2010) [-]
Well I'm sorry, I did not try to sound like dick about this, it's just you know how people say it's not my fault I'm fat, etc. Well I say **** that, yes it is your fault, maybe yes there was some stress that happened in your life that made you gain weight, or some other issue, but that doesn't mean that you can't get a diet and start working out to loose some weight.

So if you want to change the size of your body, then do something about it.
#9 to #8 - fatimmortal (03/05/2010) [-]
Rofl. No need to get pissy. I'm not THAT unhappy with the fact that I'm fat. I know it's my own eating habits that made me fat. I'm already watching my diet but I don't see any improvements. Oh well.

Chill man. :)
User avatar #10 to #9 - ThatBoy (03/05/2010) [-]
Haha no, I'm not mad, and sorry if I sounded like I was.

P.S. I'm glad you're happy with your size, that's all that matters, if you're happy with something, then everything else doesn't matter!

User avatar #33 to #5 - IamSofaKingdom (03/06/2010) [-]
The funniest part is that diet drinks are worse for you. The aspartame in them is medically like wood alcohol at about 80 some degrees, which your body is higher than. It poisons you and gives diabetes-like symptoms. Not to mention that diet drinks have been shown to increase your appetite.
#1 - CommentGuy (03/05/2010) [-]
doesnt water have no calories
#2 to #1 - anon (03/05/2010) [-]
lol yeah...this was a fail and a win XD
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