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8 Jokes to choke upon.

 
8 Jokes to choke upon.. Holy ! I love you guyss!!<3 <3 Don't be stupid. My first OC. And yes. I'm in the kitchen. But your gonna have to make your own dam

Holy *********! I love you guyss!!<3 <3
Don't be stupid. My first OC. And yes. I'm in the kitchen. But your gonna have to make your own damn sammich.
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I hate it when I' m trying to run 100 meters but my legs
refuse to qwoperate.
A more fun way to play hangman is: Instead of stopping
once they' hung somone, start hanging another person.
So at the end you could be like, "You killed 3 people to spel
the word 'fluffy' Are you happy with yourserf?!?
Dear Scientific Community,
Mrs. Frizzle told me Pluto is a planet. Therefore it will
always be so.
Chicken Pot: Pie. My 3 favorite things.
If they come out witha new energy drink it should be
Because it' s so refreshing.
I love how ninja turtles wear masks to hide their identity.
I mean, it' s not like your a giant ******* turtle or anything.
They say you can' t get away with murder. But I dont think
that' s the Casey.
Knock Knock. Who' s there? Mormons. AHAHAH!
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#15 - Sunset
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#136 to #15 - KillYourself
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(08/10/2011) [-]
trying the same joke with a different picture I see :P
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#185 to #15 - ishouldplayzelda
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wait shouldn't it be 'inert gas'? oh wait it works either way lol nevermind
#45 to #15 - TehFluffehBunneh
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Billy was a scientist, now he is no more!
Cuz what he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
#214 to #15 - creatoroffunny
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(08/10/2011) [-]
Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium healing elements? because if you can't helium or curium you barium!
#17 to #15 - YourMothersCouch
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Ahh man, I was going to make a joke about the s but all the good ones argon!
#31 to #15 - RAMSAYER
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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O, too." The second scientist dies.
#177 to #31 - ishouldplayzelda
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peroxide joke lol
#39 to #15 - patriotpride
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Atoms have mass?
Funny, I didn't even know they were Catholic!
#55 to #39 - ianclimber ONLINE
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what's up with the mr. gutsy pic
#57 to #55 - patriotpride
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(08/10/2011) [-]
It's a joke he tells if you click on that selection.
#59 to #57 - ianclimber ONLINE
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ohhh
#16 to #15 - RauxonXIII
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One atom says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron."

The other says, "are you sure?" to which the first replies...

"I'm positive"
#24 to #16 - boobster
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The one thing i learned from chemistry

Carbon is a whore
#25 to #24 - notsocheesy
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So an atom was walking down the street and tripped and lost an electron, his friend started laughing so hard he lost an electron too, that's just ionic.
#20 to #16 - PLikey
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A chemist and his friend walk into a restaurant. The waiter approaches and asked what they would like to drink. The chemist says that he wants some H20. The friend wanting to look impressive says he wants H20 too. When the waiter brings the drinks the friend decides that he is thirsty and takes a drink. After taking a drink he dies.
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#86 to #38 - seniorpokeman
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#100 to #20 - tylerisdabomb
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i dont get it
#117 to #100 - TheTurnbull
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h20 is water aka dihyrogen monoxide
h202 is dihydrogen dioxide. Basically poison
#122 to #117 - tylerisdabomb
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thanks for not calling me retard or anything. your cool
#126 to #122 - TheTurnbull
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"Cool"
pronoun
One who understands chemistry jokes
Yeah, defiantly me
#154 to #122 - anon
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#131 to #16 - kingwadesky
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(08/10/2011) [-]
oh godfrey you so silly
#18 to #16 - pyrofreak
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Fo3
#53 - xGODx
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**xGODx rolls 11**
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#54 to #53 - xGODx
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#200 - creosote
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You know, he kinda has a point.
#134 - mytrakytra
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Pluto isn't a planet? We know why...
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#142 to #134 - anon
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Because it's too small.
#147 to #142 - thegamegestapo
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that's what she said.
#149 to #147 - gabemczombie ONLINE
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TO YOU
#165 to #149 - thegamegestapo
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when I showed her the condom
#176 to #165 - imrickjamesiii
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(08/10/2011) [-]
well played
#151 to #147 - DJchowder
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(08/10/2011) [-]
why
#143 to #134 - funstix
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#191 - ananananon
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#167 - hachigomo ONLINE
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The first one made me lol
#82 - corytrevor
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**corytrevor rolls 66**
#107 to #82 - mattymattwithahat
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**mattymattwithahat rolls 09** goddammit why is everyone getting dubs except for me!?
#87 to #82 - kingloaf
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**kingloaf rolls 13** *Ruins your dubs*
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#118 to #87 - lokoonetwothree
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**lokoonetwothree rolls 07** here steve take mine
#129 - elliotjames
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F5 **** YAH!
#72 - EmulateSnes ONLINE
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If more teachers were like Miss Frizzle I would have actually tried in school.
#28 - dengekisushi
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