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retail robin comp

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User avatar #32 - CochonDanseur (08/09/2011) [-]
"Oh thank God you told me, Because I'm a Cashier Who"

I can only interpret this as Doctor Who's hard times in the recession.
User avatar #190 to #32 - Dr Who (08/10/2011) [-]
You called?
User avatar #355 to #190 - piclemaniscool (08/10/2011) [-]
You're late
User avatar #372 to #355 - Dr Who (08/10/2011) [-]
You know, I could just take my Tardis, go back in time, and make your mother have an abortion.

But that mess up the whole space time continuum thing, but, oh well.
#77 - masterhuge (08/09/2011) [-]
Why? Why treat the customer this way?

Cause **** 'em that's why.
#309 to #77 - Rascal (08/10/2011) [-]
I was working in home depot, a women walks over to me and says, excuse me, but do you work here? Im wearing an apron as bright as the sun and it says HOME DEPOT, so i say to her, no, im just wearing an orange apron that says home depot on it with my name. She looks at me, and says well do you know where someone who works here is? all i can say is, That bitch better be shopping for kitchen appliances?
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#100 to #97 - Rascal (08/10/2011) [-]
llorts
User avatar #136 to #97 - ragemonster (08/10/2011) [-]
Who doesn't finish sentences, apparently.
User avatar #113 to #97 - getmeacookie (08/10/2011) [-]
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
#186 to #113 - shabobilui (08/10/2011) [-]
THEN WHO WAS PHONE. WHO WAS PHONE. PHONE. PHONE.
#1 - wildcatkay (08/09/2011) [-]
THAT BIRD HAS MY LIFE.
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User avatar #334 to #74 - bryanramirez (08/10/2011) [-]
i live in mexico i work at this small store
We sometimes buy our stuff from big stores like sams by the packet(there big for us)
The ******* want me to sell it to them the same price i bought it for
im like Wtf
#351 to #334 - Rascal (08/10/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 95** dubs and you will become an American citizen
User avatar #357 to #351 - bryanramirez (08/10/2011) [-]
**bryanramirez rolls 25**For my greencard!!!!!11
#361 to #351 - Rascal (08/10/2011) [-]
know your place...
User avatar #358 to #351 - bryanramirez (08/10/2011) [-]
Well u ended ina five and so did i
Closeenuff.jpg
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#15 - fibershark (08/09/2011) [-]
thats my bird
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#260 to #258 - useralreadyexisted (08/10/2011) [-]
Where did this post come from related to this???
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#271 to #265 - useralreadyexisted (08/10/2011) [-]
Oh, okay, well, thumbs for you
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#140 - airmax (08/10/2011) [-]
I lost it at the "Customer pulls on locked door after closing, can't hold back llortface."  
  
<-- Worker's reaction to customer
I lost it at the "Customer pulls on locked door after closing, can't hold back llortface."

<-- Worker's reaction to customer
#166 to #140 - Childofindigo (08/10/2011) [-]
llortface? You mean tro­llface?
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#223 - RepublicanTigre (08/10/2011) [-]
I've never read anything so many times in my life in attempt to understand what it was saying..
User avatar #230 to #223 - lockntwist (08/10/2011) [-]
who = woo? as in "woo hoo!"?
User avatar #237 to #223 - luismexican (08/10/2011) [-]
i thought it was just me
User avatar #239 to #237 - RepublicanTigre (08/10/2011) [-]
Still don't get it.
#125 - Davyboy (08/10/2011) [-]
I hate working retail so much, luckily I have a boss that doesn't really care how I treat customers. Granted 90% I am nice, but the other 10% I'm a real asshole.

> Already been closed for 10 min, just finished my closing duties and walking out about to lock the door.
> Loud annoying lady walks yelling, "WAIT!!! I need this, this, and this etc., good thing I caught you.
> Me: "Umm no you didn't." and I started to walk towards my car.
> Lady starts yelling, Blah blah I'm going to complain to your manager blah blah.
> Me: "Go for it." and I gave her a thumbs up and got in my car a drove away.

Lady did come into complain the next day and my boss thought it was hilarious.
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#124 to #64 - Rascal (08/10/2011) [-]
Keep your money, I want change.
User avatar #401 - adamsvette (08/10/2011) [-]
true story happened to me
*Customer tries to buy a display*
me: "Mamn you can't buy this, it's a display"
bitch: "really?"
me: "yeah"
bitch: can you check?"
*I sarcastically tilt it sideways and look it over*
me: "Yep, it's a display..."
bitch: (sad with a mixture of surprise) "oh...well I just grabbed it..."
me: "yeah, (unless you traded your common sense for crack) you'll see next to wherever you got this, this item but folded up in a bag."
bitch: "wheres that at?
me: "where did you get this?"
bitch: "I don't know.."
me: "ok...(I think for a second which isle it would be in) if you go to isle (however the **** you spell isle) h18 you'll see blah blah"
bitch: (happily thanks me and wanders off)

when she comes back I ring up her packaged thingy and then she asks me where the milk is...so I tell her. she walks away (so I have to suspend the transaction and put her stuff off to the side) and comes back with milk. I bring up her transaction again and I ring her milk up. then she asks where girls bathing suits are. again, I suspend the transaction and put her stuff to the side.

one by one she buys about 15 different things individually from the cash register.

you do not know hell until you've worked retail.
User avatar #420 to #401 - jordygordy (08/10/2011) [-]
and the saying "going postal" is becasue post office people have it bad and go crazy and shoot everyone up. it should be "going retail"
User avatar #426 to #420 - adamsvette (08/10/2011) [-]
funny enough, this was the last customer I dealt with before I got fired. lol
User avatar #263 - LordGaga (08/10/2011) [-]
Customer is rude.


Bread underneath soda...
#167 - nyrintriball (08/10/2011) [-]
&quot;This store has this item cheaper&quot;  
&quot;Well, how about you get a picture of it for proof?&quot;  
*Customer comes back with picture of the same item being cheaper*  
&quot;Well isn't that nice&quot;  
&quot;Aren't you going to give it to me cheaper?&quot;  
&quot;Did I say I was going to?&quot;
"This store has this item cheaper"
"Well, how about you get a picture of it for proof?"
*Customer comes back with picture of the same item being cheaper*
"Well isn't that nice"
"Aren't you going to give it to me cheaper?"
"Did I say I was going to?"
#450 - Staardustt (08/10/2011) [-]
I am a manager in a store that sells shoes.. this comp is the story of my life!!

User avatar #451 to #450 - siloimp (08/10/2011) [-]
Chill out AL Bundy.
#467 - turkeypatty (08/10/2011) [-]
Never seen this meme before. Funny :D
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