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retail robin comp

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DOLLARS IN ONES
Amino/ A SKIPPER
I HAVE PM or
d, THANK GOD Toll TOLD ME.
BECAUSE I' M ll CASHIER WHO
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FULL OF IT.
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HONOR SYSTEM WE WOULDN' T
HAVE BARCODES, STUPID
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ME SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!"
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User avatar #32 - CochonDanseur (08/09/2011) [+] (3 replies)
"Oh thank God you told me, Because I'm a Cashier Who"

I can only interpret this as Doctor Who's hard times in the recession.
#77 - masterhuge (08/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Why? Why treat the customer this way?

Cause **** 'em that's why.
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#1 - wildcatkay (08/09/2011) [-]
THAT BIRD HAS MY LIFE.
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#15 - fibershark (08/09/2011) [-]
thats my bird
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#169 - thisisnofun (08/10/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I can relate to this so much, i work as a shoe salesman at the local sportchek (only in canada i think, not 100% sure) but i deal with the most douche baggiest people ever. One story is when I was working by myself and I had a lady come up with 10 shoes she wanted to try on (not over exaggerating either..) so i go back and find out what she wanted. I carry her shoes and put them down. I look up and she's gone, i asked if anyone had seen her. One of the cashiers say she stormed out of the store cause I took over 5 minutes to find 10 pairs of shoes... I proceeded to leave the store screaming "						*******					 MOTHER 						*******					 						******					 						****					 TITS 						******					 						*******					 DYKE CUNT MOTHER 						*******					 						******					 						****					." As i'm pacing back and forth, the lady walks by and glares at me, i simply say "You should know we're not 						*******					 robots you cunt." She walked to her car and flipped me the bird on her way by. My boss gave me a high five as i reentered the store, and i few regulars clapped. I have never been so happy to actually say something to someone in my life.
I can relate to this so much, i work as a shoe salesman at the local sportchek (only in canada i think, not 100% sure) but i deal with the most douche baggiest people ever. One story is when I was working by myself and I had a lady come up with 10 shoes she wanted to try on (not over exaggerating either..) so i go back and find out what she wanted. I carry her shoes and put them down. I look up and she's gone, i asked if anyone had seen her. One of the cashiers say she stormed out of the store cause I took over 5 minutes to find 10 pairs of shoes... I proceeded to leave the store screaming " ******* MOTHER ******* ****** **** TITS ****** ******* DYKE CUNT MOTHER ******* ****** **** ." As i'm pacing back and forth, the lady walks by and glares at me, i simply say "You should know we're not ******* robots you cunt." She walked to her car and flipped me the bird on her way by. My boss gave me a high five as i reentered the store, and i few regulars clapped. I have never been so happy to actually say something to someone in my life.
#140 - airmax (08/10/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I lost it at the "Customer pulls on locked door after closing, can't hold back llortface."  
  
<-- Worker's reaction to customer
I lost it at the "Customer pulls on locked door after closing, can't hold back llortface."

<-- Worker's reaction to customer
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#223 - RepublicanTigre (08/10/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I've never read anything so many times in my life in attempt to understand what it was saying..
#125 - Davyboy (08/10/2011) [-]
I hate working retail so much, luckily I have a boss that doesn't really care how I treat customers. Granted 90% I am nice, but the other 10% I'm a real asshole.

> Already been closed for 10 min, just finished my closing duties and walking out about to lock the door.
> Loud annoying lady walks yelling, "WAIT!!! I need this, this, and this etc., good thing I caught you.
> Me: "Umm no you didn't." and I started to walk towards my car.
> Lady starts yelling, Blah blah I'm going to complain to your manager blah blah.
> Me: "Go for it." and I gave her a thumbs up and got in my car a drove away.

Lady did come into complain the next day and my boss thought it was hilarious.
User avatar #263 - LordGaga (08/10/2011) [-]
Customer is rude.


Bread underneath soda...
#167 - nyrintriball (08/10/2011) [-]
&quot;This store has this item cheaper&quot;  
&quot;Well, how about you get a picture of it for proof?&quot;  
*Customer comes back with picture of the same item being cheaper*  
&quot;Well isn't that nice&quot;  
&quot;Aren't you going to give it to me cheaper?&quot;  
&quot;Did I say I was going to?&quot;
"This store has this item cheaper"
"Well, how about you get a picture of it for proof?"
*Customer comes back with picture of the same item being cheaper*
"Well isn't that nice"
"Aren't you going to give it to me cheaper?"
"Did I say I was going to?"
User avatar #401 - adamsvette (08/10/2011) [+] (2 replies)
true story happened to me
*Customer tries to buy a display*
me: "Mamn you can't buy this, it's a display"
bitch: "really?"
me: "yeah"
bitch: can you check?"
*I sarcastically tilt it sideways and look it over*
me: "Yep, it's a display..."
bitch: (sad with a mixture of surprise) "oh...well I just grabbed it..."
me: "yeah, (unless you traded your common sense for crack) you'll see next to wherever you got this, this item but folded up in a bag."
bitch: "wheres that at?
me: "where did you get this?"
bitch: "I don't know.."
me: "ok...(I think for a second which isle it would be in) if you go to isle (however the **** you spell isle) h18 you'll see blah blah"
bitch: (happily thanks me and wanders off)

when she comes back I ring up her packaged thingy and then she asks me where the milk is...so I tell her. she walks away (so I have to suspend the transaction and put her stuff off to the side) and comes back with milk. I bring up her transaction again and I ring her milk up. then she asks where girls bathing suits are. again, I suspend the transaction and put her stuff to the side.

one by one she buys about 15 different things individually from the cash register.

you do not know hell until you've worked retail.
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