Guy Advice. No, i'm not gay. This is just some advice that my ideal girl would follow. EDIT: I've never been in a relationship.... did i mention that? I guess y
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Guy Advice

No, i'm not gay. This is just some advice that my ideal girl would follow.
EDIT: I've never been in a relationship.... did i mention that? I guess you don't need to be a stud to give advice.

So, I saw this post on the frontpage
about girl advice, and I think you
ladies need some guy advice. Enjoy....
1. If you' re talking to a random guy in
front of your boyfriend, do not smile
or laugh, that makes us think you
like him, and makes us jealous.
2. When you' re with your boyfriend,
do not take out your phone and start
browsing facebook, guys hate it
when a girl is on her phone all the
time.
3. Guys love it when you smile at
them, even if it' s for no reason.
A. When you' re single and you' re
talking to a guy, if you don' t like him,
DON' T lead him on. This means no
excessive smiling or laughing, even if
you' re just being nice.
S. Don' t get all upset if we' re curious
about who you' re texting, it' s in our
nature, we want to know who our
girlfriend is communicating with.
6. When answering a text in front of
your boyfriend, keep it brief and try
not to show interest.
T. When you' re replying to our text
messages, show interest. This means
no one word texts and don' t be afraid
8. If we laugh at one of our own jokes,
it' s your job to laugh with us.
9. If we get in a fight over you, don' t
get all upset, it just shows how much
we like you.
10. And never forget the most
important thing .... ..
Nothing says ''I love you" like ' s
and sammiches :D
d, Thanks for the advice.
u WTF is this bullshit?
Fuck you.
Deltarob
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#51 - sketchulator (08/09/2011) [+] (9 replies)
girls don't need advices.  
Show me one dude who refuses a girl that comes to him and says "let's fuck now!"
girls don't need advices.
Show me one dude who refuses a girl that comes to him and says "let's fuck now!"
#83 - AccountwasWiped (08/09/2011) [-]
Come on, now we have Guy Advice?


I came to FunnyJunk to laugh goddammit
#66 - anonymous (08/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
step 1 touch his PENIS
step 2 do it again
#896 - AsAbout (08/10/2011) [-]
I AM FUCKING MAIL I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THIS
#93 - trollsmakemesmh (08/09/2011) [-]
it was good until the last tip. goddammit op.
#618 - rageguyfuuu (08/09/2011) [-]
<---The only thing you need to know about guys
#659 - ilovepassports (08/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
So. Many. Girls.
#314 - dangerbearr (08/09/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I must be a good girlfriend then :D
I enjoy giving BJs lol
#292 - GoReMoTe (08/09/2011) [+] (4 replies)
INB4 MASSIVE NEGAthumbS
I find myself disagreeing with a good portion of this. I personally find the <3 symbol incredibly irritating no matter the situation, and I don't have a problem with my girlfriend laughing at another guy's texts if they're just friends. Maybe I'm just an overly-trusting guy, but I typically don't date girls that I don't think I can trust in the first place.

tl;dr if you find the above post completely agreeable, then you likely have a bit to learn about relationships yet.
#870 - annaisocoolike (08/10/2011) [+] (4 replies)
i remember when this was on the latest uploads...they grow up so fast
i remember when this was on the latest uploads...they grow up so fast
User avatar #441 - DroolingLaugh (08/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
eh.. im a guy and i think this advice is just for a dickhead with trust issues to make sure his girlfriend doesnt leave him :D

for instance: tip 1 <-- the fuck is that shit? no. girls you talk to who ever u like and dont let some guy dictate who ur friends are or arent. my gf talks to guys in front of me all the time and she smiles and laughs out loud lak a baus and i dont mind, i dont mind cuz i trust that bitch with my life. its YOU mr. faggot OP who has some issues with your self esteem. how about you dont date hoes who flirt too much and run around? learn the difference between, talking to a friend, and flirting... will save you alot of arguments with your gf and alot of awkward moments in front of her friends when ya make a scene :D

tip 2 is legit. i hate that shit too.

tip 3 is legit. i love that shit too!

tip 4 is legit. girls are dumbasses when they think theyre being nice to a poor bastard who think theyre being led on :-/

tip 5 is.. no. again with the trust issues. a phone is private bro, and u gotta size ur girl up: "is she a flirt? will she run around on me? would she flirt with anyone in front of me while texting?" if no then leave her alone. shes just texting.

BUT

this leads to tip 6 which is so legit. girls, your with your boyfriend. so its boyfriend time.. unless you live with him. but then just dont text while hes talking to you because we hate that shit. its just rude.

tip 7 is legit. any girl i talk to that DOESN use "lol, :), haha, :D, etc." i just think is boring to talk to.

ok i have a HUGE problem with tip 8. its NOT her fault your ass isnt funny! :D girls should date a guy that makes her laugh genuinenly, not make some loser, whos got lame jokes, feel better about himself.

tip 9.. it better be for a reason. not like "hey mother fucker you lookin at my girl!?!?" the guy had better have grabbed her ass or something.. but yea if a girl gets upset over a fight then shes lame anyways haha ditch that bitch.

and tip 10.. giggity..
#716 - trollerz (08/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Fuck bitches I got Minecraft
Fuck bitches I got Minecraft
#715 - jealousithinkso (08/09/2011) [-]
haha these are all just so basic! xD if any girl doesnt do any of these they should be slapped, like for real
haha these are all just so basic! xD if any girl doesnt do any of these they should be slapped, like for real
User avatar #781 - inhaleexhale (08/10/2011) [+] (4 replies)
As a woman; I approve this message/advice.
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User avatar #299 - thetattooedone (08/09/2011) [+] (7 replies)
Guy advice. Show up naked, bring foo. That is all.
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#326 to #304 - anonymous (08/09/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 22** got raped by a great white shark at the aquarium today.
User avatar #147 - DorkButton (08/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Wow, really, #1? Don't smile or laugh when talking to other guys? You do realize that relationship=/=ownership, right? Same goes for the "girl advice" posts. Don't be her bitch, don't make her yours.

RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FOR BOTH GENDERS:
1. Be kind to each other.


That's it.

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