Guy Advice. No, i'm not gay. This is just some advice that my ideal girl would follow. EDIT: I've never been in a relationship.... did i mention that? I guess y manual Breathing activated
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Guy Advice. No, i'm not gay. This is just some advice that my ideal girl would follow. EDIT: I've never been in a relationship.... did i mention that? I guess y

No, i'm not gay. This is just some advice that my ideal girl would follow.
EDIT: I've never been in a relationship.... did i mention that? I guess you don't need to be a stud to give advice.

So, I saw this post on the frontpage
about girl advice, and I think you
ladies need some guy advice. Enjoy....
1. If you' re talking to a random guy in
front of your boyfriend, do not smile
or laugh, that makes us think you
like him, and makes us jealous.
2. When you' re with your boyfriend,
do not take out your phone and start
browsing facebook, guys hate it
when a girl is on her phone all the
time.
3. Guys love it when you smile at
them, even if it' s for no reason.
A. When you' re single and you' re
talking to a guy, if you don' t like him,
DON' T lead him on. This means no
excessive smiling or laughing, even if
you' re just being nice.
S. Don' t get all upset if we' re curious
about who you' re texting, it' s in our
nature, we want to know who our
girlfriend is communicating with.
6. When answering a text in front of
your boyfriend, keep it brief and try
not to show interest.
T. When you' re replying to our text
messages, show interest. This means
no one word texts and don' t be afraid
8. If we laugh at one of our own jokes,
it' s your job to laugh with us.
9. If we get in a fight over you, don' t
get all upset, it just shows how much
we like you.
10. And never forget the most
important thing .... ..
Nothing says ''I love you" like ' s
and sammiches :D
d, Thanks for the advice.
u WTF is this ******** ?
**** you.
Deltarob
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#83 - AccountwasWiped (08/09/2011) [-]
Come on, now we have Guy Advice?


I came to FunnyJunk to laugh goddammit
#51 - sketchulator (08/09/2011) [-]
girls don't need advices.  
Show me one dude who refuses a girl that comes to him and says "let's 			****		 now!"
girls don't need advices.
Show me one dude who refuses a girl that comes to him and says "let's **** now!"
#668 to #51 - anon (08/09/2011) [-]
ok dude this is the problem with guys that we need to figure out. man, you gotta make bitches want you, not the other way round. You gotta reject em, even if theyre higher quality then you, then you get your confidence and eyes set on a higher level. And that girl you rejected will want you more after you say no.
oh and bitches dont want nice guys, you get friend zoned, treat em like **** at first, then bring in the sensitivity when you date, and theyll love you
#745 to #51 - flyleafistheshit (08/10/2011) [-]
That gif totally goes with the song I was listening to! That is all...
That gif totally goes with the song I was listening to! That is all...
User avatar #562 to #51 - whiiterussian (08/09/2011) [-]
2 Words: FAT CHICKS
'nuff said.
#979 to #562 - anon (08/10/2011) [-]
that's 4 words.
#54 to #51 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (08/09/2011) [-]
I would refuse

And hit her with something... Like a shovel or a rock
#60 to #51 - raginglolsquid (08/09/2011) [-]
Probably not sassy gay friend.
#896 - AsAbout (08/10/2011) [-]
I AM ******* MAIL I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THIS
#659 - ilovepassports (08/09/2011) [-]
So. Many. Girls.
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#679 to #659 - scevity **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#618 - rageguyfuuu (08/09/2011) [-]
<---The only thing you need to know about guys
#66 - anon (08/09/2011) [-]
step 1 touch his PENIS
step 2 do it again
#855 to #66 - unceunceunce (08/10/2011) [-]
Step 3: repeat, a lot
#1015 to #855 - michaelhunt (08/10/2011) [-]
Jesus christ...
Jesus christ...
#870 - annaisocoolike (08/10/2011) [-]
i remember when this was on the latest uploads...they grow up so fast
i remember when this was on the latest uploads...they grow up so fast
#888 to #870 - anon (08/10/2011) [-]
dude
dude
User avatar #966 to #913 - csztheasian (08/10/2011) [-]
im rilly sorry cuz this doesnt matter in the slightest but do u kno wat thats from? if u dont kno i undrstand
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User avatar #299 - thetattooedone (08/09/2011) [-]
Guy advice. Show up naked, bring foo. That is all.
User avatar #303 to #299 - thetattooedone (08/09/2011) [-]
Food*
User avatar #310 to #299 - topleggedskater (08/09/2011) [-]
**** , I wish I remembered the asian guy from Courage the Cowardly Dog's name... Would have been so adequate for this situation.
#307 to #299 - lilgood (08/09/2011) [-]
Am I doing it right?
#362 to #307 - anon (08/09/2011) [-]
that picture...it shows everithing :D
#348 to #299 - theblastradius (08/09/2011) [-]
Mr T advice. Show up naked, pity foo. That is all
#366 to #348 - gravediggernalk (08/09/2011) [-]
Mr. T once volunteered to be cloned, but during the process, the machine went haywire and the clone didn't come out right . . . the result?  
  
  
. . .   
  
  
  
Well . . .   
  
  
  
it was . . .   
  
  
BOOKA . . . T!!!!!! CAN YOU DIG THAT?!?! SUCCCCKKKAAAAAAA!!!!!
Mr. T once volunteered to be cloned, but during the process, the machine went haywire and the clone didn't come out right . . . the result?


. . .



Well . . .



it was . . .


BOOKA . . . T!!!!!! CAN YOU DIG THAT?!?! SUCCCCKKKAAAAAAA!!!!!
User avatar #280 - peedee (08/09/2011) [-]
so...hows your VAGINA?
#697 - anon (08/09/2011) [-]
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#759 - downstrait (08/10/2011) [-]
Personally i think all of these guy/girl advice are pointless to post. As you can see well on the other comments on this posts, the simple rule is: Nobody is completely alike. Everybody has different aspects, likes, dislikes etc.  
We can't just systematize the entire world and put people into different groups like this. But i guess you'll have a hard time finding a guy who dislikes BJs.
Personally i think all of these guy/girl advice are pointless to post. As you can see well on the other comments on this posts, the simple rule is: Nobody is completely alike. Everybody has different aspects, likes, dislikes etc.
We can't just systematize the entire world and put people into different groups like this. But i guess you'll have a hard time finding a guy who dislikes BJs.
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#952 - cruzslzr (08/10/2011) [-]
what we think when our girlfriend leaves us for someone else
User avatar #441 - DroolingLaugh (08/09/2011) [-]
eh.. im a guy and i think this advice is just for a dickhead with trust issues to make sure his girlfriend doesnt leave him :D

for instance: tip 1 <-- the **** is that **** ? no. girls you talk to who ever u like and dont let some guy dictate who ur friends are or arent. my gf talks to guys in front of me all the time and she smiles and laughs out loud lak a baus and i dont mind, i dont mind cuz i trust that bitch with my life. its YOU mr. faggot OP who has some issues with your self esteem. how about you dont date hoes who flirt too much and run around? learn the difference between, talking to a friend, and flirting... will save you alot of arguments with your gf and alot of awkward moments in front of her friends when ya make a scene :D

tip 2 is legit. i hate that **** too.

tip 3 is legit. i love that **** too!

tip 4 is legit. girls are dumbasses when they think theyre being nice to a poor bastard who think theyre being led on :-/

tip 5 is.. no. again with the trust issues. a phone is private bro, and u gotta size ur girl up: "is she a flirt? will she run around on me? would she flirt with anyone in front of me while texting?" if no then leave her alone. shes just texting.

BUT

this leads to tip 6 which is so legit. girls, your with your boyfriend. so its boyfriend time.. unless you live with him. but then just dont text while hes talking to you because we hate that **** . its just rude.

tip 7 is legit. any girl i talk to that DOESN use "lol, :), haha, :D, etc." i just think is boring to talk to.

ok i have a HUGE problem with tip 8. its NOT her fault your ass isnt funny! :D girls should date a guy that makes her laugh genuinenly, not make some loser, whos got lame jokes, feel better about himself.

tip 9.. it better be for a reason. not like "hey mother ****** you lookin at my girl!?!?" the guy had better have grabbed her ass or something.. but yea if a girl gets upset over a fight then shes lame anyways haha ditch that bitch.

and tip 10.. giggity..
#470 to #441 - bulbakip (08/09/2011) [-]
well you make a lot of sense. heres a toast bro
User avatar #443 to #441 - DroolingLaugh (08/09/2011) [-]
man... i sounded like a HUGE femanon, gay, ang black chick in that long ass comment XD
sorry bout that.
also keep an open mind this is all my OPINION :P
#52 - anon (08/09/2011) [-]
Advice for ladies. Touch his PENIS. That is all.
Advice for ladies. Touch his PENIS. That is all.
#806 - audioholic (08/10/2011) [-]
aww yeah
aww yeah
User avatar #843 to #806 - DeltaRob (08/10/2011) [-]
source please
#737 - REEInstinct (08/09/2011) [-]
I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.
#352 - gravediggernalk (08/09/2011) [-]
Seriously. I'd rather have a girl talk to me, tell me that they think I'm unattractive, and keep having a friendly conversation, than be led on to think I'm getting nookie in the near future because that ***** up my mental calendar of **** that I've got to do.

Ohh . . . I almost forgot you OP
<-- MFW I realize OP has never been in a relationship
#372 to #352 - EMAILisOPTIONAL (08/09/2011) [-]
so true man... the problem is that they keep making that...
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