Portal GENIUS. Found on Stumbleupon. I know how you guys like portals sorry if its a repost edit - thanks for frontpage guys, thumbs for all you guys!!!.. Actually you need two portals on the ceiling to do that. You fail at thinking with portals. the tag
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#5 - brammator
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(08/09/2011) [-]
Actually you need two portals on the ceiling to do that.

You fail at thinking with portals.
#7 to #5 - ClockTank
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#8 to #7 - brammator
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(08/09/2011) [-]
And you still fail to think with portals. Really.
#12 to #8 - wierddude **User deleted account**
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#18 to #8 - zarrowsmith
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(08/09/2011) [-]
Haha, bitch got shutdown.
#198 to #18 - ClockTank
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(08/10/2011) [-]
Look at above comments that I posted, my argument is pretty ******* valid.
#9 to #8 - bunger [OP]
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(08/09/2011) [-]
hhahaha, i love how you drew a diagram
#24 to #9 - friwaycomics **User deleted account**
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#187 to #8 - ClockTank
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(08/10/2011) [-]
How would you get in it if it's on the ceiling?
#188 to #187 - brammator
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(08/10/2011) [-]
1. Repulsion Gel.

2. Tie two blankets (each long enough to pass from ceiling to floor), shoot two portals, throw blankets, then pull it until it's short enough.

3. FFS, just find place with ceiling low enough.
#191 to #188 - ClockTank
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That doesn't even make sense. Why the hell would you want that low of a ceiling, not to mention the two portals on opposite walls makes more sense, you just tie it to itself and then you rest the knots on the edge of the portals. Viola you have a, hammock.
#193 to #191 - brammator
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(08/10/2011) [-]
also, "knots"? duuuuuuude.
#194 to #193 - ClockTank
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(08/10/2011) [-]
I meant knot, It's 4 in the goddamn morning.
#26 to #7 - anon
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#41 to #5 - kukimawnstar
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(08/09/2011) [-]
dont wanna get red thumbed or anything but would it still possibly work with the walls since when its tied like that and she puts her body weight would it not just hold her up like a hammock idk i played portal very well but i didnt try to think of every way to use a portal
#189 to #41 - brammator
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(08/10/2011) [-]
It will work, yeah. But hammock tie lying on portal edge? Gross! It's like using jar to carry gel.
#195 to #189 - ClockTank
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(08/10/2011) [-]
This makes no sense to me what so ever. This is nothing like using a jar to carry gel. You suck at analogies.
#196 to #195 - brammator
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(08/10/2011) [-]
You know what else makes no sense to you? Portals.
#197 to #196 - ClockTank
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(08/10/2011) [-]
lol, I know you're trying to llort me dude. I just don't understand how you can think two portals on the ceiling would work better than two on opposite walls. I mean, sure you'd need walls that arent 30 feet apart, but it's better than trying to use the ceiling. I felt myself getting stupider just trying to understand the concept of how ridiculously false that is. Portal uses a physics engine, just like REAL LIFE. This isn't halo, we can't jump fifteen feet in the air like spartans.
#199 to #197 - brammator
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(08/10/2011) [-]
Sorry, dude. Just didn't found the guts to resist urge to make that joke.

But anyway, knot flying in air >>>>> knot lying on edge. Admit it.
#200 to #199 - ClockTank
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(08/10/2011) [-]
lol, dude no, because if it's falling then the entire w/e the **** you used would just keep spinning. **** doesn't just float, there's a thing called gravity. But you probably haven't heard of it.
#207 to #200 - brammator
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(08/10/2011) [-]
I drew you a diagram with force vectors, you know. It's all about action and counteraction. It's real shame, low education level in your country.
#208 to #207 - ClockTank
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(08/10/2011) [-]
Well, I'm pretty sure we're from the same country. But, it still doesn't work, nor will it ever. If you can get a physicist, with a degree, to tell me you're right, then I'd consider MAYBE, not thinking you're stupid. I'm sure you're plenty smart, but your logic is flawed.
#209 to #208 - brammator
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(08/10/2011) [-]
"Waytown Mi"? No. Definitely not same country; and if you can't read vectors at your age, you need help from physician, not physicist.
#210 to #209 - ClockTank
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That's not my actual age, if you haven't already figured that one. I'd tell you my age but I'm sure you'd just make fun of that. I'm going to just end this here, okay? We'll just agree to disagree. I'm sorry I was a douchebag, we just have different views. No, I'm not super smart, but I'm not an idiot either. I have a basic understanding of physics and the ceiling thing just doesn't make sense to me, though I'm sure you probably know more that I do. Mi = Michigan, so are you like from japan or something?
#211 to #210 - brammator
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(08/10/2011) [-]
I'm a russian, man. Probably you can figure that out from my awful english skills.

And tricky part is, you need to co-orient ceiling portals by not turning portal gun, just shifting your position, like that:
#107 to #41 - dapianoman
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(08/09/2011) [-]
how is she floating?
#81 - bleepbloop
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#94 to #81 - sublemon ONLINE
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#127 to #81 - anon
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(08/10/2011) [-]
wouldent he be crushed by the othere side of is body
#82 to #81 - corbinisgamma
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(08/09/2011) [-]
what would happen to you D:
#92 to #82 - ziirak
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(08/09/2011) [-]
Your own body would force itself within itself creating a constriction until you body is literately a line. you cant get thinner without ceasing to exist... so ya it'd hurt bad lol
#89 to #82 - Freelon ONLINE
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(08/09/2011) [-]
I tried something like that on portal. But the portals were vertical. I died.
#84 to #82 - killyojoy
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(08/09/2011) [-]
the side of your body would push together so you would get crushed.
#87 to #84 - corbinisgamma
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(08/09/2011) [-]
be crushed by your own body?
#97 to #81 - benotter
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(08/09/2011) [-]
I made a post wondering what would happen if you pushed to portals together, regardless, thumbed and gif saved.
#121 to #97 - shadsword
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(08/09/2011) [-]
whatever was between the two portals would become a singularity.. or an atomic blast so lets not try and say we did
#15 - flyingjewtwo
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#42 to #15 - rukus
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(08/09/2011) [-]
they're making turret statues as we speak.
#45 to #15 - alexryan
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(08/09/2011) [-]
how epic wud that guy make a cd player,the sides of i instead of guns could be cd case holders ,read light on/off button and thhe laser made an epic dance laser type of thing
#19 to #15 - potatos
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(08/09/2011) [-]
Hah, that exact sentence is my sms notification on my phone.
#27 to #19 - bailuff
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(08/09/2011) [-]
OMFG ME TOO
#28 to #27 - potatos
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(08/09/2011) [-]
:D Its' the best!
#43 to #28 - anon
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(08/09/2011) [-]
WANT NOW WHERE I GET!!
Two things:
1) I'd appreciate you letting me know where to get this piece of aural awesomeness
2) For some strange reason I typed the first sentence by holding down shift
#44 to #43 - potatos
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(08/09/2011) [-]
I actuallt found a "Portal soundboard" on Android market.
Just downloaded it and put the sounds i wanted as motification tones :3
#109 - masterhuge
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(08/09/2011) [-]
#134 - aregvan
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(08/10/2011) [-]
Repost GENIUS
#149 to #134 - roflstorm
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(08/10/2011) [-]
**roflstorm rolls 11**
#170 to #149 - thebobtrufant
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#161 to #149 - donekilledyou
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#156 to #149 - donotwant
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(08/10/2011) [-]
HOLY ****
#32 - fareyt
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(08/09/2011) [-]
What would happen if you threw one portal through another portal?
#183 to #53 - fareyt
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(08/10/2011) [-]
It appears we have asked the same question. Just to make this clear I didn't know you posted this. But I guess you did ask it first.
#184 to #183 - ScruffytheJanitor
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(08/10/2011) [-]
Not a problem that you posted it after me, I figured that I would post mine because I'm explaining how you would get them in each other, because horizontal is shorter than the longer side.
#185 to #184 - fareyt
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(08/10/2011) [-]
Ok. ^.^ Too bad it can't happen apparently. :|
#56 to #32 - beyondthelimit **User deleted account**
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#36 to #32 - bobbylegs
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(08/09/2011) [-]
does that answer your question
#37 to #32 - wrpen
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(08/09/2011) [-]
Nothing happens. The portal doesn't work unless a second portal is active, and the second portal isn't active until it hits a solid, portal-able surface. Portals aren't a portal-able surface.
#40 to #32 - bangladesh
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(08/09/2011) [-]
this happens
#129 - MidgetInABikini
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#130 to #129 - MidgetInABikini
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#131 to #130 - MidgetInABikini
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#132 to #131 - MidgetInABikini
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Apology not accepted, you anal-dwelling semen demon.
#159 to #132 - eastsidecholo
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(08/10/2011) [-]
YOU MADE ME LOL DAMMIT
#141 to #132 - Alextehninja
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(08/10/2011) [-]
I am so copying that insult.
#66 - thepsycho
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(08/09/2011) [-]
SUDDENLY, THE PORTALS CLOSE.
SUDDENLY, THE PORTALS CLOSE.
#70 to #66 - bunger [OP]
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(08/09/2011) [-]
hahaha, i think would just fall...
and your blanked would be ruined
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#74 - mathnerds
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