Earth sucks. This is what the world is coming to? sigh omg top 20! Sum' bish..W0000 /funny_pictures/2464760/Not+rap/. will ? .lrm" 12 yrs tallinn Bf . r by atn  Stupid kids These days
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Earth sucks. This is what the world is coming to? sigh omg top 20! Sum' bish..W0000 /funny_pictures/2464760/Not+rap/. will ? .lrm" 12 yrs tallinn Bf . r by atn

This is what the world is coming to? *sigh*
omg top 20! Sum' bish..W0000
/funny_pictures/2464760/Not+rap/

will ? .lrm" 12 yrs
tallinn Bf . r by atn
15 ‘yrs ! t shes Mill
gla! but ' still flirt MRI?
all the girls in nu;
parties every‘ sat. and party‘ at church
be atheist.
luv elttil% and '
ml, black; pm because they scare me.
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#126 - Hondket (08/09/2011) [-]
******* TROOOOOLLING! thats the kid that scared away a moose with moves he learned from wow
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#169 to #126 - GodlyWalrus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#380 to #126 - rawrbowwow (08/09/2011) [-]
So he yelled at it and played dead?
That ***** been around wayyyy longer than WoW..
#457 - rubberpig (08/09/2011) [-]
Translation: I am a 12yr old boy. I have an awkward time talking to girls. I have a girlfriend on my Webkinz account. I also get picked on everytime I talk to a girl a school. I go to my friend's house to play Mario Kart every Saturday. When I go to church I fall asleep. I love Jesus. I say I should be Atheist to be cool. I say i'm bi-sexual so people will pay attention to me. I experimented with my friend at Band Camp even though its a sin. The only thing i've ever snorted is a pixie stick. I love the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, and Justin Bieber. I have no black friends because its cool to be racist. Follow me ok!?
User avatar #475 to #457 - SilverK (08/09/2011) [-]
Laughed my ass off. The 24 thumbs in 11 minutes proves it.
#479 to #475 - rubberpig (08/09/2011) [-]
Even when I talked about Pixie Sticks?
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#470 to #457 - BananasOnSteroids **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#36 - eyeofsauron (08/09/2011) [-]
" I love Jesus, but I don't know, I might be atheist."


#576 - grundo (08/09/2011) [-]
I call ******** .
#583 to #576 - anon (08/09/2011) [-]
i knew the dude looked familiar
#612 to #576 - kickflipskater (08/09/2011) [-]
i was just about to post that -.-
User avatar #622 to #576 - razorleech (08/09/2011) [-]
and this is why the internet wins
#589 to #576 - conradthethird (08/09/2011) [-]
Thats an even STUPIDER story...
#248 - tristansmith (08/09/2011) [-]
Yeah and I'm 10, bench press 500 pounds, and dating this 25 year old with big tits; already had 3 kids with her. I can support the kids though, I got my masters degree in law at Harvard and I'm the head of my law firm. Best lawyer in California, but you obviously know that already. Gotta go now, my wife won't stop bugging me about how she wants my 27 inch PENIS inside of her. Peace.
Yeah and I'm 10, bench press 500 pounds, and dating this 25 year old with big tits; already had 3 kids with her. I can support the kids though, I got my masters degree in law at Harvard and I'm the head of my law firm. Best lawyer in California, but you obviously know that already. Gotta go now, my wife won't stop bugging me about how she wants my 27 inch PENIS inside of her. Peace.
#279 to #248 - anon (08/09/2011) [-]
Holy **** I think I found chuck norris!
User avatar #326 to #279 - exoh (08/09/2011) [-]
not in california you didnt
#26 - stebok (08/09/2011) [-]
I new a kid like that (he even looks like him in the pic) that lived across the street from me. I came to the point where he would come over to my house to visit me (he's 14, I'm 19). I normally didn't talk to him and would lock him out of my room while he was hang down stairs watching TV (because his parents weren't home and he had nothing else to do). One day, I stumbled upon his facebook and noticed his insanely idiotic posts and unfunny comments he made to other people. He'd always use slang, couldn't spell worth a 			****		, and cursed like a sailor (which made him look even more retarded). Observing his behavior whenever he was around, he would act the same way he did on facebook. I couldn't stand it any longer.  
  
So... one day I created an alternate facebook account and pretended I was a girl that lived near by and was the same age he was. I added him on FB and started flirting with him, pretending I was interested in him. For 2 months straight, he and I (who was pretended to be this 14 year old girl) got to 'know' each other very well and I could easily tell he wanted to 			****		 my fake identity 'girl'. So one day, I asked him if he wanted to meet up in real life and have sexy time. I asked him to buy/bring condoms (which took him over a week to buy cuz he was a pussy and was afraid to buy them) and I'd show up at his house while his parents weren't home.  
  
When the day finally came, It was around 8pm, his parents weren't going to be home until 11pm and I showed up with a black ski mask, dressed completely in black. As soon as he opened the door, I leaped inside, gagged his mouth with a sock (that I masturbated in before I came to his house) and shut the door. I pinned him on the floor with my body weight and told him that I knew where he lived and that I'd come over to his house if he doesn't stop acting like a little 			*******		 faggot. I altered my voice so he wouldn't recognize it.
I new a kid like that (he even looks like him in the pic) that lived across the street from me. I came to the point where he would come over to my house to visit me (he's 14, I'm 19). I normally didn't talk to him and would lock him out of my room while he was hang down stairs watching TV (because his parents weren't home and he had nothing else to do). One day, I stumbled upon his facebook and noticed his insanely idiotic posts and unfunny comments he made to other people. He'd always use slang, couldn't spell worth a **** , and cursed like a sailor (which made him look even more retarded). Observing his behavior whenever he was around, he would act the same way he did on facebook. I couldn't stand it any longer.

So... one day I created an alternate facebook account and pretended I was a girl that lived near by and was the same age he was. I added him on FB and started flirting with him, pretending I was interested in him. For 2 months straight, he and I (who was pretended to be this 14 year old girl) got to 'know' each other very well and I could easily tell he wanted to **** my fake identity 'girl'. So one day, I asked him if he wanted to meet up in real life and have sexy time. I asked him to buy/bring condoms (which took him over a week to buy cuz he was a pussy and was afraid to buy them) and I'd show up at his house while his parents weren't home.

When the day finally came, It was around 8pm, his parents weren't going to be home until 11pm and I showed up with a black ski mask, dressed completely in black. As soon as he opened the door, I leaped inside, gagged his mouth with a sock (that I masturbated in before I came to his house) and shut the door. I pinned him on the floor with my body weight and told him that I knew where he lived and that I'd come over to his house if he doesn't stop acting like a little ******* faggot. I altered my voice so he wouldn't recognize it.
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User avatar #329 to #26 - trollinlove (08/09/2011) [-]
tl;dr
User avatar #713 to #26 - dakunism (08/09/2011) [-]
im sorry but i dont believe you or your friend did this...
User avatar #166 to #26 - ruslan (08/09/2011) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen.
#206 to #26 - anon (08/09/2011) [-]
If you gagged his mouth with a sock that you wanked on, they could trace DNA evidence
I call Shenanigans
User avatar #47 to #26 - ViXi (08/09/2011) [-]
Good work. Was the jizz in the sock really necessary though?
#29 to #26 - Lolwutaburger (08/09/2011) [-]
Nice one , that really made my day :D
#438 to #26 - Siphus (08/09/2011) [-]
>Pretend to be a girl for 2 months
>Get a 14 year old boy to want to **** you
>Tell 14 year old boy to buy condoms so you can ****
>Jump on top of same horny boy
>Gag him with your semen-sock

mfw "stop acting like a little ******* faggot"


#750 to #438 - Protomix (08/10/2011) [-]
i 			*******		 lol'd
i ******* lol'd
User avatar #27 to #26 - stebok (08/09/2011) [-]
Shortly after I told him all this, I ran back to my house as he laid there on the floor shaking. Moments after I got home and changed back into normal clothes, I get the call: he is crying and screaming that someone came over and 'almost killed him'. The cops show up at his house once he called the police. The police ended up investigating who this person was on the facebook account. Thinking of ahead, I had deleted my alt account that same night before it happened, AND I was using an IP blocker. The cops never caught me, and this happened several months ago.

Ever since then, this kid has become a completely different person. He no longer acts like a douche bag and he deleted his facebook. Every time he comes over to my house now, I have to hide my grin, knowing what I did that changed his life.
#37 to #27 - zyonyde (08/09/2011) [-]
Lak a bauz
#28 to #27 - Gothrick (08/09/2011) [-]
You're Good Guy Greg's alternate slightly sadistic persona...

And by the way, I'd love to hear more of these kind of stories. If someone can link me to such a website with this stuff, please do so :3
User avatar #39 to #28 - Ombra (08/09/2011) [-]
He's like the Tyler Durden Meme. Doing slight bad to bring around an ultimate good
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#49 to #27 - tehlulziztehgoodz (08/09/2011) [-]
How could you get a phone call from the kid and understand him? You posted two pictures that got thousands of thumbs claiming that you became deaf at the age of 5. LIES.
User avatar #92 to #49 - kermheat (08/09/2011) [-]
Holy **** you're right...
#754 to #27 - shitdicknipples (08/10/2011) [-]
you shoved your cumsock... into a childs mouth...
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#319 to #27 - heroofwinter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #370 to #319 - stebok (08/09/2011) [-]
Actually, I'm not going to lie... I really am deaf. This story is actually told directly from my best friend (who is hearing) who did this, not me. I figured I'd share this ridiculously funny story to the site despite it not being me who did this. Nice observation though; honestly though, I really am deaf.
#31 to #27 - anon (08/09/2011) [-]
It takes two weeks to delete a facebook account. All the while you're not allowed to touch it.
User avatar #751 to #27 - jokersaysamuseme (08/10/2011) [-]
People, we've located Tyler Durden
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#164 to #27 - GodlyWalrus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#407 to #27 - anon (08/09/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 58** Your story is entertaining, but fake & gay too.
User avatar #152 to #27 - shmoopy (08/09/2011) [-]
Chaotic good
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#420 - anon (08/09/2011) [-]
This is the same little boy from that article about how he saved his sister from a moose using things he learned from WoW. He was 12 years old then too. So this is hopefully fake.
#307 - skyggedrengen (08/09/2011) [-]
This is fake as hell...

The picture is taken from the article about the norwegian boy who saved hes sister from a moose, with the use of world of warcraft....

Check it out yourself
User avatar #322 to #307 - therealdjace (08/09/2011) [-]
Video games are useful
User avatar #349 to #307 - AccomplishedFatGuy (08/09/2011) [-]
I just read it, damn that kid = An hero
#309 to #307 - xokittyox (08/09/2011) [-]
haha.....moose...
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User avatar #337 to #307 - PedoHansen (08/09/2011) [-]
It's too bad WoW doesn't have the same effect on polar bears.
#537 - CatsGoBark (08/09/2011) [-]
Okay, I'll follow you.
User avatar #563 to #537 - mattythebeaver ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
FOLLOW HIM UNTIL HE CAN'T INTERNET EVER AGAIN.
#185 - hauntzor (08/09/2011) [-]
"i luv jesus. but i dunno i might be atheist. im bisexual, but i'll never touch another boy cuz it's a sin."

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, YOU ******* *******
#542 - ilikethat (08/09/2011) [-]
this is 15 year old girlfriend
#543 to #542 - anon (08/09/2011) [-]
why do you have a picture of jb?
#544 to #543 - ilikethat (08/09/2011) [-]
meme generator
#149 - trolocaust (08/09/2011) [-]
That's the kid from this news story. So this is most likely a joke.
#181 to #149 - mynameisnightwolf (08/09/2011) [-]
That article sounds like it was written by someone who was trying to justify there playing of world of warcraft... :/
#183 to #149 - xtard (08/09/2011) [-]
That still doesn't make me want to live on this planet.
#136 - voidgangsta (08/09/2011) [-]
I hate the youth of today. So immature it's unbearable...  
  
Here's a .gif representing my pain
I hate the youth of today. So immature it's unbearable...

Here's a .gif representing my pain
#669 - SGfannr (08/09/2011) [-]
all i have to say
#387 - mrvegeta (08/09/2011) [-]
I thought I recognized the picture, and than it hit it me!
I remember seeing it on some online news, it's the picture of that Norwegian boy who saved his sister with WoW skills.

I made a google search, and what do you know, I found this.
You can google it if you think it's fake.

So, this profile on I think a dating website, is completely fake and made by someone with too much time on their hands, like me.
User avatar #410 to #387 - thewayneman (08/09/2011) [-]
its a tumblr account
User avatar #416 to #387 - TraceThat (08/09/2011) [-]
Looks like a tumblr "about me" box
User avatar #747 to #416 - mrvegeta (08/10/2011) [-]
Thanks, I've never gone to tumblr so I wouldn't know :)
User avatar #393 to #387 - theroboticpikachu (08/09/2011) [-]
When I read that i thought he was the most badass kid on the planet.
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