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girl help 003

CARL HELP
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HEAR. THEY HATE THAT.
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#109 - herpingtothederp (08/09/2011) [-]
I cheat on my girlfriend every time I take a 			****		. Ok then.
I cheat on my girlfriend every time I take a **** . Ok then.
#112 - anon (08/09/2011) [-]
<- #43... what do?!?!
User avatar #611 to #112 - rawrisme (08/09/2011) [-]
Don't wear anything.
#121 to #112 - orangeturtle (08/09/2011) [-]
you wear this
User avatar #542 to #121 - dbrak (08/09/2011) [-]
**dbrak rolls 974,577,318** this, sir, is how many strips of bacon you deserve
#27 - xodah (08/08/2011) [-]
These lists have such a ridiculous amount of lethally obvious statements and clichés that every stereotype in the world found it very offensive.
+15
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#270 - gummybearmurderer (08/09/2011) [-]
You know what I hate as a girl? Being generalized.
User avatar #290 to #270 - frizzyo (08/09/2011) [-]
I hate the same as a guy. "Why are all men such assholes!?" pisses me off.
User avatar #298 to #290 - gummybearmurderer (08/09/2011) [-]
I hate, hate, hate generalized statements about males/females every guy I date thinks because I'm a girl that they have to spend every second talking to me or else. I don't care if you forget my birthday, I'm probably going to forget yours too. Go ahead and tell me if you're gaming and you can text me later. Not all guys suck but if that's someones point of view then they're going for the wrong guys.
+2
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User avatar #50 - Tigresse (08/08/2011) [-]
Wow, thanks person for making everyone think all girls are possessive, overly self-conscious and paranoid...
#480 - KingCold (08/09/2011) [-]
Guys, please don't follow these they will just make you a pussy and lose any control you had in the relationship. The best way to get a girl and maintain a well balanced relationship is to be yourself and have confidence in the person you are.  The right girl will come, just be open. Love you guys.  
  
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Guys, please don't follow these they will just make you a pussy and lose any control you had in the relationship. The best way to get a girl and maintain a well balanced relationship is to be yourself and have confidence in the person you are. The right girl will come, just be open. Love you guys.

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#488 to #480 - anon (08/09/2011) [-]
yeah your right, besides theres like 100 of these tips, all of them i read off a facebook note 1 year ago
#632 - XxCaptainPwnxX (08/09/2011) [-]
Number 1 way to impress a girl?

Don't be a douche.


Pic sorta related.
#615 - NOM NOM NOM (08/09/2011) [-]
So what happens if you do alll this at once?
User avatar #640 to #615 - CommanderInKief (08/09/2011) [-]
How many hands do you have??
#617 to #615 - anon (08/09/2011) [-]
Instant sex
#614 - ptownshugecock (08/09/2011) [-]
meanwhile, at op's house
#620 to #614 - anon (08/09/2011) [-]
this is ******* all common sense if u are a decent person gwo up
#484 - theaznpersuazn (08/09/2011) [-]
This is a lie!!!  
hump E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G!
This is a lie!!!
hump E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G!
#627 - sniffythebird ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
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#331 - Thatspecialguy (08/09/2011) [-]
"Don't tell women what they want to hear. They hate that"

Lolwut?
#336 to #331 - anon (08/09/2011) [-]
Don't ONLY tell women what they want to hear. They hate that
You missed a word that completely changes the sentence. Please make sure you have something right before posting it.
#338 to #336 - Thatspecialguy (08/09/2011) [-]
Tits or GTFO
#368 to #331 - anon (08/09/2011) [-]
simple conclusion, they dont know what they want.
#35 - anon (08/08/2011) [-]
stop telling how to feel you ******* needy bitch!!!. I really hate woman like you. and its woman like you that give females everywhere a bad name.

dont listen to this moron, treat you girl like a human and she should do the same - If shes sane enough; if she reacts retard and angry it means youve just stumbled upon another one like this cunt^^

#612 - tooshudoods (08/09/2011) [-]
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#467 - FatterKid (08/09/2011) [-]
Ah. Someone else who writes "advice" as if "girls" are a hive minded race of animals that all have the same personalities and preferences, and that taking one out can be done like putting something together, with step by step instructions that garner the same results. I love number 47, where you imply that every girl in existence cheats on her boyfriend, instead of trying to work out their issues with their significant other, or 44, that implies they all think the same things are attractive. 51 isn't even love, that's infatuation. THINKING they're in love. 54: "You're pretty" "DERP CANNOT PROCESS COMPLIMENT ERROR" 58: Make sure to annoy the **** out of them while they're trying to ******* sleep. 60: *Insert jackiechan.jpg* Really? That's ******* backwards. It contradicts a good half of the rest of the list. I'm a guy, and though I don't normally go for all this sexism **** , People who think that every girl is the same person with the same ridiculously retarded nonsense personality, are the kinds of girls who belong in the damn kitchen.
User avatar #479 to #467 - fathorse (08/09/2011) [-]
You sir, are a god.
User avatar #497 to #467 - LordOchi (08/09/2011) [-]
I would thumb you up, butttt........I can't.
User avatar #603 to #467 - dovahkiiin (08/09/2011) [-]
Hero . . .
#478 to #467 - audiofreak (08/09/2011) [-]
This kid deserves a 			*******		 medal.
This kid deserves a ******* medal.
User avatar #334 - solomon (08/09/2011) [-]
play bass. automatic girls everywhere
#344 to #334 - anon (08/09/2011) [-]
Play guitar: Girls forget who the bassist even is...
User avatar #347 to #344 - solomon (08/09/2011) [-]
EVERYONE plays guitar haha so it's unique and still a guitar
#350 to #347 - anon (08/09/2011) [-]
Incorrect. Bass is Easy. You only strum a SINGLE string. typically a single note. over and over and over and over again.

DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH.... Yeeeeeah, that'll get her hot...

Thats why everybody plays guitar: Nobody is impressed by the bassist.

Ever.
User avatar #354 to #350 - solomon (08/09/2011) [-]
look up yyz by rush. you're a fail llort buddy =)
#423 to #354 - anon (08/09/2011) [-]
Or simply listen to RHCP.
User avatar #378 to #350 - futurelad (08/09/2011) [-]
u mad bro?
#98 - harleq (08/09/2011) [-]
OP is a humongous fag.
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