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HEAR. THEY HATE THAT.
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Submitted: 08/08/2011
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#706 - aesmith (08/12/2011) [-]
Good job there's baseball teams in the vault
#701 - clickclackblaow (08/09/2011) [-]
Ah! That's the Harry Potter font! :D
User avatar #702 to #701 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
HP font
#699 - anonymous (08/09/2011) [-]
>44. You're hot when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.
>Driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.
>eating a peach
WTF?
#694 - mrblacksmoke (08/09/2011) [-]
read #45, texted my girl. it started with "youre the best thing the ever happened to me. then i read #46...
#684 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
i just proved that funnyjunkers like ******** with these posts. front page 3 times. deal with it.
User avatar #679 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
i just proved that funnyjunkers like ******** with these posts. front page 3 times. deal with it.
User avatar #681 to #680 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
you faggets just got llorted
#682 to #681 - mytrakytra (08/09/2011) [-]
This image has expired
It's ****** . Learn to spell before insulting someone.
User avatar #683 to #682 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
that's how i spell it. and what's the difference? you knew what i was talking about.
#674 - anonymous (08/09/2011) [-]
I'm a girl and wtf is this. I don't think most of these. Please guys, just because a girl says all these things, doesn't mean every one of us do. This looks like it's written by a girl who never even knew love before :/
User avatar #700 to #674 - hoifoichoi (08/09/2011) [-]
"This looks like it's written by a girl who never even knew love before"
this is written by a guy LOL
#673 - anonymous (08/09/2011) [-]
meanwhile at op's house...
#669 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/09/2011) [-]
57. Don't be obsessive, It's a turn off.

58. Call every night and every morning out of no where. Just to randomly say hi. They like it.
User avatar #667 - DanR (08/09/2011) [-]
Step 1. Find a way to drive, eat peaches, hold babbies, shave, and fix **** all at the same time.

Step 2. Profit
#671 to #667 - mytrakytra (08/09/2011) [-]
you forgot the ???
User avatar #672 to #671 - DanR (08/09/2011) [-]
there is no unkown with this technique
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User avatar #662 - DudeImmaUnicorn (08/09/2011) [-]
Why is this on the front page?!
User avatar #664 to #662 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
that's what i want to know.
User avatar #668 to #664 - DudeImmaUnicorn (08/09/2011) [-]
Why did you post this **** in the first place?
User avatar #670 to #668 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
to prove the point that funnyjunkers like ******** . and guess what, they do. front page 3 times.
User avatar #686 to #670 - DudeImmaUnicorn (08/09/2011) [-]
And what will this give you? An internet currency that means nothing in the real world?
User avatar #687 to #686 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
self satisfaction.
User avatar #703 to #687 - DudeImmaUnicorn (08/09/2011) [-]
Yes, well, go hang out with Jill and not here.
#695 to #687 - shlemer (08/09/2011) [-]
you have a hand for that
User avatar #696 to #695 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
i use my feet.
#698 to #696 - anonymous (08/09/2011) [-]
>Op admits is foreveralone
>Op admits has no girlfriend

LOL
User avatar #661 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (08/09/2011) [-]
(from the pov of a girl) This list just screams "I'm written by a 12 year old"
Just have the balls to talk to her, make her laugh, ask her out, talk to her and make her laugh some more, don't be a douche. It's not that hard.
#660 - KalaniHumor (08/09/2011) [-]
Love is such bull. Chicken nuggets fill up that gap where love should be.
User avatar #654 - blarba (08/09/2011) [-]
My advice.

In the kitchen
User avatar #652 - usernameluisdjlols (08/09/2011) [-]
so apparently the ghosts in pacman and space invaders have alot to do with women
User avatar #656 to #652 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
they are post enhancers. people see that ******** and they just instantly thumb.
User avatar #655 to #652 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (08/09/2011) [-]
They do if you're a woman like me, those games are badass
User avatar #651 - TheDemonator (08/09/2011) [-]
1. Ask her out.
2. Keep a conversation the whole time. Try not to let there be awkward silence.
3. Don't be a douche.

Works for me.
#718 to #651 - nickychan (11/21/2011) [-]
GIVE THIS MAN A ******* MEDAL...
Actually no... here is some free porn
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