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User avatar #182 - ConDawg (08/08/2011) [+] (8 replies)
How come there are never ones for guys?
1. Don't cheat and fool around with other men. Don't blame it on being drunk because that's never an excuse.
2. Don't be in a long term relationship and then as soon as its over find a new boy friend within a week.
3. Don't say your ugly because you want us to call you pretty. We know you're pretty and that why we are dating.
4. Don't dress to impress other boys. I understand looking pretty, but we think you look great in sweat pants an a t-shirt.
5. We try our hardest, even if we don't do something right, at least acknowledge the fact that we are trying.
6. THE MOST IMPORATNT!...I don't want to hear your complaining on here. I came to laugh not to here soem ugly girl complain and tell me how to act. I'm a sensitive guy, but I don't need you shoving this **** on me. Ever consider that you're the problem?
/rant
:)
User avatar #21 - samzo (08/08/2011) [-]
lemme fix this:


1. Get money
2. Be a douchebag
#5 - theRomaniantroll (08/08/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Appreciate the help and all, but don't you think this might be the wrong site?  96% of all funnyjunkers don't even know what a girl is.
Appreciate the help and all, but don't you think this might be the wrong site? 96% of all funnyjunkers don't even know what a girl is.
#70 - meorangusta (08/08/2011) [+] (3 replies)
maybe you could post some advice how to even get a girlfriend
maybe you could post some advice how to even get a girlfriend
#211 - anonymous (08/08/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**anonymous rolls 66** dubs and all the girls in the world make the biggest sammich ever for us.
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#257 - KalaniHumor (08/08/2011) [-]
I decided that I can't do relationships anymore. It takes alot but gives so little. I never held a relationship for more than a week. I eat chicken nuggets to keep the pain away.
#869 - derpettehurp (08/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#1128 - hsoj (08/09/2011) [-]
17. NEVER TELL A LIE

19. SHES THE PRETTIEST

So if I see someone who is prettier, what do? Logic/0.
#255 - Ninja X (08/08/2011) [-]
Relationship advice....on funnyjunk?

I can literally click from this page, strait to a porn section...

What's the ******* POINT?
#1053 - usernamenobodyhas (08/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Once i accidentally clicked on a gay porn video and saw a guy choking on a black dick, and that was the gayest thing i ever saw until i saw this post
#739 - somenextchick (08/09/2011) [+] (3 replies)
pshhht i beat my boyfriend every time we play fight
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#875 - sunchippy (08/09/2011) [+] (10 replies)
just get the bitch a frappuccino, bitches love frappuccinos.
#188 - ploppup (08/08/2011) [+] (3 replies)
So basically, become their bitch and do whatever the 						****					 they say? Seems legit.
So basically, become their bitch and do whatever the **** they say? Seems legit.
User avatar #909 - thealyce (08/09/2011) [-]
"girls are fragile"

No I'm ******* not. Treat me as an equal or forget about it.
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User avatar #129 - Silver Quantum (08/08/2011) [+] (3 replies)
also, don't forget to make an altar where you worship her before bedtime and right after you wake up. and have around 90 pictures of her on your wall. sacrifice a couple of goats now and then in her name. don't forget to drink the goat's blood. if you really think it's necessary, pick up that axe and find a larger living being lying around the house to sacrifice. don't be too shy to get your hands dirty for your girl. don't forget to make a video where you do all that and show it to her for her to see how much you appreciate her presence in your life. your chick will digg it a lot and she'll be all wet just thinking about you
#229 - ShroudeD (08/08/2011) [-]
OR you could just make that bitch an omelette. Bitches love omelettes
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