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User avatar #182 - ConDawg (08/08/2011) [-]
How come there are never ones for guys?
1. Don't cheat and fool around with other men. Don't blame it on being drunk because that's never an excuse.
2. Don't be in a long term relationship and then as soon as its over find a new boy friend within a week.
3. Don't say your ugly because you want us to call you pretty. We know you're pretty and that why we are dating.
4. Don't dress to impress other boys. I understand looking pretty, but we think you look great in sweat pants an a t-shirt.
5. We try our hardest, even if we don't do something right, at least acknowledge the fact that we are trying.
6. THE MOST IMPORATNT!...I don't want to hear your complaining on here. I came to laugh not to here soem ugly girl complain and tell me how to act. I'm a sensitive guy, but I don't need you shoving this **** on me. Ever consider that you're the problem?
/rant
:)
User avatar #212 to #182 - chalex (08/08/2011) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #265 to #212 - ConDawg (08/08/2011) [-]
<3 lol
#206 to #182 - anon (08/08/2011) [-]
******* RIGHT
#190 to #182 - toxicgambit (08/08/2011) [-]
I wish I could thumb more.
User avatar #521 to #182 - exoh (08/09/2011) [-]
7. dont tell us "you should know what you did wrong" because if we dont know we cant apologize and we cant fix it. and if you want to see how much we care dont be upset then refuse to tell us just to see how hard we will fight to find out whats wrong

(personal one)
8. introduce us to your friends, we dont like to hear about your day when you mention people and we dont know who the **** they are
User avatar #844 to #521 - ConDawg (08/09/2011) [-]
Number 7 I completely agree with
#196 to #182 - Seanacus (08/08/2011) [-]
BRILLIANT!
BRILLIANT!
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#930 to #869 - swagadile (08/09/2011) [-]
can i have the kid instead?...
#257 - KalaniHumor (08/08/2011) [-]
I decided that I can't do relationships anymore. It takes alot but gives so little. I never held a relationship for more than a week. I eat chicken nuggets to keep the pain away.
#5 - theRomaniantroll (08/08/2011) [-]
Appreciate the help and all, but don't you think this might be the wrong site?  96% of all funnyjunkers don't even know what a girl is.
Appreciate the help and all, but don't you think this might be the wrong site? 96% of all funnyjunkers don't even know what a girl is.
User avatar #6 to #5 - juanbalcknwhite (08/08/2011) [-]
haha
#719 to #5 - kevman (08/09/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#17 to #5 - flamberge (08/08/2011) [-]
HahahaHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
#739 - somenextchick (08/09/2011) [-]
pshhht i beat my boyfriend every time we play fight
#255 - Ninja X (08/08/2011) [-]
Relationship advice....on funnyjunk?

I can literally click from this page, strait to a porn section...

What's the ******* POINT?
User avatar #21 - samzo (08/08/2011) [-]
lemme fix this:


1. Get money
2. Be a douchebag
#875 - sunchippy (08/09/2011) [-]
just get the bitch a frappuccino, bitches love frappuccinos.
User avatar #907 to #875 - malacyman (08/09/2011) [-]
what if theres no star bucks in my town?
#941 to #907 - sunchippy (08/09/2011) [-]
get the bitch a jamba juice, bitches love jamba juices.
User avatar #946 to #941 - malacyman (08/09/2011) [-]
sorry. no jamba juice
#951 to #946 - sunchippy (08/09/2011) [-]
get the bitch a juice it up, bitches love a juice it up.
User avatar #953 to #951 - malacyman (08/09/2011) [-]
no juice it up either -_-
#971 to #953 - sunchippy (08/09/2011) [-]
hmmget the bitch a Mcflurry, bitches love demm Mcflurrys.
User avatar #989 to #971 - malacyman (08/09/2011) [-]
i'm from quite a small town. theres no Mcdonalds either.

#1012 to #989 - sunchippy (08/09/2011) [-]
hmm then you should get use to being... ahh jk you will think of something.
User avatar #1013 to #1012 - malacyman (08/09/2011) [-]
well... there is a DQ

Got that bitch a blizzard. Bitches love blizzards.
User avatar #1019 to #1013 - sunchippy (08/09/2011) [-]
you got it bro!
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#518 to #433 - Nickish (08/09/2011) [-]
Someone's single...
#425 - xzr (08/09/2011) [-]
User avatar #129 - Silver Quantum (08/08/2011) [-]
also, don't forget to make an altar where you worship her before bedtime and right after you wake up. and have around 90 pictures of her on your wall. sacrifice a couple of goats now and then in her name. don't forget to drink the goat's blood. if you really think it's necessary, pick up that axe and find a larger living being lying around the house to sacrifice. don't be too shy to get your hands dirty for your girl. don't forget to make a video where you do all that and show it to her for her to see how much you appreciate her presence in your life. your chick will digg it a lot and she'll be all wet just thinking about you
User avatar #132 to #129 - juanbalcknwhite (08/08/2011) [-]
go to part 003 and read number 57
#135 to #129 - Ibiza (08/08/2011) [-]
awww my baby does that.
awww my baby does that.
#156 to #129 - anon (08/08/2011) [-]
THANK THIS COME IN HAND IN THE FUTUER
#70 - meorangusta (08/08/2011) [-]
maybe you could post some advice how to even get a girlfriend
maybe you could post some advice how to even get a girlfriend
#72 to #70 - Viggiator (08/08/2011) [-]
1. follow none of this
2. drug rape lonly girls at bars
3. ???
4. profit (free sex and unconsience girlfriends)
User avatar #76 to #72 - juanbalcknwhite (08/08/2011) [-]
haha
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#1004 - AmericanBacon (08/09/2011) [-]
<-- Thats a small excerpt from this
#764 - friisky (08/09/2011) [-]
so is this for 6 year olds too? or do i just chloroform the bitch?
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#947 - anon (08/09/2011) [-]
Implying that anyone on FJ even has a girlfriend.
User avatar #961 to #947 - riftninetyseven (08/09/2011) [-]
^ROFLMFAO
#750 - anon (08/09/2011) [-]
Girl Help
1. Don't leave the kitchen.
2. Refer to number 1.
User avatar #760 to #750 - lcpldata (08/09/2011) [-]
But if she dont leave how is she gonna clean my house?
#733 - meowtownhero (08/09/2011) [-]
So no chloroform?
#483 - Robrey (08/09/2011) [-]
I kind of find it funny that this same person posted "My Dick" in **** .
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