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User avatar #226 - donekilledyou (08/08/2011) [-]
Quick solution: go after someone who ISN'T always into douches.

Ta-da! You now have a 40% higher chance of getting into a relationship that can last longer than the week that Senor Douchebag and Derpette are together.
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#228 to #226 - slipknotfantwentyt (08/08/2011) [-]
the problem is finding one who doesnt like douches (pick related)
User avatar #238 to #228 - donekilledyou (08/08/2011) [-]
Tip: don't go for the hottest girls. A 10/10 is probably into douches. An 8 or 7/10 will consider you and will be good-looking (not exactly hot, but definitely cute or pretty).
User avatar #241 to #238 - slipknotfantwentyt (08/08/2011) [-]
i do that but they all do the same thing they find a guy who looks better than me or just want to be friends everytime i havent dated in 2 almost 3 years
User avatar #255 to #241 - donekilledyou (08/08/2011) [-]
Tip number potato: join a sport(something manly. So anything but golf), volunteer, work out, or all of the above.

A really good thing is to make yourself a reputation for being funny and nice. Girls should be comfortable around you, even if they don't know you well (yet).

Oh and SUPERPROTIPTHATEVERYONENEEDSTOFUCKINGFOLLOW: be CONFIDENT. Girls can notice confidence from a mile away, so you don't need to be cocky (that'll just annoy them), but think about it. You have more to give them than the douchebags who are only good-looking and lack a sense of humor, kindness, and intelligence. Also, confidence, kindness and humor will make a girl much more comfortable around you and you'll be able to ask her out with a low chance of being friend-zoned, since she'll be comfortable with you but not like, "omg we're besties"
User avatar #260 to #255 - slipknotfantwentyt (08/08/2011) [-]
i do mma and i am nice okay looking at i treat them with respect and i am confident most of the time doesnt work there just something wrong with where i live
User avatar #265 to #260 - donekilledyou (08/08/2011) [-]
Another thing you can do is ignore relationships. It's like this: the more you think about dating, the worse you'll feel and the longer it'll seem to take for you to find the right girl. If you stop thinking about relationships and focus on bettering yourself, time will fly and a good girl will start liking you before you know it (even if you do live in a strange place)

If all else fails, make friends with a popular girl and you'll meet good-looking girls left and right.
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