Every kid does this. Everyone had a fake name to tell their substitute teacher, what was yours? Edit: Top 15 thanks funnyjunk My first OC. Hello class my name i sub Class names fake
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Every kid does this. Everyone had a fake name to tell their substitute teacher, what was yours? Edit: Top 15 thanks funnyjunk My first OC. Hello class my name i

Everyone had a fake name to tell their substitute teacher, what was yours?
Edit: Top 15 thanks funnyjunk
My first OC

Hello class my name is
derpina and i' ll he your
substitute teacher for today.
And that is the exact
moment where every kid
begins to think of a fake
name to tell the sub.
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#5 - iamjohnnybravo (08/06/2011) [-]
Look at those Melvins...Just ******* plotting on how to ruin everyones good time.
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#72 - Wumbologist (08/07/2011) [-]
There was a Mexican kid in my fifth grade class, and every single time we would tell the sub that he spoke no english.
#74 to #72 - telestriation (08/07/2011) [-]
GENIUS.
#111 - allcontent ONLINE (08/07/2011) [-]
Long story. If you read thank you.

One day in math class this one kid decided to leave when we had a substitute.
Another decided to come in and act like the kid who left.

When the teacher is taking headcount he double glances at the paper (it has students name and picture on it.)

He walks over to the kid and says are you mike?
He says yes.... He is a tubby white kid with combed down hair.

The one who left was a skinny mexican with spiked hair.

The teacher says: YOUR MIKE?!

The kid decides to run out of the class, the teacher starts to run and chase him
but turns around to the phone. One of the other mexicans in our class yelled "MEESTOR. THAT PHONE DONT WORK." and then the teacher threw
a complete ******** and had the entire school security hunt him down.

It was fun.
User avatar #119 to #111 - electricbubblewrap (08/07/2011) [-]
What is mike's last name.
#123 to #119 - allcontent ONLINE (08/07/2011) [-]
Whos askin and why.
Whos askin and why.
User avatar #131 to #123 - electricbubblewrap (08/07/2011) [-]
I know a short fat combed hair mike.
User avatar #132 to #131 - allcontent ONLINE (08/07/2011) [-]
Mike is a skinny spiked hair mexican lol.

and you probably dont know if if you dont live in CO.
#130 to #111 - John Cena (08/07/2011) [-]
The same thing happened to me, but instead he shot up the school.
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User avatar #137 to #136 - allcontent ONLINE (08/07/2011) [-]
dont worry about it.

good stories are long. Anyways my huge ass stories litter this thread..
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User avatar #187 to #136 - jacksparojr (08/07/2011) [-]
I wish there was a board on funnyjunk just for stupid awesome stories like this these are the kind of things that make my day
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User avatar #112 to #111 - psychedeliic (08/07/2011) [-]
I did that once. I was the kid that swapped in, and the kid I was pretending to be hadn't shown up to class ever yet (it was one of those classes that changes halfway through the semester, in this case, it was the careers half of civics & careers) and it was working perfectly until some dumb bitch ratted me out. And out attendance doesn't have our pictures on it. That's weird man.
#117 to #112 - allcontent ONLINE (08/07/2011) [-]
Our school is a bit paranoid over everything. They need verifacation on damn near everything. That class was a hell hole. It was 96% mexicans and boring as hell. I fell bad for the techer because they just tortured him.

Another really funny story: (The first one was at my highschool)

Me and some friends had the day off, so we went to see some old friends at the elementary school, which are in 7/8 grade.

One friend bought chillie cheese fries and ate half of them. He said he didnt want any more so he just held on to them.

When we got to the school, one of my 5th grade mexican friends walked up
and said "Hey homie can i have those?"
he said "sure" and handed em over.

we walked around a little bit waiting for recess for the older kids
then were instantly swarmed by mein führers and other ********* .

They thought we handed the kids a bomb. IT was a ******* styro-foam
take out box with cheese melted all over the top with a ******* fork sticking out the side.
They actually held the school on lock down.

The fat bitch who now conllorts the school is turning that into a ******* nazi consentration camp.
she is an evil power hungry fatass.
Its BAD over there man
#124 to #111 - sherlockbatman (08/07/2011) [-]
I witnessed a similar event.   
two kids in my class swapped names to screw with the sub.   
michael became david and vice versa.   
It worked out well...until some lady from the office came for david.   
she didn't know they had switched names, so the sub sent fake david to the office while fake michael and the rest of the class lolled with the force a thousand suns.
I witnessed a similar event.
two kids in my class swapped names to screw with the sub.
michael became david and vice versa.
It worked out well...until some lady from the office came for david.
she didn't know they had switched names, so the sub sent fake david to the office while fake michael and the rest of the class lolled with the force a thousand suns.
#125 to #124 - allcontent ONLINE (08/07/2011) [-]
Oh damn.. i love messing with teachers.
I know a teacher in my family.. kinda "Step aunt"
Long story dont really want to explain.

She has a teaching job. She was working one day and some kid said to her
"Miss, the girls in the hallway said they wanted help."

She went out there and asked them. they said "What? no we didnt.."

She walked back in the classroom and found a kid climbing through the second story window to get back in.

it was a funny story.
#83 - Harkonnen (08/07/2011) [-]
There was this kid in my 7th grade class that had a full beard while we were just starting to hit puberty. We told the subs that he didn't even belong in our class and that he was a high school student. he got kicked out of class everytime we had a sub
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#121 to #50 - gatewaymoo (08/07/2011) [-]
im behind you
User avatar #20 - dmitriwins (08/07/2011) [-]
I got my sub too call me Gary Oak.
Gary Mother ******* Oak.
#150 - jewishsmurfs (08/07/2011) [-]
Friends tell sub your a retard

Do whatever you want and get away with it
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#311 - UKDan (08/07/2011) [-]
Hugh Madson
User avatar #189 - jacksparojr (08/07/2011) [-]
this story is somewhat similar

I was in lunch just hangin out with my 3 best friends and we were just talking laughing usual stuff when this group of dumb bitches come out of now where and they come to our table and ask us to sign this petition for something

my friends all basically told them to **** off but me being the devious bastard I was I said I would sign their petition and my friends finally caught on and let me go through with it

I look at this paper on a clip board and on the top it sais
"sign if you think my ex boyfriend herp derp is an asshole"
and their are about 10 signatures (most from her whorey friends)

so I'm talking to them saying how much of a jack ass I thought that guy was and all these other things for leaving her as I'm signing this paper

she then thanks me and leaves only 10 seconds later stopping dead in her tracks to figure out on the paper I had wrote
"Colonel Mustard"
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#95 - AwkwardMan (08/07/2011) [-]
Whenever I'm in 7th period , and there's a substitute, at 12:34 we all simultaneously drop our binders on the floor.
#315 - mcgroinsterr (08/07/2011) [-]
I'm going to burn this school down...

...Down to the ground...
#290 - myheadjustblewup (08/07/2011) [-]
I would usually make up some long ass indian name, then proceed to talk with an indian accent the entire day  
  
Gif unrelated
I would usually make up some long ass indian name, then proceed to talk with an indian accent the entire day

Gif unrelated
#188 - Cutles (08/07/2011) [-]
i usually just swap names with people in class cause they have attendence and just see how long it can go
User avatar #201 to #188 - xxcouragewolfx (08/07/2011) [-]
My real name is Chris,
My Buddies name is Alex.

Teacher: Attendance. Alex?

Me: Here!

Alex: Dude wtf.

Me: Chris Shut up.
#190 to #188 - marlbrrrow (08/07/2011) [-]
It works better that way;) Gif unrelated.
It works better that way;) Gif unrelated.
#191 to #190 - Cutles (08/07/2011) [-]
that gif is better then all the post on fj cause it make me laugh
User avatar #6 - MonsieurOctopus (08/06/2011) [-]
my boyfriend once told his sub that his name as spelled "Tom" but pronounced "Nick."

They believed him.
#287 to #278 - John Cena (08/07/2011) [-]
#205 - xsimonne (08/07/2011) [-]
this made me laugh
#186 - anonwhathaveudone (08/07/2011) [-]
Dad wtf are you doing in my class
#142 - izzygirl (08/07/2011) [-]
Couldn't do this in school.  
Not only did teachers take roll call, but we had assigned seats.  
			*******		 Catholic schools.
Couldn't do this in school.
Not only did teachers take roll call, but we had assigned seats.
******* Catholic schools.
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User avatar #157 to #154 - izzygirl (08/07/2011) [-]
I prefer to say my teachers have become more trusting. Hell, my English teacher last year was awesome. Despite being in a Catholic school, he allowed me to do a presentation on gay rights.
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User avatar #160 to #158 - izzygirl (08/07/2011) [-]
Ahh, for me, it depends on the sub. There's one sub who's a complete ass. I had a religion class, and my teacher always made them ridiculously easy. I **** you not, one of the options for the multiple choice question "Jesus said he'd return..." was "Never! One time on earth was enough!" I started laughing my ass off, and the sub yelled at me. But then there's a different sub who is a complete bad-ass, he'll let you do whatever the **** you want with the directions "If anyone important-looking comes by, act like you're working."
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