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I'm sorry for all the random. If you're wondering if I drew this, then the answer is yes, however I did use Google Images as a guide. Please rate, but please don't hate. Huge thanks to bobJML, for being such an awesome friend, and deeds to Ottovan, one of the greatest comic makers to ever leave.
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Submitted: 08/06/2011
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#667 - anonymous (08/31/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 274,278,470**
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#661 - minority has deleted their comment. [-]
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#649 - timmynoclue **User deleted account** has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #648 - babysnatcher (08/07/2011) [-]
**babysnatcher rolls 4,898**
#643 - anonymous (08/07/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 211**
User avatar #634 - anabolicino (08/07/2011) [-]
**anabolicino rolls 854,375,358**
User avatar #633 - anabolicino (08/07/2011) [-]
**anabolicino rolls 3,503**
#621 - anonymous (08/07/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 43**
User avatar #612 - awesomedubs (08/07/2011) [-]
**awesomedubs rolls 8** Gentlemen..step the fuck back..im about to start dividing
User avatar #613 to #612 - awesomedubs (08/07/2011) [-]
**awesomedubs rolls 1** minus this
User avatar #614 to #613 - awesomedubs (08/07/2011) [-]
**awesomedubs rolls 0** and this
User avatar #615 to #614 - awesomedubs (08/07/2011) [-]
CLOSEENOUGH.
#594 - kumare (08/07/2011) [-]
So then I whipped out my fiery cock of flame and my mom yelled at me to put it away and i said FUCK THAT and slapped her mouth with my cock while wearing a batman mask singing nananananananananananananana BATCOCK!!!!
User avatar #593 - vvanadium (08/07/2011) [-]
Dubs decides my next FB status. Go
#605 to #593 - burningvinesdrumer (08/07/2011) [-]
**burningvinesdrumer rolls 92** hi my name is (insert your name literaly) and i love to have cock parties all day everyday :D
#600 to #593 - anonymous (08/07/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 45** Can someone help me get this pencil outta my ass?
User avatar #597 to #593 - masterofmemes (08/07/2011) [-]
**masterofmemes rolls 33** well this was a nice day
#618 to #597 - decompflesh (08/07/2011) [-]
it will be done
User avatar #596 to #593 - Metallicock (08/07/2011) [-]
**Metallicock rolls 70** never again will i use funnyjunk to decide my facebook status
User avatar #595 to #593 - wilskc (08/07/2011) [-]
**wilskc rolls 46** i love my life
User avatar #590 - FatterKid (08/07/2011) [-]
lol at first it seemed like an MLIA post
User avatar #583 - cesarsalad (08/07/2011) [-]
shit just got real...
User avatar #616 to #582 - awesomedubs (08/07/2011) [-]
FUCK MY STOMACH
#647 to #616 - schjr **User deleted account** (08/07/2011) [-]
User avatar #603 to #582 - snuggyfu (08/07/2011) [-]
My cup of chai tea just exploded.
#599 to #582 - rshowat (08/07/2011) [-]
Well, What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
User avatar #592 to #582 - jacking (08/07/2011) [-]
i had my hand on my balls...
User avatar #602 to #592 - darklava (08/07/2011) [-]
O.o ?
User avatar #604 to #602 - snuggyfu (08/07/2011) [-]
You are obviously not a man.
User avatar #607 to #604 - darklava (08/07/2011) [-]
i am but why would you be touching your balls to this?
User avatar #610 to #607 - snuggyfu (08/07/2011) [-]
*shrug* Some men have their hand on their balls the majority of the time. Or maybe it's an itch. Or maybe the name "jacking" has something to do with it....
#591 to #582 - anonymous (08/07/2011) [-]
Lol it was in my mouth
User avatar #589 to #582 - bentleyjs ONLINE (08/07/2011) [-]
i shot the wall
User avatar #587 to #582 - momad (08/07/2011) [-]
i shot part of my cheek...
User avatar #585 to #582 - TheAmazingWombat (08/07/2011) [-]
Is it only me that ALWAYS has their finger in the right place so they never actually get shot?
#581 - anonymous (08/07/2011) [-]
spider man doesnt have a jet pack
User avatar #584 to #581 - lookoc **User deleted account** (08/07/2011) [-]
wow you fail
User avatar #577 - mscobretti (08/07/2011) [-]
Sorry for the sheer off topicness but I have a question regarding barcodes, yes thats right, barcodes. Would placing duct tape over one shield it from the scanners at front doors? I'm getting a job as security at a local grocery store and would like to know.
User avatar #598 to #577 - bellevixen (08/07/2011) [-]
You should go try it.
#576 - trollingfaggot (08/07/2011) [-]
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#579 to #576 - mabarii (08/07/2011) [-]
but we cant hear ur coment sir .
User avatar #574 - aaronshanks (08/07/2011) [-]
**aaronshanks rolls 079,630,874** do i still get red text?
#572 - anonymous (08/07/2011) [-]
any1 else think of Fallout: New Vegas when they saw the spot thingy?
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