Fortune cookies. Let's see what Mario, Luigi and Yoshi have in their future.. >Open fortune cookie >cookie reads " you bitch" >ask manager about the cookie >he replies " you bitch" >find out where they m
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Let's see what Mario, Luigi and Yoshi have in their future

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Submitted: 08/05/2011
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#16 - cannedvegitables (08/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>Open fortune cookie
>cookie reads " **** you bitch"
>ask manager about the cookie
>he replies " **** you bitch"
>find out where they make the cookies in the restaurant
>ask who made the cookie that was sent to table 5
>person raises and hand and I ask him why he wrote it
>he says that in his home country it is actually a sign of respect because "bitches" are dogs which are a highly respected animal in their country and the **** you was meant to make the writer sound jealous
>I smile and say "really?"
>writer says "no, **** you bitch"
>get laughed out of the store
#12 - pikminz (08/05/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Thank you to everybody who thumbed this thing up. honstly I never thought it would get this much thumbs up. I thank you for leveling me up to a level 4. You are all  
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Thank you to everybody who thumbed this thing up. honstly I never thought it would get this much thumbs up. I thank you for leveling me up to a level 4. You are all
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#20 - pikminz (08/05/2011) [-]
DEAR ALL thumbS UPPERS!!!!!!!!  
All of u just make me have happy spaz attacks! if it werent for u guys I wouldnt be leveling up so quickly! Honstly i thought this wouldnt be a big deal yet it has over 200+ thumbs. i thank each and every one of you guys!
DEAR ALL thumbS UPPERS!!!!!!!!
All of u just make me have happy spaz attacks! if it werent for u guys I wouldnt be leveling up so quickly! Honstly i thought this wouldnt be a big deal yet it has over 200+ thumbs. i thank each and every one of you guys!
User avatar #15 - ThunderLung (08/05/2011) [-]
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#14 - anonymous (08/05/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 42** rubba dub dub
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#13 - moscardino Comment deleted by pikminz [-]
User avatar #8 - hiimawesome (08/05/2011) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #21 to #10 - misterducklumps (08/06/2011) [-]
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User avatar #6 - misterducklumps (08/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
LOL. Repost, but still LOL
User avatar #4 - Kodylol (08/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
He WAS right about it being a repost you know :P
User avatar #5 to #4 - pikminz (08/05/2011) [-]
I didnt know sorry. Honestly i actually thought i was the first to find it.
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#2 - malacyman Comment deleted by pikminz [-]
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