Fortune cookies. Let's see what Mario, Luigi and Yoshi have in their future.. >Open fortune cookie >cookie reads " you bitch" >ask manager about the cookie >he replies " you bitch" >find out where they m Fortune cookies Let's see what Mario Luigi and Yoshi have in their future >Open fortune cookie >cookie reads " you bitch" >ask manager about the >he replies >find out where they m
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#16 - cannedvegitables
Reply +17
(08/05/2011) [-]
>Open fortune cookie
>cookie reads "**** you bitch"
>ask manager about the cookie
>he replies "**** you bitch"
>find out where they make the cookies in the restaurant
>ask who made the cookie that was sent to table 5
>person raises and hand and I ask him why he wrote it
>he says that in his home country it is actually a sign of respect because "bitches" are dogs which are a highly respected animal in their country and the **** you was meant to make the writer sound jealous
>I smile and say "really?"
>writer says "no, **** you bitch"
>get laughed out of the store
#17 to #16 - pikminz [OP]
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#12 - pikminz [OP]
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(08/05/2011) [-]
Thank you to everybody who thumbed this thing up. honstly I never thought it would get this much thumbs up. I thank you for leveling me up to a level 4. You are all  
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Thank you to everybody who thumbed this thing up. honstly I never thought it would get this much thumbs up. I thank you for leveling me up to a level 4. You are all
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#18 to #12 - unicornattacks
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(08/05/2011) [-]
So are you kind sir/madam.
#19 to #18 - pikminz [OP]
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#20 - pikminz [OP]
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(08/05/2011) [-]
DEAR ALL thumbS UPPERS!!!!!!!!  
All of u just make me have happy spaz attacks! if it werent for u guys I wouldnt be leveling up so quickly! Honstly i thought this wouldnt be a big deal yet it has over 200+ thumbs. i thank each and every one of you guys!
DEAR ALL thumbS UPPERS!!!!!!!!
All of u just make me have happy spaz attacks! if it werent for u guys I wouldnt be leveling up so quickly! Honstly i thought this wouldnt be a big deal yet it has over 200+ thumbs. i thank each and every one of you guys!
#15 - ThunderLung
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(08/05/2011) [-]
**ThunderLung rolls 41**
#14 - anon
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(08/05/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 42** rubba dub dub
#13 - moscardino
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#6 - misterducklumps
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(08/05/2011) [-]
LOL. Repost, but still LOL
#7 to #6 - pikminz [OP]
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(08/05/2011) [-]
I KNOW ALREADY!!!! l=(
#4 - Kodylol
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(08/05/2011) [-]
He WAS right about it being a repost you know :P
#5 to #4 - pikminz [OP]
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(08/05/2011) [-]
I didnt know sorry. Honestly i actually thought i was the first to find it.
#2 - malacyman
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#1 - darkchampion **User deleted account**
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#3 to #1 - pikminz [OP]
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(08/05/2011) [-]
I know i did malio!.....Oh malio?...MALIO!
(get it?)
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