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#150 - wallsbad (08/05/2011) [-]
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: It's me and my bitch
#318 to #150 - rainbowtetsuo (08/05/2011) [-]
Come on, guys. I'm a newfag and I know this guy's llorting.
Come on, guys. I'm a newfag and I know this guy's llorting.
#317 to #150 - yisumad (08/05/2011) [-]
Likin' your red thumbs?
User avatar #315 to #150 - icefried (08/05/2011) [-]
To all idiots falling for this thing, please read this:
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#303 to #150 - wallsbad (08/05/2011) [-]
Pic related, it's me still llorting you candy-asses
#298 to #150 - heroicvenom (08/05/2011) [-]
Detceted llort
#305 to #291 - Womens Study Major (08/05/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #281 to #150 - nukarama (08/05/2011) [-]
Everyone! Check his ******* profile. He admits to being a llort. He is not serious!
#276 to #150 - cashforclunkers (08/05/2011) [-]
your girlfriend looks like shes a blowup doll... dont take her out on a cold day she might crack.
your girlfriend looks like shes a blowup doll... dont take her out on a cold day she might crack.
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User avatar #263 to #150 - ihasthepancakemix (08/05/2011) [-]
In mid-2007 an image of a typical Guido and his bleached and faux-tanned girlfriend and its accompanying text was spammed relentlessly on /b/ and after a period during which it was considered a forced meme, it took on a life of its own, with posters changing and mutating the contents to cover a wide variety of subjects, from anime to religion to chemistry.
The young man pictured turned out to be Paulie Carbone, who died July 10th 2007 in a street racing accident in New Jersey. The image appears to have been appropriated by a llort who happened upon Carbone's memorial myspace page.
User avatar #260 to #150 - ihasthepancakemix (08/05/2011) [-]
ive seen that pic before when i googled 'douchebag'. so you're actually a faggot llort who wishes he could be a douchebaggy tool. lol have fun dieing alone :)
#254 to #150 - PedobearsBitch (08/05/2011) [-]
It's funny because he's a level 28, so he obviously goes on here a lot.
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User avatar #233 to #150 - Sammmy ONLINE (08/05/2011) [-]
Let's seeeee.... Your hairs ******* stupid, your girlfriend looks like a whore, you obviously drink a lot so you're probably a party boy, which means you're a douchebag, also there's no possible way you can get straight A's while being a multi season athlete. And again, I can't get over how stupid your hair is.
#282 to #233 - wackywavytubeman (08/05/2011) [-]
its copypasta bro don't get so upset over it
User avatar #231 to #150 - imthepunkkid (08/05/2011) [-]
So your a cocksucking jersey shore prick who thinks rolling around in doritos is a tan. I would just like to let you know a large percent of the Fj community is ex military trained to kick peoples ass that would gladly ******* destroy you. K thanks bye
#289 to #231 - bobocrunch (08/05/2011) [-]
It's a llort, and btw **** off with Jersey, stay away from the beaches and the boardwalk and nobody here are guido's.
User avatar #225 to #224 - wallsbad (08/05/2011) [-]
THEY DO LOVE ME.
#246 to #225 - Womens Study Major (08/05/2011) [-]
#228 to #217 - telestriation (08/05/2011) [-]
Here you go.
User avatar #279 to #201 - oshkoshbigosh (08/05/2011) [-]
This made me laugh more than I normally do.
User avatar #197 to #150 - malignantpingas (08/05/2011) [-]
And yet for some reason you remain here. And have a pretty high level for being a fag.

Why do you stay?
#196 to #150 - GermanWalrus (08/05/2011) [-]
Nice plastic sculpture you made!
Nice plastic sculpture you made!
#185 to #150 - ibanyourana (08/05/2011) [-]
I oughta put my foot up your ass
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#176 to #150 - franklinpierce (08/05/2011) [-]
Even if not llorting, the people of the internet do not care what people like you think, and never will. LOL!
#160 to #150 - DeltaRob (08/05/2011) [-]
This has been on /b/ forever.... copypasta
#154 to #150 - Womens Study Major (08/05/2011) [-]
Again?
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