Evolution. OC EDIT: Front page! Thanks, everyone! And just to clear something up, I never got caught. I AM an ninja, and I do know how to clear history, cookies evolution Damn nsfw comic
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Evolution. OC EDIT: Front page! Thanks, everyone! And just to clear something up, I never got caught. I AM an ninja, and I do know how to clear history, cookies

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EDIT: Front page! Thanks, everyone!
And just to clear something up, I never got caught. I AM an **** ninja, and I do know how to clear history, cookies, and use incognito.
EDIT 2: Here is the original " **** No" image I used in the comic
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Looking at ESPN Mum comes In, switch tabs
quickly
Dinnar' s ready!
What? You just closed a
tab. Let me see what it
...
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Submitted: 08/03/2011
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#358 - superhoodieninja (08/04/2011) [-]
Her reaction when she found it  
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Her reaction when she found it
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#349 - slaya ONLINE (08/04/2011) [-]
um? sure let me reopen my browser and you can check my history.
#392 to #349 - ananoke (08/04/2011) [-]
you can also use ctrl+ ***** +P for ie or firefox
User avatar #366 to #349 - darklordwaffle (08/04/2011) [-]
**** yeah incognito
User avatar #370 to #366 - RenegadeLDN (08/04/2011) [-]
what is this incognito you speak of?
#372 to #370 - darklordwaffle (08/04/2011) [-]
On Google Chrome, push Ctrl+Shift+N and it will open an incognito window. Any website you visit in this window will not show up in your history and will not leave any cookies.
#396 to #372 - wesnyle (08/04/2011) [-]
OMFG! NOW I CAN SEARCH FOR PRON ALL DAY WITHOUT FEAR!!!
#371 to #370 - anon (08/04/2011) [-]
Hold CTRL + SHIFT + N on Google chrome, and NO history is saved or anything like that!
User avatar #373 to #371 - floydcalling (08/04/2011) [-]
I love you.
#380 to #349 - greenwithenvy ONLINE (08/04/2011) [-]
your face when she checks to find nothing.
+55
#141 - dothetroll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #165 to #141 - VladTheImpailer (08/03/2011) [-]
profit? :P
#219 to #141 - hauntzor (08/03/2011) [-]
My parents have been divorced for over a year now.
Mfw I find a ******** of gay porn links in my dad's browsing history while using his laptop.
User avatar #179 to #141 - DoggyBouncer (08/03/2011) [-]
I was expecting to get Dinosaured
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#182 to #179 - dothetroll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #185 to #182 - DoggyBouncer (08/03/2011) [-]
I would've lol'd if I got dinosaured, thumb up anyway
#128 - MoRMONJESUS (08/03/2011) [-]
pron on interweb impossible........
*one week later*
#363 - guardsman (08/04/2011) [-]
new way to close tabs
new way to close tabs
#232 - xMrxAmazingx (08/03/2011) [-]
**xMrxAmazingx rolls 0**
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#264 to #232 - kismonos has deleted their comment [-]
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#434 to #232 - fuckingtrolls has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #712 to #232 - JJrules (08/04/2011) [-]
But it's impossible to divide by zero
#295 to #232 - anon (08/04/2011) [-]
+3
#236 to #232 - burningpineapples **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+3
#238 to #236 - burningpineapples **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+3
#240 to #232 - whatdoweallshout **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+12
#282 to #232 - shabooty **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#271 to #263 - neoexdeath ONLINE (08/04/2011) [-]
If you think THATS all the work you can do to spread mayhem, we gotta be having a long ass talk...
#233 to #232 - anon (08/03/2011) [-]
User avatar #266 to #233 - flatballbouncing (08/04/2011) [-]
What? How did that happen? °O°
User avatar #225 - xxxrmartiinxxx (08/03/2011) [-]
**xxxrmartiinxxx rolls 555** trips :)
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#296 to #225 - carmelorules **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #608 to #225 - nyrrangersfan (08/04/2011) [-]
**nyrrangersfan rolls 616**
#283 to #225 - pkfl (08/04/2011) [-]
**pkfl rolls 46,083**
User avatar #311 to #225 - ineverlosethegame (08/04/2011) [-]
**ineverlosethegame rolls 505** Dem trips
#229 to #225 - anon (08/03/2011) [-]
ive been anon here for 6 years. never seen that called out so easily. you are god. i am your bitch.
ive been anon here for 6 years. never seen that called out so easily. you are god. i am your bitch.
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User avatar #253 to #225 - kobegriffeysanders (08/03/2011) [-]
**kobegriffeysanders rolls 963** I one time got trips after someone else got quads and I only got one thumb. :(
User avatar #227 to #225 - Bluefire (08/03/2011) [-]
YOU SIR, WIN.
User avatar #228 to #225 - orangeturtle (08/03/2011) [-]
**** , lucky bastard! ;)
User avatar #247 to #225 - SuperWeapons (08/03/2011) [-]
this page is epic.
look above.
User avatar #230 to #225 - Zontanos (08/03/2011) [-]
Winning.
User avatar #276 to #225 - xxxrmartiinxxx (08/04/2011) [-]
anyone else think its weird when a guy rolls a 0 and i roll trips yet gets more thumbs then me?
User avatar #421 to #276 - ipwnyoface (08/04/2011) [-]
Let's complain about getting 118+ thumbs for typing "*roll 3* Trips :)" be grateful for what you get.
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User avatar #516 to #485 - ipwnyoface (08/04/2011) [-]
I understand probabilities, never did I say that rolling 0 was easier than trips. What I'm saying is that you don't truly deserve the thumbs you have. Congratulations, you called a roll of trips; your post is devoid of humor yet it receives 100+ thumbs on a site dedicated to humor. Also, what the **** do you mean by my a cat?
User avatar #715 to #485 - thatdrummerguy (08/04/2011) [-]
Hey man I'm finished with school, let's keep the fractions and **** away.
#650 to #485 - togginn (08/04/2011) [-]
chances of rolling trips are 1/100 not 1/1000
#249 to #225 - amnesiacpatient (08/03/2011) [-]
It's so beautiful
It's so beautiful
#284 to #225 - kwizzy (08/04/2011) [-]
I am your bitch.
BTW Can someone give me the **** yeah picture?
I've only got this cropped out one for facebook :(
#308 to #284 - keiyoti (08/04/2011) [-]
Here ya go man.
User avatar #314 to #308 - kwizzy (08/04/2011) [-]
Thanks man. Close enough picture = close enough
User avatar #267 to #225 - iainsutherland (08/04/2011) [-]
you are a wizzard
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#242 to #225 - burningpineapples **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#246 to #242 - professionalbadass has deleted their comment [-]
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#255 to #225 - theguyishere has deleted their comment [-]
#243 to #225 - professionalbadass (08/03/2011) [-]
are you a wizard?
#252 to #225 - geodukemon ONLINE (08/03/2011) [-]
Trips?

On my content?

It's beautiful!
User avatar #217 - boygeorgia (08/03/2011) [-]
i don't always beat my meat..but when i do i talk about it on funnyjunk
#198 - HungrHungryNomad (08/03/2011) [-]
You are all welcome
#156 - fabulousgoten (08/03/2011) [-]
he should have locked the door!!!
#39 - derpes ONLINE (08/03/2011) [-]
Ctrl + Shift + N
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#131 to #39 - ibetrollinsixty **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#570 to #39 - BearsAreSquares (08/04/2011) [-]
Ctrl + Shift + P
User avatar #40 to #39 - sagittareivan (08/03/2011) [-]
Wooow :D
#335 - hob (08/04/2011) [-]
#124 - Furryfan (08/03/2011) [-]
private browsing ftw
private browsing ftw
User avatar #129 to #124 - CyanideisHappiness (08/03/2011) [-]
Private browsing doesn't stop other people from seeing you retard.
User avatar #138 to #129 - Natelawl (08/03/2011) [-]
Private Browsing doesn't record your history.

you must be new here.jpg
#140 to #138 - gumpasaurus (08/03/2011) [-]
here you are good sir
#142 to #140 - Natelawl (08/03/2011) [-]
Thank you, kind gentleman.  
a gif in return
Thank you, kind gentleman.
a gif in return
User avatar #147 to #138 - CyanideisHappiness (08/03/2011) [-]
I ment that it doesn't stop people in the same room from seeing you -_-.

And how would that make me new here?

In fact it says on your profile that I signe up before you so stfu.
User avatar #150 to #147 - Natelawl (08/03/2011) [-]
First of all, who would be in your room while you're looking at porn?

It makes you new because private browsing has been doing what it does now.

and it is true that I signed up after you have, but I've gotten enough experience from others on FJ to know what private browsing is and specifically what it does to every detail.
User avatar #151 to #150 - CyanideisHappiness (08/03/2011) [-]
I know what private browsing does and I have known for years.

Even if I didn't know how would that make me new to funnyjunk?

And what I meant by "someone in the same room" is a situation like in the comic above.
User avatar #152 to #151 - Natelawl (08/03/2011) [-]
switch tabs :D
User avatar #153 to #152 - CyanideisHappiness (08/03/2011) [-]
I'm sorry but you dont seem to understand my comment in the first place. Furryfan implied that OP should have used private browsing, but all I was saying was that using private browsing in a situation like OP's wouldn't help.
User avatar #159 to #153 - Natelawl (08/03/2011) [-]
I use opera so I don't know how private browsing works on Google Chrome, or FireFox
User avatar #157 to #153 - Natelawl (08/03/2011) [-]
How so?
User avatar #162 to #157 - CyanideisHappiness (08/03/2011) [-]
Because the fact that it doesn't record internet history wouldn't help because the only reason his mum found out was because she saw him closing the porn tab.
User avatar #294 to #162 - Furryfan (08/04/2011) [-]
it would save you from pulling up what you were looking at since you can just pull up what you were looking at before the porn... or just shut off private browsing quick enough
User avatar #163 to #162 - Natelawl (08/03/2011) [-]
and that is the part when you lie. ;D
User avatar #167 to #163 - CyanideisHappiness (08/03/2011) [-]
Wait doesn't matter i get you now
#48 - trickytrickster (08/03/2011) [-]
my mom installed a program that tracked browser history, took a snapshot of the screen every 120 seconds, and tracked your keystrokes.
User avatar #51 to #48 - Scottizdaman (08/03/2011) [-]
private browsing maybe?
#52 to #51 - trickytrickster (08/03/2011) [-]
Oh, this was like 3 years ago. It would still track the keystrokes and take a picture of what I was viewing on the screen, so that wouldn't help. I actually figured out that the keystroker information was saved in the program folder, and it was also capturing the password for the keystroker. so I just used that to get in and turn it off.
#59 to #52 - karlossacramento (08/03/2011) [-]
desperation makes a man's mind prosper
#76 to #52 - anon (08/03/2011) [-]
Face it; we all know a lot more about computers and how to work them because we need to hide the porn. It's a Cold War between parents and their kids, and we either come out on top with computer skills or get caught.
#154 to #76 - trickytrickster (08/03/2011) [-]
Yah. Best dinner table ever, my mom was talking about tracker and I finally snapped and was like, mom your tracker isn't even that impressive. The password is this ___(I don't remember). I went into the keylogger and guess what, it logs its own password. You can change the password, but then it will just keylog that. And then I got up and left. Like a boss.
#94 to #48 - llmattll (08/03/2011) [-]
thats a total invasion of privacy :\ id rebel >:O
+11
#49 to #48 - DukeOfMania **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#326 - mattthesexykat (08/04/2011) [-]
I hate when this happens!
I hate when this happens!
#149 - thebrony (08/03/2011) [-]
&lt;---someone walks in my room my reaction
<---someone walks in my room my reaction
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#169 to #149 - superbean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#107 - harryballzack (08/03/2011) [-]
saved*
#103 - oogundamreviews (08/03/2011) [-]
dude look out!  your moms coming into your room while your lookign at porn!
dude look out! your moms coming into your room while your lookign at porn!
#106 to #103 - hauntzor (08/03/2011) [-]
No way!  There's porn on the internet?
No way! There's porn on the internet?
#110 to #106 - danbonifant (08/03/2011) [-]
Hey guys, there is a new thing called google!
Hey guys, there is a new thing called google!
#116 to #110 - LookinHereWhy (08/03/2011) [-]
I just got an NES! It's the newest thing EVAH!
#218 to #116 - hauntzor (08/03/2011) [-]
Dude that 			******		 gay.  The Magnavox Odyssey is where it's at, yo!
Dude that ****** gay. The Magnavox Odyssey is where it's at, yo!
User avatar #115 to #106 - badmonkey ONLINE (08/03/2011) [-]
What is this internet you speak of?
#109 to #106 - oogundamreviews (08/03/2011) [-]
yeah!  and theres also this new video about two girls and a cup ive been hearing about!
yeah! and theres also this new video about two girls and a cup ive been hearing about!
#118 to #109 - roflstorm ONLINE (08/03/2011) [-]
two girls one cup?
is that a party game?
#117 to #109 - shadowstuart (08/03/2011) [-]
Oh has everone upgraded from dial-up ? this new 			****		 it pretty awesome
Oh has everone upgraded from dial-up ? this new **** it pretty awesome
#121 to #117 - ljhpie (08/03/2011) [-]
Someone screen cap! I wanna be on the front page!
User avatar #123 to #117 - oogundamreviews (08/03/2011) [-]
we learned so much today!!
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