my awesome dad!. you can call this fake if you want to, but this is one of my fondest memories of my father!. me on my tth birthday get the guts to ask parents  fuck you it happened
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my awesome dad!

my awesome dad!. you can call this fake if you want to, but this is one of my fondest memories of my father!. me on my tth birthday get the guts to ask parents

you can call this fake if you want to, but this is one of my fondest memories of my father!

me on my tth birthday
get the guts to ask
parents if l can skip
l turn to my dad and
ask him but he says
that my mother is
right and to get to
school.
sitting in
class being
miserable,
like a boss
of course
worst day ever at this
point, didn' t get a party
and now i' m in trouble
l look up and see...
Dad, what' re you doing
here?
me and my dad
hop on his huge motor
Cycle and blast off to
fun and
then we go to see the
movie "Dinosaur"
when were in the parking
lot he tells me to get
off the bike
then he takes me home for
some sake and ioe
super stoked about
turning
bitsh mom yells that
school is more
important than
anything else and to
get in the carl
suddenly the anteroom
ohmes on and says that l
should go to the main
office now.
l arrive at the office
ready to be expelled or
some **** like that
my awesome dad fully
decked out in his biker
swag
I' m bustin you outta
here. no son of mine is
gonna be looked up on
his birthday!"
the sst stop is a lunch
break at fudruckers {god
l love that places)
then he drives me back to
school, l am sad that the
fun is ending
he then guns the motor
and pops a mutha ******
...
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#28 to #24 - Rascal (08/03/2011) [-]
win
#697 to #28 - NumaNumaNumaYEA (08/04/2011) [-]
>Anon talks
>thumbs down
#720 to #697 - wrinklynewt (08/04/2011) [-]
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here, take this
#174 to #24 - xGODx (08/03/2011) [-]
I laughed sooo hard at this comment.
I laughed sooo hard at this comment.
#271 to #24 - acecadium (08/03/2011) [-]
....
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#137 - wogan (08/03/2011) [-]
My dad on my birthday.
My dad on my birthday.
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User avatar #652 to #156 - schrades (08/04/2011) [-]
Wouldn't it have just been easier to have him take you?
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#286 to #156 - izzilu (08/03/2011) [-]
On my first day of kindergarten my dad accidentally ran over my foot with the car. Didn't even cry
On my first day of kindergarten my dad accidentally ran over my foot with the car. Didn't even cry
#323 - supermegabar (08/03/2011) [-]
I have Dinosaur on Video... No workable VHS player in my house to watch it...
#352 to #323 - vaskaduzea (08/03/2011) [-]
i still have VHS :D
#348 to #323 - Rascal (08/03/2011) [-]
you can watch it on youtube, here you go:

[url deleted]
#350 to #348 - Rascal (08/03/2011) [-]
**** deleted the link, well just type in "Walt Disney Dinosaur Part 1" you should be able to find it bro
#361 to #350 - supermegabar (08/03/2011) [-]
I am forever in your debt anon...
I am forever in your debt anon...
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User avatar #375 to #367 - supermegabar (08/03/2011) [-]
Thats why i deleted it :P
User avatar #380 to #375 - mrsInuyasha (08/03/2011) [-]
yes, yes. I see that now and mine will die a similar death.
User avatar #389 to #380 - supermegabar (08/03/2011) [-]
haha!
#335 to #323 - senorawesomeone (08/03/2011) [-]
Damn man..i feel your pain.. my looney tunes and Tom and Jerry collections are in VHS my nephew 			******		 up the last VHS we had watching stupid jesus movies > : \
Damn man..i feel your pain.. my looney tunes and Tom and Jerry collections are in VHS my nephew ****** up the last VHS we had watching stupid jesus movies > : \
#182 - Rascal (08/03/2011) [-]
#3 - fraggle (08/03/2011) [-]
Fudruckers you say?
#470 to #3 - themegaepicsandwic (08/03/2011) [-]
**themegaepicsandwic rolls 86** Magikarp never gets dubs.
#471 to #470 - themegaepicsandwic (08/03/2011) [-]
**themegaepicsandwic rolls 87** UNTIL IT EVOLVES!
**themegaepicsandwic rolls 87** UNTIL IT EVOLVES!
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#670 - sonofspam (08/04/2011) [-]
I do this with random children.
#673 to #662 - monoloco (08/04/2011) [-]
It SHOULD be used in every comic, Freddie Mercury is God's homosexual cousin!

Pic unrelated and adorable.
#676 to #673 - mikakalyptus (08/04/2011) [-]
I was just saiyan.

Freddie Mercury is a-- ): **was a freaking beast!

Pic. semi related (He was amazing too)
#427 - franxappa (08/03/2011) [-]
you after the motorcycle ride
#452 to #427 - skatmeeleven (08/03/2011) [-]
a little bike-curious, i presume?
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#211 - japfapper (08/03/2011) [-]
<my 6th birthday
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#328 - deansg (08/03/2011) [-]
Oh you bastard
#155 - srsbraindamage (08/03/2011) [-]
"the 1st stop is a lunch break.."

..it's dark out.
User avatar #157 to #155 - derpastani (08/03/2011) [-]
eclipse?
#162 to #155 - Rascal (08/03/2011) [-]
i will have lunch whenever the **** i want
#675 - slurpphc (08/04/2011) [-]
The best I got on my sixth birthday was some stolen crayons and an Iranian kid making fun of me.





**** YOU KID.
#698 to #675 - hauntzor (08/04/2011) [-]
Ohohooohhh it's funny because I totally did make fun of you!
User avatar #261 - elocinfuckyeah (08/03/2011) [-]
dinosaur, ******* love that movie, remember nothing of it, I just know I breathed for that ******* movie
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