School. Second One: /funny_pictures/2432890/School+2/. Stupid things he the during schpeel 1 in class Vou hid: are Oh, Pm just retarded, pointing at the tailing School Second One: /funny_pictures/2432890/School+2/ Stupid things he the during schpeel 1 in class Vou hid: are Oh Pm just retarded pointing at tailing
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#126 - mattymattwithahat
Reply +63
(08/02/2011) [-]
my friend glued a quarter to the floor...
in the special ed area

he got suspended
#134 to #126 - xxkosukexx
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(08/02/2011) [-]
one time a retarded kid pulled my hair, i didn't know he was retarded and it was behind my back, so i was like "Let ******* go of me you ******* freak, i turned around and i saw 2 special ed teachers running at me all pissed, and a retard on the floor crying, and one time a retard pantsed my gf....
#128 to #126 - Altr
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(08/02/2011) [-]
#129 to #126 - thecomkiller
Reply +7
(08/02/2011) [-]
My new hero
#15 - gerdinn
Reply +50
(08/01/2011) [-]
Stupid things to do during school:

1) Nothing
#16 to #15 - Betsybop
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(08/01/2011) [-]
#31 - ryansmithn
Reply +31
(08/02/2011) [-]
When you're in science class, and you're using fire, use tongs to hold a quarter over the fire until it's burning hot. Then throw it out into the hall right before the bell rings and when everyone rushes leaves their classes, watch as tons of people try to pick it up.
#58 to #31 - Mahazama
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#57 to #31 - Mahazama
Reply +10
(08/02/2011) [-]
Mfw the quarter melts all over the table
#40 - MidgetInABikini
Reply +25
(08/02/2011) [-]
>In geometry class one day
>Random black guy shoots friend with a paperclip from a rubber band
>Friend gets too much **** at school for being nerdy
>Want to retaliate, no rubber band
>All I see in my backpack is books and airsoft BB's from playing on the weekend
>Deconstruct two pens to get their tubes
>Tape tubes together to make a weapon
>Put 50 BBs in my mouth and prepare to fire
>Black guy is pelted with BBs
>Substitute teacher is totally oblivious, but special ed teacher in the back of the room is shocked (<--- her face when)
>Black guy never shoots at me again
#94 to #40 - BowChickaBowWow
Reply +3
(08/02/2011) [-]
I know this is fake, because a black guy wouldn't shoot you with paper clips, he's shoot you with a real gun.
#46 to #40 - rpursley
Reply +17
(08/02/2011) [-]
i can make a bow out of a pen, so HA..
this can go through a full milk carton with full draw and an xtra thick band ^_^
#48 to #46 - MidgetInABikini
Reply +3
(08/02/2011) [-]
Those are too innaccurate, they always miss.
Now, I made a bigger one with surgical tubing and a ruler that fired pencils that I kept in my backpack for a while. I also made a better blowgun later that used fiberglass instead of pens.
#50 to #48 - rpursley
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(08/02/2011) [-]
i beg to differ.. when i first made one of these, i spent a whole 3 hrs practicing so in always accurate.. and my favorite one uses pvc and empty pen wands with sharpenes paperclips as tips.. top that ^_^
#52 to #50 - MidgetInABikini
Reply +1
(08/02/2011) [-]
I shot a kid's pencil out of his hands with my blowgun from all the way across a 40 person room. And it only took 2 tries. :P  
But the best thing about the blowgun is that you can fire almost 50 shots in a second. I just throw like 50 in my mouth and bombard people.
I shot a kid's pencil out of his hands with my blowgun from all the way across a 40 person room. And it only took 2 tries. :P
But the best thing about the blowgun is that you can fire almost 50 shots in a second. I just throw like 50 in my mouth and bombard people.
#54 to #52 - rpursley
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(08/02/2011) [-]
i made a motherf*cking catapult out of yongue depressers, two rubber bands, a metal spoon, and four hotwheelz wheels, all found around school school, assembed in study hall, and it shoots whatever i put in it about 30 ft.. would take a pic but i got it taken away.. but nice shot
#59 to #54 - MidgetInABikini
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(08/02/2011) [-]
How does a 30 foot catapault beat a 3000 RPM, 200 fps fiberglass blowgun? In my experience, catapaults are terrible for precision because of the amount of variables and the low velocity required to fire in a parabola.
#60 to #59 - rpursley
Reply 0
(08/02/2011) [-]
are you going to use it in school?? really... youd get arrested in my school for that.. dont realy know about your school.. yut.. yeaah.. good luck with that
#63 to #60 - dymysnindy
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(08/02/2011) [-]
They sell weed in my schools bathroom. If I use this, it would be like being tardy in your book.
#65 to #63 - rpursley
Reply 0
(08/02/2011) [-]
i got caught by the gym teacher in the lockerroom in my school and he joined in... so ha lol
#61 to #60 - MidgetInABikini
Reply 0
(08/02/2011) [-]
It looks like a pen, so I always get away with it >:D
Even if they take it away, I say,"... but... b-but it's my only pen!"
And I always get it back >:D
#64 to #61 - rpursley
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(08/02/2011) [-]
lol great response.... what about an acrylic one? i have one of those but i dont bring it to school.. how do i make it look like a pen?
#66 to #64 - MidgetInABikini
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(08/02/2011) [-]
I don't have an acrylic one, I'd have to buy that. I found the fiberglass sticking out of a snowplow flag in someone's yard and I stole it.
#69 to #66 - rpursley
Reply 0
(08/02/2011) [-]
lol how do i disguise it?
<- this type and collor acrylic
#70 to #69 - MidgetInABikini
Reply 0
(08/02/2011) [-]
I don't know, try covering it in black electrical tape or using a different material.
#71 to #70 - rpursley
Reply 0
(08/02/2011) [-]
:(
#76 to #71 - dymysnindy
Reply +3
(08/02/2011) [-]
Were's your god now?
#78 to #76 - rpursley
Reply +1
(08/02/2011) [-]
i know.. i saw and i made one too... it got taken away tho.. too lazy to make one.. imma make an aersonal before school starts tho
#51 to #46 - malacyman
Reply 0
(08/02/2011) [-]
put the elastic on one end. put the ink cartridge in the pen then shoot it. or replace the ball point with the tip of a compass from a geometry set.
#56 to #51 - rpursley
Reply 0
(08/02/2011) [-]
better yet, use empty wands and put sharpened paperclips or pins inside
#87 - extremistavenger
Reply +21
(08/02/2011) [-]
Fix'd
#192 - godofthunder
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(08/02/2011) [-]
#195 to #192 - dubfairy
Reply +1
(08/02/2011) [-]
i loled
#165 - trollingfaggot
Reply -23
(08/02/2011) [-]
Dear Funnyjunk go **** yourself.
I've only been on this site for about 6 months and i can honestly say this is the most messed up site i have ever had the bad luck to come across. Here are some reasons why Funnyjunk is the ******* website there is.

1: Reposts my god the reposts, you fags sit there all day bitching about how many reposts make the front page when you all fail to see that the only reason they make front page everyday is because you ********* thumb them up like the idiots you are. While OC gets next to nothing when it comes to thumbs and you guys sit there wondring where the hell is the OC?

2: your all pussys. How many of you guys reading this make fun of women or other races while on Funnyjunk. Bet you don't do that in real life do ya, your all big and tuff when you have a computer screen to hide behind but in real life your scarred ******** to say **** to them because you know even the girls would kick your white pimply ass in a fight

3: Everyone on this site is a sheep. just to prove it how many of you thumbed down this comment before you read it just because you saw how many thumbs it had against it. if you guys see a post no matter how funny or unfunny it is yoy will thumb based on what other people have voted for.

4: My personal most hated feature of a website ever (apart from google ads on youtube) is rolling but you retards treat it like an art form. every comment section is filled with this crap from fist to last comment people rolling over and over again why? if someone gets dubs you act as if he's just won in the Olympics and thumb his roll up to +50 sometimes for something based on luck, what the **** guys

5: the double standards on this site, which is coming from one group and one group only you American dickwads **** YOU AMERICA.

I dont care what you guys do to this comment, i don't care how bad my spelling or grammer is, i don't care if it sounds like i'm bitching, i don't care what you're comebacks are because im leaving Funnyjunk
#181 to #165 - revanthewin
Reply 0
(08/02/2011) [-]
*you're
#203 to #165 - lostxprophit
Reply 0
(08/02/2011) [-]
go bakc to 4Chan you ****
#170 to #165 - killerzane
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(08/02/2011) [-]
#171 to #165 - iphilip
Reply +1
(08/02/2011) [-]
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#175 to #165 - cpawsome
Reply +1
(08/02/2011) [-]
Well fuking leaveall reaty i love smsrics snd i like this damn site

Your a person who feels the need to voice them self becsws you didnt get enoghf attention as child

So GTFO and Try out in the specialy olimpics
#196 to #165 - ILikeEggpancakes
Reply +1
(08/02/2011) [-]
You realize if you don't like the site you can just leave.
#223 to #165 - TheWerepyreKing
Reply +1
(08/02/2011) [-]
HE'S llortING. He is a level 24, click his name.
#224 to #223 - TheWerepyreKing
Reply 0
(08/02/2011) [-]
*llorting.
#225 to #224 - TheWerepyreKing
Reply 0
(08/02/2011) [-]
llorting llorting.... What? Must be word filter.
#168 to #165 - the ghost
Reply +2
(08/02/2011) [-]
You know, it's not llorting if you post the same thing on every front page picture. You are the dumbass here.
#177 to #165 - Ashoka
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(08/02/2011) [-]
**Ashoka rolls 294** just ROLLING on through.
#169 to #165 - holycrapitscooper **User deleted account**
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#173 to #165 - acetwelve
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(08/02/2011) [-]
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#193 to #173 - ILikeEggpancakes
Reply 0
(08/02/2011) [-]
Lol even in his name he calls himself a faggot.
#167 to #165 - crazytaxidriver **User deleted account**
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#110 - skitterman **User deleted account**
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#184 - rainbowslayer
Reply +15
(08/02/2011) [-]
My names Alex, too :D
#198 to #184 - onelittlemind
Reply +2
(08/02/2011) [-]
big alex reporting in
#190 to #184 - maryjaneinmabrain
Reply +5
(08/02/2011) [-]
**** yeah, same here.
**** yeah, same here.
#201 to #190 - acunit
Reply +3
(08/02/2011) [-]
yay im finally part of the group

-Another Alex
#197 to #184 - slurpphc
Reply +5
(08/02/2011) [-]
So is mine.
#74 - anon
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(08/02/2011) [-]
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#89 to #74 - textextdoubletext
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(08/02/2011) [-]
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#92 to #74 - anon
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(08/02/2011) [-]
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#98 to #92 - fatbabie **User deleted account**
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#93 to #74 - imflawless
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(08/02/2011) [-]
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#102 to #74 - nattyicesixtynine
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(08/02/2011) [-]
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#82 to #74 - mytrakytra
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(08/02/2011) [-]
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#83 to #82 - mytrakytra
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#99 to #82 - chubzkid
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(08/02/2011) [-]
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#100 to #99 - chubzkid
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(08/02/2011) [-]
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#79 to #74 - excitedllama
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(08/02/2011) [-]
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#81 to #79 - pikpikmin
Reply -1
(08/02/2011) [-]
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