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School

Stupid things he the during schpeel
1 *in class*
Vou hid: are
Oh, Pm just retarded,
pointing at
the tailing.
Amber?
Chop! if
Wall Cam
Chop,
Chop 6 .
Alek?
TIMMEH!!
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Vou hid: are
retarded,
Then watch eberyone
wahh past and try and
pith it an
Glue a coin
to the floor,
Floor
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#15 - gerdinn (08/01/2011) [-]
Stupid things to do during school:

1) Nothing
User avatar #126 - mattymattwithahat (08/02/2011) [-]
my friend glued a quarter to the floor...
in the special ed area

he got suspended
User avatar #134 to #126 - xxkosukexx (08/02/2011) [-]
one time a retarded kid pulled my hair, i didn't know he was retarded and it was behind my back, so i was like "Let ******* go of me you ******* freak, i turned around and i saw 2 special ed teachers running at me all pissed, and a retard on the floor crying, and one time a retard pantsed my gf....
#129 to #126 - thecomkiller (08/02/2011) [-]
My new hero
#31 - ryansmithn (08/02/2011) [-]
When you're in science class, and you're using fire, use tongs to hold a quarter over the fire until it's burning hot. Then throw it out into the hall right before the bell rings and when everyone rushes leaves their classes, watch as tons of people try to pick it up.
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#57 to #31 - Mahazama (08/02/2011) [-]
Mfw the quarter melts all over the table
#40 - MidgetInABikini (08/02/2011) [-]
>In geometry class one day
>Random black guy shoots friend with a paperclip from a rubber band
>Friend gets too much **** at school for being nerdy
>Want to retaliate, no rubber band
>All I see in my backpack is books and airsoft BB's from playing on the weekend
>Deconstruct two pens to get their tubes
>Tape tubes together to make a weapon
>Put 50 BBs in my mouth and prepare to fire
>Black guy is pelted with BBs
>Substitute teacher is totally oblivious, but special ed teacher in the back of the room is shocked (<--- her face when)
>Black guy never shoots at me again
User avatar #94 to #40 - BowChickaBowWow (08/02/2011) [-]
I know this is fake, because a black guy wouldn't shoot you with paper clips, he's shoot you with a real gun.
#46 to #40 - rpursley (08/02/2011) [-]
i can make a bow out of a pen, so HA..
this can go through a full milk carton with full draw and an xtra thick band ^_^
#48 to #46 - MidgetInABikini (08/02/2011) [-]
Those are too innaccurate, they always miss.
Now, I made a bigger one with surgical tubing and a ruler that fired pencils that I kept in my backpack for a while. I also made a better blowgun later that used fiberglass instead of pens.
User avatar #50 to #48 - rpursley (08/02/2011) [-]
i beg to differ.. when i first made one of these, i spent a whole 3 hrs practicing so in always accurate.. and my favorite one uses pvc and empty pen wands with sharpenes paperclips as tips.. top that ^_^
#52 to #50 - MidgetInABikini (08/02/2011) [-]
I shot a kid's pencil out of his hands with my blowgun from all the way across a 40 person room. And it only took 2 tries. :P  
But the best thing about the blowgun is that you can fire almost 50 shots in a second. I just throw like 50 in my mouth and bombard people.
I shot a kid's pencil out of his hands with my blowgun from all the way across a 40 person room. And it only took 2 tries. :P
But the best thing about the blowgun is that you can fire almost 50 shots in a second. I just throw like 50 in my mouth and bombard people.
User avatar #54 to #52 - rpursley (08/02/2011) [-]
i made a motherf*cking catapult out of yongue depressers, two rubber bands, a metal spoon, and four hotwheelz wheels, all found around school school, assembed in study hall, and it shoots whatever i put in it about 30 ft.. would take a pic but i got it taken away.. but nice shot
#59 to #54 - MidgetInABikini (08/02/2011) [-]
How does a 30 foot catapault beat a 3000 RPM, 200 fps fiberglass blowgun? In my experience, catapaults are terrible for precision because of the amount of variables and the low velocity required to fire in a parabola.
User avatar #60 to #59 - rpursley (08/02/2011) [-]
are you going to use it in school?? really... youd get arrested in my school for that.. dont realy know about your school.. yut.. yeaah.. good luck with that
User avatar #63 to #60 - dymysnindy (08/02/2011) [-]
They sell weed in my schools bathroom. If I use this, it would be like being tardy in your book.
User avatar #65 to #63 - rpursley (08/02/2011) [-]
i got caught by the gym teacher in the lockerroom in my school and he joined in... so ha lol
#61 to #60 - MidgetInABikini (08/02/2011) [-]
It looks like a pen, so I always get away with it >:D
Even if they take it away, I say,"... but... b-but it's my only pen!"
And I always get it back >:D
User avatar #64 to #61 - rpursley (08/02/2011) [-]
lol great response.... what about an acrylic one? i have one of those but i dont bring it to school.. how do i make it look like a pen?
#66 to #64 - MidgetInABikini (08/02/2011) [-]
I don't have an acrylic one, I'd have to buy that. I found the fiberglass sticking out of a snowplow flag in someone's yard and I stole it.
#69 to #66 - rpursley (08/02/2011) [-]
lol how do i disguise it?
<- this type and collor acrylic
#70 to #69 - MidgetInABikini (08/02/2011) [-]
I don't know, try covering it in black electrical tape or using a different material.
User avatar #71 to #70 - rpursley (08/02/2011) [-]
:(
#76 to #71 - dymysnindy (08/02/2011) [-]
Were's your god now?
User avatar #78 to #76 - rpursley (08/02/2011) [-]
i know.. i saw and i made one too... it got taken away tho.. too lazy to make one.. imma make an aersonal before school starts tho
User avatar #51 to #46 - malacyman (08/02/2011) [-]
put the elastic on one end. put the ink cartridge in the pen then shoot it. or replace the ball point with the tip of a compass from a geometry set.
User avatar #56 to #51 - rpursley (08/02/2011) [-]
better yet, use empty wands and put sharpened paperclips or pins inside
#195 to #192 - dubfairy (08/02/2011) [-]
i loled
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#184 - rainbowslayer (08/02/2011) [-]
My names Alex, too :D
User avatar #198 to #184 - onelittlemind (08/02/2011) [-]
big alex reporting in
#190 to #184 - maryjaneinmabrain (08/02/2011) [-]
****		 yeah, same here.
**** yeah, same here.
#201 to #190 - acunit (08/02/2011) [-]
yay im finally part of the group

-Another Alex
#197 to #184 - slurpphc (08/02/2011) [-]
So is mine.
#130 - Rascal (08/02/2011) [-]
Anyone remember the PENIS game? You say PENIS and then someone else would have to say it louder, and each time louder and louder until someone would have to end screaming PENIS across the class.......
User avatar #135 to #130 - xxkosukexx (08/02/2011) [-]
we did the same thing except with boobies
User avatar #141 to #130 - LOLPUN (08/02/2011) [-]
We did that in 8th grade Science class. Somehow it ended up with the class playing it in the hall way then standing on the tables and screaming "WHEN I SAY PENIS, YOU SAY VAGINA!"

Now I'm trying to remember why our teacher laughed during this.
**** I miss 8th grade.
#149 to #130 - metzgermeister (08/02/2011) [-]
We had a game where someone would get up and yell, &quot;I win!&quot; then everyone waved their arms in the air and stuck their tongue out, going &quot;Looloolooloo, looloolooloo!&quot; After that, we sat completely quiet and watched our teachers horrified face. We only did this 4 times a year, during his speeches to quarter tests. Never caught on.
We had a game where someone would get up and yell, "I win!" then everyone waved their arms in the air and stuck their tongue out, going "Looloolooloo, looloolooloo!" After that, we sat completely quiet and watched our teachers horrified face. We only did this 4 times a year, during his speeches to quarter tests. Never caught on.
#124 - Rascal (08/02/2011) [-]
Haha, a couple of my class mates did the coin thing, but instead of gluing a coin to the ground they shot up the school.
#132 to #124 - Childofindigo (08/02/2011) [-]
Hey small world. A couple of my class mates did that too, but instead of shooting up the school, they glued a coin to the ground.
#112 - doctordalek (08/02/2011) [-]
This image has expired
MFW I realize I can't do that because I'm not in high school anymore.
User avatar #12 - localbees (08/01/2011) [-]
someone glued a pile of change to the sidewalk outside our school. it's still there.
User avatar #13 to #12 - localbees (08/01/2011) [-]
also, have any of you seen the sexy saxman video where he plays "Careless whisper" all over the place?
we started doing that in band, during rehearsals, the whole group would start playing the sax intro.
#18 to #13 - alsf (08/01/2011) [-]
We did the exact same thing! End of the year concert, a couple of other saxes and I roamed the halls playing that at ungodly volumes. And the person who played a solo part in a song threw it in at the end of it, which was awesome
User avatar #38 to #18 - localbees (08/02/2011) [-]
whenever our director told us to stop, everyone would boo him as loud as they could.
#217 to #38 - alsf (08/02/2011) [-]
"What, you don't like George Michaels? HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY DOESN'Y LIKE GEORGE MICHAELS!"
User avatar #226 to #217 - localbees (08/02/2011) [-]
"BOOO, HE DOESN'T LIKE GEORGE MICHAELS!!!"
exactly
#34 - gowge ONLINE (08/02/2011) [-]
User avatar #88 to #34 - rockerdanny (08/02/2011) [-]
reminds me of the dumb bitch meme
#142 - Thenewguygunther (08/02/2011) [-]
what really happened during roll call
Teacher:Mike
M:chop
T:Sue
S:chop
T:Tyroneisha
TY:chop chop **********
T:Alex
A:timber!!!
*class scatters away*
*a tree falls and crushes teacher and front half of class room*
*children are saved because of Alex's genius reaction to mix normal roll call procedure with a warning sign*
*teacher called retarded for years to come for not knowing obvious warning signs*
#113 - resume (08/02/2011) [-]
Glue a coin to the floor? I Krazy Glued my teachers chair to the floor. So when he tried to pull in his chair the legs stayed on the floor while he tumbled forward. I offered to go get the chisel from my shop, and thought to myself &quot;Self, someone is going to rat on me&quot; so I put the super glue in the fire extinguisher, got the chisel, got his legs off the floor, the class lol'd when he went to get a new chair, and I never got ratted on.  
  
			****		 yeah.
Glue a coin to the floor? I Krazy Glued my teachers chair to the floor. So when he tried to pull in his chair the legs stayed on the floor while he tumbled forward. I offered to go get the chisel from my shop, and thought to myself "Self, someone is going to rat on me" so I put the super glue in the fire extinguisher, got the chisel, got his legs off the floor, the class lol'd when he went to get a new chair, and I never got ratted on.

**** yeah.
#144 to #113 - SirPyro (08/02/2011) [-]
In all seriousness, though, that made me laugh. HARD. You deserve a medal. No, A TROPHY.
MADE OF BACON THAT LASTS FOREVER.
SERVED TO YOU BY A GOLDEN PROSTITUTE.
IN A LIMOUSINE.
FITTED WITH PHOENIX WINGS.
ON RAINBOW ROAD.
#137 - johnthunda (08/02/2011) [-]
1.My friend glued my construction teacher's coffee cup to his desk.
He wasn't laughing
But I sure was.

2.In construction class
Teacher goes out to bring wood in
Friend goes into his office and turns his PC's power supply off.
He had no idea what happened

As you can see, my friend loves my construction teacher.
User avatar #148 to #137 - lemonlord (08/02/2011) [-]
1:my friend locked our history teacher in the closet
when she went to get text books

2:he also put his pubic hair in her cup while it was full of tea

hes pulled so many tricks on her its unreal
User avatar #154 to #148 - Daminicheese (08/02/2011) [-]
Haha that second one's disgusting though. ;D
User avatar #158 to #154 - lemonlord (08/02/2011) [-]
i think the worse one would have to be when he brought his memory stick in and put a BDSM porn video on her laptop, left it on full screen and the icing on the cake the headmaster walks in before she did...
User avatar #159 to #158 - Daminicheese (08/02/2011) [-]
HAHAHA man your friend's a GC LOL. XD
#183 - SamIsMe (08/02/2011) [-]
i mustache a question.   
anybody else realize the teachers ability to lose and regrow a mustache instantly?
i mustache a question.
anybody else realize the teachers ability to lose and regrow a mustache instantly?
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#186 to #183 - shelbasaurus (08/02/2011) [-]
I mustache you a question kind sir, but I will shave it for later
#145 - swittig (08/02/2011) [-]
Kid is named Alex.
Teacher looks like Alex Trebek.
#152 to #145 - Rascal (08/02/2011) [-]
kebert xela
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#163 to #152 - Wingwalker (08/02/2011) [-]
Holy **** it worked!
#74 - Rascal (08/02/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 48**
User avatar #89 to #74 - textextdoubletext (08/02/2011) [-]
**textextdoubletext rolls 76**
#92 to #74 - Rascal (08/02/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 74,233**
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User avatar #93 to #74 - imflawless (08/02/2011) [-]
**imflawless rolls 863**
User avatar #102 to #74 - nattyicesixtynine (08/02/2011) [-]
*roll call*
User avatar #79 to #74 - excitedllama (08/02/2011) [-]
**excitedllama rolls 99**
User avatar #81 to #79 - pikpikmin (08/02/2011) [-]
Win.
#82 to #74 - mytrakytra (08/02/2011) [-]
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**mytrakytra rolls 433**
User avatar #99 to #82 - chubzkid (08/02/2011) [-]
**chubzkid rolls 701**
User avatar #214 - skittlezzyfz (08/02/2011) [-]
>Have a sub
>Roll call
>say "here"
>sub says, "OK hes not here"
>Proceeds with role
>Shes stupid deaf bitch
#221 to #214 - Rascal (08/02/2011) [-]
thats ur chance to just walk out of school
User avatar #229 to #221 - skittlezzyfz (08/03/2011) [-]
I was going to, but our school is all posh and **** and they have this electronic thing where a text is sent to parents, so it eliminates wagging

i hate my school
#211 - cozaasy (08/02/2011) [-]
>in school
>sub today
>roll call
>when teacher calls my name, I say "queer" instead of "here"
>teacher looks at me and says "what was that?" with serious expression
>mfw
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