Philosoraptor Comp. Confucius Says Comp: /funny_pictures/2419121/Confucius+Says+Comp/.. Dear diary, Today, OP made me rethink life Philosoraptor Comp Confucius Says Comp: /funny_pictures/2419121/Confucius+Says+Comp/ Dear diary Today OP made me rethink life
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#27 - vikingdangler
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Dear diary,
Today, OP made me rethink life


#72 - IKlikushin
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Cursing is called adult language because adults can be immature. The opposite of progress is regress. Rap artists don't like you pirating their music because they weren't really criminals. The words "equivalent" and "metonym" are roughly synonymous with "synonym." If a genie says you cannot wish for more wishes, common sense indicates that you aren't able to wish for any more genies. A quiz will not make you quizzical, just assess your knowledge of a certain topic. Pictures are square because digital cameras automatically edit the circular image into a rectangular one, seeing as circular photos and frames would be more difficult to produce, thus being more expensive. The "earth" in earthquake refers to the material being moved, rather than the planet on which the event occurs, so an earthquake on mars would still be an earthquake. Christians watch American Idol because a rather large portion of them are hypocrites. People in wheelchairs wear shoes to keep their feet safe from weather and low temperatures. Are we done here?
Cursing is called adult language because adults can be immature. The opposite of progress is regress. Rap artists don't like you pirating their music because they weren't really criminals. The words "equivalent" and "metonym" are roughly synonymous with "synonym." If a genie says you cannot wish for more wishes, common sense indicates that you aren't able to wish for any more genies. A quiz will not make you quizzical, just assess your knowledge of a certain topic. Pictures are square because digital cameras automatically edit the circular image into a rectangular one, seeing as circular photos and frames would be more difficult to produce, thus being more expensive. The "earth" in earthquake refers to the material being moved, rather than the planet on which the event occurs, so an earthquake on mars would still be an earthquake. Christians watch American Idol because a rather large portion of them are hypocrites. People in wheelchairs wear shoes to keep their feet safe from weather and low temperatures. Are we done here?
User avatar #75 to #72 - techketzer
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"Rap artists don't like you pirating their music because they weren't really criminals."
No, they're just greedy bitches.

"If a genie says you cannot wish for more wishes, common sense indicates that you aren't able to wish for any more genies."
There is absolutely nothing indicating that.

Fix your ****.
#77 to #75 - IKlikushin
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#78 to #77 - techketzer
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#97 to #78 - kageshi
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#91 to #72 - anon id: 881b8d8d
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THE PART OF THE CAMERA THAT TAKES THE PHOTO IS A SQUARE, SO IT DOESN'T NEED TO EDIT IT.
#169 to #72 - flyingr
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User avatar #80 to #72 - noobkillo
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..... wow.........
#110 to #72 - DanyNonanon
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Cursing is called adult language because it refers to how pity and shameful should adults be of saying such words while kids, the innocent creatures, don't. Truth. Some of the rap "artists" are douchebags and steal **** while their managers whine about piracy. Truth. No, if a genie would say you can't have more wishes you can wish for everything, which will include unlimited genies extra and at least one of them allows more wishes. Idiocy. They just "warp it". ******** see wikipedia marsquake/moonquake exist and it's even in my books. Let's not call them christians, let's call them hypocrite assholes, right. Truth.

NOW we're done here.
#41 - calljesusanigger
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THE LAN PARTY IN THE RETIREMENT HOME  
**** yeah.
THE LAN PARTY IN THE RETIREMENT HOME
**** yeah.
#43 to #41 - ReeceYeah
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#45 to #41 - benisepicness
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#141 - Zhougdog
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everyone gets wet when they get hot. It's called sweat.
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User avatar #170 to #141 - cameldwarf
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you probably would have gotten alot more thumbs if you posted the rhino along with this..
#155 to #141 - jadink
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#152 to #141 - thoushallnotrepost
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"everyone gets wet when they get hot. It's called sweat."

<--- This is what you're looking for?
#214 to #152 - Zhougdog
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there we go.
#61 - IshimelofSomewhere
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this has always bothered me about religion
#87 to #61 - grandterskrasao
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i think that the devil is the bad guy because hes trying to tempt you into doing those evil things just that he can punish your soul and get more power and tempt more people.... i dont know what im going with this
#93 to #61 - giveobamaquarters
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that's not how it works. sorry
User avatar #103 to #61 - dgarcia
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the devil, in my opinion, doesn't punish evil people. their punishment is the result of their own actions. The devil however tries to hurt good people, hence the saying "bad things happen to good people". Its my opinion and belief, and i am not trying to shove it down anyones throat. everyone is entitled to their own beliefs...
User avatar #83 to #61 - chrislafff
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I'm not trying to start a religious debate and will not respond to anyone if they try to llort me, but the devil doesn't punish evil people. That's a common pop culture view of him, but theologically speaking, he's getting the worst punishment of everyone in Hell. Please don't thumb me down, since I'm just trying to clear this up if anyone wanted to really know.
#68 to #61 - redthumbcollector
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#111 to #61 - DanyNonanon
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Oh panties...

Devil hates people, no matter if they like him or not. He never "punishes" them, he just wants to hurt them.
#63 to #61 - zenrath
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So if an evil person, kills another evil person, does that make him good?

Is that how the world works?
#66 to #63 - ccmember
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Reminds me of something...
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User avatar #64 to #63 - IshimelofSomewhere
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so you're saying that the people dont burn forever in hell because of what they did in life, but because satan is just a sadistic ****
User avatar #193 to #63 - Irakly
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No, because killing a person is evil :D
User avatar #76 to #63 - techketzer
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If he rids the world of evil people, he's done a good thing.

#65 to #63 - anon id: 7ef58d6d
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but if one "evil" person kills and focuses on nothing but other evil people, doesn't that make him good?
#11 - xodah
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I wanted to post answers to all of these but it's just too much.
User avatar #12 to #11 - HGOnethreeone [OP]
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And some, you can't. Like the tooth cleaning treats.
#13 to #12 - xodah
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4 out of every 5 dentists would like to have a word with you.
#147 - imaginariness
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I lost it right there. I couldn't tell if I should have laughed, panicked, or just taken a nap due to the deepness of that thought...
I lost it right there. I couldn't tell if I should have laughed, panicked, or just taken a nap due to the deepness of that thought...
User avatar #129 - DoctorMusic
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If pro is the opposite of con, what's the opposite of constitution?
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#135 - theballsofchrist
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Good and evil are concepts, once someone performs a "good" deed, he is deemed as a good person, and the same goes for a bad thing. That's why the concept of good versus evil will never work properly. Anyone seen Megamind?
User avatar #140 to #135 - Sarlouse
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But, what's defined as good only appeals in the eyes of the observer.
What's considered good to one person can be bad to another person, and vice versa.

You can't discriminate opinions due to minority either.
#142 to #140 - theballsofchrist
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I'm not, I only stated that to each person good and evil can be a completely different thing. It does depend on the observer, but sometimes on a mass who is told what good or evil is. Still, these are concepts. Not bashing beliefs or anything.
#146 to #142 - Sarlouse
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Me, personally, I think people have to have a balance of good and evil (or light and darkness as i prefer to say) otherwise, they'll go insane.

A person surrounded by pleasure will seek mischief.
Someone surrounded by misery seeks reward.
#148 to #146 - theballsofchrist
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True words brother.
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#26 - vikingdangler
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my brain just decided to shut down for a day or two