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Submitted: 07/28/2011
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#27 - vikingdangler (07/29/2011) [-]
Dear diary,
Today, OP made me rethink life


#72 - IKlikushin (07/29/2011) [+] (9 replies)
Cursing is called adult language because adults can be 						********					. The opposite of progress is regress. Rap artists don't like you pirating their music because they weren't really criminals. The words "equivalent" and "metonym" are roughly synonymous with "synonym." If a genie says you cannot wish for more wishes, common sense indicates that you aren't able to wish for any more genies. A quiz will not make you quizzical, just assess your knowledge of a certain topic. Pictures are square because digital cameras automatically edit the circular image into a rectangular one, seeing as circular photos and frames would be more difficult to produce, thus being more expensive. The "earth" in earthquake refers to the material being moved, rather than the planet on which the event occurs, so an earthquake on mars would still be an earthquake. Christians watch American Idol because a rather large portion of them are hypocrites. People in wheelchairs wear shoes to keep their feet safe from weather and low temperatures. Are we done here?
Cursing is called adult language because adults can be ******** . The opposite of progress is regress. Rap artists don't like you pirating their music because they weren't really criminals. The words "equivalent" and "metonym" are roughly synonymous with "synonym." If a genie says you cannot wish for more wishes, common sense indicates that you aren't able to wish for any more genies. A quiz will not make you quizzical, just assess your knowledge of a certain topic. Pictures are square because digital cameras automatically edit the circular image into a rectangular one, seeing as circular photos and frames would be more difficult to produce, thus being more expensive. The "earth" in earthquake refers to the material being moved, rather than the planet on which the event occurs, so an earthquake on mars would still be an earthquake. Christians watch American Idol because a rather large portion of them are hypocrites. People in wheelchairs wear shoes to keep their feet safe from weather and low temperatures. Are we done here?
#41 - calljesusanigger (07/29/2011) [+] (2 replies)
THE LAN PARTY IN THE RETIREMENT HOME  
						****					 yeah.
THE LAN PARTY IN THE RETIREMENT HOME
**** yeah.
#141 - Zhougdog (07/29/2011) [+] (5 replies)
everyone gets wet when they get hot. It's called sweat.
#152 to #141 - thoushallnotrepost (07/29/2011) [-]

"everyone gets wet when they get hot. It's called sweat."

<--- This is what you're looking for?
#61 - IshimelofSomewhere (07/29/2011) [+] (13 replies)
this has always bothered me about religion
#11 - xodah (07/29/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I wanted to post answers to all of these but it's just too much.
#13 to #12 - xodah (07/29/2011) [-]
4 out of every 5 dentists would like to have a word with you.
#147 - imaginariness (07/29/2011) [-]
I lost it right there. I couldn't tell if I should have laughed, panicked, or just taken a nap due to the deepness of that thought...
I lost it right there. I couldn't tell if I should have laughed, panicked, or just taken a nap due to the deepness of that thought...
User avatar #129 - DoctorMusic (07/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
If pro is the opposite of con, what's the opposite of constitution?
#135 - theballsofchrist (07/29/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Good and evil are concepts, once someone performs a "good" deed, he is deemed as a good person, and the same goes for a bad thing. That's why the concept of good versus evil will never work properly. Anyone seen Megamind?
#26 - vikingdangler (07/29/2011) [-]
my brain just decided to shut down for a day or two
#82 - voidzone (07/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Mind... BLOWN!
#89 to #82 - johnwg (07/29/2011) [-]
must be the work of
ALIENS
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#132 - Sarlouse (07/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
&quot;When you die, do you become closer to god because you no longer exist.&quot;
"When you die, do you become closer to god because you no longer exist."
User avatar #18 - gidvid (07/29/2011) [-]
There are many artists who support torrenting. They just want their music to be heard, it's the record companies that make most of the money anyway.

Ketchup is actually cooked with vinegar. A smoothie like that would suck lol.

She doesnt wash his hands with soap, she beats him with a bag of soap.

Hipster is almost a state of mind, and a crappy one at that.

Funny comp. My regards to you gewd sir (or madam).
#153 - tripledubs (07/29/2011) [-]
I really wish I had seen this when I was 12. Would'a made all my teachers look so dumb
User avatar #145 - khriskarnage (07/29/2011) [-]
you don't have to wish for more genies, just wish you could wish for more wishes!!!!!
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User avatar #139 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (07/29/2011) [-]
I dislike comps but there weren't many here ive seen before O_O good ones too...
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